Now that you’ve stumbled across this chaotic nook of the Blog, you may be wondering what exactly we are. The Apprentice Army is a corner on the Blog that’s made its own family. It is something all members on the Blog can be part of. There’s no need to ask to join, you can just jump on in and get a warm welcome. We love ideas for events, games, positions, etc. It’s a place to make friends, and belong to a community — one that you can help create. While it began with the objective to take over the Blog, it has evolved into a place you go when you are looking for a smile. Now, the purpose of it is to create a family….and throw some moddos into a pot 😀
Since you’re here, you might as well stay!!
Some common things you’ll see referenced around here:
The Pot: A soup He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named throws apprentices in to >:(
Moms: Warriors who are honorary Army members and help run things!
Our High Ranks: Leader, 2nd in Command, 3rd in Command, Mediator, Medicine Cat, Medicine Cat Assistant, Ultimate Accomplice!
Flinty: Our Leader!
Proposed by one of our awesome members, Mounty, we now do positive challenges! They’ll appear here when updated!
Positive Challenge:
Say hello to one new person this week!
Feel free to chat and plot chaos here! Here are some links to our affiliated places:
History – https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AaopviEQT5tOTmCYYcwAjRJEEkJ5EnvPBMPbaVeMtek/edit
Game Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-game-page/
Chaos Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/tumblr_p72wbmkwfu1x6eg0ao1_1280/
Introduction Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/needletail-3-png/comment-page-1/?unapproved=1091623&moderation-hash=3be3002ca595c3a414d25094e554cffa#comment-1091623
Wiki – https://blogclan-2.fandom.com/wiki/The_Apprentice_Army
Pages no longer in use:
Old Main Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army/comment-page-14/#comments
Old Elections Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-elections/comment-page-4/#comments
i
just
want
to
be
part
of
your
….
✨🌊🎵🐬🦄SYMPHONYYY🦄🐬🎵🌊✨
erm anyway
did you know that
….
the sky is blue
i’m bored 😛
🐬✨🌈🎶!!!!!
I just sang that really off-key 😛
The sky, in fact, is blue! Marvelous interpretation, my friend /sar /lh
Understandable, have a good day
willy wonka
Relatable
Some cello players in my class keep on trying to sing that song 😛
i am here to cause chaos ehehe
excuse me, are you aaron burr, sir? /ref
THAT DEPENDS, WHO’S ASKING
Oh sure, sir. I’m Alexander Hamilton
I’M AT YOUR SERVICE, SIR! I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU!
I’m getting nervous…
Sir, I heard your name at Princeton
SIR! I HEARD YOUR NAME AT PRINCETON, I WAS SEEKING AN ACCELERATED COURSE OF STUDY WHEN I GOT SORT OF OUT OF SORTS WITH A BUDDY OF YOURS
I may have PUNCHED him, it’s a blur, sir. He handles the financials?
You punched the bursar.
YES!
I WANTED TO DO WHAT YOU DID–GRADUATE IN 2 AND JOIN THE REVOLUTION! HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS STUPID! I’M NOT STUPID! >:(
wow
So how’d you do it? How’d you graduate so fast?
It was my parents’ dying wish before they passed.
YOU’RE AN ORPHAN, OF COURSE! I’M AN ORPHAN! GOD, I WISH THERE WAS A WAR, THEN WE COULD PROVE THAT WE’RE MORE THAN ANYONE BARGAINED FOR
HELLO HELLO SORRY FOR INACTIVITY
I AM SELLING DODO SOUPPPPP!!!!!!!!! Welcome to the grand opening of… Fallowsy’s Soup Stand! Because it’s World Freedom Day today (awesome day, right :DD), TOMATO SOUP WITH MEAT BALLS IS FREE TODAY!!! *aesthetically slurps tomato soup*
HI FALLOW DW NEVER EVER APOLOGIZE FOR BEING INACTIVE MY FRIEND <3
YAYYYY FREE SOUPPPPPP!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
nom nom
I should try to get more active here!! Hello, everyone!!
heya yarrow! :DD
Aaaaaa I should too 🫠🫠
HELLO MEH FRIEND
Hiii Rowsie! Hru?
hi yarrow
Who wants Chaos soup!
me please :3
*giving you chaos soup*
Welcome to Mizzie’s Hot Chocolate Shop! Everything here is free, all you have to do is ask and I will serve! Here’s the menu:
Mapey Maple Syrup Hot Chocolate
Piney Pumpkin Spice Hot Chocolate
Lil Lavender Hot Chocolate (i’ve actually seen this before I didn’t just make this flavor up)
Moon Macadamia Hot Chocolate
Piney Peppermint Hot Chocolate
Darkwing Dark Chocolate Hot Chocolate
Please place your orders in a reply to this comment! Thanks for visiting Mizzie’s Hot Chocolate Shop! Have a good day/night/whatever time it is for you rn
I wanted to order a big cup of me but I don’t see it on there 😭😭 /lh
this comment made me laugh sm 😛 /lh but it’s ok snowy don’t despair i will add a cup of you
snowy submarino hot chocolate
there you go :DD also submarino is a real, very tasty type of hot chocolate lol
Ajdfshjfga I’m glad, that was my goal and it also made me laugh writing it 😛 Thank you very much 😌 A hot chocolate made with an entire bar of chocolate sounds sensational, I will order your FATTESt MUG PLEASE 💸
um um um how about Snowy Strawberry Hot Choccy? :DD
Strawberry hot chocolate sounds so good! Made even better by the fact that I’m in it 😌 I’ll take three
I’ll inform panthi and/or mizzie right away madam🫡🫡🫡
Thank you bunches for doing so 🫡🫡🫡
🫡🫡🫡
Dw I got Snowy covered! *serves three cups of steaming hot chocolate*
Thank you thank you! *SLURPS*
I’m sorry snowy I couldn’t think of a flavor starting with s :(((
No worries!! I’m added to the menu now 😛
Yeah you are 😛
May I have a Piney Pumpkin and Snowy Spice Hot Chocolate mix, please ?
omg this reminds me i wanna get starbucks
Starbucks should take inspiration from my shop 😛
i should ABSOLUTLEY be the namesake of a starbucks drink
Ofc! *serves steaming hot chocolate* enjoy!
One cup of Darkwing dark chocolate hot chocolate please
Ofc! *serves steaming hot chocolate* enjoy!
Thanks Mizzie!
wait, can i try lavender hot cocoa? im actually curious the taste :pppp
Yes you can! *serves steaming hot chocolate* enjoy!
Irl though, I was at this coffee shop in Chicago and I saw lavender hot chocolate on the menu and I ordered it and it was okay. Not great, not terrible. But I could see how people like it. It’s like floral and chocolaty (sorry this is a terrible explanation)
*drinks it* mmmmm so good :333
// No don’t worry, i understand. some people like the lavender flowery flavor in their drinks. i have never tried lavender in drinks, but in desserts, some can be delicious!
Yes, lavender ice cream is really good
i have an idea!!! we should make a new rank for the army: head mom!!!
i’d run for the position :DD
ooh sounds cool! consider it flamilton approved👍
I’d vote for you if you ran
wait, good idea. id say, id vote for silv or you
Hi, it’s international science day today soooooo what about we experiment with dodo soup at Fallowsy’s soup stand today? My brand new soup experiment is… PANCAKE SOUP!!! Yes, it’s soup with pancake taste >:3
*throws speedy Snowy into da pot*
AAAAHHHHHHH
>:DDDDDDD
That’s what you get for being Speedy! >:DD
I’ll take it >:)
wh- why not waffle soup🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
nooooo fallows made the right choice
pancake soup >>>> waffle soup >:3
LIES /lhj
YES
LIES
WAFFLES ARE SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY SHAPE AND FORM FROM PANCAKOS ask firestar even him will confirm/lhj
MHM MHM FACTS RIGHT HERE
YESS WAFFLES ARE SUPERIOR
WAFFLE SOUP WAFFLE SUPERIOR
Oooooooh good idea :3 *throws speedy Piney into the pot for waffle soup* AND NOW WE’RE AT IT LET’S MAKE CREPE SOUP AS WELL *throws speedy Birchy into the pot for crepe soup*
hot question does a crepe soup have layers?
U pick, mah friend😌 Since this is online soup, possibilities are endless!
i think i’ll imagine it as a soup fountain 😊
um um I have no idea but would you like to be a part of the delicious stew/soup/crepe with birchy???? :DDDD
of course!!! i think our combination of woods will create a delicious flavor
oh yes✨ I didn’t even think of that tbh haha 😛
:DDDD
MY FRIENDS, I HAVE A REVOLUTIONARY IDEA… WHY NOT MAKE A WANCREPE (waffle pancake crepe) SPEEDY DODO SOUP? *aesthetically throws speedy piney, speedy birchy and speedy snowy into da pot*
WHO WANTS HOT WANCREPE DODO SOUP? STILL HOT AND TASTY! GO GET YOUR WELL-DESERVED SPEEDY DODO WANCREPE SOUP AT FALLOWSY’S POT SOUP STAND! FREE FOR ANY MEMBER OF DA APPRENTICE ARMY AND 99.999999% DISCOUNT FOR APPRENTICE ARMY MOMS! COME GET YOUR YUMMY SOUP RIGHT HERE!
thanks for taking the time to aesthetically throw us in
Of course, my speedy dodo friend! Anything for the most prized and valuable ingredients (or shall I rather say, members) of the soup 😀 /j
well that sure was hilarious
erm, crepe soup…? interesting
guys, guys, why not make a panwafcrepe (pancake, waffle, and crepe) soup instead?
sounds yummy
Hello hello! As always, Fallowsy’s soup stand has a special offer based on a holiday today! In my country, we’re celebrating Armistice today, (idk if that’s a thing where y’all live but oh well :PP) so today, we are not sacrificing the dodos at my soup stand, and let them have some soup with us!
Yall are spared…
this time >:3
you have about 2 1/2 more hours of peace in my timezone, dodos (in the us we celebrate veterans’ day! but it used to be armistice day iirc 😛 )
but anyway then we shall feast on instead of with the dodos like always😌😌😌
Dodos…. You shall be spared THIS ONE TIME… we still need something to make our magastical soup so instead we’ll be throwing…
CANON WARRIOR CATS, STARTING WITH THE ICONIC “firestar doesn’t like waffles!!!!!
Please insert the cat of your choice to be stirred into the soup/lhj
I’M THROWING IN BROKENBOI
uhhh jay x stick because we need good stuff in this soup🥹🥹🥹
Throwing in Curlfeather and Berryheart. We need morally gray characters in this soup 😛
Oh and the voice in Moonpaw’s head
Wafflepaw is gonna taste good
splash bad man >:( /lhj
Millie >:3333
adds clear sky
*adds crowfeather*
I don’t want him in WC so he can go in the pot >:DD
Violetshine sry 😛
great idea
hey chat, are you all the rizzlers? RIZZ SKIBIDI RIZZMAS
Also new display >:3
Yes, I am the rizzler.
I’M LITERALLY SO RIZZFUL YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA
AND SIGMA RIZZMAS MY FRIEND :DDDD
is it just me, or is the blog suddenly being taken over by google translate stuff and generation alpha slang?
Yes, you are partially correct. The blog is being taken over. But it’s not just the blog—it’s the whole world. Gen alpha is taking over! >:DD
oh, i was speaking in the context of the blog, but yes, the world is being taken over by gen a stuff.
I don’t think it’s just you 🙂
um um I don’t know what you’re talking about :DD
*casually hides the fact that they have “skibidi toilet merch” written on their rizzmas list*
YES I AM THE MOST SKIBIDI SIGMA RIZZLER YOU WILL EVER MEET
zkibidi 😏
I AM THE ONE TRUE RIZZLER >:DDD
I’m super rizzy
oooosssppppp ik ur heeerreeee come ooouuutttttttt flam isnt here to give u immunityyyyyyy >:333333 /lh 😛
uh then who am I🥹
A PERSON THAT ISN’T HERE! COME INTO DA POTTO OSP! :PPPPPPPPP
erm but like I am here🥹 I suppose that physics and relativity don’t exist anymore then😔😔😔 /lh
Nope, they don’t >:3
exquisite
hi flam
hi wills!
.. ..
..well you werent there at the time😭..
.. ..
that you know of 😀
why am i never active here
cries
well
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dis my dawn cult :ppp
Dis is mah fallow cult
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uh what about the arson/flamilton cult🥹🥹🥹
[insert hamiltrash emoji here]
I feel the same way lol
el queso es muy delicioso👍✨✨
Cough cough let me introduce my…
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VATERRRRMELONNNNNNN CULTTTTTTTTTT ARMYYYYY MUAAUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA :3
ok so who wants to run for head mom? >:D
once we have a list of ppl, i’ll put them all in a poll and ppl can vote
this is TOTALLY unofficial btw. if flam wants to make it official, when the next official army elections roll around, we can add it to the ballot
uh uh consider it flamilton approved because I’m on a lack of braincells and sleep and yknow what the more chaos the better👍
Can someone explain to me what a head mom is o-O
i invented it, it’s a rank for the leader of the apprentice army moms 😛
Sounds fun! Sure I’ll run, why not 😛
um, you can’t, you’re an apprentice? 😛
Oh oops 😛