Official discussion page for Keeper of the Lost Cities!
I hear you. Many people have been asking for it, so at long last, here it is!

Official discussion page for Keeper of the Lost Cities!
I hear you. Many people have been asking for it, so at long last, here it is!
Thank you so much to everyone who participated in this year’s gift exchange! As always, your creations were absolutely wonderful and you never fail to blow me away with your talent and creativity! To find your name in...
Okay, so this post is a little later than what I would’ve wanted, but I’ve had a busy week 😛 I’m also a little tired, so, only one cat pic this time 😛 You’re getting plenty from Cadvent, anyway...
The seventh edition of the Blog Monthly is here – written by Lil, fresh off the printing press Hello, everyone!! The Blog Monthly is back and better than ever! I hope you all love this edition, in my opinion it is one...
It’s funny how everyone complains about Pinestar being 20 moons older than Leopard foot but nobody even talks about the fact that Alden is 100 years older than Della 😛
I-
maybe it’s because elves don’t age and Alden and della were both adults when they met? idk 😛
Kotlc memes ’cause everyone’s doing it 😛
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(I made this one)
Sophie : Keefe, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO BE SMART THIS ONE TIME?!?!?!?!?!
Keefe : Yeah, that might actually kill me
Sophie : Not the crazy murderous pyrokinetic behind you?
*Fintan burning stuff in the background*
Keefe : Nah, that’s just a minor inconvenience
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(Not mine)
*Sophie and her friends are at a sleepover at Havenfield*
Baina : What time is it
Sophie : Pass me the recorder
*Sophie plays the recorder loudly*
Grady : WHO IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2AM?!?!?!?!?!
Sophie : It’s 2am
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(This has probably been posted before but still)
Keefe : Sophie I need help with my homework
Sophie : Ok Keefe, let’s say you have ten pieces of mallowmelt and Tan asks for one, how many pieces of mallowmelt do you have left?
Keefe : Ten
Sophie : Lemme rephrase this; you have ten pieces of mallowmelt and Tan FORCIBLY takes one. How many do you have left?
Keefe : Ten and a dead Tam
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Hope you enjoyed 🙂
XD
I love the second one sm 😛
Haha sorry ’bout the page flip 😛
Random Kotlc theories :
– Bronte and Vespera are siblings
– Keefe is gonna be the one who kills Alvar
– Gisela was actually dead the entire time (if you want I can elaborate since it’s really confusing)
I also have this crazy theory about how Keefe’s new ability(s) works, but I’m not going to write it here ’cause it’s really long 😛
Anyways byeeeeee
-Lilypaw/tail
Please elaborate 🤔
Memes because i just have to
Keefe: Hey it’s keefe
Sophie: How did you get my number?
keefe: SOPHIE FOSTER, HOW DARE YOU TEXT ME. FINALLS ARE TOMORROW YET YOU ARE SITTING HERE SLACKING OFF. I AM APPALED
Sophie: you have problems
Keefe: thanks
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Dex is:
Underrated
Ignored
Rejected
Forgotten
Left behind
Conclusion:
Dex is Thanksgiving
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Christmas:
Tam: Jingle bells, Keefe smells
Keefe bursts into the room: Tam has awful hair!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I finally finished Lodestar, and now I’ve just started reading Nightfall!
Yay!!!!! Lodestar and Nightfall are some of my favourite books 😀
I just started reading Everblaze!
yayyy! it’s really good :DD
Yeah it isss I’m halfway through it now 😀
Nice! I just finished it
i just finished it too 😛
If you think the cliffhangers you’ve seen are bad… read the Stellarlune one
Just thought I’d warn you 🙂
I’m trying not to read too fast so I won’t have to wait for book 10 to come out but it’s soooo hard aghhhh 😭😭
I think I started a trend with those memes 😛
yup 😛
Memes
Grady: How was school?
Sophie: Okay… I had to go to the principal’s office
Grady: Why? What did you do?
Sophie: Councillor Bronte pointed at me and said “At the end of this finger is an incompetent elf” and I asked him which end
Grady: HAHAHA YOU MAKE ME PROUD! YOU’RE NOT EVEN GROUNDED 😀
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Keefe: It’s a beautiful day, isn’t it, Foster?
Sophie: Keefe, what did you do?
Keefe: I didn’t do anything, I’m innocent!
Sophie: Fitz what did he do
Fitz: He pushed Tam into a pile of mastodon poop
Keefe: HE TRIPPED
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Sophie: BIANA HAVE YOU SEEN KEEFE
Sophie: HE COVERED MY BEDROOM CEILING WITH MISTLETOE
Sophie: AND NOW I’M AFRAID TO GO IN THERE IN CASE HE’S THERE
Biana: Oh geez I’ll call him
Biana: He didn’t answer
Sophie: I JUST HEARD RINGING IN MY BEDROOM
Sophie: I heard “WHAT THE HECK WHO’S CALLING ME HANG UP HANG UP HANG UP” coming from my bedroom
Biana: OOOO I have an idea. Let’s send Fitz into your room.
omgg those are hilarious!!
the first one is genius 😛
omg haha XD
I just finished Nightfall!
Unrelated, but did you know that Vacker means Beautiful in Swedish, and Alvar means Serious? 😛
So Alvar’s name is Seriously Beautiful…
XD
You Belong With Me Sokeefe Edition
You’re on the phone with the Fitzter, he’s upset
He’s going off about something that you haven’t yet said
‘Cause he doesn’t get your feelings like I do
I’m in the room, it’s a typical Tuesday night
I’m pranking Ro which he wouldn’t like
And he’ll never know your story like I do
But he has teal eyes
Mine are ice blue
He’s you cognate, and I’m a guy who knows you
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you’re looking for has been here the whole time
If you could see that I’m the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
So, why can’t you see?
You belong with me
You belong with me
Walk in the garden with you in your worn-out tunic
I can’t help thinking this is how it ought to be
Laughing in detention thinking to myself
Hey, isn’t this easy?
And you’ve got a smile
That can light up this whole town
I haven’t seen it in a while
Since he brought you down
You say you’re fine, I know you better than that
Hey, what you doing with a guy like that?
He’s a Telepath
I know what you’re feeling
He’s your first friend, and I’m just following
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you’re looking for has been here the whole time
If you could see that I’m the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
So, why can’t you see?
You belong with me
Standing by and waiting in your bedroom
All this time how could you not know, Sophie?
You belong with me
You belong with me
Oh, I remember you leaping to my house
In the middle of the night
I’m the one who makes you laugh
When you know you’re ’bout to cry
And I know your favorite things
And you tell me ’bout your fears
Think I know where you belong
Think I know it’s with me
Can’t you see that I’m the one
Who understands you?
Been here all along
So, why can’t you see?
You belong with me
Standing by and waiting in your bedroom
All this time how could you not know, Sophie?
You belong with me
You belong with me
You belong with me
Have you ever thought just maybe
You belong with me?
You belong with me
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Now you know what I do when I’m bored 😛 (it only took me like 10 minutes to write lol)
amazing!! :O <33
OMG THAT IS GENIUS OH MY STARCLAN I LOVE IT 🤩 I need to try smth like that omg
it fits perfectly 👌<3
Was not planning on doing this but… a dare’s a dare, right? 😛
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Stay Stay Stay Sokeefe Edition (Sophie POV) (original by Taytay Swifffffffft, remake by me)
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I’m pretty sure we almost broke up last night
I threw my Imparter across the room at you
I was expecting some dramatic turn away
But you stayed
This morning I said we should talk about it
‘Cause I knew you should never leave a fight unresolved
That’s when you came in with your awesome hair
And said, “Okay, let’s talk”
And I said
Stay, stay, stay
I’ve been loving you for quite some time, time, time
You think that I’m cute when I’m mad, mad, mad
But I think that it’s best if we both stay
Before you, I’d only dated Ritz Savoury Cracker
Who took all of his anger out on me
But you lift my spirits up and now I’m always laughing
And I love you, because you have given me no choice but to
Stay, stay, stay
I’ve been loving you for quite some time, time, time
You think that I’m cute when I’m mad, mad, mad
But I think that it’s best if we both stay
Stay, stay, stay
You took the time to memorize me
My fears, my emotion and dreams
I just like hanging out with you
All the time
All those times that you didn’t leave
It’s been occurring to me
I’d like to hang out with you
For my whole life
Stay
And I’ll be loving you for quite some time
No one else is gonna love me when I get mad, mad, mad
So I think that it’s best if we both stay, stay, stay
Stay, stay, stay
Stay, stay, stay
I’ve been loving you for quite some time, time, time
You think that I’m cute when I’m mad, mad, mad
But I think that it’s best if we both stay
Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay
Stay, stay, stay
I’ve been loving you for quite some time, time, time
You think that I’m cute when I’m mad, mad, mad
I think that it’s best if we both stay
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Second Taylor-Swift-song-remake for KOTLC 😛 (the other was way better lol)
Edit: :O WHO’S THE SPEEDY MODDO?!?!
I think the speedy dodo’s Lil, right?
noooo
That… was fast modding 😛
Beautiful haha
Yeah, a dare’s a dare >:)
I am soooooo getting you back for this Shimmz, just you wait >:)))))))))))))
I’m not scared >:D
A dare’s a dare, so here you go, Emmz >:D
Mr. Perfectly Fine but Sofitz version >:)
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Mr. “Teal eyes”
Mr. “Cognate guy”
Mr. “Looked me in the eyes and told me you would never go and hide”
Everything was right
Mr. “I’ve been searching for you all my life”
Mr. “Every single day until the end, I will be by your side”
But that was when I got to know Mr. “Change of heart”
Mr. “Wants to know the truth, ” I fall apart
It takes everything in me just to get up each day
But it’s wonderful to see that you’re okay
Hello, Mr. “Perfectly fine”
How’s your heart after breaking mine?
Mr. “Always at the right place at the right time, ” baby
Hello Mr. “Casually cruel”
Mr. “Everything revolves around you”
I’ve been Ms. “Misery” since your goodbye
And you’re Mr. “Perfectly fine”
Mr. “Never told me why”
Mr. “Never had to see me cry”
Mr. “Insincere apology so he doesn’t look like the bad guy”
He goes about his day
Forgets he ever even heard my name
Well, I thought you might be different
In the end, I guess you’re all the same
And now he spends all his time tryin’ to make me see
But why would I change my mind, when I could have Keefe? (haha 😛)
And I never got past what you put me through
But it’s wonderful to see that it never fazed you
Hello, Mr. “Perfectly fine”
How’s your heart after breaking mine?
Mr. “Always at the right place at the right time, ” baby
Hello, Mr. “Casually cruel”
Mr. “Everything revolves around you”
I’ve been Ms. “Misery” since your goodbye
And you’re Mr. “Perfectly fine”
So dignified with your teal eyes
Get my attention, so strategized
Sashay your way to your seat
It’s the best seat, in the best room
Oh, he’s so smug, Mr. “We’re Cognates”
So far above me in every sense
So far above feeling anything
And it’s really such a shame
It’s such a shame
‘Cause I was Ms. “Here to stay”
Now I’m Ms. “Gonna be alright, someday”
And someday, maybe you’ll miss me
But by then, you’ll be Mr. “Too late”
Goodbye, Mr. “Perfectly fine”
How’s your heart after breaking mine?
Mr. “Always at the right place at the right time, ” baby
Goodbye, Mr. “Casually cruel”
Mr. “Everything revolves around you”
I’ve been Ms. “Misery” for the last time
And you’re Mr. “Perfectly fine”
You’re perfectly fine
Mr. “Look me in the eye and told me you would never go away”
You said you’d never go away
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What did you think?
Beautiful Shimmz, just beautiful (“Mr. We’re Cognates—” OMG STOP 🤣🤣🤣)
Haha thanks 😛
I’m surprised you didn’t react more to the ‘Mr. “Teal eyes”’ and the ‘why would I change my mind, when I could have Keefe’ 😛😛
And no, I won’t stop, thank you very much 😉
YEAH HAVE KEEFE!
THIS IS PERFECTION
The “But why would I change my mind when I could have Keefe?” 😛😛😛😛😛😛