Now that you’ve stumbled across this chaotic nook of the Blog, you may be wondering what exactly we are. The Apprentice Army is a corner on the Blog that’s made its own family. It is something all members on the Blog can be part of. There’s no need to ask to join, you can just jump on in and get a warm welcome. We love ideas for events, games, positions, etc. It’s a place to make friends, and belong to a community — one that you can help create. While it began with the objective to take over the Blog, it has evolved into a place you go when you are looking for a smile. Now, the purpose of it is to create a family….and throw some moddos into a pot 😀
Since you’re here, you might as well stay!!
Some common things you’ll see referenced around here:
The Pot: A soup He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named throws apprentices in to >:(
Moms: Warriors who are honorary Army members and help run things!
Our High Ranks: Leader, 2nd in Command, 3rd in Command, Mediator, Medicine Cat, Medicine Cat Assistant, Ultimate Accomplice!
Flinty: Our Leader!
Proposed by one of our awesome members, Mounty, we now do positive challenges! They’ll appear here when updated!
Positive Challenge:
Say hello to one new person this week!
Feel free to chat and plot chaos here! Here are some links to our affiliated places:
History – https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AaopviEQT5tOTmCYYcwAjRJEEkJ5EnvPBMPbaVeMtek/edit
Game Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-game-page/
Chaos Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/tumblr_p72wbmkwfu1x6eg0ao1_1280/
Introduction Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/needletail-3-png/comment-page-1/?unapproved=1091623&moderation-hash=3be3002ca595c3a414d25094e554cffa#comment-1091623
Wiki – https://blogclan-2.fandom.com/wiki/The_Apprentice_Army
Pages no longer in use:
Old Main Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army/comment-page-14/#comments
Old Elections Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-elections/comment-page-4/#comments
*loudly slurps moddo tea*
It’s frickin cold where I live
So why don’t use it as an excuse to cook mods?😃
Yes
Can we then them into cheese and fries
🧀🍟🍟🧀🍟🍟🧀🍟🧀🍟🧀🍟🧀🧀🍟🧀🍟🍟🧀
OFC OFC WE CAN
YAY
*dramaticAlly takes out machine*
EEEEEEE
NO JUST FRIES /j
YES ABSOLUTELY YOU KNOW WE DON’T EVER NEED A REAL EXCUSE TO MAKE DODO SOUP, BUT SINCE YOU DID USE AN EXCUSE THEN I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE EXTRA SOUP!!! >:DD
Yessss
*makes moddo hot chocolate*
Om nom nom
*Slurps*
Is it herbal moddo tea or milk moddo tea?
Hi! I’m Anxiety… um, where can I put my stuff?
* Inside out 2 reference *
Anyways HI I’M NEW TO THIS PAGE 😀 WHERE CAN I PUT MY STUFF
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w u t
rEEDOUGHHHH
WHY HELLO :DDDDDDDDD
HEY FLAMMMMMMMMM
*throws confetti everywhere*
It ok Riley, I’m Joy /ref
who made the console orange? >:O /ref
Oh…. Pouchy?
disappointed that there’s no rank for the loyal moms who serve the apprentice army just as well as the apprentices themselves? your prayers are answered!!!
introducing a (totally unofficial, for now) army rank: HEAD MOM!
if you want to run for head mom, just reply to this comment 😀 warriors only, ofc! once we’ve got enough ppl i’ll put everyone in a poll and the army can vote 😀
heyyy hollz!! I definitely love the idea, but I have a lil suggestion!! perhaps instead of ‘head mom’ we use the term ‘head parent’! ik we have many members of both the blog and the app army who identify as male and/or are genderqueer and might not use she/her pronouns or associate themselves with female-aligning words such as ‘mom’, and I definitely wanna make sure everyone feels included! however no pressure to do this, only a silly suggestion from moi <3
aghhhhhhh so sorry abt that!!! i kinda thought all app army parents were called moms regardless of gender, bc that’s the way i’ve seen it used, but i didn’t think that it could bring up some bad feelings for some people, sooooo sorry, totally gonna change it to head parent for my next post <333
oh, don’t worry about it!! things like that happen to the best of us haha <33 /nm /gen
I replied to you on the tavern too, but I’d love to run!!
yup, i’ve put both the silvers down as candidates 😀
I replied to you on the tavern as well but I’d like to run for head parent :3
yup, i’ve got you down!
Could I run?
yep!
Um, so how does it all work, like, are there speeches we have to give or..?
sure i can run if you want 🙂
(i think you already saw my reply on the wiki)
awesome!
May I run for head parent?
yep!
HOW
TEACH ME YOUR MAGIC
Do the lesser than and greater than signs right beside each other!
OH TYSM SILV
ANYTIME HOLZ
Oof I just searched up an invisible character 🤣
(Btw Holz I’m not running I just wanted to try the invisible reply thing)
oh, that’s also another way to do it :p
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Oh Potter you rotter oh what have you done—
/j
*harry potter reference*
DO I SPOT A HARRRRYYYY POTTERRRR REF >:OOOO???
you have awoken the ancient Potterhead spirit 🙂 /j
Please explain to me how y’all do this😭
put the “less than” and “greater than” signs facing each other, no spaces! It’ll look like this () but with the greater than and lesser than signs 😛
write the less than sign and then greater than sign
yay! you did it!
You have learned the magic :00
)(
use the less than symbol then greater than
Heyy, how are you all doing?
hi silv! I’m doing alright, although I have to go to an outdoor choir thing today that I’m less than excited to do😭 and my younger sister is going, along with all of her friends (she’s having a birthday sleepover thingy tonight) so it’s gonna be absolute sheer chaos, and not in the way I enjoy (and cause) it haha 😛 how’re you? <33
I hope the choir thingy goes well 😭 Little kids stress me out haha, I hope that also goes smoothly! I’m alright, I just got back from a school camp. I’m sunburned, burned out, quite emotional, and exhausted, but I’ll live! How did the choir and party go?
It went alright! Less than a minute into being at the event where my choir was singing my sister and her friends started chasing a friend of mine (nooo, I definitely didn’t tell the goblins to go after him, no sir I would never🥹) but it went well! I asked my friend a few days later what his thoughts on my sister and her friends were, and he just looked at me with fear in his eyes and said “they’re fast” I was absolutely wheezing 😭😭😭 and let’s just say that the sleepover was definitely interesting💀 I most certainly didn’t hear screaming coming from my sister’s room around 11pm and again at 5am! 😛
oh man, school camp sounds actually scary! /gen I know if I had to go camping with my classmates, some of those classmates wouldn’t make it back alive💀
do you have any plans for the rest of the week? :DD (I don’t *think* Thanksgiving is a national holiday in NZ/Australia but I could be wrong 😛 )
I love your display name! Pink is my favOrite color and I like green as well :3
Thank you so much Renda <333 It’s Wicked (the movie) themed! 😛 Pink is my favOUrite colour too and I also like green <333 I like your display name too! New England Patriots on top ✊
Awesome! I’ve been thinking of seeing Wicked
*jumping in here* you should totally watch it, it’s really good
You definitely should :DDD
helloooooo first time on this page since probably like last year but im doing great hbu
Hi Shimmz!!! Welcome back 😛 I’m doing okay, thanks!
I’m doing good thx! Wyd?
Happy to hear it! I’m about to go to bed, hopefully :p I have fresh sheets so yay!!
I’m doing great, ty. hbu?
Chaos
me good
oop i think i started the thing on the apprentice army page
I promised like a month ago I would be opening up my mod chocolate stand soon, yet I haven’t yet! I’m currently running low so please drop some flavOr requests in the replies.
ooh I have all sorts of silly suggestions! :DD
piney peppermint-and-chocolate swirl hot chocolate
embix eggnog hot chocolate
mapey marshmallow hot chocolate
snowy salted caramel hot chocolate
*vanishes in some rizzmassy sparkles*
maple butter hot chocolate with whipped cream and sprinkles
I love the ideas in the replies!!! I’m hungry for hot chocolate now sbjsdhkf
*Drops in dressed like Santa* Hohoho Merry Christmas!
NAUR IT’S STILL NOVEMBER >:CCC
MWAHAHAHAHAHA NOT IN MY BOOK! IT’S DECEMBER AND NOVEMBER DOESN’T EXIST-
*runs around dressed as my homie the grinch* MERRY RIZZMAS INDEED :DDDD
Oh my gosh you just reminded me of how last year my class did trass pickup and one girl swung a trash bag in a circle saying “Ho ho ho merry trashmas”—
yasssss
NO FESTIVITIES UNTIL THE FIRST OF DECEMBER >:( /lh
*Insert Santa hat on default profile picture*
>:3
*Insert Santa hat on Silvi’s profile picture*
>:3
Also, can I call yuh Silvi?
NO ITS NOVEMBER >:C
✨✨✨
I saw everybody doing it so I thought I’d try it out
Welcome to Mizzie’s Hot Chocolate Shop! Everything here is free, all you have to do is ask and I will serve! Here’s the menu:
Mapey Maple Syrup Hot Chocolate
Piney Pumpkin Spice Hot Chocolate
Lil Lavender Hot Chocolate (i’ve actually seen this before I didn’t just make this flavor up)
Moon Macadamia Hot Chocolate
Piney Peppermint Hot Chocolate
Darkwing Dark Chocolate Hot Chocolate
Snowy Strawberry Hot Chocolate
Also, if you come up with any flavors you’d like, I can make custom, and I will add it to the menu next time!
Please place your orders in a reply to this comment! Thanks for visiting Mizzie’s Hot Chocolate Shop! Have a good day/night/whatever time it is for you rn
ooh could I please have some darkwing dark chocolate hot choccy? it sounds quite splendiferous :DD
Ofc! *serves steaming hot choccy* enjoy!
huzzah!! thank you very much :DD
Ideas –
Chocolate Birch Bark Hot Chocolate
Golden Smores Hot Chocolate
Also, might I have a Piney Peppermint Hot Chocolate please? It sounds quite nice :3 *does the “okay” hand signal*
By the way, Mizzie, Flamespirit, would y’all like to join my roleplay/friend group? If so please click mah name :3
ooh yummy, but i just ate, be back soon!
I’ll have a Snowy strawberry hot chocolate!! It’s what Snowy would have wanted 🤝
Yes ofc!! *serves steaming hot choccy* enjoy!
I want to eat the moddo!!!!!
I’m actually a poisonous species of moddo and if you eat me you either collapse to the floor OR you see a genie that grants you three wishes but he’s self-absorbed and wants to take two of them for himself, I’m sorry to say 😔
I think…………….. I’ll do it just for the genie
He will be so flattered to hear that ✨ And also get two wishes for himself of course
But wait… what if I use one of the wishes to ensure that the genie can’t use my wishes? Eheheehheh 😛
He will say, “Impossible. That’s defied in the genie’s code of conduct, which I wrote myself. I am so cool.”
*Eats*
Ok, now, WHERE’S THAT GENIE I WANNA THROW PAWS-
* magical poof of blue smoke * IT IS I, THUNDAPPERQUERP. Did someone summon me?
It is I that hath summonededededed you, yes, me, down here, the slightly more aggressive than needed cat :3
Anyways…
*Pulls out majik chair*
With this chair I shall throw it at yuh :3
*Makes a stick appear out of thin air*
And with this stick, named A Stick, one of my ocs, I shall use one of its ultimate powers on you, annoying selfish genie- Thunda- Thunder- Thundareq- Thundapep- Thunderpep- Thundapeptobismal- Thunda- THUNDAPPERQUERP
A STICK, I CHOOSE YOU
A STICK, USE DEADLY STICK RAIN
Thundapperquerp looks at you. “Hmm, that is quite some Stick you have there. But please don’t throw the chair at me, and before you use that Stick – I am here to grant a wish. Do you have some wishes, though? You’ve got three of them. Choose wisely, and make sure to have no regrets . . .”
The DEADLY STICK RAIN rains down on him and he poofs an umbrella to stop them, but one stick pierces through the umbrella and hits his shoulder.
(WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM)
Please choose what happens from these options:
A. He falls over in the funniest way possible
B. He falls over in the funniest way possible and people laugh at him
C. He is hurt, but not defeated
Also, WHY SHOULD I NOT THROW THIS CHAIR AT YOU? HUH? ARE YOU SCARED?
Also, I am just an angry little gremlin shouting at this self-absorbed genie, or a Golden Retriever Chihuahua mix, whichever yuh see meh as-
A: He falls over in the funniest way possible
Thundapperquerp straightens up. He’s confused why he fell – he’s a genie made of smoke, he shouldn’t be able to fall. “If you throw that chair at me, it’ll just pass through me.” He smirks at his brilliant sentence construction. “Do you want to name your wishes, or not? 👀”
Yuh are now Snowi’s angry genie, or else I eat yuh >:3
I’ma call yuh Snowi now :3
(Go right ahead!)
So your wish was to turn him into my genie? Very thoughtful, uh . . . *squints at him* do you perhaps have two more wishes to offer him, too? He’s a three-wish genie, after all heheh huh uH
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. Well if I did, he would take the last two so I would be sad cuz I think they be good wishes-
He wouldn’t necessarily take the last two, he decides which wish he wants to grant . . . 👀
uhh well um I have absolutely no common sense whatsoever so knowing me I’ll probably completely ignore that advice :DD
and wait a minute… there are different species of dodo? :00
do you by chance know what the most delicious species happens to beWelp, good luck then!! 😀 😵
There are!! Unfortunately I do not, as I don’t like to betray the rest of my kind :(( I’m sure if you go around asking them though, they’ll be sure to tell you 👍
that’s unfortunate😔😔😔 I’ll be sure to ask your fellow dodos, however!👍✨✨
Yes but when it comes to eating dodo’s I must eat them no matter the cost *munches*
QUICK QUICK YOU GOTTA TELL ME DO YOU FEEL POISONED OR DO YOU FEEL GENIE
I feel ✨genie✨
The genie feels like granting some wishes, please provide him what you want ✨✨✨✨ 💯
Firstly, I am wishing that he will not use any of the wishes for himself, and instead give them all to me.
My second wish is to have infinite moddo food and drink for the rest of my life.
My third wish is to get rid of my writers block/procrastination.
The first wish he absorbs for himself. This could potentially backfire on you because now all your wishes are given to him, but he decides to not use it in that way. And thus, your first wish is gone.
The second wish he absorbs for himself. Infinite moddo food and drink is at his disposal, even though technically he doesn’t need to eat or drink. And thus, your second wish is gone.
Your third wish, however, he decides to grant. He gives you the help of freewriting, a practice where you write literally whatever comes into your head, even if it’s rambling thoughts like “This is stupid, I don’t wANNA” and write at least 250 words. No self-editing or self-censoring. Good LUCK!
*vanishes in a cloud of purple smoke* ✨✨✨✨
Darn I really thought I outsmarted the genie with my first wish 😭
I think I’ll go for the genie
*eats* OMNOMNOM
HOW DO YOU FEEL DO YOU SEE ANYTHIGN
*CHOMPS* ME HAZ SUMMONED DA GENIE :PP
*poof of smoke* YOU CALLED? *starts filing his non-existent nails* Let me know what wishes you want, or I will forever follow you and taunt
Fallowsy’s three wishes :PP:
1. Every person in the world will watch De Collega’s.
2. I will be able to participate in a play of De Collega’s.
3. I will be able to watch De Collega’s at school.
Now make ’em happen mister Genie :PP
The genie cocks his head. “I am more important than every person in the world, so I absorb the first wish for myself so I can watch De Collega’s. Watching at school I also choose to take, even though I don’t go to school, I’ll take advantage of it anyway. The second though, hmm. I grant that! Now go make it happen!”
*POOFS AWAY*
*eat you*
*genie is summoned*
*eats the genie* nom nom nom 😛
well now the genie doesn’t exist anymore (or perhaps i have turned into the genie)
You have turned into genie. Thundapperquerp always wins. 😱
I just ordered a Snowy strawberry hot chocolate… How long do I have until the poison sets in? 😔
Not very long unfortunately 😔 The poison is very fast-acting, it gets bored and so either activates in eight seconds or in three hours, but with every sip you take the timer resets. Good luck 😔 Hopefully you get the genie instead, fingers crossed 🤞
*CHOMPS DOWN MODDO*
✨I see GENIE✨
GENIE sees YOU
WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES
Oh… WELL GENIE HERE I COME *aesthetically munches dodo in a Stanley cup ** OOOH HELLO HELLO MY GENIE FRIEND DO YOU WANT A 50% OFF OFFER FOR TEMU??? SPECIAL OFFER JUST FOR YOU MY FRIEND :333 **genie instantly becomes traumatized by my ✨💅sLay-ness✨💅**
😮 i just discovered this
hi apprentices!!
WELL HELLO :DD
Hi Lili!! Welcome to the realm of chaos :DD
hihi welcome to the chaos :DD
Hi Lili!! Welcome to most ̶c̶h̶a̶o̶t̶i̶c̶ splenderific place on earth
CHAOS >:3
hi welcome!
Hi Lili!!!
anyone want some special thanksgiving dodo? it’s a great replacement for turkey 😀
:000 sure let’s go hunting
dodo, reveal yourself!
*Insert accent*
Please sir, may I have another slice? 🙁
Ooooh, yes!!! Sounds yummy!
Oh yes please, may I have a slice 😀
Sure! Let’s experience Thanksgiving food for once
sounds good! i’ll take two, please
hmm sure, but it better be tasty
ABSOLUTELY 100% :DD
DO YOU BY CHANCE HAVE ANY SAUTEED SNOWY? :DDD
INDEED I DO
Me!!! I’m sure all the helpers will agree that we love eating our employers >:DD /lhj
Do you by any chance have some pickled piney?