The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Eihwaz ducked under the table as people threw squids at one another. “Please do not throw a squid at me.” She politely requested.
Okay :3
AAAAAAAH SAID BLACKIE SQUIDDDDD CAN EWWWWEEEEEE EEAT ITMSMMDKSKWKCCNJWKLWLWOWOWOWLQLLQKKS SOKS S WWI WANNA EATITT KSKSLDLSLW
BUT IT’S A PLUSHHHHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pebble scampered away, unnoticed, right after throwing the squid and went behind the counter, humming to herself, to make herself a Sherly Temple while the squid-fight was raging on the other side.
( I so didn’t spell that right )Emberdawn gently nudged Pebble back to the proper side of the counter. “Employees only,” she said, finishing the drink for her (with no alcohol!).
Eihwaz finally realized Emberdawn was deputy. “Oh! Congratulations! You deserve it!” She praised.
“Thanks!”
😶
Navy tried to think of a joke about squids.
“So many people get squids and octopuses confused. I’m thinking of petitioning to change it to mocktopus to both confuse more and simplify things. The plural noun will be an octolie…”
Navy hoped that the joke was good. If not, she could always reveal that she stole it off the internet anyway buuut that was a last resort. She’d never do that before she had to. Not a chance. Noooope.
😛
Shadow lives under a rock so she had no idea that that was on the internet and gave her real but fake-sounding laugh.
Eagie yawned slumped in a seat, I’m sooo tired she mewed.
Her eyelids began to close and she drifted into sleep.
Peb took her advice and found a nice recliner to lounge on.
Eagie woke up from her 6 day long nap and decided to annoy Peb!
“Peb, get up!”, she shouted, shaking Peb awake.
Peb’s eyes flew open. She blinked, confused, as Eagie shook her. “WhAt In ThE nAmE oF StArClAn????” she exclaimed, raising a purple-furred eyebrow.
Eagie suppressed a laugh – Peb’s fur was sticking out every where.
“Nothing,” she mewed, “I was just bored, so I decided to wake you up.”
“Brilliant,” Peb says with a friendly laugh, shaking out her fur to smooth it. She hops down from the recliner. “I’m hungry.” Then she gets an idea. “Lets roast marshmallows in the fire!!!”
“Yum! Great idea, Peb!”, shouted Eagie, disturbing lots of Blogclanners who were in the HazelPage.
A few of them glared at her.
“Embix,” she mewed, “Can me and Peb have some marshmallows?”
“Please?” She added.
“Don’t burn down the place and you’ll be fine!” She said, tossing them a bag and some sticks.
“Ok, thanks,” she meowed.
Eagie passed Peb a stick and a handful of marshmallows.
She put a marshmallow on her stick and stuck it into the fire.
Of course, it caught fire, and she blew it out.
“Burnt marshmallows are the best!”, she mewed.
“NOt bUrnT enOugH” Shadow yelled from the other side of the room. She came up and took a marshmallow on the stick and shoved it into the heart of the fire. It blazed like an entire forest fire but she quickly put it out with some random water she had because she didn’t want to get suspended from the Hazelpage.
oh wait she stole that water from embix
I neeed some toooooo! MaRShMelOwS YeEeZzZ!!! Says blackie while taking some Marshmellows and shoving them on a stick then into the embers of the fire. (I almost spelt mashmallows )
(Edit: I spelt it wrong anyway 😛 )
“Yum, thanks!!!” exclaims Peb. “We’ll try not to burn the house down!”
She stuck five marshmallows on the same stick, thrust them in the fire, and in a matter of seconds they where engulfed in flames. Peb pulled out the flaming bunch and hastily blew it out, finding she now had crisps for marshmallows. “That’s the best way!” she said, and ate two at a time.
Peb took ten more and stuck them on her stick, burnt them, and ate them savoringly, the cinders crunching loudly in her mouth.
Snowy wandered in… again… looking for shelter, but she forgot to get pixels from the bank. Trying to find a room, she looked through what little she had for something to pay for a 2 week stay. Seeing only dead spiders, she set the bugs outside for a little chickadee to hobble over. Snowy pounced on the piece of pray sinking her teeth into it’s neck. After going hunting a bit more, she caught 1 chickadee, 2 pigeons in the city nearby, a vole, and a snake. She wanders over to the table and drops her prey.
“Hello, will this be enough to get a room?”
Emberdawn raised an eyebrow. “I mean, yes, but you could also work here for the duration of your stay to make up for the payment. You’d be doing cleaning and delivering food orders, but no doing things behind the counter-” she tapped a finger against the counter she was leaning on. “-but I’ll take the prey since you already caught it and call it even.” She pulled a key from under the counter. “Here you go!”
Thank you!
I’ve asked this before and I’ll ask it again . . . what is this place? 😛
Where we muck around and do random stuff basically 😛
In RP form
Where we do fun stuff at random 😛
Blackie marched up to Embix “CoOkIeS!!!! pLeASe?” He screamed in her face
Emberdawn winced at the volume and gave Blackkit some cookies. “Can people please stop screaming and shouting at me?” She muttered.
“Yaaaaaay!” Said blackie who then ate all the cookies at once
SpOoP?
“I’m cold.”, shivered Eagie.
She leant next to the fire where Shadow, Blackie and Peb were stuffing their faces with marshmallows.
She rubbed her hands/paws together.
(Are we meant to be cats or humans?)
I think we choose?
Either! Ima cat 😛
Ye me too 😀
Cool 😀
WaNkY tAnKy SwAnKy CrAnKy LaNkY
….my rhyming 😛
…..why.
NO CLUE
……other than the lack of not knowing what to say on the Hazelpage 😛
Wavey reclined in her chair. “Hmm I don’t really know what to say here… how are everyone’s days going?”
“Lousier than the scalp of a second grader.” Eihwaz replied sullenly.
Wavey raised her eyebrows. “That’s a very… creative simile. I hope your day gets better!”
Blossy suddenly walked in and sat right next to the fire. “I’m new around here, so, hello!” She meowed to anyone that was near the fire too.
“Hey Blossy!”, Eagie screeched!
“Marshmallow?”, she asked, holding out a stick and a marshmallow.
“Hey, welcome!” Wavey replied with a smile. “Would you like something to eat?”
Iceflower sat on the countertop, swinging her legs and sneaking bits of candy from a festive cauldron. Atop her head was a rather large jack-o-lantern, fashioned into a spooky hat. “Hello!” She called. “Have a lollipop!” She threw the aforementioned lollipop in Blossy’s general direction.
“Thanks!” Blossy said to everyone, taking the lollipop and marshmallow
“HI!” Said Peb, her faced stuffed with marshmallow crisps.