Eclipsefrost puts the Warrior Cats Wikipedia article through Google Translate.

Hello everyone, it’s Eclipsefrost here with another translation article! The following nonsense is what I got when I translated Wikipedia’s summary of the Warriors series through half the languages available on Google Translate. I hope you find it as funny as I do!
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Warriors (also known as Warrior Cats) is a series of novels based on the adventures and drama of multiple Clans of feral cats. The series is primarily set in fictional forests. Published by HarperCollins, the series is written by authors Kate Cary and Cherith Baldry, as well as others, under the collective pseudonym Erin Hunter. The concept and plot of the pilot series were developed by series editor, Victoria Holmes.
Translation:
The Warriors (also known as Warrior Cats) is a series based on the adventures and drama of various wild animals. Most of the action of the series takes place in a surreal forest. Published by HarperCollins, the series stars writers Kitchen Curry and Sheriff Balderdash as Erin Hunter. Series editor Victoria Holmes came up with the concept and story of flying.
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There are currently eight sub-series (“arcs”), each containing six books: The Prophecies Begin, The New Prophecy, Power of Three, Omen of the Stars, Dawn of the Clans, A Vision of Shadows, The Broken Code, and A Starless Clan. Other books have been released in addition to the main series, including lengthier “Super Edition” novels, several novellas, many guide books, several volumes of original English language manga, and graphic novels. The series has also been translated into several languages.
Translation:
There are now nine six-page subsections: Origin of Prophecy, New Prophet, Third Force, Astrology, Shadow, Crusade and Family. In addition to the main non-star book series, there are other books, including “super edition” longer stories, some short stories, more travel guidebooks, more manga originals, and illustrations. The series has been translated into many languages.
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The series first began when publisher HarperCollins asked Victoria Holmes to write a fantasy series about feral cats. Holmes was initially not enthusiastic, since she “couldn’t imagine coming up with enough ideas.” She worked with the concept, however, expanding the storyline with elements of war, politics, revenge, doomed love, and religious conflict. Although the original plan was for a stand-alone novel, enough material was created for several books, and the publisher decided on a six-volume series. The first volume, Into the Wild, was written by Kate Cary under the pseudonym “Erin Hunter” and was completed in about three months. Holmes then began to work behind the scenes, editing and supervising details. Cherith Baldry joined the team to write the third book, Forest of Secrets. Later, after she wrote the first Warriors field guide, Tui Sutherland became the fourth author to use the pseudonym Erin Hunter.
Translation:
The series began when the publisher HarperCollins commissioned Victoria Holmes to create a fantasy series about monsters. Holmes was initially unhappy because he “thought there wouldn’t be much of an idea”. But as he worked on the idea, the story morphed into war, politics, revenge, destructive love, and religious conflict. While the original plan was one book at a time, the author decided to publish a total of six volumes due to the volume of the book. The first episode of In the Wild, titled “Erin Hunter,” was written by Kitchen Curry and completed in three months. Holmes then began organizing and managing background information. Sheriff Balderdash joined the team and wrote the third volume of The Hidden Forest. Toy Sutherland was then written by a fourth author, Erin Hunter, a first-time field candidate.
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The authors have named several other authors as sources of inspiration when writing the novels. In an online author chat, Cherith Baldry listed the authors that inspire her as including Tolkien, Ursula K. Le Guin, and Shakespeare. In the same chat, Victoria Holmes stated that Jacqueline Wilson, Kathy Reichs, and J. K. Rowling are some of the authors that inspire her. According to the official website, other authors who have inspired the writers include Enid Blyton, Lucy Daniels, Ellis Peters, Tess Gerritsen, Kate Ellis, Lisa Gardiner, and Meg Cabot. The authors have also mentioned several other sources of inspiration. The New Forest in southern England was the base for the forest where the series takes place. Other influential locations include Loch Lomond, as well as the Scottish Highlands. Nicholas Culpeper, a physician who used materials occurring in the natural world as medicine, also had an influence on the Warriors series. His book, Culpeper’s Herbal, is used as a source by the authors for the many herbal remedies that the cats use. The film series Rambo has also been cited as a source of inspiration.
Translation:
Arsonists are influenced by army moms when writing books. Author reviews online Sheriff Balderdash says Ursula K. Tolkien and others. He cited Le Guin and Shakespeare as writers who inspired him. Also, Victoria Holmes is friends with Jacqueline Wilson, Kathy Rice and Jay Kansas. Rowling influenced her more than any other writer. Other contributing authors include Enid Blyton, Lucy Daniels, Alice Peters, Tess Gerritsen, Kate Ellis, Lisa Gardiner and Meg Cabot, according to the official spiderweb. The authors make several other points. The woodland series takes place in the New Forest in southern England. Other attractions include Loch Lomond and the Scottish Highlands. Dr. ALS. The Warrior project was inspired by Nicholas Kolber, a scientist. For some herbs for dogs, the authors refer to Culpeper’s Herbal Remedies. The Rambo series has also been cited as a source of inspiration.
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The Warriors universe centers around a large group of feral cats who initially reside in a forest, and later, around a lake. The cats are split into five groups called Clans: ThunderClan, WindClan, RiverClan, ShadowClan, and SkyClan. Each Clan has adapted to its own terrain. Relationships between different Clans are usually tense and they often come into conflict with one another. However, the Clans also sometimes show concern for each other; the idea of one Clan being destroyed usually causes deep distress and prompts urgent action on behalf of all Clans. The Clans have a unique naming and hierarchy system, in that their names are generally determined by their rank in the Clan.
Translation:
The Warrior world focuses primarily on the large monsters of the desert. Cats are divided into five tribes: Thunder Tribe, Wind Tribe, River Tribe, Shadow Tribe and Sky Tribe. Every family knows where he preaches. Relationships between different families are strained and monolithic. But sometimes families have only one interest. The idea of family separation is so disturbing that all families can react immediately. Lists and organization of families are scarce and usually result from the family system.
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The Clan cats have a faith system based on the concept of StarClan, a group of the spirits of the Clans’ deceased ancestors, who occasionally provide guidance to the living Clan cats. After death, the spirits of most Clan cats join StarClan and reside in a paradisaical forest similar to Heaven. StarClan often provides guidance to the Clans through dreams and other signs like omens. In addition to StarClan, there exists the Dark Forest, also known as The Place of No Stars, which takes the form of a never-ending forest. The spirits of cats who caused great pain and suffering to others while alive reside there as a form of punishment.
Translation:
The Mountain Cats is a belief based on the StarClan, a group of deceased clan ancestors that are sometimes led by living Mountain Cats. After death, the souls of many dog breeds join Star Fury and live in the Blue Sky Forests. In general, the tribe is guided by the stars, for example, through dreams and other omens. In addition to the Star Family, there is a dark forest called the Starless World that resembles an endless forest. What a punishment for the life of a dog who caused so much pain and suffering to others in his life.
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Cats who live outside of the Clans are categorized into three groups: housecats, referred to as “kittypets” by Clan cats, who are looked down upon for their cozy and lazy lifestyle; loners, who are cats who live outside of the Clans, usually by themselves; and rogues, cats who live on their own and intend to do harm to the Clans. In some instances, stray cats may form large groups of their own. It is rare for a stray cat to join a Clan, as outsiders are generally distrusted and scorned by Clan cats.
Translation:
Nonfamily dogs fall into three categories: domestic dogs are discouraged by their quiet and lazy lifestyle, and family dogs are referred to as “cats”; Strangers are lonely dogs. Also a strong and isolated bird
Well, that’s all for today, since this article is already really long! Let me know what you think in the comments!
This…is the funniest thing I’ve ever read please do a part two I laughed so hard at the translation of paragraph four! Maybe for a part 2 you could do the plot for the different arcs just an idea! Anyway amazing articule
Great article!
“Kitchen curry”………… OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER I LOVE THIS ARTICLE AHHHHHHHH!! Great article, pls do part 2!
“Arsonists are influenced by army moms when writing books” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 And also, Sheriff Balderdash🤣🤣🤣
“Kitchen Curry”!!! Hmmmm what if……… Welcome to blogclan.kitchencurry.googletranslatemadethis (Geez I’m laughing so hard rn)
WHAT HAS GOOGLE TRANSLATE DONE also great article!
OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER XD
I love the authors Kitchen Curry and Sheriff Balderdash :DDD
and wait…
“Arsonists are influenced by army moms when writing books”
HOW DOES THIS THING KNOW ABOUT THE APPRENTICE ARMY DUDE
Lol
“The series began when the publisher HarperCollins commissioned Victoria Holmes to create a fantasy series about monsters.”
LOL, imagine if HarperCollins convinced Vicky to write about cars instead of cats because of a little typo, but Vicky took it in stride and wrote a weirdly emotional and violent series about a bunch of automobiles. Do you think the camps would be parking lots and the Clans are based on what type of car you are? (e.g. FerrariClan, TeslaClan, etc.)
Also it looks like cats and dogs are the same thing now. No wonder the Clans are so hostile. Brings more meaning to the phrase “raining cats and dogs.”
LOL AWESOME ARTICLE! KITCHEN CURRY I CAN’T
NO…. “Arsonists are influenced by army moms when writing books” WHAT?!?! WHY? THIS MADE ME LAUGH SOOOO HARD!
“Arsonists are influenced by army moms” WHEEZE-
Loved this, 20/10 :3 Kitchen Curry is actually Kate Cary in disguise- don’t trust her, she’s secretly a pot of kitchen curry!! /lhj
‘Kitchen Curry’ and ‘Sheriff Balderdash’ may be the funniest things I’ve ever read
Hang on…if Kate Cary is Kitchen Curry…then the URL must now be blogfamily.kitchencurry.co.uk