The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
YAY HAZELPAGE IS HERE OMG OMG OMG OGM OMG TANK WOU DADDDDDDDDDDDY HAZELLLLLLLBURRITO
AN EFFORT WAS MADE
Lol 😛
IF HAZEL IS YOUR DAD, WHO IS YOUR MOM???
http://imgur.com/a/CmJOZ
OH BOY
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
uh
<strike? Wollow so didn't cheat on Owl 😛
If you’re Hazelburrow, is it Dawnmist?
hi from the future :DDDD
Hi from 2 months later in the future👋
Hi from 3 days into the future :3
Hi from six months into the future :>
Hmmm
First as of NO MODERATING right now.
I’m probably three millionth.
Now I just need to find out what links to this……….
noooothingggg
OMG YAS YAS YAS
SHALL WE CONTINUE FROM THE SECRET HAZELPAGE THINGY I SET UP?
WOLLOW HOW DO YOU HAVE A SIGNATURE THINGY
Probably copy and paste 😛
In your account settings 😛
Oh 😛
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! HAZELPAGE!!! 😛 I WANT A MYSTERIOUS RAINBOW COLORED DRINK
AS YOU WISH
*beckons over bartender who puts a glass on the table and pours the rainbow drink from a spiral-shaped bottle, the colours swirl and separate into layers in the glass*
OH MY OH MY OH MY
hype tbh
I AM SCARED TO DRINK THAT. 😛
But it’s raaaaadical. RADICAL.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!! Hazelpage 2️⃣.0️⃣!!!!!
me who watches ur vids 5 years later 😛
Aw, I thought Iceshard was back 😔
Lionpaw came in a cowboy hat, or a fedora thingy, she lowered it over her eyes with a sand-coloured law. “Strawberry milk, stirred not shaken, thank you.” She chose a table with a dying candle and some crackers.
(Is this a Roleplay page?)
No. Not yet anyway.
Awww
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS WOOHOO LET US CELEBRATE
now it’s roleplay time
Wavepaw got an alert on her phone and screamed “OMG THUNDER AND SHADOW IS COMING TODAY I CAN SHOVE IT IN EVERYONE’S FACE AT DISNEYLAND YAY.”
Rainpaw looked surprised.
Lionpaw took out her phone and held in pale ginger paws lit by candlelight, “Are we cats or humans?” She texted Wavey, she paused and added. “Please say cats.” Before slipping the phone into a battered leather pocket on her jacket.
(They’re like humans with cat features)
Lionpaw put her furry hands to her cheeks, “I. Have. WHISKERS!!! Pawsome!” She screamed in joy and danced in circles. 😛
OMG this is back when the Erins were writing aVoS thats actually wild idk why
No Claws I notice 😛
Hazelburrow sat in a corner hidden in the half-light, looking tired and stressed. On the table before him were two towering stacks of books. Great, thick tomes of knowledge. Hard, intense, densely packed knowledge. He knew he had to read them all. There was no way he couldn’t. He sighed, reached to pick up the topmost book before hesitating.
“Perhaps I’ll take a glance at the others in the pile first,” the though skirted his mind. A quick examination of the other stacked books followed, fingers separating through the different titles. After a few looks up and down the piles, Hazelburrow picked the middlemost one: “A Brief Introduction to Literary Criticism”. Opening it, he became overwhelmed by the feeling that even this one was too long. A sigh. His shoulders slumped. His head rested back on the wall.
“One week to go.”
Lionpaw came up to him, a fedora on her head, hiding her brown eyes in shadow, “Milk. Strawberry milk. Thank you.” She handed him the money on a scarred paw and took the pale pink drink from the bar.
Hazelburrow chuckled.
Lionpaw ignored him, before asking for a bowl of tortillas and a refill of strawberry milk. She kept her identity a secret, her fedora still hiding her face in dark shadows. Lionpaw pulled out some sunglasses and put them on coolly.
Taking a seat at them bar, she began rasping her tongue through the milk, when she noticed everyone looking at her slurping her drink, she began sucking through a straw at her muzzle.
Iceflower looked up from where she was seated and leaned back in her chair. “Trouble, Hazelburrow?” She asked, eyeing the stack of thick books. “Or simply some pleasure reading? Although those don’t look very pleasing.” She reached for her glass but made no effort to raise it to her mouth. “I suspect those books could very well weigh more than this chair.”
(Thank you for the Hazelpage! 😀 )
Hazelburrow said nothing but gave a knowing look, then rested his head on the book pile. Jane Eyre? More like Jane Eurgh. (amirite amirite?)
AHHHH YESSS THANK YOU HAZEL <3
Emberpaw sipped on Blizzard’s soup. It had turned cold, but it was still delicious. He attempted to get the last drops of broth on his tongue.
Ooh, what’s this?
(YES
(EVEN THOUGH I WAS NEVER ON THE HAZELPAGE)
THANK YOU)
Lupinepaw’s eye pupils danced around. “DON’T SHOVE IT AT MY FACE PLEASE”