The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: - The opening hours of the tavern have been extended! Thanks to new staff hirings, we are happy to serve guests 24 hours a day! We hope you'll warmly welcome our new barstaff: Pearl the Purple Microkitten and Lucy the Alarmingly Long Lemur! - Be sure to check out our new vegan options, including a Tofu and Seaweed Fish and Chips; a Beetroot and Bean Burger with Pineapple and Chilli Salsa; and Nachos Topped with Chili, Zesty Guacamole and Five-Tomato Salsa! - We are now a proud supplier of beverages from the Lua Luau Lemonade Company! As such, we will now be serving the highly popular flavours of C++ Cherryade, Java Julmust and CSS Cola! All from an introductory price of 12px (Pixels) each! - And for people looking out for something to do in the tavern, we have several new board games on offer in the gaming cupboard! Be sure to have a go at Pixel Perfect, the game where players try to write their messages in rhyme! We assure you it's a heck of a good time!
“BURN ALL OF YOU MONSTERS OF THE EARTH! YOU WILL NEVER RULE THIS WORLD!” Frost shrieked, she threw all the math homework in the fire. She grabbed a flamethrower.
Silvy jumped in alarm and screamed loudly as she looked at the horrifying scene. Upon spotting the flamethrower in Frost’s hands, she stood up and bolted out of the room, a look of pure terror on her face.
“DO I SEE A BOOK IN YOUR HAND?”
“N-n-no,” Silvy stuttered, slowly backing away from Frost, “It’s just a cooking recipe I received from my mom on Christmas.”
“Are you okay?” Sparkpaw asks, backing up into a wall. “Do you need any help?”
“Not the maths homework, maths is good!!!!” Aquila cries, “Throw the English homework in the fireeeeee”
Silvy cautiously slides back into the room, eyeing Frost wearily. Then, upon spotting Aquila attempting to throw her english homework in the fire, she leapt, crying, “NOOOOOO” as she knocked down a huge pile of papers.
Aquila jumps in fright and drops the homework, and it lands…right in the fire.
Silvy stares at the fire shock, then suddenly lunges at Aquila, screaming, “YOU EVIL PERSON!”
Riverpond just sits there. “My homework is optional,” she says. “Usually…”
“luckyyyyyy” Aquila sighed, “mine ain’t”
“But I like my English homework,” cooed Raven.
“why????” Aquila howled, “english is evil and so is homeworkkkk”
“BURN ALL THE FRUSTRATING EVIL THINGS INTO THE FIRE PLACE!”
“No, don’t do that. Please calm down!” Silvy said desperately.
“Okay, that sounds fair,” Sparkpaw replies, attempting to toss the Google Sites creator into the fire. “BURN, YOU HORRIBLE THING THAT WON’T ACCEPT DIRECT HTML EDITING! Oooh, this is great. What are you throwing into the fireplace, Frost?”
“Everyone, please calm down! Why are you all burning things?”
“MWAH HA HA HA! I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING BEFORE I DIE!”
“Well in that case,” Silvy smiled, “BURN ALL OF YOU DISGUSTING BREAD!”
“ooooh we’ll get toast then right??” Aquila grins, “I like toast. Especially sourdough toast!”
“Yikes, be careful with that toast,” Frost muttered as one of the burning toasts flew above her head. “DIE DIE DIE.” She chanted, grabbing her science exam
“I’m always careful!” Aquila grins before promptly falling over and burning her hand on one of the toasts. “Not an issue,” she adds quickly, a gold flash of her eyes and the burn is healed.
Sandy dodged the fire as she said, “I don’t have any homework :/”
“Wait what?!”
Springkit shriekes and presses against the wall. ¨I don´t have any homework! Please spare me!¨
Wolli is sitting in a chair watching the chaos of the tavern and shrugs, “eh I don’t care what y’all do just don’t steal my cake” he mutters.
“I won’t steal your cake, I promise. I don’t even like cake,” Sparkpaw replies, blinking at him.
“Sorry,” Smokeypaw snorts ” Can’t make any promises.”
Lets play Pixel Perfect!
You’ll have a great time
The only thing you need to do
Is make up a rhyme!
So who’s up for a challenge?
You there, how about you?
Yes,yes you’re the one!
Come along It’ll be fun!
You look like you have nothing to do!
“Hmmm… What else rhymes with do?
How about I will eat you?”
She said to a slice of bread on the table
“I am full, though… I’ll do it if I’m able”
“Why are you talking to a slice of bread?
Once you eat it, it will be dead.”
“Noodlefur, I thought you were part of BreadClan.
Definitely unwilling to bake a bread on a frying pan.
So instead, why not eat some flan?
Or can I blow the rain with a spinning fan?”
“I understand after looking after The Rotation.
Don’t kill it! Don’t eat it! Resist the temptation!”
“Flan?
Sorry, I’m not a fan.
The first time I had it, it was in bubble tea,
But that particular tea was nasty.
I don’t like green tea,
But maybe it’s just me.
I’ll eat cheese instead
Of bread.”
Arson is a great crime
to go along with this terrible rhyme
Silvy sat on a chair and sang “I’m a banana”.
I’m a banana ✨
I’m a banana ✨
I’m a banana ✨
“You’re a banana?”
“No,” Silvy said, cross by being interrupted, “It’s a song!”
“Oh, okay. Sorry…”
“No no,” Silvy smiled, “It’s ok! You can join me if you’d like.”
BANANA POWER
BANANA POWER
BANANA POWERRRRRRRRRRR
“I’m a banana, I’m a banana, I’m a banana, LOOK AT ME GOOOOO.”
“I LOVE THAT SONG! It’s so great!” She joined in
“I’m a banana✨
I’m a banana✨
I’m a banana✨
LOOK AT ME MOVE!
Banana power
Banana power
Banana power
POWER
Banana power
Banana power
Banana power
LOOK AT ME MOVE!” She continued repeating these lines of the song for another hour before realizing she forgot the rest of the song, then promptly looking up the song lyrics to see if she was even singing any of it right. She had the first half of the song down but wasn’t even singing the rest of it.
“I sat here and typed all of these lyrics then had to look it up,” she muttered, half to herself“I’M A BANANA” Silvy repeated for the millionth time,
“I’M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE!” Xe shrieked at the top of her lungs before they heaved a breath in
“YOU’D BETTER NOT STEAL MY COOKIES!”
“WHAT IF I ALREADY DID?” Frost shrieked, her flameflower was on the ground and a pile of crumbs were right next to it
Silvy trembled with anger as she walked over to the flamethrower, picked it up and proceeded to smashed it against Frost.
Frost casually jumped away and grabbed a metal sword. “I found this two weeks ago, you better run.” She grinned.
“AhHhHhhhHhHH!”
“I ALREADY DID, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!!” Coldie laughed evilly.
Silvy looked up at Coldie, a sparkle in her eyes as she cried, “Ha! You didn’t steal ALL of them!”. Of of nowhere, she took out a cookie and began to munch on it.
“NO. WAY.” Coldie yowls. “THAT IS MY COOKIE!!!!” Coldie starts to tussle with Silvy for that cookie.
Silvy jumped aside as Coldie leaped at her and started running away with her sonic shoes.
“I won’t steal your cookies if you don’t steal my books!” Shimmer says, holding up a sack of books.
“I’ll leave your books alone,” Silvy shrugged, “As long as you don’t steal MY cookies either.”
“I won’t,” Aquila says, “got my own, haven’t I?” A click of her fingers and a chocolate cookie with shimmering purple chocolate chips appears in her hand(paw?), she takes a bite, a slow grin falling over her face.
Silvy looked enviously at Aquila, her mouth drooling as her paw got closer and closer to the purple chocolate chip cookie.
With a quick flick of her hand, Aquila shoves the whole cookie into her mouth and eats it. Her eyes flash gold though, and an identical cookie appears in Silvy’s paw.
“Thank you!” Silvy cried, weeping with happiness, “This purple chocolate cookie will 100% make up for all the cookies that were stolen from me.”
“Good! Because you’re not having your cookies back. I ate them all.” Xe slapped the stool she had appeared in and came as she left; stupid and confused
Ttera began to sneak past Silvy with a black robber’s mask over her eyes, playing the Pink Panther theme in the background. She grabbed a cookie and ran away.
“You won’t get away from me!” Silvy cried, chasing after Ttera, “For I have this sonic booster thing that makes me super speedy!”
“But Ttera has the Pink Panther theme song! Ttera will stay ahead of you if you go at the same speed, Silvy.” But xer words were just a distraction as she ate half of Silvy’s cookies.
“YOU THEIF!!!” Silvy yelled, “Ttera may have gotten away with it, but you can’t escape me!”
“Oh, but I can!” Dawny promised as she and vanished into youtube, carrying the other half of Silvy’s cookies with her.
“Why is everyone disappearing?” Silvy muttered angrily.
Ttera clicked her paw and disappeared. “It seems I already have.”
“Well, I’m not stealing them,” squawked Raven casually as Furze Bounce leaped out of a portal and stole all of Silvy’s remaining cookies, then disappeared through another portal.
Silvy grinned. “Finally, someone I can actually catch and doesn’t disappear!” She chased after Raven into the portal.
Silvy threw an italian baguette into the fire.
“VIPER, NOOO!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO YOU AND YOUR KIND?! YOU BURN PEOPLE, YOU DON’T GET BURNT!” Dawny cried with despair, witnessing the scene before continuing to hide in youtube.
“Are you TRYING to summon the old Viper gods?!” She gasps, watching the baguette catch on fire.
Silvy threw 10 baguettes into the fire.
Raven threw a bundle of 100 baguettes into the fire.
Silvy threw 1000 baguettes into the fire.
Riverpond stood on a table. “Alright. Everyone is talking about stealing stuff. However, I have built a jail!” she announced later. “I will punish any committees of theft,” she added.
Silvy let out a quiet evil laugh as she creeped up behind Riverpond. As soon as she was close enough, she pushed Riverpond into a cell and locked the door.
Dusko unlocked the cell door and let Riverpond out. Then she crawled inside and locked themself in. “Please leave me alone, I’m not ready to face the music,” she meowed to no one.
Dawny unlocked the cell and gave Riverpond some of Silvy’s cookies before running away again. “Cheetah, I got you some birthday cookies!” She somehow broke into the mod-only room where Cheetah had been hiding for days, locking the door again behind her. “Oh, it’s pretty nice in here.”
“MWAHAHAHAHA”
“I have not stolen anything.” Frost protested
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!” Silvy screamed with anger, “YOU STOLE MY PRECIOUS COOKIES!”
“I’m not committing the crimes, so therefore I cannot go to jail.”
“Your right,” Silvy said thoughtfully, “BUT IT’S STILL POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO GO IN JAIL IF I FORCE YOU!” Silvy pushed Raven into a cell.
“Woof woof!”
“Meow meow!”
back into youtube I gooooo*Squawk squawk*
Creeper– ✨
You died!
Sandy was blown up by creeper
Score: 0
Respawn
Main Menu
I actually tried to sing revenge 😛AWW, MAN
So we back in the mine
Cindy bursts in, a Nintendo Switch Lite in her hands. She sets it down, and orders a root beer float. “Anyone wanna play Minecraft with me????” She asks.
“Sure.”
Sandy sits down with her laptop and opens Minecraft, while drinking some fanta. “Sure. Survival or creative?”
“Survival”
*creates new world*
*attempts to kill Sandy immediately by pushing her into a gorge*
“Drink water and stop committing arson!” Mink mews, feyr eyes wide as she looks at the overabundance of flamethrowers. “Try tax fraud- that’s less deadly.” They then sit at the counter as if nothing happened and chow down on some French bread with spray butter.
Viperfrost frowned, then drank a glass of water. “I was already committing tax fraud,” ve remarked. “Can I do my arson now?”
“NoViperpleasedon’t,” Ttera answered hastily.
Viper cried sadly, sniffling as ve stared at ver flamethrower. “But whyyyy????””
“Arson equals bad, tax fraud equals less bad,” Lillypaw answered. “Less bad equals more good.”
Viper drank mango juice. “That sounds like a lot of math. I can do commas. Or tax fraud. Do you need commas?”
“Who doesn’t need commas?” Lil said, nodding to xem.
“Murder equals even worse,” mewed Raven. “So let Viper do hir arson.”
“ha!” topazkit laughed evily. “My new invention, the rocketthrower is even MORE powerful! You can never stop me!” Topazkit laughed evily before riding away on her tricycle.
“Try having your OCs commit arson for you,” clucked Raven, flicking xyr tail. Two portals snapped open and her OCs Flame Haze and Spitting Fire dropped out. “That’s less deadly.”
“Is it? It’s still arson…”
“Well…” fey twitched feir ear, before speeding away from the Hazelpage with a rocket as Flame Haze lights a table on fire. Spitting Fire flattens her ears, growling threateningly and unsheathing her viciously sharp dragon talons. She then disappears through a portal because manslaughter is forbidden.
Silvy sank down into the coach and opened a bag of chips while watching TV. “I’m done with all this drama,” she sighed, ignoring the chaos behind her.
“Guys, I have a confession,” Silvy said, a smile creeping up her face, “The cookies you all stole, were actually cursed! The affects should show up in a few hours…”
“Aren’t all cookies cursed?” Sparkpaw asks with a shrug. “Doctors don’t recommend eating a lot of them for a reason.”