The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board:
(OOC) Hi everyone! It's been a few weeks since the blog post about the arson jokes was made and we've been observing the Hazelpage during that time.
While the more extreme jokes that make BlogTeam genuinely concerned have died down, the frequency of general arson-related jokes have remained relatively the same on this page, and that could present an issue because the Hazelpage was one of the driving forces behind the evolution of the arson jokes. It wasn't talked about in the blog post because we felt that it wasn't as important as the overall message, but it nonetheless remains true. The Hazelpage historically has been a page where nonsense can be piled on top of other nonsense, and that loose atmosphere helped urge the arson jokes from a rare meme to a constant stream. There have been a couple of concerns raised to us about the Hazelpage and we're currently mulling over what to do with it. Unfortunately, there isn't thatmuch of an easy solution, which means that it's going to take time.
Since we don't want things to get out of hand during that time, we are going to keep all future comments on this page unmoderated. We don't want to keep people from commenting, but it's clear to us that the Hazelpage is going to need a little bit more work than the rest of the blog.
-Blogteam
OKAY I HAVE DECIDED I AM ON THE TRIPLE H SIDE (even though I haven’t watched hh I know a lot abt it )
how dare you /lh
“BEHOLD! I HAVE CREATED CHEESECLAN!” Chi yelled
https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/wisteriacrowpfpxmas/comment-page-1/
Hazypaw immediately joins cheeseclan
Holz puts on the Taylor Swift playlist.
There we go.
NAURRRR turn it off >:0 /lh
“BEAUTIFUL” Chi wiggled aesthetically
Help since when was I cringe😭😭
Fallowpaw turns it off and blasts Nirvana at top volume instead.
Silvs yeets the radio out and begins playing Bazinga by SB19.
Smashes [whatever is playing the song] violently then proceeds to play Baby Shark and sits there looking innocent 🙂
can someone explain what the war is about currently? :3
from what I see i’m just gonna say Kahoot is better than booklet >:3
(not that i’ve ever really tried booklet, I have fun memories of Kahoot 😛)
Pretty sure rn it’s
Tadc vs triple H
Cheese vs fries
Booklet vs Kahoot
Idk any other ones :>
Wait, I think it’s catnip vs. Triple H instead of tadc
OOH K🧀
Catnip and TADC are allied. ^^
ok ty :DD
BLOOOKETTTTTTT
YES KAHOOT!!!!!!!!! Join the Kahoot :DDD
I shall >:3
HUZZAH!
I nominate myself as leader of team blooket unless there are any objections? 😛
OBJECTION
I shall be leader of team Blooket and delete it from history!!! >:DDD
wait objection in uppercase looks so weird spelled out even though I’m 99% sure it’s correct lol
NEVERRRR
You started it so I’m not objecting
I started it actually 😛
I started both teams (Kahoot and Blooket) but joined the Kahoot team as the leader so, technically, I created the Blooket team, but I’m not on it, if that makes sense.
NAW I’M DUMB SOZ FIREZY
It’s fine ˆˆ
nope
*walks into the Hazel page*”what’s this place?”*she looks confused*
Lord Chi leaps in “welcome, small set of numbers! Want to join the cheese side in the cheese vs Fries?” ” I have one member” she added on
Vviperpviperrscrviperpt
Viper wvipers prviperssviperng rviperndvipermly vipern thviper ‘rviperndviperm pvipergviper’ bviperttvipern whvipern viper sviperw yviperviperr viperpviperrscrviperpt pvipergviper.
Viper wviperviperk lvipertviperr vipernd viper hvipervviper pviperssviperd my viperpviperrscrviperpt viperxviperms wviperth flyviperng cviperlvipers vipernd viperm nviperw viper viperpviperrscrviperpt mviperstviperr.
Frviperm, Sviperrrviperlpviperw/splvipersh
“what?” Clover mumbled.
“I think she might be lagging.” Apollo commented.
“Giving me Amanda The Adventurer flashbacks..” Foampaw mewed. “I hate horror games.”
“This has literally nothing to do with that, though-” Clover sighed, looking at Foampaw.
Help- when I saw the words horror games I had a flashback to when my friends would drag me into many horror games and me always dying in them because of my lagginess- 😭😭😭😭😭
Spies chaos 👀
Hmm… *Strokes chin*
I’m reviving team crayons!
Grills a yellow crayon sandwich on beige crayon bread so it looks like a cheese sandwich and sneaks it into the war to trick someone cause yes 😈
I will join the cheese side in the cheese vs fries war!!! :DDD
Silvs celebrates.
HUZZAH!
WHOOP
“I don’t git this”*she glances around at the chaos around her*
yes
I’m the exact same person that walked into the Hazel page and my name was 1 2 3 4 5 6 okay
I can’t decide between cheese and chips so I will have cheesy chips:3
*applauds*
I will join the cheesy chips side, which is by far the most superior. (Still on crayons tho)
🧀 + 🍟 = ❤️
Smashes [whatever is playing the song] violently then proceeds to play Baby Shark and sits there looking innocent 🙂