The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
I have placed an atomic frog is your household, anywhere you move is a death sentence/lh
🐸💣
“Did someone say…frog?” Rosepaw asks, stepping out of the shadows with an old 1960’s TV. She plugs it in and Kermit The Frog videos begin to play.
The videos are so PREPPY ✨that they completely destroy the atomic frog bomb :3
HOW DARE YOU
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Like Godzilla but a frog??????
“yEeEs” Frogpaw says and laughs evily as the atomic frog explodes into more frogs.
Adder Looked At the frogs “They are so Cute” Adder Smiled at The Frogs
love the frog emoji 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
“erm erm what the sigma” flamilton yaps.
I live for atomic frogs, they help me see the brightness in my future
Umm, true i guess?
😛
My household has turned into an atomic frog? /lh😛
OOP I just noticed that spelling mistake
points and laughs at
u r so kind cheeso
to 1-10 How sigma Are you??
I’m not sigma
I’m skibidi
Then how skibidi are you Cheeso?
More skibidi than you /j
Errm idk probably 11/10🙃😏😌
5 ;-;
sigma/10
SIGMA/SIGMA
um um skibidi toilet rizz/10
I’m literally the most skibidiest sigma who ever rizzed✨
10/10 I’m super alpha sigma rizzler
I’m so sigma I’m off the sigma scales- my level of sigma can not be defined by a number.
Wow
Wow finch is elite
Infinite/10
11/10 >:))))
-1,00000000
I don’t even know what sigma means 😛
Noo this is too relatable. I learned like a few months ago
A Sigma is me
Hellooooooo Fallowsy’s back with some more chaos this time😇
‘WAT EEN HERRIE WAT EEN DRUKTE WAT EEN HEIBEL!!!’, she yells at top volume through the room. ‘Guess 3 times what show this is from’, she adds. ‘YOU GOT IT RIGHT IT’S DE COLLEGA’S!!!’
“Ik Ben een Appel”Adder was speaking Dutch
👏👏👏
“daar ben ik niet van gediend”Adder mewed happily in Dutch
“uhhhhh…” Flamilton says confuzzledly, “¡no hablo holandés, pero hablo español!” they proceed to run around, playing songs from Duolingo On Ice: The Multilingual Musical
IT’S EITHER SPANISH OR VANISH- –
No seriously, that song is a bop
NO ES UNA PETICIÓN, NO I DEMAND IT
IKR IT IS THO
“Me don’t spoke dutch so me can’t know what you are spoking”
Rosepaw stands on top of a table.
“I have an important announcement!”
Everyone falls quiet.
“I have decided to join the Triple Hs because…Hamilton seems really ✨preppy✨ even though I’ve only heard PART of one song and my friend has sung me PART of another song and I’ve only watched the first part of the musical on DisneyPlus but I really want to watch it soon!!” She takes a deep breath. “So, I now swear my allegiance!/j” (also, flam, could you do maybe another drawing of all the triple hs?)
Flamilton yeets a child (probably her brother) across the hazelpage in celebration. “YESYESYES ABSOLUTELY MY FRIEND!!! AND YES HAMILTON IS VERRRRRRY PREPPY,” she agrees. “LAFAYETTE IS DEFINITELY THE PREPPIEST!” Flamilton starts running around madly, yeeting black-and-gold confetti and anyone and everyone. (and I’ve actually been thinking about doing that, yes!! I’ve just been a bit busy with school atm but hopefully I’ll be able to do that sometime soon!!)
Shrubpaw arrives right on time with a Jefferson-like smile and starts humming “What’d I Miss?” as she arrives next to Flamilton near the table in which Rosepaw is standing on. When she stops, so does the humming, replaced with a “Bonsoir, mes amis!” in a French Accent; then, a non-accented “Yes, I agree Hamilton is VERY preppy indeed.”
(Also I’m looking forward to a drawing of all the triple hs!)
“MISTER JEFFERSON, ALEXANDER FLAMILTON!” /ref they sing along excitedly.
(glad you guys are excited haha! now that gives me more motivation to get my life together lolll 😛 )
Thomas Jefferson welcome hooooomeee
Shrubpaw grins as she prances around the table while the lyrics “Sir you’ve been off in Paris for so looooong!”
She also is impressed by Finch’s rapping 😛
I’mtakingthishorsebythereinsmakingredcoatsredderwithbloodstains
AndI’mnevergonnastopuntilImake’emdropandburn’emupandscatterthe remains
I’m—Lafayette!
WATCH ME ENGAGIN’ I’M ENRAGIN’ ‘EM I’M ESCAPIN’ ‘EM I’M LAFAYETTEEEEEEE
Okay now you’ve given me no choice but to join 😛 😛
I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE FUNDS
I COME BACK WITH MORE GUNS AND SHIPS AND SO THE BALANCE SHIFTS
WE RENDEZVOUS WITH ROU CHAMBEAUX, CONSOLIDATE THEIR GIFTS!
WE SHALL END THIS WAR IN YORKTOWN CUT THEM OFF AT SEA BUT FOR THIS TO SUCCEED THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE WE NEED-
HAMILTON!
SIRHEKNOWSWHATTODOINTHETRENCHINGENUITIVEANDFLUENTINFRENCHIMEAN-
WE CAN END THIS WAR AT YORKTOWN CUT THEM OFF AT SEA, BUT FOR THIS TO SUCCEED THERES SOMEONE ELSE WE NEED-
(It’s Rochambeau lol)
WE CAN END THIS WAR AT YORKTOWN, CUT THAN OFF AT SEE
BUT!
FOR THIS TO SUCCEED THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE WE NEED
I KNOW
(I literally can’t spell oanheofnbeofneofern😭😭😭)
–HAMILTON!
(Replying of here cause we reached the limit)
SIRHEKNOWSWHATTODOINTHETRENCH INGENUITIVEANDFLUENTINFRENCH
I MEAN (HAMILTON!)
SOYOU’REGONNAHAVETOUSEHIMEVENTUALLYWHAT’SHEGONNADOONTHEBENCHIMEAN-
HAMILTON
NOONEHASMORERESILIENCEORMATCHESMYPRACTICALTACTICALBRILLIANCE
HAMILTON! YOU WANT TO FIGHT FOR YOUR LAND BACK? HAMILTON! I NEED MY RIGHT HAND MAN BACK!
–HAMILTON!
YOU WANNA FIGHT FOR YOUR LAND BACK!
I NEED MY RIGHT HAND MAN BACK!
(Again limit :P)
YES,
GETYOURRIGHTHANDMANBACK
YOUKNOWYOUGOTTAGETYOURRIGHTHANDMANBACK
Spiritpaw gasped.
“Really??? YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *tpot intro*”
(again, look it up. the yoylecake army will arrive shortly)
Yall I haven’t been here for so long what have I missed 😭
✨ What’d I miss? What’d I miss? ✨
Virginia, my home sweet home, I wanna give you a kiss /ref
I GUESS I BASICALLY MISSED THE LATE ’80S /ref
I TRAVELED THE WIDE, WIDE WORLD AND CAME BACK TO THIS /ref
Do u like ur answer, Jackie?
ALEXANDER HAMILTON
MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON
THERE’S A MILLION THINGS I HAVEN’T DONE
BUT JUST YOU WAIT
JUST YOU WAIT
(I was watching this in performance class and in the class, they have a large poster that says “Do your WORK!” with the Schuyler (I think?) sisters on it. 😂😂😂😂)
That’s so cool :0
I’m very excited for history tmrw because we’re learning about the election of 1800 teehee
omg I need to find that poster and get it for my language arts teacher :000
–WHEN HE WAS 10 HIS FATHER SPLIT, FULL OF IT, DEBT-RIDDEN, TWO YEARS LATER SEE ALEX AND HIS MOTHER BED-RIDDEN, HALF DEAD SITTIN’ IN THEIR OWN SICK, THE SCENT THICK, AND ALEX GOT BETTER BUT HIS MOTHER WENT QUICK /ref
Why do I feel like this place has been dominating with Hamilton lately 😛
the triple-hs are just sigma like that ig✨
WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT, THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUALLL
AND WHEN I MEET THOMAS JEFFERSON, IMMA COMPEL HIM TO INCLUDE WOMEN IN THE SEQUEL, WORK!
LOOK AROUND LOOK AROUND AT HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW-
HISTORY IS HAPPENING IN MANHATTEN AND WE JUST HAPPEN TO BE IN THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD!
Omg guys look at this gem 😭😭😭😭
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=08kcYOVjYI8
It’s not a rickroll, but it’s the sesame workshop annual gala highlights.
Starting at 35 seconds and ending at 41 seconds, Elmo and someone from Hamilton (I think??) sing The Room Where It Happened 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
OMG OMG OMG THAT WAS MY BRO LESLIE ODOM JR :0000
AND I HAVE SOME SESAME STREET AND HAMILTON STUFF TOO :DDDD https://youtu.be/qwPwXtX3b1E
https://youtu.be/punrsuK62fM NOT REALLY HAMILTON BUT IT’S LITERALLY DAVEED :DDDDDDD
YESSS CHRISTOPHER JACKSON AND DAVEED DIGGS :DDD
:DDDD
RUBBER DUCKIE, YOU’RE THE ONE-
Was it the actor of Aaron Burr? If not I don’t think it’s from the original cast
YES UH HUH INDEED IT IS :DD IT’S LESLIE ODOM JR AND HE IS AMAZINGGGG :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
OMGGG :DD YES HE IS SPECTACULARRR
Has this turned into the Hamilpage 😛
YES YES
NOPE NOPE NOPE DE COLLEGA’S ARE IN EVERY WAY SUPREME TO EVERY OTHER MOLECULE IN EXISTENCE, THIS SHOULD BE DE COLLEGA’S PAGE
*dances around like Jefferson in What’d I Miss*
😌😌😌
No no!!
Sure why not! Good job Triple H! Very bigback!
Thank you 😌
*continues applauding*
why thank you kindly sparrow😌✨✨
Black Mesa/half Life reference
Spiritpaw steps back into the Hazelpage after, what, 2 months??
“I’M BACKK!”
Spiritpaw takes out a slice of yoylecake and eats it, instantly becoming yoyle metal
(Go look it up lol, it’s a BFDI reference :P)
Flamilton looks up from the 3-foot-deep bowl of jambalaya they were inhaling. “wELL HELLO SPRIG!” they grin. “Care to join the Triple-H Army? Not only do we have jambalaya, but we also have life-sized gingerbread houses for the holiday season!”
Spiritpaw tilted aer (yes those are my pronouns now-) head and nearly toppled over. (Yoyle metal is H E A V Y)
“What’s jambalaya??”
Flamilton blinks. “Why, my friend, jambalaya is the most magictastical deliciousest food ever! It’s like, uh, rice and shrimp and sausage and other stuff and also ALASTOR LIKES IT SO IT’S THE BEST THING EVER ACCORDING TO ALASTAN LOGIC :DDDD”
YES WHATEVER ALASTOR SAYS IS FACTS ALASTOR IS ALWAYS CORRECT LISTEN TO ALASTOR WHEN HE SAYS
“ooh this will be fun (eating jamabalaya)”
AND
“And here’s the sugar on the crème! (Again talking about jambalaya toppings :D)” /ref ref to the power of 2
SO
ALL HAIL ALASTOR
ALL HAIL JAMBALAYA
JAMBALAYA
OH AND DONT FORGET ABOUT THE TIME HE SAID “PLEASURE TO BE EATING YOU QUITE A PLEASURE” TO THE JAMBALAYA
THATS DEFINITELY NOT JUST ME CHANGING ONE OF HIS ACTUAL QUOTES A TINY BIT NO SIR I WOULD NEVER
I HAVE ARRIVED
NOW I OFFER U TO JOIN MY GHOST ARMY TO TAKE DOWN CHEESO AND FROGG!!
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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I’ve come with new troops to add to your army—
🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅
It’s the Santa faction!
i haven’t commented here since forever yalls what have i missed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hruG4iDSQAI
(Definitely not a Hamilton edit whaaaat)
Triple H took over. We can still celebrate with waffles🧇🧇🧇🧇
oooh why yes and may I have some jambalaya along with my wUffLez pretty please with a cherry on top :3??
*makes the order happily*
“HERE YA GO!”
Oh well
WHAT’D I MISS YOU SAY🧐🧐🧐
I GUESS I BASICALLY MISSED THE LATE ’80S /ref
I have no clue what you’re talking about but cool lol
I TRAVELED THE WIDE WIDE WORLD AND CAME BACK TO THIS /ref
Lol we’ve already referenced these lines before 😛
U did? that sucks, I didn’t 😎/jjjjj
You missed my epic Gameplay Of Half Life2 Jacki!!
Aw :’/
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Edit: (I’M aT a cHucKey cHeeSe’-)
Erm
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