The Hazelpage

The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.


Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.

Notice Board:

- The opening hours of the tavern have been extended! Thanks to new staff hirings, we are happy to serve guests 24 hours a day! We hope you'll warmly welcome our new barstaff: Pearl the Purple Microkitten and Lucy the Alarmingly Long Lemur!
- Be sure to check out our new vegan options, including a Tofu and Seaweed Fish and Chips; a Beetroot and Bean Burger with Pineapple and Chilli Salsa; and Nachos Topped with Chili, Zesty Guacamole and Five-Tomato Salsa!
- We are now a proud supplier of beverages from the Lua Luau Lemonade Company! As such, we will now be serving the highly popular flavours of C++ Cherryade, Java Julmust and CSS Cola! All from an introductory price of 12px (Pixels) each!
- And for people looking out for something to do in the tavern, we have several new board games on offer in the gaming cupboard! Be sure to have a go at Pixel Perfect, the game where players try to write their messages in rhyme! We assure you it's a heck of a good time!
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January 15, 2021 5:01 am

“BURN ALL OF YOU MONSTERS OF THE EARTH! YOU WILL NEVER RULE THIS WORLD!” Frost shrieked, she threw all the math homework in the fire. She grabbed a flamethrower.

Willowpaw that is not eating your candy canes
Willowpaw that is not eating your candy canes
January 15, 2021 5:43 am

Wolli is sitting in a chair watching the chaos of the tavern and shrugs, “eh I don’t care what y’all do just don’t steal my cake” he mutters.

Smoke That Fills The Air Who’s B-day Is Coming Up!!!!
Smoke That Fills The Air Who’s B-day Is Coming Up!!!!
January 15, 2021 10:24 am

Lets play Pixel Perfect!
You’ll have a great time
The only thing you need to do
Is make up a rhyme!

So who’s up for a challenge?
You there, how about you?
Yes,yes you’re the one!
Come along It’ll be fun!
You look like you have nothing to do!

JAY X POPPY 💜 (Silverfeather/Silvy)
January 18, 2021 1:16 pm

Silvy sat on a chair and sang “I’m a banana”.

COOKIES ✨ (Silverfeather/Silvy)
January 19, 2021 4:18 pm


COOKIES ✨ (Silverfeather/Silvy)
January 20, 2021 5:35 am

Silvy threw an italian baguette into the fire.

Dancing On A Frozen Pond - Riverpond
Dancing On A Frozen Pond - Riverpond
January 20, 2021 5:48 am

Riverpond stood on a table. “Alright. Everyone is talking about stealing stuff. However, I have built a jail!” she announced later. “I will punish any committees of theft,” she added.

COOKIES ✨ (Silverfeather/Silvy)
January 20, 2021 9:06 am

“Woof woof!”

🥳 New year's Sandy hopes for the best in 2021! 🎉 (Sandpaw/frost)
🥳 New year's Sandy hopes for the best in 2021! 🎉 (Sandpaw/frost)
January 21, 2021 6:40 am

Creeper– ✨

Cinderpaw ~ Cindy! [Cinderpoppy]
Cinderpaw ~ Cindy
January 21, 2021 5:45 pm

Cindy bursts in, a Nintendo Switch Lite in her hands. She sets it down, and orders a root beer float. “Anyone wanna play Minecraft with me????” She asks.

🦦 ♥ 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚕 𝚒𝚜 𝚁𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚂𝚆! ♥🦦
🦦 ♥ 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚕 𝚒𝚜 𝚁𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚂𝚆! ♥🦦
January 22, 2021 7:54 pm

“Drink water and stop committing arson!” Mink mews, feyr eyes wide as she looks at the overabundance of flamethrowers. “Try tax fraud- that’s less deadly.” They then sit at the counter as if nothing happened and chow down on some French bread with spray butter.

✨ COOKIES ✨ (Silverfeather/Silvy)
January 24, 2021 5:23 am

Silvy sank down into the coach and opened a bag of chips while watching TV. “I’m done with all this drama,” she sighed, ignoring the chaos behind her.

✨ COOKIES ✨ (Silverfeather/Silvy)
January 24, 2021 1:24 pm

“Guys, I have a confession,” Silvy said, a smile creeping up her face, “The cookies you all stole, were actually cursed! The affects should show up in a few hours…”

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