The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
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Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
“Hey…. who wants to take over recent purrs with me?” Frost asks. “we can team up and win and gloat about it to the mods.”
“i wanna!” viper yells from the street.
“But… you ARE a mod,” Maplekit points out.
Viper stares sadly at the ground and then flies away. “Noooooooooooo!” she yells back at the ground.
“You gotta face who your are!!” Shouts Shimmer, poking her head in the door and dripping water everywhere.
“Maybe you can like not be a mod today.”
“yEEEEEESS!!!”
Maplekit replies evilly, cackling while standing over Viper and taking over the recent purrs with Frost
“EMBRACE THE MOD WITHIN”
Smokey yells, standing on top of a table.
“What’s so special about the newly happened cat noise of happiness?” Raven flapped her black raven wings and flicked her floofy tail.
“Everything.”
“I want to!!!” Coldie yells from where she’s drinking some milk. She gracefully gets up onto the table and weaves her way to Frost.
”Oh yes.” Twilightrose responds a mischievous glint in her eye.
Turtle-
Turtle walks in, and looks at the sign inviting people to play Pixel Perfect.
“I guess I’ll give it a try.” they say.
“Ummm… Decent Burr. Yeah, he’s decent for sure. Something something grr. Uh, my pronouns are not she/her. Er. Dang, I’m kinda bad at this.” Turtle admits.
You sit and weave your lies, like a fox trots through the night.“No you’re not!” Ttera yells whilst ringing some bells.
”I believe in you!” Twilightrose purrs, and nudges Turtle encouragingly. ”You can master those pronouns!”
“Practice makes pixel perfect!” Shrieks Smokey while tickling a stick insect.
“Hiii!” Strawberrykit walks in with a huge smile (notice the missing molar..). “Guess who lost her tooth? Me!” She yelled with a bigger smile
“Woah, congrats!” Cheetah smiled. “Did you use any special techniques to get it out? Once I tied my loose tooth to a doorknob and then slammed the door shut.”
“Once, my sister tied her tooth to our dog and threw her toy!” Shimmer called as lightning stuck her.
“That is the most amazing thing I have ever heard. I wish I still had baby teeth so I could do that. Also please stay away from the lightning so you don’t die.”
“But it’s fun! I love deadly things!” Dawny yells, getting hit by hail then struck by lightning.
Cheetah slowly backed away before sprinting into a room marked “Employees Only”.
“HEY! CHEETAH LEMME INNNN!” Frost yelled, “THEIR ALL CRAZYYYY!” She shrieked as another cat got struck by lightning.
“Hmmmm…” She pondered. “Nope!”
“CHEETAH!! I’LL LET VIPER ATTACK YOU WITH BREADCLAN IF YOU DON’T LET ME IN!!” Frost ran after Cheetah, dodging flying cats and cupcakes. “CHEEEETAHHHH!!”
Cheetah slams the door shut and starts sobbing hysterically. “Leave me alone!”
“OH MY STARCLAN CHEETAHHH!” Frost groaned. “Oh well i guess we all just die.” Then she glared at Cheetah. “Except that mod. WHERE’S VIPER? BIRCHY?? I NEED A MOD TO HELP ME OPEN THAT DOOR!”
Viper looks up curiously from her game of chess in the lightning and rain. “Did you say you need a mod to help you mop that floor?” she called loudly.
“NO!! But yea you might have to, I think i see some dried honey here and there, but CAN YOU HELP ME KNOCK THIS DOOR DOWN?”
Lillypaw takes off and jumps over a table to hide behind a booth. “What’s going on in here?!” She shouts over the noise.
“Chaos!” Cheetah cried.
“Cheetah, it’s fineee, VIPER PLEASE HELP ME BREAK DOWN THIS DOOR!”
Cheetah began piling bricks and various pieces of furniture against the door as she continued to hyperventilate.
“Cheetah!” Frost screechs, she got her walkie talkie. “Calling all mods, calling all mods, well except Cheetah, cause she’s crying too hard. Every cat here is becoming more and more crazier. I need Goldi and someone else to get everyone to calm down and stop playing with lightning. Birchy, Viper, please help me calm Cheetah down!!” Frost tries very hard to communicate with Cheetah.
Viper dramatically launched her board of chess piece at the sky, where it promptly fell back down and crashed into the wet ground. “CHEETAH!” ae yelled. “GET ME A CHEESEBURGER ALREADY!”
“I doubt that’s gonna do anything,” meowed Raven monotonously, swishing her fluffy tail back and forth. She then grabbed an axe out of hammerspace and yeeted it at the door.
“UM, I DON’T THINK THAT’LL HELP CALM CHEETAH DOWN, BUT UH THANKS!” Frost yells, and ducks as the axe flew to the door.
(My other comment hasn’t gotten modded so ima pretend like it doesn’t exist) Lil yanks the axe out of the door with a grunt and throws it into a swarm of flying cupcakes. “Cheeto! Come out or Viper will be hangry!” Lil ordered.
“I wasn’t even trying to calm Cheeto down, I just did that for no reason,” replied Raven.
“I AM MOST DEFINITELY NOT CALM!”
“Huh?” Frost shakes her head and throws a loaf of soggy bread and cheese at Viper. “You can make this later.”
Viper sobs loudly at the sight of the soggy food and curses the sky. “WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”
Duskblaze casually appears next to Viper. ‘Because weather is a thing,’ she responds, ‘I know, it’s sad.’
“C’mon Viper, keep it up together, I don’t know where the other mods are, besides, you and cheetah are my favorites. We need to stop Cheetah from moping.” Frost grabs a real viper, who hisses and lunges at her. “Eek, why do i have this.” She flings it to Viper. “Ack, watch out!!”
Viper frowns. “Why do you have favorites? My favorite mod is bread.” Xe catches the viper easily, cuddling it and producing a tiny snake sweater to wrap it in. “Aww! We should name her Mittens!”
“I LOVE that name! She’s so cute!” Xe casually stops swinging her metal pole in the storm and goes to look at the snake. “I bet they’re hungry!” Dawny got a piece of individually wrapped cheese from nowhere in particular along with an umbrella. “Here, Mittens” She smiles and unwraps the cheese slice, breaking it up piece by piece to feed to the viper. “Oh, yeah, here’s some cheese, Viper.” Dawny passed a couple slices of cheese to Viper.
Maple appears out of nowhere, and seeing the little snake, fey rushes over to say hello. “Awww that’s so cute” mae says, booping the snek on its nose. “I agree with the name Mittens, but also consider, Lancelot the Third Queen of Snakedom.” it said with a smile
“Of course I love all mods equally but we have to get cheetah out of there and your the only mod around.” Frost explains, and then grins. “Aw Mitten is so cute.”
Lil let out a yelp as a lightning bolt crashed down beside her and she jumped into a storm of flying companies that carried her across the room, sending her crashing down on Viper.
“This is why I don’t leave the safety of this room,” Cheetah frowned.
“But if you don’t leave the room and get Viper a cheeseburger she will come INTO the room.” Lil said, sorrowfully at the door.
“Viper can produce her own cheeseburger out of thin air!” Cheetah whined, her face pressed up against the door. “You all can! This is the Hazelpage! You don’t need me!”
“OF course we do!” Frost says.
“Nooooooooooooooooooo-
wolli gives cheetah a hug and an ice cream cone
thank you :))
(Ack my comment disappeared while I was editing so please ignore it)
Frost grabs her cellphone, “Hello? Can I please order a giant dose of love and affection for my fellow mod? Thank you,” Pause. “No! I do NOT want a loaf of bread Viper! But a happy meal for her is also nice.”
“Ooooh I love happy meals! But you still can’t come in through this door. I must stay safe.”
“Can I slide it through this window?” Frost points at a window that was connected to the room.
“If you must!”
Frost slides the happy meal through the window. “Oh also, theres a note from Viper in there.” Frost informs Cheetah
Cheetah gobbled up her Happy Meal so fast that she accidentally ate the note too. “Whoops.”
“Oh well,” Frost shrugged.
“It probably wasn’t important anyway!” She chirped.
“Maybe..” Frost blinked.
“You make the best ones! The ones made out of thin air are always too light! We need YOU Cheetah,” Lil said and then added as a second thought, “And your cheeseburgers.”
“Really?” She sniffled.
“yesss my comment is still not modded but yeah what Lil said.”
“But comments are modded from new to old and there were 700 comments when I started modding today! Help meeeeee…”
“I don’t how.. Sorry!”
🙁
Frost smiles sadly
Maple appeared out of nowhere “Looks like you’re drowning in comments.” xe said before doing absolutely nothing to help Cheetah
“Mapleeeeee,” Cheetah whined. “You have to fight all the comments for me!”
“We shall fight comments if you come out Cheetah!” Lil says smiling evilly.
“Tempting, but I think I’d rather force all the other mods to deal with the comments than be forced to leave the safety of this little room,” Cheetah remarked, stroking a hedgehog that appeared out of nowhere.
Slatepaw drags in a couple floaties.
“I was stashing these for the apprentice army, but I guess you need this more!”
she also rather hopefully wishes that cheetah will let her in, but realizes the situation and understands that the moddo is not in the best mood-
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Cheetah’s tears turned into rainbows as she was filled with happiness. “Yay! But how are you supposed to slide floaties through a crack in the door…”
Frost laughs before throwing a strawberry covered in melted chocolate outside
Dawny deflates the floaties. “Wait a second, there’s a window?” She brakes the window and crawls into the staff only room with the floaties. “I’ll blow them up then leave, I promise.” She quickly blew the floaties back up and left Cheeto in a room full of floaties with no pool to float on them in.
Cheetah started jumping on the floaties until one of them popped. “Ouch.”
“Woah.” Coldie stares, mesmerized.
“No not really” Strawberry replied. “I was just getting some water”
“Well I’m glad it came out peacefully!”
“Yeah, me too!”
“Hello!” Coldie yells back. “Was it painful?”
“No!” Strawberrykit responds. She looks around at all the chaos quickly. She flys off
Twilightrose hisses, her fur bristled partially startled out of her nap on the couch, a thick book she’d been reading crashing to the floor, then relaxes when she’s Strawberry.
”Congratulations on the tooh!” She laughs nervously ”You totally did not wake me out of my sleep.”
“Yeah, I’m sure it was all the other chaos” Dawny replied calmly through the raging storm of cupcakes, cats, and thunder
Twilightrose tries not to snort and twitches her whiskers.
”Cupcakes? So we’re living in the My-Little-Ponyverse now? Laugh. Out. Loud.”
“I didn’t realize people said the words ‘laugh out loud’ out loud.” she said
“YEETY YETI YEET!!” Frost flings a loaf of bread at Viper
“YOTE!” Viper screams frantically as she shoves cats out of the way and nosedives into Frost’s path to catch the beloved loaf.
Breezy has no idea what is going on. “Hello?” she asks. “What is this place?”
“Hello!!” Calls Shimmer from outside. “Would you like to join us out here in this wonderful weather?” She asked as thunder boomed and hail rained around her.
“Sure! I love rainy weather as much as I love The Broken Code!” Lightbreeze hollered back.
Coldie dips her head to Breezy. “Hi!” She meows to Breezy. “This is a place where you can kinda roleplay.”
“Hello there!” Red says, upside down. “This is a crazy place of roleplaying where the rules of physics and basically the world don’t apply.” to prove her point she began levitating. “But the normal blog rules apply!”
“Wow, you’ve got really good at levitating” Maple says as bee watches Red float. “But watch this !” they exclaim, as they summon fire into their hand. Se grins at it before clamping seir other hand over the flame to put it out
“C h a o s,” replied Raven, pulling a fridge filled with kool-aid out of hammerspace and tossing it on the floor.
Dawny runs over and begins lapping the burst kool-aids’ contents from the ground
“I’m not even sure what species we are here. We could all be hippos if we wanted.”
Twilightrose errily, magically, and suddenly steps outof the shadows.
”In a word,” she meows sweeping her tail majestically indicating the room. ”Chaos, utter chaos.”
“Ack Viper! I got a real viper..” Frost says, holding a hissing snake. “Wanna be friends with it?” Frost throws it at Viper.
Twilightrose glances at the viper then looks straight into Crystals eyes.
”No,” she meows with a wry expression on her face, ”But I could put it in my mouth, and chew it, then it could be friends with my stomach.”
“No. Just no.”
“Why is Lucy such a long lemur?! It’s alarming!”
”Is that ModSquad worthy situation?” Twilightrose calls, balancing suspiciously like a lemur on a roof beam, her long fluffy tail hanging down form it’s edge.
Raven eats a stick of garlic bread and flicked her ears.
rUDe >:(
Twilightrose glances at her massive stack of garlic bread then at Raven, her eyes narrowed.
”You’d better not think about it, bird.” She meows her voice eerily still.
“Cat-bird,” corrected Raven, transforming the garlic stick into a cloud that rains cardstock Valentine cards.
Wolli curls into a ball watching the chaos unfold. Ae hugs a stuffed rabbit and hopes nobody notices hir.
“Why hello there!” Xe looks down at the ball of fear.
Wolli squeaks out a quiet “hello” before curling in a tighter ball
Twilightrose sees Wolli, and tackles them with a hug.
Wolli is pleasently suprised by the hug and smiles.
Frosts stands on a table. “EVERYONE, STOP PLAYING WITH ELECTRICITY AND WEATHER. IF YOU DON’T I’LL SIC VIPER AND HER PET VIPER, MITTENS, ON Y’ALL!” She climbs down and sits down on a beanie chair that wasn’t there a minute ago.
Viper clutches Mittens to her tightly and gives Frost a terrified look. “Don’t threaten them with Mittens! >:C”
“Fine then bread?”
“Can i hold mittens?” Asks the ever annoying wolli, “pleaseeeeeeeeeee”
Raven magically does a
/weather clear, leaving everyone with no electricity and weather to play with.“>:(” (how do you get da red words?)
“Yes, you’re correct. Magic of course.”
Okay, but really, how do you do it?“Why’d you make the lights go out?” Riverpond shakes her head angrily.
“Ah!” exclaimed Raven. “My mistake.”
She then vanished off of the screen for a moment to tweak with the redstone wiring from behind the Hazelpage.
”I’m Sorceress Supreme”, Twilightrose observes. ”That’s not really an option.
Aquila silently agrees but does not say anything, casting her eyes down so no one can see if they flash gold.
“Gasp?”
“Shushhhh” Aquila whispers, trying not to draw attention to herself.
“Ok.” Frost’s tail flicked back and forth
”Silence mortal!” Twilightrose hisses quietly, ”I know, it’s amazing gazing at the face of power, but please….shhhhhh”
Icepaw stomped around the hazelpage, screaming, “I WANT CHOCOLATE!!!”
Aquila looks up curiously and wonders for a moment if she should use magic to give Icepaw some chocolate. She decides against it though, it would not do well to have the mods notice and take away her magic.
“WE DON’T HAVE ANY!” Frost quickly grabs all the chocolate in the Hazelpage and throws it outside
Raven swished her tail, grabbed her massive garlic bread stick, and dipped it in a swimming pool filled with chocolate. She then yeeted it out the window.
”Massive garlic breadstick!!” Twilightrose exclaims. ”Did that….did you….how could you…”’
Sparkpaw gave Raven a curious look. “Ummmm… what was that for?”
“Nothing,” replied Raven frankly, swishing her tail and making it rain walls of text in the font Comic Sans. “Just Hazelpage weirdness.”
Twilightrose twiched her ear.
”Can’t help you there.” She meows, ”I heard that Viperfrost ate all the chocolate.”
Frosnolga looked at Icepaw, she always had a hot chocolate mix pack just in case. “Here, help yourself,” she said. She noticed the expiration date on the and looked to the side, but then turn back quickly with her eyes open as much as they can. “February 6th 2019???” Frosnolga took it back and threw it into the nearest trash can like nothing had ever happened. “Never mind” she sighed and walked away.
“Here!” Strawberrykit smiled
Sparkpaw jumped up from where she had been curled up around her laptop, trying to work on her NHD website. She then promptly ran into a wall, because apparently getting up too quickly occasionally makes Sparkpaw go blind for a few seconds.
Lil noticed what happened and nods, “that happens to me too”
Shimmer walks in the door with a party hat on her head. “Goodbye, 2020!!” Shimmer hoots before collapsing in a corner in a snoring heap.
“Happy 2021!” Sparkpaw squeaks excitedly.
“Hello 2021!”