The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board:
(OOC) Hi everyone! It's been a few weeks since the blog post about the arson jokes was made and we've been observing the Hazelpage during that time.
While the more extreme jokes that make BlogTeam genuinely concerned have died down, the frequency of general arson-related jokes have remained relatively the same on this page, and that could present an issue because the Hazelpage was one of the driving forces behind the evolution of the arson jokes. It wasn't talked about in the blog post because we felt that it wasn't as important as the overall message, but it nonetheless remains true. The Hazelpage historically has been a page where nonsense can be piled on top of other nonsense, and that loose atmosphere helped urge the arson jokes from a rare meme to a constant stream. There have been a couple of concerns raised to us about the Hazelpage and we're currently mulling over what to do with it. Unfortunately, there isn't thatmuch of an easy solution, which means that it's going to take time.
Since we don't want things to get out of hand during that time, we are going to keep all future comments on this page unmoderated. We don't want to keep people from commenting, but it's clear to us that the Hazelpage is going to need a little bit more work than the rest of the blog.
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“So…” said Everpaw, “I’ve just realized that I’ve been sitting in this corner for days listening to you guys argue about whether or not this page will have chaos, and I think I have a solution.”
She drew a line with a red marker around a corner. She explained, “Inside this line, there will be chaos. Everywhere else, there will be peace. If five cats say that they agree to this, then this rule will happen whenever someone asks for a peace page. Got it?”
Everpaw gasped. “A new page!” she exclaimed, “Well, I guess this rule doesn’t exist anymore…” “So what will happen on this page,” she asked.
Springkit bounds up to everpaw. ¨Now that this is a new page and I got to half a semi-peaceful vacation, we can cause CHAOS!!!!¨
have*
i AGREE
“Hawkie sad because Hawkie want chaos..”
“Hawkie go to the other side and cause chaos. We will just watch wilbur soot on twitch”
“THEN CAUSE CHAOS!” Leopardkit yells happily as she throws a ice cube at Everpaw’s face. “Oopsie!”
“It’s okay. Now that there is a new page and most people got to have a vacation, I am in the mood to cause chaos!” she yowled.
“Now that there is a new page and most people got to have a vacation, I am in the mood to cause chaos!” she yowled.
“Um, why are you repeating whatever you say?” Leopardkit says to Everpaw with a confused look on her face.
“Sorry, I don’t know,” says Foreverpaw for Everpaw.
CHAOS!!!!!!!!!! yells creekkit running about
“Don’t worry Hawkie,” Ember soothes, “We will get chaos.”
“Hawkie, you can cause chaos now, the rule only happens when someone says they want a peace page and no one has made chaos on that page yet! I’ll make chaos with you if you want,” Everpaw said, while her eyes turned a deep red.
“Hawkie, you can cause chaos now, the rule only happens when someone says they want a peace page and no one has made chaos on that page yet! I’ll make chaos with you if you want,” Everpaw said, while her eyes turned a deep red.
“Don’t worry Hawkie! We’ll have some chaos in 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!” Then she dumps lemonade on Hawkie’s head.
Daydream, who for some reason jumped off the rocket, looked at the person\cat and smelled from 6 feet away. She stared into his soul and smelled murder
she pulled out her notebook
“Well seeing as this is a new page… I think its time for some LONG awaited chaos.” Ember hisses and then chuckles, grabbing some soda and twisting just in time to dodge a ship in which is flying everywhere. “Ahh, this is the life!”
Shimmers sipped at her layer soda and sank deeper into her teal beanbag.
“Yes, chaos”
Everpaw’s evil sideEverpaw hissed as she started to make invisible fire, but then SOMEONE poured cold water on her head and she suddenly stopped, her eyes turning blue once again. “Oh no! I knew I shouldn’t have come here” she muttered under her breath, fear coming into her eyes. Then she fell on the floor, asleep.“Yes, chaos” Everpaw’s evil side Everpaw hissed as she started to make invisible fire, but then SOMEONE poured cold water on her head and she suddenly stopped, her eyes turning blue once again. “Oh no! I knew I shouldn’t have come here” she muttered under her breath, fear coming into her eyes. Then she fell on the floor, asleep.
“Oops!” Everpaw said, breaking the fourth wall. “That was not supposed to happen! Ignore this!”
“Oh, we break the fourth wall all the time on here!” Shimmers said casually.
*Foreverpaw
Springkit, from atop a table, dodges a sandwich. Fortunately, a magic cupcake smashes into her face. Licking the frosting from the cupcake, she cheers. ¨YEAH, GO CHAOS!!¨
“YEAH! GO CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Leopardkit screams as loud as she can.
“Oooh… I just got the BEST idea in the whole world!” She says while she shakes a coke can. It’s time! It’s time! She thinks. Leopardkit opens the soda can and watches as the coke sprays everyone.
“Yippeeeee!” Silvy screams as she leaps right in front of the soda can.
“WHY are you leaping in front of it?” Shimmers asked, hiding behind the counter.
because springkit rarely thinks about anything other than food, she taps on Daydream and yells, ¨FOOD FIGHT¨, and proceeds to throw a cake at her.
Daydream coughs up bubble wrap. “No” she said falling on a couch”
Leopardkit clapped her hands and magic cupcakes appeared right next to her. “That’s not how a food fight starts! THIS is how you make a food fight!” She says. Then she throws all of her cupcakes at Springkit.
“Why had you eaten bubble wrap?!” Shimmers asked.
springkit winces. ¨that sounds painful.¨
“Another one?” Shimmers asked. “But we just had a pie fight a few pages ago!” She ducked a flying cake.
Topazkit takes her 4 week old mayonaise and cheese sandwiches out of her briefcase and proceeds to throw them at springkit
the sandwich smacks onto Springkits face
she lets out the loudest screech ever, grabs a container of gravy, and throws in at topazkit.
topazkit hisses and takes out her umbrella to sheild her from all the food flying everywhere
“Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww!” Shimmers cried, putting a shield around herself to stop any sandwiches from hitting her. “Four weeks old?! With mayonnaise?!
topazkit evilly laughs
“Can I get a waffle?” Daydream yelled over all the chaos
“Can I please get a waffle?”
“So you can throw it at us?” Shimmers asked while using another shield to deflect an airborne piece of cake. “Yeah, no.”
No I want to eat it.
“Ugh, fine!” Shimmers mewed, conjuring up a waffle. “If you throw that at me, though, you will be in BIG trouble!”
Daydream ate the waffle and handed her a frying pan. “You can throw this if you would like” she purred happily
“Thank you,” Silvy mewed, snatching the frying pan right out of Daydream’s paws and bonking Shimmer’s head with it accidently as she swung it around. Shimmers flopped onto the ground.
“Oops…” Silvy whispered, “Sorry.”
Shimmers growled angrily. Thankfully, the frying pan couldn’t hurt her badly on the Hazelpage, but she was still MAD. She clapped her paws and replaced the frying pawn with a giant cake which she smashed into Silvy’s face. “PAYBACK!” Shimmers cried.
Daydream stepped out of the calm line and into the chaos side. She pulled out a flamethrower.
“Nooooooo don’t set the Hazelpage on fire!”
Ember smiled and purred, clenching the soda in her hand until thousands of bunnies start climbing on everyone. “It seems cute.” She said to Daydream, “But watch.” The rabbits suddenly turn into magic, evil, fire breathing rabbits.
Daydream throws the rabbits out the window because for some reason fire doesn’t damage her.
“Awh, way to ruin my fun.” Ember cries out, slumping in to her beanbag.
Leopardkit sits on the couch, hoping that today is Chaos Day.
“Almost every day is Chaos Day, here on the Hazelpage!” Shimmers cried, ducking a flying sandwich and painting black stripes under her eyes.
“There!” she cried. “Now I’m ready to fight!”
“Ahhhhhh!” Silvy tripped over a rock, colliding with Shimmers and causing them both to fall down.
“You will pay dearly for this!” Shimmers cried, struggling out from under Silvy. She made a pie the size of two cats fly straight into Silvy.
Ember purrs, watching her evil rabbits start to burn the Hazelpage. She sinks into her beanbag, thinking of all the cruel things she could do to her enemies with the power of the Hazelpage.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” Leopardkit screeches. “I WON”T LET YOU BURN THE HAZELPAGE!” She then eats all the evil rabbits. “Yuck. Those rabbits taste disgusting.”
“That looks like how a real food fight should start!! Good job!” She praises Shimmers. “I’M GOING TO CHOSE A SIDE!” Leopardkit yells as she throws a hamburger 12 moons old at Silvy that’s twice as big as her.
Silvy swallows the hamburger in one gulp.
“Yum,” she mews, “Thanks, Leopardkit.”
Silvy flew backwards, her mouth full of pie and holding the pie for dear life.
“Nooooo!” Silvy cried as she landed on the ground and the pie was splattered all over the place, “I can’t eat it anymore!”
“It is Chaos Day,” Sparkpaw mews as she dodges Springkit’s flying gravy container.
“Well, that’s great!” Leopardkit says.
Daydream took out a big umbrella. “I’m going to read tpb by creekkit outside with the car sized spies” she declared. She opened Springkit’s briefcase and brought The Darkest Hour outside.
Shimmers shook her head. “You do you!” she mewed.
Springkit glances over, and her eyes widen. ¨NOO!! DAYDREAM DON´T TAKE THAT! I POISONED IT SO IT TURNS YOUR SKIN PURPLE AND SLIMY!!!¨ as an afterthought, she adds ¨Don´t worry though, it wears off in 3 days.¨
Daydream turned purple and slimy. “Junanigunyanggunya” she said. She was back to normal
“NOOOOO!” Everpaw screeched in her sleep. She sat up and opened her red eyes. “Let’s cause some chaos,” she said evilly, her pelt turning darker by the second. She starts setting fires in the peace side. “No one can stop me now. Muahahaha!” she laughed, fires reflecting off her red eyes.
Horrified, daydream threw evil Everpaw out the window, and then set her on fire with the flamethrower.
Twilightpaw’s eyes widened with horror and conjuring a bucket of icy water out of nowhere, she dumped it on Everpaw and grabbed a hose, spraying water everywhere.
“AAAAAAHHHH!” screamed Neverpaw. She fell asleep on the ground again. When she opened her blue eyes, they widened in horror. She ran to the exit and almost escaped when SOMEONE pulled her back inside.
“AAAAAAHHHH!” screamed Neverpaw. She fell asleep on the ground again. When she opened her blue eyes, they widened in horror. She ran to the exit and almost escaped when SOMEONE pulled her back inside.
“That won’t work,” she cackled, “You will never guess my weakness! Never!”
While sweating intensely Daydream threw a calm potion
Since time isn’t a thing here, Neverpaw dodges the potion.
Daydream is mad.
Daydream turns into Nightmare
Nightmare grabs Neverpaw and pours calm potion into Neverpaws mouth.
Then Nightmare holds her hostage in a bedrock bag
Nightmare is angry
This is why you dont make me angry
I will hold you hostage in a bedrock bag
Because time isn’t a thing here, Neverpaw says, “Hmm, a similar transformation.” “On a side note, Nightmare is a great name,” she says, while Foreverpaw tells her to read the comments above and to read the clues and to highlight. Water is never a weakness
Foreverpaw says,”Ughh, I meant ‘read the comments above and read the clues’ You got a free clue ‘Water is never a weakness’ because I thought I could type white words.”
Foreverpaw says, ”Ughh, I meant ‘read the comments above and read the clues’ You got a free clue ‘Water is never a weakness’ because I thought I could type white words.”
Then nightmare yeeted chaospaw with a rock
lets hope that killed her
Since time doesn’t seem to work here, fourth-wall breaker, Foreverpaw tells Daydream to check the comments above.
“And also, her name is not chaospaw,” says Foreverpaw.
“It’s a good name for her” Daydream says while actually drinking the milkshake she ordered in the previous page.
Since time doesn’t seem to work here, fourth-wall breaker, Foreverpaw tells Daydream to check the comments above.
Since time doesn’t seem to work here, the fourth-wall breaker, Foreverpaw tells Daydream to check the comments above.
“Seeing as I don’t have a evil twin, I’m going to stay out of this one.” Ember chuckles and then, when out of earshot, hisses, “I’m already evil enough.”
“Yeah,” nightmare sighs while getting slapped by Lightcloud(angel daydream)
“Then do you have a good ‘twin’,” Foreverpaw asked, “Or are you evil all the time? Also, I’m never out of earshot: I can always read you.”
“I’m not evil all the time.” Daydream said, “I’m just constantly joined by an angel and devil me”
“WAIT MY FLAMETHROWER! THAT’S MY FLAMETHROWER!” Hawkwhisker yowled angrily.
“I’ll be talking as Everpaw temporarily,” says Foreverpaw looking at Everpaw holding her head in between her paws in her corner, “Because she seems to be going crazy. Anyways, do you have any proof that it’s yours’s? That flamethrower might just look like yours. Practically everyone on this page owns a flamethrower.”
“NOT ME!!!!” Shimmers yowled from under her umbrella. “I am very proud of that fact!”
“Good for you then,” Foreverpaw says as she teleports out of the way of several oranges.
“Here you go! I don’t have a flamethrower, but I have a flame sword, if you want it! I have lots of swords! My favorite one is made out of diamond!” Leopardkit says while handing Hawkwhisker a sword made out of fire except for the handle. “Do you like it?”
Silvy threw magic cheese everywhere, creating showers of grated cheese everywhere and putting out the fire. “There’s fire every single page!” Silvy cried, “That won’t do! We need new stuff!”
“Also, the peace side is gone now,” Silvy informed Everpaw, “It’s a new page so the holiday is over.”
Springkit cheers her on. ¨YEAH, WE NEED MORE ORIGINAL STUFF! LIKE THIS!¨ and makes oranges rain down on the hazelpage. One bonks Silvy´s head.
“Ouch,” Shimmers says as another one hits her on the head. She conjures up a strong umbrella and hides under it.
ow, i need that tail for magic-making! opalkit yelped, and waves her tail to make a clear shield and hid under it
Silvy eats all the oranges.
“Wait, with the peels?” Shimmers asked, making a face. “I’m pretty sure you aren’t supposed to do that!”
“Hey its chaos, you can anything.”
“How about water instead?” Twilightpaw suggested. “There’s always fire, so now why not change to water?” She clapped her paws and the oranges vanished. Then a small fountain appeared in the middle of the room.
Springkit makes a face. ¨Its wayyyy too small.¨ she upsizes it so x20 bigger.
“Did you peel those oranges?” Foreverpaw says, “Also, congrats about logging in.”
“Did you peel those oranges?” Foreverpaw says, “Also, congrats about logging in.”
“Nope,” Silvy mewed brightly, “Also thanks!”
“Umm, I don’t think you’re supposed to do that…” says Foreverpaw, “Anyways, now you changed you name, so now it looks like I’m congratulating you because of cookies.”
opalkit cowers at the peace corner wondering when this will end and when someone still sane will join her with the diamond shield over her to fend off flying food, car-sized hail, flying ships, magic cheese/cupcakes, and myriad of other stuff
springkit considers this, then decides to go cause chaos responsibly. (like going over to the chaos corner)
Twilightpaw magicked up a diamond shield and joined Opalkit in the corner, offering it to her.
Twilightpaw cautiously padded into the room, then called into the chaos, “Shimmers? You there? I want to talk to you, it’s about your request on the Blogclan Art page.”
“Yes?” Shimmers said, deflecting another piece of flying food. “What do you need?” She retaliated against the person who had thrown the food by dropping an absolutely humongous bowl of pudding over their head.
“I tried to draw your Purrsona, I hope you like it! I’m sorry that I couldn’t draw the bracelet,” Twilightpaw mewed sadly. She then yeeted the link to the drawing here: https://ibb.co/HBjw9fv “I tried my best.”
“That link doesn’t work on the computer I’m using!” Shimmers cried sadly. “Can you try using https://freeimage.host?”
“If you want to change the background colour, just ask.”
“OOPS WRONG LINK here’s the link to the better one: https://ibb.co/xfmQrX3 “ Twilightpaw mews in embarrassment, hoping Shimmers will like her humble art.
“It’s great!” Shimmers cried. (I used a different computer)
Daydream came out of the bathroom and saw that half of the page was on fire and a bunch of oranges and magic cheese were flying everywhere. With her tail she conjured an umbrella and a blanket and jumped on a couch. Oh yeah I also wrote this song: [spoiler title=”The Hazelpage (The title of the song)”] It’s a normal day in the hazelpage, I page of peace and chaos. Over there is Creekkit and Twilightpaw, hanging out in the garage. Hawkie wants to go to space, Everpaw is in a blanket of lace. Daydream is holding Shimmers hostage, she wants her to join McFlurryClan. While over there at the counter Silvy’s probably eating a cookie flan. Rockpelt is being a detective, Ember is very interested(and evil). Is it a murder mystery? We don’t know, but I think this page will be something taught in history. [/spoiler]
riv looked around in confusion. the hazelpage was overrun with apprentices! “oh well,” riv said. “more apprentice soup i guess.”
“NOOOO,” Neverpaw yelled, “Apprentice soup tastes terrible! I only eat warrior soup.” “In fact, I’m thinking of making it right now!” she said, leaping on riverfroatmeal.
‘No, please don’t,” Silvy pleaded, “No killing allowed here!”
She also threw a net over Everpaw.
“Apprentice soup?” Asks Tigerpaw. “Like soup soup?”
Tigerpaw runs as far away from Riv as she can.
“No! This is too much!” Silvy mewed, horrified. She threw a net over Riv so they wouldn’t be able to make the soup.
“Apprentices are going to rule this clan Riv! Your choice, join the dark side, or lose.” Ember calls out, warrior soup is her favorite.
“Hey cats! Watch out, because I’m practicing my magic!” She said right before she waved her magic wand in the air. “Oops.” She says as it starts snowing in the Hazelpage. “That wasn’t supposed to happen. What WAS supposed to happen was I would disappear and then magically show up on someones head. That’s okay.”
“It would be okay if snow stopped appearing on my head,” Stormi growled.
Ravenfrost had never seen snow before. At least not chaotic snow. She piled some up and threw a chaos snowball at Tigerpaw. Tigerpaw threw one back and began google searching Warrior Cats memes on her phone to act out because she had nothing else to do with her life.
“Wait, hold up. I just realized something,” She said midsearch. “If you’re a warrior and I’m an apprentice, but I was imagined first, then who’s older?”
“You need to get rid of the wand,” Silvy informed Leopardkit, “We wave our paws or snap our fingers around to do magic here. Or use magical objects like enchanted pineapples or green potions or portals.”
Silvy waved her paw over her head and the wand disappeared. “See?”
“I clap my paws, but that’s my signature thing, so don’t steal it!” Shimmers added.
“Hmm. Okay!” Leopardkit said. Leopardkit disappeared and appeared on Silvy head. “Wow! I’m great at magic! I better get off your head though.” Leopardkit jumped off Silvy’s head.
“I like snow!” Shimmers cried rolling around in it.