The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board:
(OOC) Hi everyone! It's been a few weeks since the blog post about the arson jokes was made and we've been observing the Hazelpage during that time.
While the more extreme jokes that make BlogTeam genuinely concerned have died down, the frequency of general arson-related jokes have remained relatively the same on this page, and that could present an issue because the Hazelpage was one of the driving forces behind the evolution of the arson jokes. It wasn't talked about in the blog post because we felt that it wasn't as important as the overall message, but it nonetheless remains true. The Hazelpage historically has been a page where nonsense can be piled on top of other nonsense, and that loose atmosphere helped urge the arson jokes from a rare meme to a constant stream. There have been a couple of concerns raised to us about the Hazelpage and we're currently mulling over what to do with it. Unfortunately, there isn't thatmuch of an easy solution, which means that it's going to take time.
Since we don't want things to get out of hand during that time, we are going to keep all future comments on this page unmoderated. We don't want to keep people from commenting, but it's clear to us that the Hazelpage is going to need a little bit more work than the rest of the blog.
-Blogteam
EVERYONE! STOP! WE’VE BEEN EATING CRAYONS THIS ENTIRE TIME… BUT CHEWING ON TYRES IS HEAVENLY! THEY ARE OUR NEW CURRENCY THANKS TO SNOWY!!!
Tyres rain down from the sky
Leafpaw hears the announcment and starts panicking. She only has catnip! She takes her catnip and assembles them very carefully with Elmer’s glue into the shape of a wheel, stuffing catnip inside. As she goes through her stash, she makes 29 tires in total. “That should be enough,” Leafpaw thinks, but then realizes the harsh truth about how she just lost all of her catnip.
“NAURRRRRRR” she yowls into the sky
OMG WE HAVE BEEN EATING CRAYONS
Leafpaw gets on top of the pile of tires made out of catnip and starts to announce what she has to say
“Everyone, please listen! I know that I have only talked about catnip since I got here, but can we please have a moment of silence because of how good cupcake wrappers are?”
She pulls out a cupcake wrapper and holds it out for the crowd to see before eating it.
“Ah yes- They are really good.” Foam agrees before eating one of his own.
Squirrelpaw watches as Leafpaw jumps up the pile of tires made out of catnip
After Leafpaw said her statement Squirrelpaw sat in silence for once in her life
Squirrelpaw grabbed a catnip cupcake wrapper and munched on the wrapper
After the silence for the cupcake wrappers and how good they are Squirrelpaw jumped up on the tire catnip pile and shouted
“Who wants to have some free catnip cupcake wrappers”
(I am on my school computer so I can not get emojis sadly)
Leafpaw gasps when she hears the word catnip, she jumps off of the pile and sprints as fast as she can to Squirrelpaw. “ME ME ME!!!” she squeals excitedly. “I WANT THE CATNIP CUPCAKE WRAPPERS!!”
YESS! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
“I’VE FINALLY FINISHED HELLUVA BOSS! MY HYPERFIXATION IS IN ITS FINAL FORM!”
Foampaw cackles in the husker plush corner, debating whether or not to keep filling up water balloons, it seems as though the Triple H VS. TADC war has died down.
Creamos gets on a stage with a microphone and says
“You know…. people watch tadc once, and be like “yeah it was fine whatever, I guess this guy called Kinger is my favorite character” that was me…. that was me.
I watched it one time and I went “yeah whatever it was a good show” BUT I did get confused for example, I was like “who is this guy called Kufmo who died the fifth minute in the show? explain please! help why are there people dying already?!” (well he really didn’t die though, he abstracted)
But then……. I watched it a second time and that’s…
when I became a faithful tadc fan.
Most of the people I know WHO LOVE tadc, had to watch tadc a second time! To actually like it
so yeah, go watch the tadc a first time and then go watch it second time and focus on the dialogue of the characters.
I will always live for the “Ladies first…… wait why would I say that? *pushes poor Gangle out of the way*” line of Jax”
Creamos wipes a small tear from her cheek, cause her speech was to beautiful
(No actually go watch tadc,… If you want to 😛)
(I am just reposting this comment….)
“HAZBIN HOTEL FOR LIFE!!!” Lionpaw yowled at Creamypaw. 😛
Fernpaw shakes her head in confusion, then gives up trying to understand what the others are talking about, and leaps into a heap of catnip. she grins evilly then goes crazy, crashing into the milkshakes and spilling them all over. “May catnip light your path!” she yowled.
Cloudo still stares in confusion because she very well knows what shows the people are talking about- she’s just not enthusiastic about them.
She shrugs, and grabs a hive of bees, grabbing a honey-bee and eating it, but avoiding the honeybees in fear they would sting her. Then, she grabbed a white crayon, and stuck a honey-bee on it, licking at it like it was a lollipop.
Leafpaw sits in a corner, nibbling on a catnip cupcake wrapper. “I’ve lost all of my catnip!” she sobs, reminiscing the times when she had so much catnip.
“I’VE LOST ALL MY CATNIP!!!”