The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Fawny sat in a chair by the counter, completely lost in a daydream.
Flamecloud waves a paw experimentally in front of Fawny’s face.
willow tried and failed to hypnotize fawny
“ah well ya tried” Shadow said after seeing this
>:(
Plume walked into the building, closing the door behind her and hanging her coat on the hanger, shaking her long fur afterwards. As the fluffy grey-brown-and-white tabby looked around for a spare seat, her blue eyes (the colour of French navy) spotted an empty chair by one of the stained-glass windows.
“AYYYYYYY PLUMEEE” Shadow greeted her very quietly.
“Hello there!” Plume arched her ears enough to hear Shadow’s greeting. “How are you doing?”
“HeY PlUmE!” called Peb, waving frantically.
“Hello!” Plume looked in the direction of Peb, bouncing up to her.
“Welcome BlogClan’s evil layer,” Moky laughed wickedly, “Where cats haunt your dreams, heheheheh,”
“Okay then,” Plume replied as she looked at Moky from where she was near Peb.
Peb smiled a highly fake smile at Moky.
[*gasp* drama]
“Hello” said English Navy
(See what I did there)
“Hello,” Plume repeated to Royal Navy, turning her head to the ginger She-cat.
After running her laps, Peb decided to put on her headphones and started playing an Imagine Dragons song.
willow grabbed a blanket *because it cold*
and her mustard packets and recces cups
dumped them in a bowl and said
“wHo wANtS soMe CAnDy!!!!”
“I’ll take some recces cups,”mewed Flamecloud, picking around the mustard packets.
“MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~”
Glowy lost all her brain cells from math and fell asleep on the floor.
😛
“who’s the speedy mod?” Glowy mewed lazily
Flamecloud spends several minutes staring at the adorable puppy.
Goldenfawn is planning to find more puppy pictures.
Peb watched the other ‘Pebble’, about to say ‘hi’ when she realized Glowy was asleep.
say the magic word…. willow mewed
(trick or treat)
“PLEA~ TRICK OR TREAT???”
hands over 2 mustard packets, and a 2 recies cups after
“ThAnKZ!” says Peb with a grin.
She runs over to the counter to order a cheeseburger so she can put her mustard packets to use.
“One cheeseburger, please?” she says to Embix, pooling monkey onto the counter with a pile of runaway coins.
Emberdawn picked some of the coins out and nodded at the end of the counter. “It’ll be there in a few minutes.”
“Hey, Embix,” mews Flamecloud, pulling a 100 dollar bill out of her wallet, “Can I buy some more nights?”
“If you want to use up the entire bill, that’ll cover 50 nights,” she said, nodding at the bill.
“Okey Dokey”
Breezeflight walked in and yelled “WHAT IS THIS PLACE?”
the hazel page!willow said
“THIS IS THE HAZELPAGE WHERE YOU DO RANDOM STUFF,” Peb yelled back.
”Tis the Pazelhage
“A MESS” Shadow screamed back
“How is everyone,” Moky asks!
awwwwe soem
“GREAT!” Peb yowled over to him. “YOU??”
A W E S O M E
“I want food,” mumbles Flamecloud sadly, poking at her stomach.
Ice looks over to Moky and yells, “I’m good!”
Blackpaw starts throwling cookies everywhere
dont do dat willow said
dont start the yeeting again
because im the best yeeter!
Blackpaw shoves cookies in willow’s mouth
mmmmmm willow mumbled with a full mouth
Blackie starts yeeeeeting
“Oh no,” mutters Flamecloud, retrieving her trashcan lid from her room and preparing for the yeeting storm.
“EXCOIZE ME I THINK I MADE IT VERY VERY CLEAR I AM THE YEET MASTER” Shadow screamed and was ready to pull back the yeeting object.
Peb catches hers. “THANKS!!”
Ice, right after entering the Hazelpage for the first time, sees the cookies and runs to get some.
*summons speedy mod*
i hath been summoned
hath leanth the arth of summoning mods
and for which purpose hath thee summoned me, o citizen?
i would like a coffie
☕☕☕☕☕☕
thine coffie hath appeareth
yay *thanks the mod*
*bows*
*yeets the cookes in my candy bowl*
Eagie watches Willow, her eyebrow slightly raised.
Ice got some cookies and decided to start trying to summon mods and the ghosts of those who have gone inactive with the power of Bendy
why hath thee summoned the great vipey? :3
I need to show off my summoning powers so thanks Vipey. I promise Bendy won’t kill everyone 😛
Eagie looks at her usually golden fur in disgust.
It seems she was a big yeeting target.
Sighing she does a cat thing and starts to lick her fur clean.
If I get food poisoning from those raw eggs, it’s your fault, she eyes Willow, Shadow and Peb; the main culprits.
Ice yeets her new pet Bendy at Eagie
Flamecloud barrel rolls in, with a pillow attached to her trash can lid. She blocks the yeeted pet from hitting her apprentice, then checks to make sure Bendy is okay.
“What is Bendy?” she asks.
Ice licks Bendy on the head as he gets up. “He’s a little devil! Don’t worry, he doesn’t bite.”
Eagie takes a step back, just to be sure.
“Thank you”, Eagie mews, sighing with relief as Ice regains her pet.
“What???” says Peb, shrugging, her eyes wide and innocent. “I haven’t yeeted since the cupcakes!”
Eagie smiles. “But you still yeeted the cupcakes”, she says knowingly pointing to cupcake on her fur.
Peb scoots away to go take a shower.
Blacki is relieved eagle didn’t say his name
Peb eyes Blackie, then disappears around the corner.
Eagie smiles an evil grin.
“And of course last, but most definitely not least, is Blackie.”, she mews.
“Did you really think I’d let you get away with it?”, she asked.
Tree sits by the fire, trying not to fall asleep from all the food he ate.
“I bet the warm fire isn’t helping,” Peb observes from her favorite chair behind him.