The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: - The opening hours of the tavern have been extended! Thanks to new staff hirings, we are happy to serve guests 24 hours a day! We hope you'll warmly welcome our new barstaff: Pearl the Purple Microkitten and Lucy the Alarmingly Long Lemur! - Be sure to check out our new vegan options, including a Tofu and Seaweed Fish and Chips; a Beetroot and Bean Burger with Pineapple and Chilli Salsa; and Nachos Topped with Chili, Zesty Guacamole and Five-Tomato Salsa! - We are now a proud supplier of beverages from the Lua Luau Lemonade Company! As such, we will now be serving the highly popular flavours of C++ Cherryade, Java Julmust and CSS Cola! All from an introductory price of 12px (Pixels) each! - And for people looking out for something to do in the tavern, we have several new board games on offer in the gaming cupboard! Be sure to have a go at Pixel Perfect, the game where players try to write their messages in rhyme! We assure you it's a heck of a good time!
Rabbitflame bursts into the Hazelpage. “ATTENTION!” she screeches. “EMBERDAWN TOOK MY REQUEST SERIOUSLY SO WHO WANTS TO TEAM UP TO FIND THE VIPERDINER?”
viper took the request seriously 😛
id been in the process of making it for a while but had been stuck on the name in particular
thank you for the suggestion!
its nearly complete atm; ill post the link to the first clue when ive finished
bow to "earthling" overlords“WHAT IS THE VIPERDINER!”
armed with a newspapercheck the tavern
bow to "earthling" overlordsRedblaze slumps to the ground. “Aquila and I are completely stuck.”
Silence will fall....
Viper frowned. “Nooooo, why?”
bow to "earthling" overlords“The riddles have defeated meeeeeee” Aquila laughs, “I even showed them to my mum out of desperation and she couldn’t solve them either!”
Bad Wolf!noooo! you can always ask for hints on ones you’re struggling with and get some hints XD
bow to "earthling" overlords“What if that’s all of them? I can’t get hints for them all 😛”
Bad Wolf!“Course ya can! they’ll just all be vague XD”
bow to "earthling" overlordsBriarblaze gave Flamey a tako
“There ya go!” She exclaimed
Flamey devours the tako and stands up. “So long, for now, friends. I must depart on my quest into the ViperDiner!” She stands up and walks out the door.
A small grey cat walks in. “H-hi, my name is Cinderpaw, but you can call me Cindy. I-is this the Hazelpage? Is there anyone nice here?” *someone screams* “Ah!” *curls into a ball and starts crying*
“I mean, maybe…” Ttera thinks for a while.
Bri comes over and looks down at the small gray cat tilting her head
“Hi there! Are.. you okay?” She said
“CINDYYYYYYYYYY” Aquila screeches, and runs over, not very quickly, because she is extremely unfit, “I’m questionably nice, but stillllll”
Bad Wolf!Raven returns to the hazelpage as soon as Venus returns back to her universe. “Yes, it is the hazelpage. Some are nice, some are not so nice.”
never ask 'who are you?'