The Hazelpage

The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.


Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.

Notice Board:

- The opening hours of the tavern have been extended! Thanks to new staff hirings, we are happy to serve guests 24 hours a day! We hope you'll warmly welcome our new barstaff: Pearl the Purple Microkitten and Lucy the Alarmingly Long Lemur!
- Be sure to check out our new vegan options, including a Tofu and Seaweed Fish and Chips; a Beetroot and Bean Burger with Pineapple and Chilli Salsa; and Nachos Topped with Chili, Zesty Guacamole and Five-Tomato Salsa!
- We are now a proud supplier of beverages from the Lua Luau Lemonade Company! As such, we will now be serving the highly popular flavours of C++ Cherryade, Java Julmust and CSS Cola! All from an introductory price of 12px (Pixels) each!
- And for people looking out for something to do in the tavern, we have several new board games on offer in the gaming cupboard! Be sure to have a go at Pixel Perfect, the game where players try to write their messages in rhyme! We assure you it's a heck of a good time!

  3,858 Replies to “The Hazelpage”

  1. juni
    October 11, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    “runnin around hazelpage w a wild pack of lesbians” juni announced

  2. October 11, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    Thistleshark walks into the hazelpage after many months , They walk to the counter and say ” can I have a root beer please ?”

    • October 11, 2019 at 6:14 pm

      “Sure!” Emberdawn chirped, turning around to grab a mug. She turned a tap and filled the mug with the drink before handing it to Thistleshark. “Enjoy!”

      Moderator, BlogClan's Deputy

      • October 11, 2019 at 6:26 pm

        Thistle took the rootbeer . ” Thanks Embix ” they said

  3. Eagle that soars through the sky🌟Eaglepaw
    October 11, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    “Is there any hot chocolate?”, meowed Eagie.
    She rubbed her cold paws together, trying to warm them up.

    Look with your heart

    • October 11, 2019 at 6:20 pm

      Emberdawn nodded, making a cup for her. “Here you go!”

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      • Eagle that soars through the sky🌟Eaglepaw
        October 11, 2019 at 6:25 pm

        “Thank you”, Eagie mewed, taking the warm mug.
        It instantly warmed her cold paws.
        She sipped the drink, sighing with happiness at its delicious sweetness.

        Look with your heart

  4. Shadefrost
    October 11, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    Shadey shivered from the cold outside. “Can someone please close the door?” He chattered.
    “I’d also love a hot chocolate!” His eyes brightened at the words of the drink.


    • Iceeeeeeeeeee (Icy)
      October 11, 2019 at 6:32 pm

      Iceflower threw herself off the counter, tripping on her heeled boots, and gave the oak door a shove that resulted in a sickening crack. “Lucy! Hot chocolate! Extra cream! Comprende?” She called to the kitchen. She could go make it herself, but she didn’t fancy the walk back. She gave Shadey a smile, teeth sticky with toffee. “The Long-Tailed Lemur will be out shortly.”

      ❄ BlogTeam Mod, Medicine Cat ❄

  5. October 11, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    Fawny shoved open the door and stumbled inside, quickly shutting it behind her before the storm of snow could get inside.
    “Wow it’s quite the blizzard outside!” She yelped. “I’ve finally made it to the Hazelpage after many months of traveling, and now I can relax for once.” Fawny let out a sigh of relief. She trotted over to the crackling fireplace, shaking the melting flakes off of her pelt. The floor felt smooth and warm on her flank as Fawny rested by the fire.


    • 🎃🐍The Grim Viper 🐍🎃
      October 11, 2019 at 7:01 pm

      we welcome you, weary traveller


      • October 11, 2019 at 7:08 pm

        Fawny bows her head in thanks.


        • Blackie/Blackkit =^ㅜㅂㅜ^=
          October 11, 2019 at 7:27 pm

          hiiiii! Says blackie ‘have some cookieeeees!!!” Says blackie shoving cookies to fawny

          don't look at me like that

          • October 11, 2019 at 7:42 pm

            She reluctantly takes one of the cookies from the very energetic Blackie. The cookie is chocolate chip, which is always delicious, so Fawny takes a few slow bites, relishing it’s warmth.
            “Thanks, I needed that” Fawny purrs after finishing the cookie.


  6. Spooky Blossomkit! Boo! (Blossy)
    October 11, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    After blossy took the candy, she walked away and sat at the counter. “One frappicino please, Embix!” She was cold despite sitting at the fire.

    MeOw KeRcHoW

    • October 12, 2019 at 12:16 am

      Emberdawn made the drink and gave it to Blossy. “Enjoy!”

      Moderator, BlogClan's Deputy

      • Spooky Blossomkit! Boo! (Blossy)
        October 12, 2019 at 7:44 am

        “Thanks!” Blossy replied happily, sipping on the coffee

        MeOw KeRcHoW

  7. October 11, 2019 at 10:48 pm

    Eihwaz hid under a table, attempting not to panic. She failed. She curled up into a fetal position and began hyperventilating. Every little noise seemed ten times louder and more dangerous at the moment.


    • October 12, 2019 at 12:15 am

      “Eihwaz, do you want to go into a room to calm down?” Emberdawn asked gently.

      Moderator, BlogClan's Deputy

      • Blackie/Blackkit =^ㅜㅂㅜ^=
        October 12, 2019 at 12:22 am

        I think she needs CPR. Says blackie unhelpfuly SOMEONE CALLLLLL 911 yells blackie.
        Blackie also presses yeet pies button to fight willow

        don't look at me like that

      • October 12, 2019 at 2:14 am

        “Yes. No. Maybe. I dunno.” She responded. She seemed very overwhelmed by the chaos unfolding around her.


        • October 12, 2019 at 3:18 am

          “it’s always like this,” Emberdawn said, nodding at the chaos. She handed Eihwaz a room key. “Take a break to recuperate. The chaos will still be here for us to try and comprehend later. Be glad that you’re not stuck in this room 24/7 like I am.”

          Moderator, BlogClan's Deputy

          • October 12, 2019 at 4:07 am

            Fawny glanced at Emberdawn. “Hey could I please have a room too? These people keep throwing food at at my face, I swear they must be from the insanity realm or something.” Fawny sighed tiredly. She ruffled her fur in slight annoyance as the sound of splattering eggs continued in the background.


            • October 12, 2019 at 5:04 am

              Emberdawn handed Fawny a key as well.

              Moderator, BlogClan's Deputy

            • Shadow
              October 12, 2019 at 6:14 am

              At the mention of the insanity realm, Shadow jumped. How does she know about it? she thought.
              Nahhhh she probably made it up. There was no way she could know…
              She continued yeeting memes.

          • October 12, 2019 at 7:42 pm

            “Thanks. I kinda forgot how crazy it was here,” Eihwaz said. She walked into a room, left the door open, and promptly collapsed on a bed, where she lay unmoving but still conscious.


  8. Monkeyfur
    October 12, 2019 at 5:51 am

    Hello I am new here,” Moky shouted hoping to get someone’s attraction, “What are we meant to do here,”

    • Eagle that soars through the sky🌟Eaglepaw
      October 12, 2019 at 3:56 pm

      “Hi!”, shouted Eagie, running over to Monkey.
      “We sort of RP, and have fun!”, she mewed, hot chocolate spilt all over her golden fur and sticking up in weird clumps.

      Look with your heart

    • October 12, 2019 at 4:21 pm

      ‘Hello, Monkey!’ Ivypaw rushed to Monkey’s side. Her eyes were bright and her fur had pieces of egg and cake stuck on it. ‘Sorry about all the mess here. It’s a roleplaying area and it’s lots of fun!’

      *σн sнσω үσυяsεℓғ!*

    • October 13, 2019 at 3:17 pm

      “HI!” shouted Peb. “WELCOME!”


  9. Monkeyfur
    October 13, 2019 at 10:36 am

    “Hey Emby, can I have an ice latte? Are you also aloud to dump your drinks on people?” Monkey said kindly.

  10. Plipplop (Snowpuff)
    October 13, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    Snowy realized her stay was up. and being worried sick as the den in Blogclan has cats sleeping on top of each other. She began to clean up and fix what was broken.

    “Hey, could I stay for a month or so? You don’t have to pay me.”

    Snowpuff for senior warrior!

    • October 13, 2019 at 1:44 pm

      “Didn’t I already tell you?” Emberdawn smiled. “You can stay if you work and we’ll take the boarding fee from what we would’ve paid you.”

      Moderator, BlogClan's Deputy

  11. October 13, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    Peb punched the ‘YEET CUPCAKES’ button to battle Willow.


  12. October 13, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    Everyone was yeeting…
    Yeeting, yeeting, yeeting.
    Instead of pushing a button, she grabbed uh something and YEETED it.
    “yEeT!1!” she screamed across the room. SHE WOULD RECLAIM HER TITLE OF YEET MASTER. “BOW DOWN TO ME PEASANTS” she screeched as loud as heck (ow her throat was dead tho) and object that was large in proportion designed to be yeeted was pulled out of somewhere not visible to the human eye by Shadow. (
    “it’s YEET time,” she said ominously and began to yeet it into the air, ready to crush the pathetic humans in the room.
    “Any last words? Go ahead and try to stop me if you like,” she said with a seriously creepy smile on her face.

    i do be the most chaotic child

  13. 🍂 Pineblossom 🍁
    October 13, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    “Hey Embix? Do I still have my key? I’ll even pay for it, just get me out of this mess. Oh, and some macaroons delivered to my door would be nice.”

    ✧ running for sw! ✧

    • October 13, 2019 at 11:08 pm

      Emberdawn checked a log behind the counter. “Yep! The macaroons will be up within 10 minutes!” She called, making a note for the chef.

      Moderator, BlogClan's Deputy

      • 🍂 Pineblossom 🍁
        October 15, 2019 at 2:45 am

        Pineblossom poked her head out her door. “So…the macaroons?”

        ✧ running for sw! ✧

        • October 15, 2019 at 3:06 am

          “Look down!” Emberdawn called. There, by Pineblossom’s door, was a box of macaroons.

          Moderator, BlogClan's Deputy

          • 🍂 Pineblossom 🍁
            October 15, 2019 at 2:36 pm

            “JUST LIKE MAGIC” She ran away and disappeared into her room with the macaroons.

            ✧ running for sw! ✧

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