The Hazelpage

The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.

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Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.

Notice Board:

- The opening hours of the tavern have been extended! Thanks to new staff hirings, we are happy to serve guests 24 hours a day! We hope you'll warmly welcome our new barstaff: Pearl the Purple Microkitten and Lucy the Alarmingly Long Lemur!
- Be sure to check out our new vegan options, including a Tofu and Seaweed Fish and Chips; a Beetroot and Bean Burger with Pineapple and Chilli Salsa; and Nachos Topped with Chili, Zesty Guacamole and Five-Tomato Salsa!
- We are now a proud supplier of beverages from the Lua Luau Lemonade Company! As such, we will now be serving the highly popular flavours of C++ Cherryade, Java Julmust and CSS Cola! All from an introductory price of 12px (Pixels) each!
- And for people looking out for something to do in the tavern, we have several new board games on offer in the gaming cupboard! Be sure to have a go at Pixel Perfect, the game where players try to write their messages in rhyme! We assure you it's a heck of a good time!
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🐇🔥Rabbit Jumping Into Flaming Cauldron🔥🐇
🐇🔥Rabbit Jumping Into Flaming Cauldron🔥🐇
October 23, 2020 7:54 pm

Rabbitflame bursts into the Hazelpage. “ATTENTION!” she screeches. “EMBERDAWN TOOK MY REQUEST SERIOUSLY SO WHO WANTS TO TEAM UP TO FIND THE VIPERDINER?”

❄️🐍Viper In The Box; Worst Restaurant Chain🐍❄️
❄️🐍Viper In The Box; Worst Restaurant Chain🐍❄️
October 23, 2020 8:01 pm

viper took the request seriously 😛
id been in the process of making it for a while but had been stuck on the name in particular
thank you for the suggestion!
its nearly complete atm; ill post the link to the first clue when ive finished


bow to "earthling" overlords

The Masked Tterror (Shatteredmask)
The Masked Tterror (Shatteredmask)
October 23, 2020 8:23 pm

“WHAT IS THE VIPERDINER!”


armed with a newspaper

❄️🐍Viper In The Box; Worst Restaurant Chain🐍❄️
❄️🐍Viper In The Box; Worst Restaurant Chain🐍❄️
October 23, 2020 9:20 pm

check the tavern


bow to "earthling" overlords

Blaze of Red Hellfire (Redblaze is preparing for Halloween)
Blaze of Red Hellfire (Redblaze is preparing for Halloween)
October 24, 2020 9:42 am

Redblaze slumps to the ground. “Aquila and I are completely stuck.”


Silence will fall....

❄️🐍Viper In The Box; Worst Restaurant Chain🐍❄️
❄️🐍Viper In The Box; Worst Restaurant Chain🐍❄️
October 24, 2020 4:43 pm

Viper frowned. “Nooooo, why?”


bow to "earthling" overlords

🎃 Eaglefright! (Aquilaaaaaaaaaahhhh with a Halloween name) 👻
🎃 Eaglefright! (Aquilaaaaaaaaaahhhh with a Halloween name) 👻
October 24, 2020 7:49 pm

“The riddles have defeated meeeeeee” Aquila laughs, “I even showed them to my mum out of desperation and she couldn’t solve them either!”


Bad Wolf!

❄️🐍Viper In The Box; Worst Restaurant Chain🐍❄️
❄️🐍Viper In The Box; Worst Restaurant Chain🐍❄️
October 24, 2020 8:08 pm

noooo! you can always ask for hints on ones you’re struggling with and get some hints XD


bow to "earthling" overlords

🎃 Eaglefright! (Aquilaaaaaaaaaahhhh with a Halloween name) 👻
🎃 Eaglefright! (Aquilaaaaaaaaaahhhh with a Halloween name) 👻
October 24, 2020 8:45 pm

“What if that’s all of them? I can’t get hints for them all 😛”


Bad Wolf!

❄️🐍Viper In The Box; Worst Restaurant Chain🐍❄️
❄️🐍Viper In The Box; Worst Restaurant Chain🐍❄️
October 24, 2020 11:26 pm

“Course ya can! they’ll just all be vague XD”


bow to "earthling" overlords

Briarpaw/blaze a
Briarpaw/blaze a "Not Fine Boi"
October 24, 2020 12:57 am

Briarblaze gave Flamey a tako
“There ya go!” She exclaimed


Flamey of Somewhere
Flamey of Somewhere
October 24, 2020 3:49 pm

Flamey devours the tako and stands up. “So long, for now, friends. I must depart on my quest into the ViperDiner!” She stands up and walks out the door.

Cindery Smoke That Emerges From Frosty Jack-O-Lantern~ Cindy
Cindery Smoke That Warms Autumn Frost ~ Cindy
October 24, 2020 2:54 pm

A small grey cat walks in. “H-hi, my name is Cinderpaw, but you can call me Cindy. I-is this the Hazelpage? Is there anyone nice here?” *someone screams* “Ah!” *curls into a ball and starts crying*

The Masked Tterror (Shatteredmask)
The Masked Tterror (Shatteredmask)
October 24, 2020 4:44 pm

“I mean, maybe…” Ttera thinks for a while.

Briarpaw/blaze a
Briarpaw/blaze a "Not Fine Boi"
October 24, 2020 5:27 pm

Bri comes over and looks down at the small gray cat tilting her head
“Hi there! Are.. you okay?” She said


🎃 Eaglefright! (Aquilaaaaaaaaaahhhh with a Halloween name) 👻
🎃 Eaglefright! (Aquilaaaaaaaaaahhhh with a Halloween name) 👻
October 24, 2020 7:37 pm

“CINDYYYYYYYYYY” Aquila screeches, and runs over, not very quickly, because she is extremely unfit, “I’m questionably nice, but stillllll”


Bad Wolf!

The Raven does not celebrate Halloween so if you were expecting a new Halloweeny nickname then prepare to be disappointed (Raven || Ravenpaw/thorn)
The Raven does not celebrate Halloween so if you were expecting a new Halloweeny nickname then prepare to be disappointed (Raven || Ravenpaw/thorn)
October 24, 2020 8:17 pm

Raven returns to the hazelpage as soon as Venus returns back to her universe. “Yes, it is the hazelpage. Some are nice, some are not so nice.”


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