The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Snowy finally recovered from her seizure only to see that she spilled her cola.
“Hey, can I get a new one? I am so sorry…”
Wren sighed. “How do you feel?”
Terrible? You and that thing gave me a seizure!
Wren stiffened. “Do not call her a thing,” she said, her voice becoming louder. “Now rest for a few minutes until the happiness sets in and you feel amazing.”
“Which reminds me, Wren, that you still have yet to answer me,” Emberdawn said grumpily. “If you continue to destroy this tavern, then I’m afraid I’ll have to kick you out. Same goes for Snowpuff, actually; please don’t eat and/or take and/or destroy other people’s property, pets or friends.”
Understood, Embix. I apologize.
Snowpuff sits for a few minutes, and then feels depressed.
“Wren? Thanks for trying…. but… I don’t think it’s working…”
juniperfool spills lipstick in someones valentino bag.
LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?????
Wait, are we supposed to be cats or humans?
that’s your call, I think. 🙂
IMA CAT 😛
I usually picture humans but it’s all in your imagination really 😀
Wren? Not to disturb you, but it appears we have built a bit of a rivalry. Please accept my apology.
Uh-oh 😛
“YO WREN!” Dappy yelled. “IMA GONNA CALL YA KILO WREN AND YOU CANT STOP ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
hey how abt we have an area 51 thing here on sept 20th
*eyes emoji*
👀
You requested?
Blackie fell asleep and started snoring
*steals cookie while he’s asleep *
Dappy pulled out their two-foot flute and started spinning it.
Pebble stares, mesmerized, by the ever spinning flute
Wavey beamed. “Ooh, colorguard and music all in one! What more could a girl want?”
Cloudy took out her sketchbook and started drawing some cats.
“Who wants a drawing?” She asked quietly, hoping she won’t get swamped under people
Me? 😀
Funny thing is, I actually have a drawing for you 😛
https://imgur.com/OTk8GMG
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I looooooove it!!!!!
XD
“I do! I do!” Wavey cried, waving (haha) a hand in the air.
Ahhh you found a pun 😛
I hAvE nEw OvErAlLz AnD a HaRrY pOtTeR sHirT 😛
ANNOUNCEMENT! My Gryffindor scarf will be a regular attachment to my OC! (I think)
Wai is this place called the Hazelpage? 😛
Yep! It’s because Josh (Hazelburrow) created it 🙂
Aaaaahhhhhhhh 😀
Pebble, holding the cookie she nicked from Blackie while he slept in her jaws, hid under a stray overturned cardboard box in a corner and began munching as quietly as possible.
“OH HEY PEBBLE!” Dappy said as loudly as they could. “YOU WANT SOME SNICKERDOODLES?”
“ACK!” Pebble exclaims, making the box jump as she did from inside it.
“My cover is blown!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR IT!”