The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
*knocks*hello, what is this place?
Hi this is the hazelpage! It’s basically a role play.
“It’s the hazel page.”
“Hello Embix, may I please have a room?” Sunny sweetly says
“Of course!” She handed her a room key.
“Thank you!” Sunpaw cheerily walks upstairs to her room. “What number is it?”
“14!”
Wren stroked her phoenix’s bright orange feathers it was growing fast. She slipped a black cloak onto her back and stuck her arms through it, then buttoned it up, slipping the buttons through the holes with ease because of long practice. Then Wren grabbed a dark gray hat and put it on so it covered her eyes but she could still see.
After dressing up in her very suspicious-looking outfit, she whistled and moved her fingers in a semi-circle motion beside me. All of her rainbow and watermelon animals stopped trying to kill everyone and created a protective barrier around Wren. They walked slowly to the counter which Wren had eaten. As they neared, the animals in front of her formed a space for her to stand to look straight at the bartender. “Maaaaayyyy IIIII haaaaavveee aaa rooooommmm?” Wren asked slowly in a very suspicious-sounding voice, holding her fingers in a very suspicious-looking way. Sje was totally not up to something, totally.
“Don’t burn down the building and you’ve got yourself a room.”
Wren pouted. “Ooooohhh, cooooommmmeeee ooooooonnn!” She sighed. “Fiiiiinnnnneeeeee.” She held out her hand for a key.
She dropped the key in Wren’s hand. “Enjoy your stay!”
“Thaaaaaannnnnkkkk yyoooooooouuuuu.” She put the key in the pocket of her cloak and smiled evilly. “Nnnooooooowwwww IIIIII’lllllll buuuuurrrrrnnnnnn tthhhhiiiiiissssss plaaaaacccceeeeeeeeee doooooooowwwwwwwnnnnnn.”
She pointed her finger at her phoenix, who started flying around the room shooting fireballs. Her other animals knocked the newly-regenerated stools and tables and everything over and using their powers to break all they could.
Emberdawn clapped her hands and the entire Tavern was fixed. She reached over and took the key out of Wren’s hands and pointed to the exit. “Out,” She said, a frown on her lips.
Poking her head out of her stolen room, Pine shouted, “Oh, and Embix, could you get that pumpkin spice latte to my room? You know what number 😉 “
“Coming right up! You still have to pay for that room!”
“What do you mean? Why do I have to pay? I definitely already did.”
“You grabbed Blackkit’s room key when he gave it back, without paying,” She deadpanned. “Just because I didn’t reply doesn’t mean I didn’t see it.”
Blackie sprang onto Pine, and scored his claws across her muzzle.
“Can I have a Room?” Holly asked, hauling around her enormous bag of dead spiders.
“WAIT WHAT WHY DID U KILL DE SPIDAS DEY DID NOTHIN TO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.” Dappy mourned the loss of the 536 dead jumping spiders.
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! :OOOO DA POOR SPIDERZZZZ!!! :C :C :C
*Plippy looks down at the bag of spiders. They were about the size of her face.*
12 pixels? Please?
“I need to sacrifice them. Sorry.” Holly brought ten more bags.”But you can have this bag of injured spiders for free.”
Hello, Embix! I was wondering… do you happen to know how much a room costs? Thank you!
“20 a night,” she said, gaze still fixed on Wren.
May I please have one, then? * Hands over the payment *
“Sure,” she said, taking the payment and giving a roomkey.
ahhhhh I have to pay :C *hands over a 20 dollar bill*
“May I have some chips?”
*tosses entire bag of assorted chips in small packages to Astie* Here ya go! 😀 (Don’t ask me where I got ’em 😛 )
“Hey Embix! Can I have a room?” Navy said, falling onto the floor. “I don’t want to clog-dance tomorrow and I don’t care if the accordionist is famous or not.”
“Of course,” she smiled and gave Star a room key.
(sorry wren)
Noticing how much of a nuisance the phoenix is being, Plippy let it outside for it to live the rest of it’s life peacefully, only for it to be hit by a car and to get eaten by Snowy. Sorry!
Wren shrugged. Her animals kept on destroying everything. She walked outside to see Snowy begin to try eating her phoenix. She ran forward to knock her away, but Snowy had already taken a few bites. “Phoenix meat is really bad for your health!” she yelled. “It will burn your insides if you eat it!”
“Wren, I have to ask you to leave the tavern,” Emberdawn called after her. “This place is supposed to be a safe haven from outside forces, but you’re destroying that. If you cannot comply with this, then I’m afraid I will have to remove you from the premises.”
Wren ran back inside. “SNOWY JUST ATE THE POISONOUS AND BURNING MEAT OF MY PHOENIX AND NEEDS URGENT MEDICAL CARE!”
“Get her in here, then, I’m contractually not allowed to leave the Tavern.”
Wren nodded and sprinted back to Snowy. “Can you walk?”
“I…I… BLALKHJGDYHUIOLJHNYUHKWJDSNBANHS WUJKEOLMJBNR CYHUKWJNM BHW”
Snowy vomited everywhere.
Sorry, I’m good now!
“DONT WORRY I HAVE THE POWER TO SUMMON COOKIES!!! COOOOOOOKIIIIES MAKKKKKE EEEEEVEEEERRRRYTHIIING BEEEETTTTEEEEER!” Blackie summoned some healing cookies and shoved 10 of them down Snowy’s mouth at once and gobbled down the rest for himself
*chokes and slowly starts to lose more and more oxygen*
“OH NOOOOO NUUUUUU!!!, EAT MORE DEM COOKIES!!” Blackie yowled as he stuffed more cookies down and started to try do CPR by jumping up and down on Snowy’s chest
*Snowy passes out from asphyxiation and chocolate poisoning from the chocolate chips, foaming at the mouth, and a stream of drool running down*
Wren glared at Blackie. She sighed, picked Snowy up, and carried her inside.
Blackie looked down at his paws. “Uh…sorry….?” He awkwardly said
(Fast mod)
the fastest
Wow 😶
Dappy looked at the calendar and saw their school started the next day. “GOODBYE EVERYONE ILL REMEMBER YOU ALL IN THEARPY!” They clapped their hands and a school bus appeared, driving them off into the pixelated sunset.
(Basicallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bye for the weekdays)
Holly threw her a oxygen mask. “Good luck!” she meowed.
Cedar kicks in the door. She’s finally found where all the cool people go! “YOU’RE SAVIOR IS HERE!” SHe meowed. She loves quoting Marvel movies.
Ivypaw walks into the Hazelpage. ‘Hey, Emberdawn, could I have some nachos topped with chili please? How much?’ Ivypaw gazes around the room wonderingly.