Warrior names taken literally! by Fallowpaw

Fallowpaw takes some warrior names literally.

Hi there! I felt like making this so yeah 😛 Big thank you to Holz for the inspiration!

Fireheart: So that’s why he can’t let go of Spottedleaf. His heart is simply on fire for her!

Graystripe: Dude, your name being taken literally is good for you. Poor boy, the Erins literally gave you the suffix -stripe while you don’t even have stripes normally.

Ravenpaw: Wait, is that cats flying?! And it has… eight wings, at its paws?! I think I need to see a doctor…

Sandstorm: AAAAAAAAAH IT’S A SAND STORM!!! EVACUATE THE CAMP!!!

Dustpelt: Oh, is that a cat? (touches ‘cat’, ‘cat’ falls apart) Oh no, it was just some dust.

Brambleclaw: How is Squilf still alive??? If he’d attack her with those claws every time they fight, she’d be dead by now!

Squirrelflight: Ooooooooooh, now I get it! She can shapeshift into a squirrel and fly away every time!

Leafpool: A pool… of leaves? Meh, I prefer water

Tawnypelt: Same as Graystripe, finally her pelt matches her name, by being tawny, INSTEAD OF FLIPPIN’ CALICO

Feathertail: Fancy :O I guess Crookedstar’s grandaughter has some privileges!

Stormfur: OH NO, THUNDERCLAN CAN’T EVACUATE AND GO TO RIVERCLAN, CUZ GUESS WHAT??? THERE’S A STORM THERE TOO!!!

Lionblaze: Oh, don’t worry, it’s just Firestar gen, being on fire is normal in his fam

Hollyleaf: Ouch! I think I stepped on her! My foot!

Jayfeather: Ooooooh, there’s a jay, how beautiful! Why does it look so grumpy tho?

Dovewing: A wing of a dove… without an actual dove… Meanwhile Goosefeather: iT’s An OmEn We’Re ScReWeDdDdDdDdD

Ivypool: FIRST LEAVES, NOW IVY?! WHAT’S WRONG WITH ALL THOSE POOLS?!

Alderheart: He has a wooden heart. That’s the reason he’s the only medicine cat without a mate, he can’t really love anybody with that dumb alder wood

Needletail: I think I won’t tell her I hate her now… I don’t wanna be stabbed with that thing…

Twigbranch: Wow. Awesome. A twig. No, a branch. How interesting. Totally not boring and generic.

Violetshine: SlAaAaAaAaAaYyY! I guess Hawkwing’s daughter has her privileges too!

Shadowsight: So for him everything looks like a shadow? He must be depressed by now…

Rootspring: Bruh, pick one. Are you gonna be a tree or water? ‘You can’t live with a paw in each world’, Lionheart would say.

Bristlefrost: It’s freezing so your fur bristles cuz it’s cold? Can’t blame you.

So yeah, that was it! I might make a part two! Byeeeeeeeeee