Reasons Why I Dislike Stormtail by Hollypool

Hollypool explains why they don’t like Stormtail.

Hello everyone! It’s me again, Hollypool. Today, I’m gonna share my opinions on Stormtail. There will be spoilers for Bluestar’s prophecy! To all the Stormtail fans out there, please stop reading now. You’re still reading? Okay then, let’s get started with this article!

I fact I hate about him is the whole Moonflower thing. I mean, she’s always looked up to him ever since she was a kit, and became his mate! MEANWHILE, Stormtail practically ghosted her and her kits, and OPENLY flirting with Dappletail! Who do you want as a mate, make up your mind!

Worse, when Moonflower died, he mourned for 0.001 second and went, “MARRY ME DAPPLETAIL!” Like, what the Starclan?! And don’t forget, Stormtail and Moonflower had kits, and Moonflower always loved him her entire life! She honestly didn’t deserve this mouse-brain.

Also, I hate that he doesn’t even spend time with his mate or kits. Moonflower states that he’s just a great warrior and is always busy. WELL EXCUSE ME?! Adderfang was a great warrior too! How come HE had the time to visit his kit?! Bluestar spent her childhood trying to impress her bee-brained father. Can’t he see that he has a perfect mate, two perfect daughters, and a perfect life?! HONESTLY, Stormtail! Oh yes, and don’t forget, when Tawnyspots went ill, Sunstar chose ADDERFANG as deputy, NOT Stormtail. Ahem, what were you saying about being Stormtail important? Sigh.

And also, Goosefeather never liked Stormtail. If only if Moonflower listened to him. Stormtail is honestly just so… I have no words.

Oh yeah, Stormtail was brave! So the other warrior cats weren’t? Was he the only one who threw himself into battle for his clan? I don’t think so… There is no excuses for him to just ignore his kits and mates, and completely forget about them the moment Moonflower died. “DaPpLeTaIl Is sO gReAt!” So I guess Moonflower is just a leaf? And Bluestar? And Snowfur? They’re just leaves and air?

Anyways, I’m going to finish up this article on why I dislike Stormtail. Let me know in the comments how you think! Hollypool out!