The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
help im tempted to host a blooket with you guys know T-T
Sounds fun 😛
omg we should!!!! :DDD
Falcon decides to finally step paw into this cosy looking hideaway, intrigued by the snippets of conversations she has heard upon passing by many a time. HEY UP YALL!!! JUST THOUGHT I’D POP IN AND TELL YOU ALL THAT BLOOKET IS SUPERIOR! She then swiftly dodges the tomatoes, drinks and small children that are thrown at her as she shuts the door behind her with a massive grin on her face.
Edit: Ahhh nooo. Even worse. I got my first page flip!! (dodges the cheese thrown at her for causing even more chaos)
*Silentwhisper chases Falcon’blaze*Hi there wanna join the Wafflepaw alliance! We got waffles and chaos! (I’m just randomly recruiting people lol)
I do! Can I join?
Flamilton nods solemnly. “People who choose Kahoot over Blooket are soulless–like me, but for them it’s like a bad thing!” they add eagerly. /lhj /nsrs
“Blooket is the best!” Fawnpaw nods in agreement. Ze takes a picture of Kahoot and shred it into a million pieces. “LONG LIVE BLOOKET!”
(I have joined the Blooket side)
I has turned to le chez side
IN OTHER WORDS, CHEESE IS JUST BETTER YK
AHAHAHAHA
*flashback to the cheese arson thing I made last year iykyk*
“HEHEHHEEHHEHEEHEHEHHEE”
Cheeso brought out a cheese bazooka
✨for some reason✨“sucks that I got school TODAY tho”
Chi proceeded to google who made school
“AHA! Now I have found me next dropkicking target >:DDDDDDD”
“SAME UGHHH SCHOOL SUCKS” Hazypaw screams in annoyance.
“BUT IT IS A FRIDAY SOOO…”
yesss the cheese arson omg I remember that 😭 😭
The good old days 😛😭
yknow back then I was young and youthful🥺🥺
Same 😭😭
Lol I’m only on the cheese side cos it’s CHIPS not FRIES >:(/lh 😛
NOOOOOOO WE CAN BE THE FRIES/CHIPS SIDE
🤨
guys i’m creating the pancake army. we shall fight against the waffle side and we will be allied with cheeseclan if everyone in cheeseclan agrees :3
(also bcuz no one is voting cheeso just choose the third-in-command if you want)
Can we please don’t ally them with the cheese side? I wanna be on the pancake side but I’m on da frie side foreverrrrrrr!
Yeah ally Pancake with Fries
ok guys how ‘bout we split the pancake army into two factions, the regular pancake army and the cheesy pancakes :3
i can be leader of the cheesy pancakes and we can have someone else be the leader of the regular pancake army >:]
I can be the leader of the regular pancake army!
However, it might get a bit confusing, so can we just not ally them with anyone?
CHEESY PANCAKES 4 LIFE
Caine comes out from her grave and shakes her pelt. ¨hiya, umm is the war still happening?¨
“which war are you referring to? we have the catnip vs triple h war (at a stalemate right now), cheese vs fries (support cheese and join cheeseclan), blooket vs kahoot (no comment) and pancakes vs waffles.” cloverpaw monotoned. “i see you are a TADC supporter. i think they were in a war a while ago, but i wasn’t there to witness it as i am relatively new.”
cloverpaw slunk back into her corner and started back to her campaign to destroy all waffles.
“Oh! Thank you dear cat! now you shall withness the TADC RISEEEE!!!!!!! Oh! and am i still alied with the Catnips?” She says as she fortinte emotes
“But of course, my frenemy!” Flamilton grins, appearing from the magictasticalness of the Triple-H Tower, where he’s been listening to Christmas music and AJR on loop for the past 5 days. “Prepare to be destroyed!!!! 😊🥰🥰”
“OH WOW! thank you so much Flam!!!🥰🥰 But before i destroy you first!” Caine procceds to trrow a catnip bomb.
CHEESEClAN UPDATE
https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/wisteriacrowpfpxmas/comment-page-1/?unapproved=1999248&moderation-hash=515536737660cb76cbce1874735ba047#comment-1999248
BTW WE R GONNA START PLANNING OUR ATTACKS >:D
*Silentwhisper jumps on a table with a big poster* WAFFLES SHALL DESTORY PANCAKES!!!! BEHOLD THE WAFFLE ARMY 🧇 🧇 🧇 🧇 🧇
UH… 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
🤨🤨🤨🤨
/jjjj
cloverpaw sprang effortlessly onto the table and swept silentwhisper off with on move of her paw/hand. (idk what we even are anymore lmao)
“oh really?” cloverpaw scoffed scornfully. “how are you planning to do that? we are already planning alliances, while all you have done is spread useless propaganda everywhere, defiling the beauty of the hazelpage.”
(guys remember, everything that i say in the hazelpage should come with two pounds of salt and a dozen /lhj’s)
{I actually kinda feel a little bit hurt}
Don’t care about it Silo and btw can I call u call u Silo 😛
Sure absolutely
…
i literally just said that everything i say on on the hazelpage is just roleplay and light-hearted joking :p
but srsly frfr don’t take anything i post of the hazel page too seriously
(No no it’s fine just wanted to say that)
(It’s just that sometimes I take things a little seriously it’s something stupid I do)
IS PANCAKES VS WAFFLES BACK??? LESGO PANCAKESSSSS 🥞
“Sorry” Says caine solemly “But i agree with waffles on this one” she t poses and becomes a helcopter
>:(( /lh
I still haven’t made up my minddddd
PANCAKESSS we will give you infinite pancakes and catnip 😛
It’s waffflles jackieeeeeeee! They more better than tastless pancakes! We will give you waffles and ice cream.
YASSSSSSSS, LESGO PANCAKES
WHOO
AWW FALLOWPAW DOESN’T LIKE WAFFLES D:/j
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fanvid/images/6/64/FirestarDoesntLikeWaffles.png/revision/latest?cb=20210913061600
Mwehehe, actually I like waffles too >:)
BOOO WAFFLE THA BETAARR
(I have no idea what languange i just spoke)
NOO PANCAKES THA BETAARR /lh 😛
“…behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits.”
Meanwhile Cheeso: “HEHEHHEEHHEHEEHEHEHHEE”
Cheeso brought out a cheese bazooka ✨
so real
this place is the exact opposite of the description 😛
LOL WHAT😭
guys, i am about to get hit by a bunch of waffles AND pancakes but……..
I think crepes are better than both waffles and pancakes
fight me /lh
*picks up frying pan and races into the war*
*Throws soggy waffle*
actually… I agree 😛 like, seriously 😛 sorry pancakes, I still love you /lhj
OMG I AGREEEEE! BUt in Belgium they call crepes pancakes sooooooooo I suppose they count as pancakes cuz otherwise Imma join the waffle side
That is actually true. 😮
Lil’ question, the thingy above this page says all comments here are gonna be left unmodded, tho we post on this page often, and nothing happens. Then why is it written there?
Whoops, that was from when the Hazelpage had been shut down for a little while. Forgot to remove it 😛
Is the Fries side even still active?
YESYASYEZZZZZZZ
GUYS I HAVE A HORROBLE DILEMMA
People are fighting about pancakes and waffles and crepes, but tbh… I LOVE ALL OF THEM EQUALLY 😭😭😭 I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DOOO
THE SMARTEST THING TO DO IS JOIN THE PANCAKES SIDE
YES CHEESY PANCAKES