Official discussion page for Keeper of the Lost Cities!
I hear you. Many people have been asking for it, so at long last, here it is!

Official discussion page for Keeper of the Lost Cities!
I hear you. Many people have been asking for it, so at long last, here it is!
Thank you so much to everyone who participated in this year’s gift exchange! As always, your creations were absolutely wonderful and you never fail to blow me away with your talent and creativity! To find your name in...
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The seventh edition of the Blog Monthly is here – written by Lil, fresh off the printing press Hello, everyone!! The Blog Monthly is back and better than ever! I hope you all love this edition, in my opinion it is one...
KOTLC MEMES ARE BACKKKKKKKK
Linh: KEEFE WHY IS TAM IN THE HOSPITAL???
Keefe: I DON’T KNOW
Keefe: I SAID “breathe if you like me”
Keefe: AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE TAM STARTED GOING BLUE
Keefe: AND THEN HE FELL OVER
Keefe: Oh wait now I know why he went blue
AND ANOTHER
Keefe: Sophie and Fitz sitting in a tree
Sophie: Keefe Sencen get away from me
Keefe: First comes love, then comes marriage
Sophie: And Keefe Sencen with spinal damage
ANOTHER
Keefe: You need to stop treating me like every decision I make is a dangerous one! When was the last time I actually did something insane?
Sophie: *pulls out a massive scroll* Do you want the list in alphabetical or chronological order?
AND ANOTHER
*at a slumber party*
The gang: *is awoken by some mysterious noises* *walks around until they find Sophie in a party hat*
Biana: What are you doing?
Sophie: Celebrating the death of my dear sanity and sleep schedule, I made cake
Keefe: *has already put on a hat and is eating cookies*
ONE MORE
*The Dizznees at a restaurant*
Waiter: So how can I help you today?
Rex, Lex and Bex: WE WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN
Waiter: *thoroughly shook*
Dex: *slow facepalm* They want /eggs/
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LOLLLLL XDD
HAHAHAHA
THESE ARE TOO FUNNY I CAN’TTTT 😛😛😛😛
YES
*claps* BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL! 😀
I started rereading KotLC and I think I’m on team Foster-Keefe now 😛
You weren’t before???????
FINALLY I FINISHED STELLARLUNE >:D
(Even though this is @ weeks late and yes I know I put a @ there I’ll just use symbols for Numbers….)
More memesssssss
Sophie: Hey Biana, what happened to Tam?
Biana: What’s Tam doing?
Sophie: He’s running around like a headless chicken, screaming his head off…
Biana: Huh, that’s a weird reaction…
Sophie: To what?
Biana: Nevermind.
Sophie: Just tell me what happened.
Biana: He saw Keefe approaching him under the mistletoe and bolted.
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What people think Dex is saying when he talks in technopath language to gadgets: Security… Database… Logs, caches, etc.
What he’s actually saying: Stupid Wonderboy… stupid… Sophie, etc.
One day:
Gadgets: Thank god that brat’s gone, I’m sick of hearing him complain about teal eyes!
Dex: ARGH! And then the teal eyes AND then the mushy staring!
Gadgets: SOMEONE KILL US NOW
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Bronte: I got you a friendship bracelet!
Fintan: Nice! Put it on me!
Bronte:
Fintan:
Bronte:
Fintan: These are handcuffs
Bronte: Yes
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Keefe: I have very high standards. I only fall in love with graceful-
Sophie: *Stumbles into the room, knocking over a vase, startling two cats and landing flat on her face*
Keefe:
Keefe:
Keefe: I want that one
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT! ME FINDING MEMES ON THE INTERNET!
I love these memes Shimmz!
Why do I already know all of those 😛
YESSSS I LOVE THESE
I love these memes 🙂
HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOUR MEMES SHIMMZ 😛
omggg those are so funny!!
More memes :D
Fitz: How are you feeling?
Tam: Fine, except for this headache that comes and goes
Keefe: *enters the room*
Tam: There it is again
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Fitz: Here’s a list I put together of potential suspects
Sophie: Fitz… your name is on this list
Fitz: I don’t remember where I was that night, Sophie.
Fitz: Therefore, I have no alibi.
Fitz: I have been tailing myself for the last three days
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Dex: Which country has the most birds?
Keefe: Portu-geese
Keefe: Wait-
Dex: That’s a language/
Keefe: Portu-gull
Dex: Nice recovery
Keefe: Don’t you mean nice re-dove-ry?
Tam: Turkey, how did you miss Turkey?
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Mr. Forkle: As of now there will be no pets in the hideout.
Biana: That’s so unfair
Sophie: What about Iggy?
Mr. Forkle: Yes, that includes Iggy too.
Tam: Well dang man, we can’t just throw Keefe out like that.
Keefe: HEY!
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Keefe, in Florence: Ah yes! Baguettes. The snakes of bread. We will take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.
French Baker: What?
Sophie: Ignore him
I CAN’T EVEN-
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOLL XD
Following Shimmz’s example, here are some KOTLC memes!
Oralie: Is it true you shouted at Councillor Alina?
Sophie: Yes
Oralie: You called her a liar?
Sophie: Yes
Oralie: You told her Fintan was back?
Sophie: Yes
Oralie: Have a custard burst, Foster
(Harry Potter reference 😛)
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Dex: *hands Sophie gun* Shoot either Keefe or Fitz or everyone’s dead
Sophie: *trembling* O-okay *sighs* I’ll do it
Fitz: Sophie, I just want to le you know… I love you
(Way too sappy 🤢)Keefe: C’mon Foster, you’re my only hope
Sophie: *points gun at Fitz and shoots* *nothing happens* THERE’S NO BULLET!!!
Dex: Well, now we know who she likes better
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Physic: Your granddaughter the moonlark is very impressive with those powers, Mr. Forkle
Mr. Forkle: Huh? She’s not my granddaughter!
Physic: Surely she is! What other living elf can stand to be around you?
Keefe: I thought she your granddaughter was too, I just thought that we weren’t supposed to say anything about it.
Mr. Forkle: I-Alright, if you thought Sophie was my granddaughter, raise your hand.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Mr. Forkle: Sophie, put your hand down
Sophie: Sorry Grandpa-I mean, Mr. Forkle
Mr. Forkle: *Facepalms* *sighs* You kids
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Sophie: Bye you guys, I’m going out
Edaline: What’s rule #1?
Sophie: anything is legal as long as the Council isn’t around
Edaline: NO, what-
Grady: That’s my girl
Edaline: GRADY!!!
Hah I already posted most of those :p
😛
Hahaha
More memes!
Keefe: Fitzy should I tell Sophie that I like her?
Sophie: I’m not Fitz, I’m Sophie, and who’s her?
Sophie: Does she go to Foxfire?
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Keefe: Can you guys help me? I need to make a play of my life for school
Biana: What do you need help with?
Keefe: I need you to act out the parts
Linh: Who should we be?
Keefe: You can be my mom and Fitz can be my dad
Fitz: I don’t want to be your dad
Keefe: Perfect! You already know all your lines
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Keefe: UM, FOSTER
Keefe: FOSTER
Sophie: NO
Keefe: But you don’t even know what I want
Sophie: Did you blow up something?
Keefe: Pfft, what makes you think that?
Keefe: yes
I LOVE THESE!!!!!!!
THESE ARE THE BEST MEMES EVER
The first one really shows how oblivious Sophie is 😛
the first one though… XDD
Chapter 42…
💖💖💖💖💖
I’m on book two and I’ve already gotten spoilers
Thanks guys 😀
No problem 😉
😀 😀
MEMESSSS
Cassius: What are you doing?
Keefe: Drawing a family portrait.
Cassius: But that’s you next to two trash bins…
Keefe: And?
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Forkle: Alright, I have an activity for you guys. We’re going to take this box, and we’re going to put things we love in it.
Sophie: Can I put Linh in the box?
Forkle: No, it’s-
Biana: Can I put Linh in the box?
Forkle: No, you can’t-
Wylie: Can I put Linh in the box?
Forkle: No! You’re not supposed to-
Tam: Can I put Linh in the box?
Forkle: NO ONE is putting Miss Linh in the box!
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Tam: Can I high five you?
Keefe: Sure!
Tam: In the face?
Keefe: I don’t like how this is going…
Tam: With a chair? *picks up chair*
Keefe: *runs*
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Grady: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Edaline: You’re a hazard to society.
Sophie: And a coward. DO TWENTY
🤣🤣🤣
Keefe’s family portrait is very accurate
Everyone likes Linh
I can see that happening
C’mon Grady, you can do it!
I- *tries desperately not to laugh*
*laughs*
yes we need more
moreeeee!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have no words
I’ve gotten book 2 :DDDDDDDDDDD
I actually almost finished already but yeah 😛
Yay!
Hurray! Everblaze is boringly-fun because it’s so sad ;(
oh well I’m going to get it as soon as humanly possible 😀
Help
I can’t wait for book 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAMEEE
SAME
*sends help*
Exile has been finished
I’m getting Everblaze on Monday as long as it’s at my library and if it’s not I’m going to scream
It better be >:(
meme time
Tam: I have no fears.
Linh: What if you woke up one day and Dex was taller than you?
Tam: I have one fear
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Biana: Okay, so basically, when someone says something really cool, you say “wig”
Keefe: Okay
*later*
Sophie: Keefe, I’ve been meaning to tell you this for the longest time… I think I’m in love with you
Keefe: W-wig
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Keefe: No, seriously! What does Fitz have that I don’t?
Sophie: Keefe, please, I-
Keefe: I can say your name in a British accent if you want!
Sophie: Keefe-
Keefe: SOFAY
😛
*tries and fails to not laugh*