The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
so um….. we all fully identify as cat, right?
how do we eat cookies then?
with difficulty! C:
On BlogClan, yes, we are cats. We eat cookies like we would eat anything else.
“Because this is the Hazelpage,” Silvy answered promptly.
Silvy turned around in surprise, “A new page already? The fun was just beginning!” Silvy sighed sadly. “I guess we have to move on from the porble and purple cookies now.”
“Sad, sad, sad,” Silver sighed.
Silvy cried.
“Oh,” Silver mewed kindly, “It’s not so bad! Look, the workers are stacking up new plates of food on the counter!”
Silvy stopped crying. “Food?” she asked, “FOOD?” “GIMME DA FOOD!” Silvy bolted towards the plates of food and started stuffing herself. “FOOD FOOD FOOD!!!” she chanted.
Silvy wept and bawled her eyes out.
“Look!” cried Silver, trying to cheer up Silvy. “They have Rainbow Cupcakes! And one last purple cookie!”
Silvy sadly snatched the last purple cookie in her paws and ate it in one bite, chewing miserably.
“There, there,” mewed Silver. “Here’s a good book!” Silver handed Silvy a magical book that became whatever the holder’s favorite book was.
Im a neko 😛
I’m a mozzarella 😛
“Ok, enough of the cookies. The cookies have been going on for too long,” Silvy declared, “From now we eat RAINBOW CUPCAKES!!!”
“I do like cupcakes…,” mewed Silver happily. She clapped her forepaws together twice and a large pile of cupcakes appeared on a silver platter. “Ooh… It’s so my style though!” she mewed staring at the silver platter. (Get it? My nickname is Silver and the cupcakes are on a silver platter? Haha, I’m so funny!) “All are welcome to have some!” she yowled as she grabbed a few. (They didn’t have any wrappers so it’s easy for a cat to eat!)
“Ohhhh, are they rainbow?” Silvy asked, her mouth watering.
“Duh!” said Silver happily. She snatched a few more and gobbled them down.
Silvy grabbed a dozen rainbow cupcakes and started shoving it in her mouth.
¨What do they do? Are they cursed?¨ Tigershine asked, taking a few steps back.
¨Nerd,¨ Stormi muttered, burying her nose in frosting.
“I would never curse anything!” Silver hissed angrily.
“Well, I would curse something if I could,” Silvy muttered, “But I used up my magic potions already.”
“That was last page!” Silver mewed. “I don’t have problems like that though, I just clap my forepaws, and what I want appears!” Silver paused. “But please don’t curse anything!”
“Well I can make things happen my snapping my claws/fingers,” Silvy commented, “Last page I made portals disappear, I wonder what will happen on this page…”
She snapped her claws/fingers and suddenly, colourful confetti burst out of nowhere, sticking to Silvy’s pelt. “Uh,” she mewed, “That’s all?” “Nope,” a voice said behind her, “Look behind you.” “Huh?” Silvy asked, turning around. She gasped as she spotted a large bomb the size of a car behind her. In a matter of seconds, the bomb blew up, causing a huge hole to appear in the ground and send Silvy flying far away, her fur in flames. “Argh!” she grunted, as she landed face first onto the ground. In the distance, she could see flames flickering on a lone tree and smoke coming out of a giant hole in the middle of the ground, “Uh oh,” she mewed, slowly backing away as a soot covered and angry Silver climbed out of the hole and started charging towards her.
Silver dashed past Silvy, who seemed to think she was attacking her. She clapped her forepaws and suddenly everything was repaired (including the tree).
“Sorry!” mewed Silvy.
“It’s okay, just don’t do that again!” Silver meowed.
“Hey! When did I say sorry?” Silvy shouted angrily at Silver, “You can’t make things up about me! And the tree was supposed to stay like that, along with the hole!” She stomped away in fury, muttering angrily under her breathe.
(Remember to be kind, even on the Hazelpage! I’m sure you’re simply joking, but sometimes it can come off in a way that isn’t so nice. :()
I’m sorry about that 😃
I was just joking, but I guess it didn’t turn out that way. I apologise if I offended anyone!
no worries at all C:
Sorry, Silvy! I didn’t mean to be rude!
No it’s okay! It was just a simple joke:D Sorry if I made it seem like it wasn’t 😃
“No, they’re not cursed,” Silvy gestured to the pile of rainbow cupcakes.
Also, This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks
why don´t we drink those to go with the cupcakes
“Hmm…,” mewed Silver. “I think something is missing.” She clapped her forepaws again and large cups of layered soda appeared. (Yes, this sounds strange, but why not?) There was grape flavored on the bottom, blue raspberry, lime, pineapple, orange, then cherry flavored on the top.
“Wow,” Silvy breathed, helping herself to one.
“Ooh!” Silver mewed after sipping from one of the glasses. “My magic surprises even me sometimes!”
Hawkwhisker regained their balance but toppled over again! This time smashing the cupcakes, “How could StarClan let this happen?!” Hawkwhisker pleaded, “I Just regained my balance! Now I have cupcake all over me!”
Silver clapped her paws and the cupcakes were back and Hawkwisker was back on their feet, cupcake-free. “You’re welcome,” Silver mewed as she grabbed another cupcake and another soda.
“Gay cupcakes?” Frost asked, curiously. “I wonder how it taste like?”
Silver jumped up on a stool and cried: “The floor is lava!’ She then hopped to the top of the counter for more space.
Dawny was already sitting so they lifted their legs and hopped onto the counter beside Silver “Oh, no, I dropped my cupcake!!!”
“Oh, it’s OK!” Silver mewed. She clapped her paws and more cupcakes appeared!
Raven quickly flew up to dodge the lava.
Leopardkit, who was sitting on her desk accidentally dropped the drawing she was working on. ¨Oops.¨
“Have you heard of this game on the Hazelpage?
It’s all the rage!
It’s called Pixel Perfect, a game where players try to write their messages in rhyme!
Go to Viper’s cave party after you rhyme!
You’ll have such a pleasant time!
There’s no cave monster! Viper has committed no crime!
There’s just bread, food and fun!
We host it to keep the blog from being over-run!
It’s all for mentor-less apprentices to have fun!
Did I mention how you won’t get eaten?
And how at this game, I cannot be beaten?”
“I’m so glad that you’ve endorsed
A fun gathering that’s never cursed!”
“Oh, but of course!
There’s even a horse!
Who wouldn’t want to go for a ride?
It’s very fun! And a cat leads the horse stride by stride.
It’s very safe and fun!
And even after hose-back riding, the cave party’s just begun!”
“All hail the master of rhymes
I shall leave this game, for it is time.”
“I can try
With a little lie.”
Raven ate a french fry.
“But I’m lazy
And the sky’s hazy
And the Hazelpage is very very crazy.”
“Oh Random Stuff?
Amazing golden fluff.
Did you know there was a bird called a ruff?”
“Yes, I have heard of this game.
I even have to rhyme with my own name.
Which is Rabbitflame, if you didn’t know.
My city doesn’t get much snow.”
Says Rabbitflame, flicking a bug.
The bug gives her fur a tug.
“Hey!” she shouts, flinging it high.
Then she relaxes and lets out a sigh.
Poppy walked through the door,her fur soaked. “It’s raining hard.” she commented,shaking out her fluffy coat. “I was trying to get to the Tavern,but this place was closer and I didn’t want to get any damper than I already was.” She watched the chaos going on for a while before jumping onto a couch and laying down.
“Oh hello there! Welcome to the Hazelpage where all sorts of magic, miracles, chaos and disasters happen!” explaimed Silvy, handing Poppysky the last porble cookie. “There’s lots of food here, so please stay!”
Dawny grabbed one of Silvy’s magical cookies from the last page and handed it to her “I had to donate the rest of them to the cave party without getting any
cursedmagic cookies, but I saved you one”“You used up the very last cookie!” Silvy exclaimed, a little upset.
“Yes!” mewed Silver, jumping around on the counter. “Please stay! New cats are so much fun! Feel free to have some rainbow cupcakes and layer sodas!” Silver wared her tail toward the platter with the cupcakes and sodas.
She frowned. “Wait, where are the cupcakes and sodas?” she mewed, startled. “All I see is a bunch of fighting cats!” A look of realization crossed her face. “Ohh…they must be fighting over the last few!” She clapped her paws and the platter was refilled and the fighting stopped immediately.
Silver rolled her eyes. “Honestly! fighting over cupcakes!” she muttered. “It’s as though they are kits!”
When Silver saw the shock on Poppy’s face, she mewed, “What you can do here on the Hazelpage is only limited by your imagination!”
Silver began to walk back to the other side of the counter. “Oh, I forgot to tell you! The floor is lava right now!”
She glared at a few cats sitting on the floor. “But some cats don’t listen to me!”
Poppypaw took the cookie gladly,smiling. “Thank you.” she said.
“Is the Hazelpage hiring waiters?” Lil inquired, “They seem rather overrun and look as though they could use some help.”
“Oh, nah!” mewed Silver. “They are only stressed because I’m making them lose their business with my rainbow cupcakes!”
“Nope! We don’t need any help at all!” Silvy replied brightly.
“Oh! You’re a waitress?” asked Silver. “I didn’t know that!”
“How does someone become a waitress here?” Silver asked, genuinely curious.
“You say so?”
“There are no waitresses on the Hazelpage,” Silvy told Silver, “We get our own food by ourselves.”
“Ahhh, yes!” Silver mewed.
“That makes sense!” she added.
“THINGS HAVE BEEN TOO PEACEFUL!” Silvy announced, “WHOEVER CAN CREATE THE MOST CHAOS WILL WIN THIS EXOTIC GOLDEN CHOCOLATE EGG THAT HAS A POTION THAT CAN MAKE YOU FLY!!!!” Silvy held up a huge golden egg in her paws. “And don’t think about stealing it,” Silvy added, “This egg is very intelligent and obedient and will not budge unless I say so. It’s impossible to steal, break or make it vanish, so don’t even try doing that.”
Viper slowly approached with a flamethrower. “Can I hold it for a moment?” he asked cheerfully.
“Nope!” Silvy said brightly, “Only the person who creates the most chaos can have it!”
Hawkwhisker slowly got their flamethrower out of their magic pocket. “I will burn it all down, gladly, slowly. I will burn down this whole town if I have to, so I can learn how to fly with my wings.” Hawkwhisker puffed out their fur.
“Yayyy!” Silvy exclaimed, “Can you start now?”
“Gladly.” Hawkwhisker replied as Hawkwhisker burned down the whole town.
“You won!’ Silvy handed over half of the golden egg to Hawkwhisker.
“Meh,” Silver said. She was still sitting on the counter with her tail dangling over the edge. “I can do that anyway!” She clapped her paws and suddenly she was levitating. She bowed, then returned to the countertop.
Shimmer makes her mind go blank. Soon, the Hazelpage follows suite. “There.” She whispers. “There is nothing left, so I made the most chaos.”
“But it wasn’t exciting enough!” Silvy told Shimmer, “I want explosions!”
“Fiiiiine. I just hate to ruin the awesome Hazelpage” Shimmer drawls, producing fireworks. She set them off, and they spelled, “Enough explosions for yah?” in millions upon millions of fireworks.
Silvy produced a second golden egg and gave it to Shimmer.
“Oh, but I wasn’t done yet.” Shimmer mischievously replied as she set up more fireworks, this time directed at the audience. In the background, you can hear somecat shouting, “DUN, DUN, DUHHHHH!!!”
“I’ll try, but I can already fly,” squawked Raven. Two portals then snapped open and Flame Haze and Leaf Dream, nicknamed the twins of chaos, dropped out.
Flame Haze then set the floorboards alight while Leaf Dream let loose a flock of 5,000 geese.
springkit fires a flamethrower into the crowd, and commits arson on one of the tables, then causes amonkey to swing on the chandelier, and then dumps cold lemonade on everyone.
¨i made the most chaos GIMME¨
“Ahhhh yes!” Silvy cried, “Just what I wanted. You and Hawkwhisker can share!” Silvy gave Springkit a half of the exotic golden egg.
Lil smiled and creeped up to a red button on the counter and smiled as the ground began to quake and sparklers went off around the room. “And chaos begins to unfold,” she whispered, watching the ceiling erupt into fireworks and lights.
Silver sat down on the countertop and clapped her paws and a container of popcorn appeared. She started snacking on it. “I love the Hazelpage,” she sighed as she watched the chaos unfold. One of the fires started spreading to where she was and she dumped the pail of water she had next to her on it. The pail magically refilled.
Hawkwhisker looked at the Hazelpage. “I’m already confused.” Hawkwhisker mewed.
“Thank you!” mewed Silver.
Hawkwisker looked even more confused. “That wasn’t—,” he started.
“I know it wasn’t a compliment!” she mewed cheerfully, skipping across the countertop.
I’m acctually more of a demi girl TwT
Oh, I’m sorry I got it wrong!
it’s ok
Captain trotted into the dark tavern, gripping a Mario plush in her jaws. The captain’s hat she normally wore was replaced with a Mario cap, and she had a backpack shaped like a Mario kart was open, spilling out loads of sweets as she walked. “Sorry I’m late!” She put the plushie down. “I was at Super Nintendo World. What did I miss?”
(All of these things are actually real pieces of merchandise from the theme park!)
Dumb Wifi… this comment is a duplicate. Ignore it. 😛
Captain trotted into the dark tavern, gripping a Mario plush in her jaws. The captain’s hat she normally wore was replaced with a Mario cap, and she had a backpack shaped like a Mario kart. The backpack was open, spilling out loads of sweets as she walked. “Sorry I’m late!” She put the plushie down. “I was at Super Nintendo World. What did I miss?”
(All of these things are actually real pieces of merchandise from the theme park!)
“Not much!” mewed Silver. “We changed from porble cookies to rainbow cupcakes and sodas, the floor is lava, and there’s a challenge to make chaos in a post above!” She looked at the sweets on the ground. They were in wrappers. “Mind if I have some?” she asked pointing with a claw to the sweets.
“Not at all! They’re meant to be shared with others!” Captain meowed. “Of course, I’ve enjoyed some myself once or twice. The shortbread ones are the best!” She reached into the backpack and took a bite of a shortbread.
“Oooh!” Silver cried. She clapped her paws to make a few pawfuls of sweets levitate to where she was, so she didn’t touch the lava. She grabbed them out of the air and ate several.
Silvy handed Falcon a rainbow cupcake.
“Ooh, thank you!” She purred. She sat down at a booth, slinging her backpack onto the faux leather seat, and pounded into the same booth. She devoured the cupcake in a few swift bites. “Holy mackerel, this is amazing! What flavor is this?” She glanced to the side, noticing the mess she made. “Oh dear, I guess I’m going to have to clean this up…”
“It’s rainbow flavored!” mewed Silver. “Try one of these Rainbow soda layered drinks! Each layer is a different flavor!” She clapped her paws, making another rainbow soda appear. Silver gave it to Falcon.
Captain widened her eyes. “That looks amazing!” She gave it a taste and didn’t stop until she was done. “And that was amazing… I haven’t had something that good in ages!” She licked her lips and sighed satisfactorily.
“I was surprised when I had my first one, too!” Silver mewed. “My magic created them, but it surprises me all the time!”
“I wish I could give you a cookie too, but we don’t have any left!” Silvy told Falcon sadly, handing Falcon a napkin instead.
“I’m not sure a napkin is a good replacement for a cookie,” Silver mewed dryly.
“It’s for the sticky rainbow icing!” Silvy explained.
“I needed that…” Captain looked down at her tan colored paws, stained with icing of every color. “Thanks. Would you like a sweet? She offered Silvy.
“I’m back, boomers,” Frost grinned. “and ready to make people’s lives horrible. Did you miss me?” She pops a gum in her mouth
“Yes we did!” Silvy cried, running forward to meet Frost, “Things have been too peaceful without you!”
“Hey! We totally need to prank someone soon before I become more softer.” She popped her bubble
“Ahhh great idea!” Silvy exclaimed.
Hawkwhisker looked intent, “May I be your sidekick? I’ve destroyed many twoleg nests. Please?” The young cat was exited.
“Please take this into consideration,” Silvy pleaded, “Hawkwhisker has burnt everything to a crisp!”
“Yeah,” Silver grumped. “Thankfully the Hazelpage survived, but the cupcakes and sodas didn’t!” She clapped her paws to make another platter full of the rainbow treats, but they were immediately burned by a fire. Silver glared at the fire viciously and used magic to dump water on the fire as revenge. She made more cupcakes and sodas apprear.
“Oh no! I’m terribly sorry,” Silvy mewed, “I didn’t mean to burn down the food!”
“Sureee, I always wanted someone to help me with my work!”
“I have my flamethrower. I’m ready to burn the food, again.” Hawkwhisker mewed.
Hawkwhisker jumped onto the counter, “I am Hawkwhisker! I come fro-!” Hawkwhisker lost their balance and toppled over, right into the table, knocking the breath out of them. “Oof…Can I get some help..?” Hawkwhisker replied, aware every cat here was surprised.
Silvy ran over to Hawkwhisker, helping them up and handed them a magic healing orange.
“Thank you…” Hawkwhisker replied, “I was trying to say I come from StudioClan.”
“At least you aren’t in the lava, like, some cats!” she mewed, leaping down to the table, helping Hawkwisker back up to the countertop, and glaring at a few cats still on the floor. “Didn’t I tell you all that the floor is lava?!” They continued chatting and ignoring her. “Hmph,” she grumped.
“Yes,” said Raven while flying.
“Hallo.” She helped Hawk up
“Hello, I can’t really fly yet. My wings are kinda small.” Hawkwhisker replied.
“BURRITO AND EGG FIGHT!” Silvy screamed at the stop of her lungs. She grabbed a burrito in one hand and an egg in the other and threw it.
“EWWWW!” shrieked Silver and she dashed up the stairs toward a turret bedroom. “I don’t like eggs!!!!! OR FOOD FIGHTS!!!!!!!” She locked the door to the turret behind her and barricaded it with the dresser.
“Why is there a dresser in here? We are cats!” On top, there were all kinds of jewelry and hats. She grabbed a silver bracelet with a rhombus-shaped sapphire pendant and clipped it onto her forepaw. She looked inside it and saw that there were more accessories scarves of every pattern and headbands of every style! There were necklaces and jackets (though Silver wasn’t sure why any cat would wear a jacket) and all kinds of other things!
Silver removed the barricade and unlocked the door. She dashed down the stairs, only to see pandemonium greeting her. She clapped her paws and all of the mess disappeared, as well as the ammunition.
“Come look what I found!” she mewed, leading the way to the turret bedrooms, which all had the accessories.
“What do you…” Captain began. She looked around and saw inside the dresser. “Holy mackerel, there’re a lot of clothes in this thing!” She took a jacket for herself and climbed down from the dresser. “And this jacket feels amazing!”
What in the name of StarClan..?