The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Oddeyes sits down, and orders a small sized Milk cup. She dabs her tounge in and out of the cup, and looks around, searching for any kind of familiar face.
“Hey Oddz!” Foampaw meows, racing over to meet her. “Oh look, the notice board finally updated! Also! Don’t you love how this place is just a war ground now?” She mewed. “I bet it was a lotttt calmer before, haha.”
“FOAMTAILDA!” Oddos mews. “The only reason I wasn’t here earlier is I thought the New Board thingy was still active.” She went back to her milk. “Calmness? On BlogClan? HA-“
“hiii Odds!” Ferny tried to mew as she stuffed crepes and waffles and pancakes in her mouth.
mEW YOU SAY
🤫🤫🧏
>:DDDD
you mean the Pokemon or somthing? “mew mew mewww!” 😛
no like gen alpha skibidi ohio stuff that’s very silly I know literally nothing about pokemon and want absolutely nothing to do with it after hearing my friend yap about her very scary pokemon fanfic for about 3 minutes😭😭😭
ooooh ok 😛 gotcha
“Well hello my good man Oddz!” Flamilton grins, appearing from the shadows like a spooky night creature. Xe proceeds to cutely drink an enormous bottle of Coke, similarly to Buddy the Elf. “And just think! It’s practically Rizzmastime! I should know-I’ve been listening to Rizzmas music since Labor Day :D”
“HIII ODDDO”
Cheeso ran up to her preppily
“EeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEe”
flamilton dramatically kicks open the doors of the hazelpage. “well my skibidi rizzlers, your favorite tyrant overlord has returned!” they grin, cutely turning on a mix of Rizzmas and Hamilton music on the highest volume. “or, I suppose you could say, I’m gonna make you wish that I’d stayed gone!” /ref they laugh, giggling at their own pun. “so… what’d I miss?” /ref
“I think you just brought back my entire childhood with that rizzmas song” Cheeso said
“Jefkufeehiehefiuwfhe I’ll probably join triple H if catnip kick me out😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉”
Dramatic winking
😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉
“Huzzah for winking and Rizzmas!” Flamilton cheers.
I think i may join triple-h as well so uhhhh TvTwhy did I misread that as ‘I’m joining the Triple-H’s because they have free Wi-Fi’ 💀 💀While I don’t think we have free wifi, you’re most certainly welcome to join!!!! :DDD
“You misread TvT Flam, cause it looks like the symbol on Vox’s hat, obviously,” Lio says, holding one paw in the air and wearing nerd glasses.
Flamilton gasps. “You’re so right though!” she sobs.
also it’s literally canon that I’m the right antenna on Vox’s hat😌😌😌
“Don’t you DARE make me start singing Crooked!” Lio gasps.
(but fr FizzarOzzie for LIFE)
“CHEESECLAN UPDATEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
Cheeso yelled
https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/wisteriacrowpfpxmas/comment-page-3/?unapproved=1999248&moderation-hash=515536737660cb76cbce1874735ba047#comments
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ANYONE ELSE NOTICE LE UPDATE TO THE NOTICE BOARD-
(i just came here after like a week or something XD)
YESH BUT THERE IS NO CHEESE >:C
ALSO HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SILVSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HIIIIIII CHEESO >:3
HOWS LIFE?
Rosepaw sits down at a table and coughs (very loudly.) “so, I was thinking we could start a Beetlejuice side, seeing as the new movie has come out…”
She turns to Flam, looking them straight in the eye and standing up on the table. “OH SKIBIDI OH SKIBIDI I REALLY LOVE MY GRIMACE SHAKE.” And then she shouts “MERRY RIZZMAS ONE AND ALL!” before jumping off the table and laying on the ground for so long that the BlogClanners start to get concerned. Then she abruptly jumps up and proceeds to sit down at the table like nothing had happened.
“WHAT A SKIBIDI OHIO GYATT!” Flamilton exclaims because yes.
“Hello everyone as you know I was a little absent but I am now recruiting for the waffle side. We currently need a third and fourth in command!”
https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/2017/06/03/the-great-rivalry-of-firestar-and-tigerstar-by-juniperpaw/firestar_vs__tigerstar_2012_by_faith_wolff-d4o9b62/
*Driftpaw walked over to Silentwhisper*,”Hello person we have been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty.”, Driftpaw said*
(That just reminded me of all the memes at school lol)
Icemeadow grabs a piece of candy from the new bowl, and puts it in his mouth, grinning. Team Catnip needs some publicity, and Icy is just the entity of unknown origin to do it. He puts flyers up around the Hazelpage, and then begins setting up for the first-ever Team Catnip Concert, aided by band members and roadies made of catnip, playing instruments made of catnip. Unfortunately, all of the songs they’re playing are lost media no one’s heard of before, so nobody knows what the track list is.
cloverpaw immediately joins icy in preparing for the first catnip concert, hauling out an entire catnip stage from the depths of her basement where the catnip monster resides.
So yes I’m being very noble and sacrificing many hours of my life to make a Hazelpage guide for beginners *bows*
Can someone update me on the current wars and if Triple-H and Tadc are different sides? They confuse me 😔
Idk much about Triple H and Tadc war but the official ones ik is Fries vs Cheese. Kahoot vs. Blooket. And Pancake vs Waffle. Im also the second in command of the Waffle Empire 😛 (not me trying to show off). I think Fallow’s leading Fries, Cheesepaw for Cheese, idk who’s leading kahoot and blooket, Silentwhisper for Waffles and Cloverpaw for Pancakes. I might be wrong tho lol I might have just confused u more.
fnelfnrlfoneofheoi how dare thy assume that the almighty Triple-H’s would ever ever EvER be associated with our mortal enemies?! >:000 /lhj /nsrs
uhhhhh weeellllll the almighty fantabulous amazing splendiferous Triple-H’s are currently allied with the crayons aaaand iirc I *think* the cheese side?? and tadc is allied with catnip I believe :DD oH and also if it helps ya remember, the tadc side is lead by creamo and they uh do stuff I think (tadc stands for the show the amazing digital circus) and the Triple-H’s are a bit of an anarchy but uh I’m supposedly the unofficial official leader?? and we all worship alastor and lmm ofc😌😌😌
Triple H and cheese aren’t allied! (If they are, bye-bye Triple H >:3)
my bad my bad my brain isn’t functioning properly today if you couldn’t tell😭😭
yeh cheese is independant ish- with cheesy pancakes :3
we are the aLMMni >:0 /hj
INDEED✨✨
Emeraldbreeze sits down. She looks around to see utter chaos. “What is going on here?” She asks anyone who will listen “Do I know any of you?” She orders a glass of coca-cola.
CHEEESEEEEEE 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
IT’S WAFFLETIMEEE! 🧇🧇🧇🧇
ANDDDDD ALSO JOIN CHEESE 🧀, TRIPLE H😈 AND BLOOKETT🅱️(idk what other emoji signifies blooket)
WAFFLE TIME WAFFLE TIME WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WAFFLES OF MINE-
For the last time Graystripe….
I DONT KNOW WHAT A WAFFLE IS!!!
*le gasp*
FIRESTAR HATES WAFFLES!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lol this meme is the reason to join the Waffle Side
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Even if u don’t like waffles 😛
Cheese took out a Cheesgrater and magically blasted imagine dragons songs from it
PANCAKESSSSS 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞 and crepessssssssssss
*As the chaos of the hazelpage continues all of a sudden the doors burst open and Branchpaw appears from hibernation with his very own confetti cannons*”MERRY RIZZMAS Y’ALL!”,Branchpaw yelled. (I just found this page and already love it lol)
Flamilton gasps. “I AGREE! IT’S VERY DEMURE! VERY SKIBIDI! RIZZMAS IS LITERALLY THE RIZZARD OF OZ!”
SKIBIDISKIBIDISKIBIDI
SIGMA SKIBBIDY BIG BACK!!!!!
NOOOO NOT BIG BACK
MY FRIENDS CAME OVER LAST WEEKEND AND KEPT CALLING MY CAT A BIG BACK
HES NOT A BIG BACK I SWEAR😭😭😭
“… Ok, seriously, what is going on here anymore -_-
I can’t understand the alpha… it’s too foreign to meeeeeeeee
and also I literally forgot if I was on waffle or pancake
(Although If I remember correctly I think I’m on pancakes..?)
And also is the TDAC side even actually existing anymore?
I literally only see Triple H…”
*In short… CloudPaw has lost all her braincells (maybe the break was necessary)*
JOIN LA WAFFLE SIDE!
We got Waffle fries, Savory Cheddar Cheese Waffle, Waffles shaped like Angel Dust’s head, Catnip Waffles, Waffles shaped like Pomni’s head, anddddd
Waffle shaped like a blook
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/blooket/images/f/f9/Chick.svg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/512?cb=20210218230851
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Guys I need some help. I can’t choose between the waffle side and the pancake side. Can yall give me some strong arguments from your sides, to help me choose? >:3
EDIT: Also btw this is page 213