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If anyone needs cheering up keep reading the comment. It’s funny moments from the books

Graypaw: Look at me! I stalk like a one legged badger. I think I’ll just sit on a mouse until they surrender

Darkstripe: We can’t take in Yellowfang! We have too many mouths to feed already!
Graypaw: Yeah, and some are bigger that others.
This is funny because Graypaw spoke.

Graypaw: I’d go and see Yellowfang if I were you. She doesn’t look very happy.
Firepaw: Well, here goes. Wish me luck!
Graypaw: You’ll need the whole of Star Clan on your side for this one. Call out if you need a hand. If she looks like she’s going to have you, I’ll sneak up beside her and whack her on the head with a stiff rabbit.

Graystripe: I hope [Whitestorm] has [Sandpaw and Dustpaw] chasing blue squirrels all day.
Fireheart: But there aren’t any blue squirrels.
Graystripe: Exactly.

Silverstream: You idiot! What are you doing in my territory?
Graystripe: Drowning?
Silverstream: Can’t you drown yourself in your own territory?
Graystripe: Ah, but who would rescue me there?

Berrypaw worrying about his warrior name being Berrystumpytail. This in turn makes Jaypaw worried that he’ll be named after his blindness, and Hollypaw jokes that his name could be Jayno-eyes.

Jayfeather: Mousefur, for the last time-
Mousefur: The last time? Good. Go away.

Blackstar: “Welcome to my clan. Rest here and take your pick of the fresh-kill pile.”
Lionblaze: “Who are you and what have you done with Blackstar?”

In Fading Echoes, when Squirrelflight finds out a ShadowClan warrior died after becoming unable to move, she thinks it was because he couldn’t get the fresh-kill pile and starved.

Yellowfang: Tell me, what don’t I know?
Jayfeather: Where do I start?

Birchfall: Didn’t you see the bramble thicket in front of you?
Ivypool: Oh, sure. I just walked into it for fun.

After Dovewing learns that Jayfeather has returned from Moonpool, she is worried about him and asks Bumblestripe whether Jayfeather was fine. Bumblestripe replies with this:
Bumblestripe: “He snapped at Hazeltail for getting in the way, hissed at Cherrypaw for trampling on Ferncloud’s moss, and ordered Foxleap and Toadstep to fetch comfrey. So I guess he’s fine.”

Rock: According to tradition, [kits] are named for the first thing their mother sees when they are born, although to my mind that would lead to a lot of kits being called Roof of Cave or Wall of Cave or Floor of Cave.

On Hawkfrost’s page, he comments that “Tigerstar must have jumped for joy when he saw that one of his sons shared his hunger [for power]”. The mental image of big, scary, ferocious Tigerstar jumping up and down in joy is hilarious.

Ravenpaw’s Path
In Shattered Peace, the scene when Ravenpaw gets his tongue stuck to ice. The following exchange is priceless.
Barley: “You were gone for a while. Everything okay?”
Ravenpaw: “Yeth. Everything’th fine.”
Barley: “Are you talking funny?”
Ravenpaw: “No.”
Barley: “Are you sure? Cause it sounds like you’re talking a little-”
Ravenpaw: “No. Eat your mousth.”

One funny scene takes place at the Gathering.
Leafstar: “Does anyone have any suggestions?”
Lichenfur: “How about you get us fresh bedding once in a while?”

During a Gathering, Willowpaw complains to Crookedjaw about how her sister Graypaw is such a showoff because she’s boastfully demonstrating her fishing moves to the other attending apprentices. Mischievously, Crookedjaw suggests that Willowpaw go over and demonstrate how loud Graypaw snores. Willowpaw laughs and says she isn’t sure if the Clans are quite ready for that.

Hehehe most of these made me laugh really hard. Hopefully they did the same thing for you!