The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
“I have decided to do this.” Frost grabs a loaf of bread. “If you keep electrocuting yourself, I will grab all types of bread in this page and throw it to the tavern.” She threatened the people around her.
“Can I have a sourdough bread anyway??” Aquila asks hopefully.
“Sourdough is quite tasty when made properly. However, if you aren’t careful, the dough will be too sour for the human taste buds to take; causing immense discomfort.” Aqua recounts.
“…” Frost thinks about it. “If you help me stop people from dying then sure.”
“Mm! Tasty bread!” chirped Raven, eating a biscuit.
”Then that just means the brain will be eaten in the Tavern.” Twilightrose remarked.
Anyone want to play Pixel Perfect?
I hear it’s really fun.
But do not worry, do not fear,
I have only just begun!
Flamey says, squishing a ball.
She then slams it against the wall.
(Dang, I’m terrible at this😛)
Beyond my dreams
Keeper finds
Dormant screams of
Buried light
Our world trembles
Deep within
Lost Omega
Won’t fall victim!
Aqua uses the power of copy and paste,
and the original poem appears in great haste!
[spoiler title=”They are actually song lyrics but I don’t care”]Beyond the tree
Fire burns
Secret love
Bloodline yearns
Dark minds embrace
Crimson joy
Does your dim heart
Heal or destroy? [/spoiler]
Everyone’s at least a little bad at it.
Except for Viper, she’s great at it.
Viper is perfect and has committed no crime.
Not even the crime of a bad rhyme.
That would be the worst crime
Of all time
Lil says gasping, a hand to her chest.
She looks out the window, to see a cupcake wave crest
“Cheetah thinks Viper did something bad.
Frost blinks.
“But I don’t think Cheetah is really mad.”
Frost sighs and slinks away.
“I can still hear Cheetah crying in the staff only room.
If she weren’t in there, she might be hitting random things with a broom.”
Aquila looks up from where she’s sat on the floor,
“I remember when I’ve played this before,”
She gets up and grins a smile,
Before promptly slipping over on a tile
Raven is just going to do random stuff.
“To qualify for Pixel Perfect you must play with your fluff.
Sometimes saying random stuff is enough.”
“Sometimes the events don’t make any sense.
But this is the Hazelpage, you can jump over the fence.
BreadClan’s plans for world domination are starting to commence.
In grammar be careful to watch your tense.”
Lil stops in her endeavor with Cheetah to play. “I’ve never played this before how does it work?” She asked, puzzled.
“Every thing you say must rhyme!
Now, let me go find that dime.
Ttera nods and smiles,
Then goes to run three miles.
But she couldn’t rhyme,
She did not have time,
So instead she placed some tiles.
(it doesn’t get worse than mine 😛 )
I feel like I rhyme a lot at school
But when I actually want to
The rhymes that come out are not very cool 😛
And then something that rhymes with to! XD
(Oh, and Ttera? Challenge accepted. 😛 )
I don’t rhyme a lot in life
It fills my heart with lots of strife
Rhyming is cool unlike school
And accidental rhymes
Are the best kind, as long as you have the time
“Ok why not?”
Frost shrugs then she points to a mushy fruit.
“I hope that apple doesn’t rot.”
In the background you can hear a hoot.
Why am i so bad at rhyming?“you’re not bad at rhyming,
you just need better timing”
“That’s a good look on life
To keep your mind free from strife”
Rabbitflame wants to join in.
“I’m not good at rhymes, that’s true
Not as good as all of you.
But alas, I must try
To make a rhyme that just might fly.
For if I don’t, I fear
My ears might bleed and cease to hear.”
Oh whoops, I forgot to rhyme.
That’s just totally not fine.
“Rabbitflame wants to join in.
*We hear a background violin*”
As I don’t love rhyming much,
I think I’ll pause to have some lunch.
I’m so late to play this game
It doesn’t really matter, because I came!
I’m listening to Hamilton, it’s sooo good!
If you haven’t, you really should!
I guess I’ll try
but I’m not very good
Flower sighed
from on a chair made of wood
“I think I get the pattern here
So, I think I’m in the clear
But, hopefully I’m not too bad at this
so no one go making a fist!”
Red says while writing her book
“Yes, let’s go meet Captain Hook.”
(well, first try….. XD )
I suppose I’ll join this game-
My rhymes are bad, I must disclaim.
My dog is here, right by my side
He can’t really talk, but he says “Hi!”
I love him very much, you see
He means near everything to me.
His name is Lucca, he’s a German Shepherd
Despite his breed, his behavior’s absurd.
He is no noble, aggressive guard-
He licks the trees in my backyard.
The poor ball screams!
Its been squished!
The injustice of it all
If only it had wished
For a better future
In perhaps baseball!
Or tennis!
It’s trying to stall
Wolli takes his glasses on and off repeatedly. Aer glasses keep falling which annoys hir greatly. “Ughh” ae sigh
“Have you tried pinching together the nosepiece? That sometimes works for me,” Sparkpaw remarks.
“Yeah, glasses are annoying.” Frost huffs.
Riv kicked down the door and started singing Never Gonna Give You Up.
“WE’VE BEEN RIV ROLLED,” Minktail cries, falling to her knees dramatically.
Flower sang along, “….NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOOoOWN~”
“NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU-” Riv sang.
Raven left the page.
“You cannot leave,” riv said. “it is illegal to leave once you have joined the chaos.”
“HEY YALL!!” Cindy says as she walks in. “How are you? Does anyone want to sit with me?” They down at a table and orders from Viper. “I’ll take a large Chick-fil-a waffle fries with barbecue sauce, and cherry limeade!” She takes out 16 pixels. “Is this enough?” They ask.
Viper hands Cindy aer half-eaten tray of food happily. “Of course!” ve said, clutching the pixels and staring at the sky. “NOW ALL THE FLAMETHROWERS WILL BE MINE AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!”
“You can’t have all the flamethrowers, Viper!” Turtle gasps, saer eyes wide. “We need to share the flamethrowers. Beside, I am the true flamethrower monarch! Not you! Yes this is a challenge :p” sae adds.
Swallowing ShadowsCindy looks up at Viper with a questioning expression, but then shrugs.” Thanks!” They look over at Lil and say, “sure! Have as many as you want!”
Lil grabs a fry and pops it in her mouth. “I see why Cheetah likes your cooking Viper.”
Lil slyly walks up to Cindy, “Can I have a fry?” She asks them.
Flower looked at her bucket list and glanced around the room, “Anyone wanna go back in time with me??”
Sparkpaw blinks at Flower curiously. “Sure. Wait. Is that even possible?”
“Eh” Shimmer says offhandedly. “Everything is possible on the Hazlepage!!”
Lil glanced over. “MEEEEEEE,” and she yeets herself over to her.
“How does time work here?” asked Raven. “Because we don’t want to crush a butterfly and blow up the world.”
“Hey!!” Red cries, then she breaks the fourth wall and points to the page count. “This is the 100th page!!”
“It’s a time to celebrate!
Because it is a birthdate.
The Hazelpage is 100 pages old,
and has managed not to grow mold!”
Squeaks Rabbitflame, smiling wide.
She set a piece of cake aside.
(Yeah that was horrible)
Redblaze strolls in.
“Hi!” she mews. “I haven’t been here for a while! How is everyone?”
“Holaaa!”
“Bonjour!”
What’s this supposed to be? Another tavern?
“This is kind of a roleplay page where only blog rules apply!” Shimmer shouts while dangling from a chandelier.
where can you find this page (in the tabs)?
“You can only access this page of nonsense via the URL or Recent Purrs.” Raven then drank a syrup-and-bread smoothie with boba in it.
oh ok
“Or search” Redblaze puts in
Hawthorn slowly walked in. It had been a while since the last time she went to the Hazelpage. “Hi.” She said quietly, taking a seat at a booth and ordering mac and cheese and a Shirley Temple.
“Hi Hawthornpaw!” Sparkpaw chirps. “Ooooh, what’s a Shirley Temple?”
“Basically Sprite with cherry juice in it” Dawny answers when Hawthorn suddenly disappears.
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WHAT?!
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT THIS PAGE EXISTED?!
“well now you know too much,” riv said ominously.
Topazkit does and evil toothpaste laugh
I guess I won’t be here too much. Roleplaying isn’t my thing xD
“Oh, but a mere mortal you are! You can be and do anything what-so-ever! I am now a bowl of noodles that is all-powerful.” Dawny tells Silvy, becoming an all-powerful bowl of noodles
Shimmer grabs a bag full of books before disappearing into a portal that opened up below her feet.
In desperate attempt to get her books back, Silvy runs after Shimmer into the portal.
“NOOO!!! THESE BOOKS ARE MINE NOWWWW!!!” Shimmer yells, tossing the heaviest dictionary she could fine in Silvy’s general direction before opening up another portal and jumping into it.
Aquila looks over curiously, wondering what kind of magic that was. A few purple sparks start to bubble up between her hands, and she hurriedly suppresses them with a golden flash of her eyes.