The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Fallowsy stands in a corner of the room as the chaos unfolds behind her. The Hamilsquad (which has become half of the Blog by now-) is schreeching What’d I Miss at the top of their lungs. Jacki is trying to figure out what she actually missed. Frogpaw places atomic frogs around the place. Flamilton’s soul is being taken by Duolingo, but Flam won’t stop singing. Fallowsy opens a very old book and starts reading: ‘De liefde laat zich niet kwaadmaken, en rekent het kwade niet aan. Alles verdraagt zij, alles gelooft zij, alles hoopt zij. Wanneer straks het volmaakte komt, heeft het onvolmaakte afgedaan!!!’ /refffffffff
(So, basically, this whole comment is a giant De Collega’s ref so don’t take it seriously at all, and if I mentioned you in a joke, it’s nothing personal lol :PP Btw, the thing Fallowsy reads at the end is a Bible text, but if you’re Christian, please remember I do not do this to mock your religion, but it is from De Collega’s and it’s just really funny there :PP Anyways, if you wanna know what it means just put it through Google Translate ig [although I can’t guarantee it won’t make a mess :PP])
“Jacki is trying to figure out what she actually missed” fr 😭😭😭
Shrub stops singing and walks towards Fallowsy with a welcoming smile. “Hey Fallowsy!” she says loudly. “Have you watched Wicked yet?”
‘No yet, but I’m going to! :DD’, Fallowsy replied.
Shrubpaw starts singing “What is this feeling?” very out of context
“bold of you to assume I have a soul😌” flamilton smiles as duo watches them from the shadows.
Two Virginians and an immigrant walk into a room
Diametrically opposed, foes.
huh
They emerged with a compromise having opened doors that were previously closed
Bros
THEY EMERGE WITH A COMPROMISE, HAVING OPEN DOORS THAT WERE PREVIOUSLY CLOSED!
BROS.
THE IMMIGRANT EMERGES WITH UNPRECEDENTED FINANCIAL POWER A SYSTEM HE CAN SHAPE HOWEVER HE WANTS!
THE VIRGINIANS EMERGE WITH THE NATION’S CAPITAL
AND HERE’S THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE!
the virgians emerge with the nation’s capital, and heres the piece de resistance NO ONE ELSE WAS IN THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED
THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED, THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED
NO ONE REALLY KNOWS HOW THE GAME IS MADE, THE ART OF THE TRADE, HOW THE SAUSAGE IS MADE
WE JUST ASSUME THAT IT HAPPENS
AND NO ONE ELSE WAS IN THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED
THOMAS CLAIMED “ALEXANDER WAS ON WASHINGTON’S DOORSTEP ONE DAY IN DISTRESS AND DISARRAY”
THOMAS CLAIMS
ALEXANDER SAID, “I’VE NOWHERE ELSE TO TURN!” AND BASICALLY BEGGED ME TO JOIN THE FRAY
THOMAS CLAIMED “I APPROACHED MADISON AND SAID ‘I KNOW YA HATE HIM, BUT LET’S HEAR WHAT HE HAS TO SAY!”
“Would anyone like a dairy-free plateo vegan low-carb sugar-free vegeterian keto plant-based low-fat and gluten-free cookie?” Sandbreeze calmly asks from her corner of the hazelpage.
ROCKING AROUND
THE CHRISTMAS TREE
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA🎄🎄🎄
I just have Chirstmas songs non-stop playing in my head since December, is this normal?😭
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUU
I DON’T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS
THERE’S JUST ONLY ONE THING I NEED
(AYEA) (I think it is coorect what I just wrote)
I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS
I DON’T NEED A CHRISTMAS TREE
I JUST WANT YOU FOR ME HEART
MORE THAN I COULD EVER KNOW
(I just forgot the lyrics)
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, IS YOUUUUU
Yep, it is totally normal ^^
OH, I DON’T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS
THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED
AND I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS
UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE
I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWN
MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER NOW
MAKE MY WISH COME TRUE
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOOOOOUUUUUU
YOOOOOOUUUUU, BABY
Ofc It is! You’re still more sane than the group of girls in the back of my route’s bus singing loudly Deck the Halls: Arsonist version
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*menacing smile* 🙂
‘TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY FALALALALA LA LA LA LA
*appears* *yeets bobas at everyone* 🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋
*disappears*
Yay free boba 😛 😛
Ty boba man!
Jacki is still confused
In one place I am getting bombarded with boba, in another there’s nonstop Dutch (not in a mean way Fallowsy<3 I love Dutch), in another, two pilgrims and someone else come over, and there's a cookie shop!
Ahh, isn't this this the meaning of life?
Oh and also Christmas music!
YUP THIS IS THE MEANING OF LIFE
TIME TO BLAST SOME OBSCURE DUTCH CHRISTMAS SONGS
ALS HET VREDE WAS
GEEN VECHTENDE SOLDATEN
ALS HET VREDE WAS
GEEN BOMMEN EN GRANATEN
ALS HET VREDE WAS
EN IEDEREEN ZIJN RUZIES EVEN STAAKT
ALS HET VREDE WAS
DE MENSEN NIET MEER HAATTEN
ALS HET VREDE WAS
MAAR MET ELKAAR GAAN PRATEN
ALS HET VREDE WAS
WAS KERST PAS ECHT VOLMAAKT
Actually this song is so beautiful lol :’)
Shrubpaw stares at Jackie intently. “Are you confused?” she asked. “Or are you simply… Helpless?” In the background a faint song begins to play, so you know it’s a ref >:)
Flamilton grins. “I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES, AND THE SKY’S THE LIMIT!”
Shrubpaw sang along. “DOWN FOR THE COUNT AND I’M DROWNING IN EM!”
OH I
DON’T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS
THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED
I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS
UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE
I swear, when we sung it in class a while ago I couldn’t stop looking at my crush lol :PP
Flamilton looks up from where they’re cooking in Hamilton karaoke and gasps. “I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWN, MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW! MAKE MY WISH COME TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS IIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
” when we sung it in class a while ago I couldn’t stop looking at my crush” Nahhhh, that’s just true rizz!😭😭😭
Yup, I’m the rizzler, ik🙂↕️
WHAT DID I MISSSSSS WHAT DID I MISSSSS
Someone pls tell me what I missed on this beautiful page lmao
HEADFIRST INTO A POLITICAL ABYSS
HEADFIRST INTO THE ABYSS!
Not much, just the average chaos and more-than-average Hamilton karaoke 😛
oh I love that lol, dude im so mad about the fact that a group of kids at my school got to know to new york and see Hamilton on broadway, including my bestest amiga ever Velvetsky
now I’m jealous lol 😛
I’VE BEEN IN PARIS MEETING LOTS OF DIFFERENT LADIES
I GUESS I BASICALLY MISSED THE LATE ’80S
I TRAVELED THE WIDE WIDE WORLD AND CAME BACK TO THIS
THERE’S A LETTER ON MY DESK FROM THE PRESIDENT
HAVEN’T EVEN PUT MY BAG DOWN YET
SALLY, BE A LAMB DARLIN’, WON’TCHA OPEN IT?
Time for some… ARSON! /lhj yells Coconutkit *takes out a box of matches and starts lighting them with her claws/lhj*
flamilton casually sets a tree on fire with their mind while watching skibidi toilet.
I just discovered this page. and I’m already confused 😛
Don’t worry this is the first stage of the Hazelpage addiction
Well said, mah friend, well said
Ty Ty *bows*
“The HazelPage is starting to be less of a “Chaotic RP” and now Apprentice Army 2.0 but less trying to hunt down moddos to put in soups or smth, and more inconspicuous randomness that will make all who dare try to understand it instead lose 20 braincells per minute” Cloudo randomly notes, “And Christmas but brain rotted.” End quote. /J (but also true :P)
truly lol, I kinda love it, beautifully unhinged
“eRm AhKsHUlLy!” flamilton yells, “actually you know what I forgot. skibidi toilet rizz :DD”
YAS CHRISTMAS BRAIN ROT WOO
ALL I WANT FOR RIZZMAS IS YOOOOOOUUUUU
… Why is everybody singing?? ;-;
Oh, idk uh…
LAST CHRISTMAS
I GAVE YOU MY HEART
BUT THEN THE VERY NEXT DAY
YOU GAVE IT AWAY
THIS YEAR
TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS
I’LL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL
Oh yeah 😛
Shrubpaw shrieks out of nowhere:
“I HAVE THE HONOR TO BE
YOUR OBEDIENT SERVANT!
A. BURR!!”
I still dont understand what I missed
Oh well you better watch out
Ya better watch out
Ya better not cry
Ya better not shout
I’m telling you why
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
Idk why I just said that 😛
Lol I was hoping for someone to start singing that 😛