The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitinglyย and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rusticย carumย bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls,ย three floorsย and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top!ย We’ve returned, freeย from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up yourย HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Willowpaw walks up to the bar. โCan I have some pepperoni pizza, mango slices, bacon, and peach lemonade?โ Willowpaw has 90 pixels in hand to pay.
Flower put 2 whole pepperoni pizzas, 5 mangoes sliced, a large bowl of bacon on a platter and gave it to her as well as a barel, a little bigger than her head, of peach lemonade, “There you go,” Flower said jumping over the bar counter over to the costumer side, “I don’t actually work here so someone else will collect your pixels,” then she jumped in a wormhole.
Redblaze yawns
โSchool is exhausting.โ She mews
“Relatable.” Rabbitflame says as she flicks a dust bunny from her fur.
โI couldnโt agree moreโ says wolli, as hir formats a letter for class
Rabbitflame glances from side to side. Quickly, she steals every book in the hazelpage, stacks them under a sheet, takes the sheet with books in it, and jumps into Windpaw’s wormhole before anyone can stop her.
Topazkit looks over from her nap to see Rabbitflame jump into a wormhole. She had no intention to stop her as she went back to sleep.
Minktail leaps to her feet and peers into the wormhole. “Hey! I think my Necronomicon was in there. Come back!” She calls, reaching oe paw into the wormhole and flailing around.
Windpaw happily tosses 6 Necronomicons out of the wormhole at Minktail
“Hah! My ‘book’ isn’t even published yet and is on the computer!” exclaims Raven, turning into a raven for a brief moment and flapping her black wings. She then transforms back into a cat.
“I haven’t been here in furever!” Frost exclaimed, winking. “The hazel page is looking purrfect like usual. I’m feline good!”
Shimmerpaw face-paws at the bad cat puns.
Poppypaw jumps out of the wormhole and sits on the floor. “Wormholes are stressful.” she states,curling her tail around her paws.
“Nothing crazy has happened here yet,” remarks Raven, twitching her ears, “This is concerning.” She then opened a wormhole and a pie dropped onto the floor with a sickening splat.
“That’s not crazy enough.” Surprisingly, Raven had a flamethrower in her stores!
Duskblaze glances over at the pie on the floor, and she debates cleaning it up. They shrug, resigned to the fact the Hazelpage is going to always be a little chaotic, and go back to texting his sister to stop trying to paint the robot vacuum bright pink with yellow dots.
Flamey walked into the Hazelpage and flopped down on a couch. โIโm bored she complained. โI have an entire book series on hold, and every book is in…… EXCEPT THE FIRST ONE!โ
โI know! Thatโs soooo annoying!โ meowed Duskblaze, โBut at least you can……. hmmm….. uhmmmmmm……. I got nothing…โ
“At least it’s not before…” Windpaw groaned “A 6 HOUR CAR TRIP”
โYou have a point there.โ Flamey agreed. โBut one time it almost happened before a 10 hour car ride. I asked my mom just in time if it was in.โ
“oof” says ivykit as she walks in
The ball of mozzarella pops out from the abyss of inactivity and rolls around on the warm wooden floor. The scent of the other cheese is now gone, so she once again settles herself on a cozy stool as she gazes curiously at the cats.
Aquila wonders if the mozzarella will melt on the warm floor. She sure hopes not!
“i haven’t been here in a while!” says ivykit and sits down on a stool. “can i please have a bowl of capers?” she mews. “oh and some pasta for stuart” she says while pulling a little hamster out of her fur
“Hamster, I wonder if it tastes like mice?” Frost wondered.
Willowpaw flops onto a couch and stares at the ceiling. She hugs a stuffed cat, but gets mad at the cat and throws it across the tavern. She turns onto her side and stares at the couch.
Poppypaw walks over the the stuffed toy and picks it up. She then hands it to Willowpaw. “You’ll probably gonna want this back.” the she-cat states before jumping on the couch next to her.
Redblaze leaps in
โI havenโt been here for a few days!โ She mews
โWhatโs happened?โ
“Actually, nothing much! I’d say… 3 or 4 on the Hazelpage scale, 13 or 14 on the normal one” Windpaw grinned
sinisterlyhappilyFrost coughed. “Idk.”
crow walks into the hazelpage wearing a cowboy hat and those classic cowboy boots they always wear in movies and tries to make a theatrical entrance but fails. he grins showing a fang and puts his hands on his hips. “alas, i have arrived at the old hazelpage once again,” he announces. he takes a seat on a table and pulls out a blue vacuum then proceeds to shove a lawnmower inside it
“Nice.” Frost replied. She was currently trying and failing to stop her cat from clawing her. “HEY I’M A CAT TOO…. kinda.” She huffed.
Pear makes a pear noise
viper makes a viper noise
Wolli makes a Wolli noise
riv makes a river noise
Windpaw makes a wind noise
Frost makes a frost noise.
blackie makes a black(ie? :P) noise
Shimmerpaw makes a shimmering noise.
Mink makes a mink noise
Raven turns into an actual raven and makes a raven noise.