BlogClan Tavern Two, Electric Boogaloo

OMG I DOMT KNOW IF ANY OF YOU WATCH THE TOIR DE FRANCE, BUT I TOTALLY DO, AND I SUPPORT SKY FOREVER! AND CHRIS FROOME AND LIKE TODAY WAS LIKE ARRRRGGGAAAGARAGARAFGARA ARABBAJAVNWJWHMWBWJJW…….. TAKES A DEEP BREATH* SO FROOME WAS IN THE YELLOW JERSEY AND HE WAS IN THE GROUO OF THREE CHASERS THEN SO CRAZY FAN JUMPED INFRINT OF THE MOTER BIKE SO IT SLAMED KN THE BREAK WHICH MADE THE BIKERS BEHIND IT CRASH INTO THE MOTHER HIKE AND A BIKE WENT FLYING INTO THE AIR AND FROOMES BIKE BROKE SO NOW HE IS RUNNING ALONG THE ROAD WITHOUT A BIKE ALL PANICKED BECAUSE ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE PASSING HIM AND HE WAS SO CLOSE LESS THEN ONE KILOMETER AND THEN FANS WERE JUMPING IN THE ROAD AS HE WAS RUNNING AND PUSHING HIM AND STUFF THEN A MUTERAL SERVECE CAR CAME AND GAVE HIM A BIKE BUT IT WAS OUKE FOR SOMONE WAY SHORTER THEN HIM, AND THE GROOVES ON HIS SHOES WERE NOT THE SAME SO HE COULDNT GET HIS FEET IN AND THEN GINALLY SKYS CAR CAME AND HE GOT A GOOD BIKE AND THEN HE WENT FROM FIRST OLACE TO SIXTH WHICH IS A BIG DEEL IN THE 12TH STAGE AND THEN THEY DIDNT DO THE YELLOW JERSEY CERAMONY AND THE PEOPLE WERE REVEWING IT AND THE TOOK EVERYONES TIME TIGHT BEFORE THE CRASH TO MAKE IT FAIR AND FROOMEY GOT THE YELLOW JERSEY AND I WAS SO HAPPY! THEN IS THE SEVENTH STAGE THE KILO METER MARKER WHICH IS THIS GIANT BLOW UP THING THAT GOES OVER THE ROAD ITS PLUG GOT PULLED BY A FAN AND IT COLLAPSED ON A RIDER AND HE WENT FLYING AND HIS CHIN WAS ALL BLOODY THESE FANS ARE OUT OF CONTROL, IM GONNA GO ON YOUTUBE TO FIND THESE VIDEOS AND IF I CAN ILL COMMENT TO THIS. GO SKY!!! GO FROOME!! GO TOUR!!!

nO one goes on the fanfiction collab page so repost-
Do any of you guys want to join me on Every Story has a Twist or Evergreen?
Every Story Has a Twist is about two she-cats, one escaped convicted murderer who supposedly murdered seven cats, named Darkstream, and one fiercely independent, self-standing she-cat named Flower who both run away from their own groups as exiles to start a new life.

Evergreen is about an exile named Rookfeather who was thought to murder the clan leader thornstar, the deputy Thistlewing and her sister Birchleaf who is expecting kits. She then hears voices from the old tunnels underground and find an exile called Fox. They eventually(spoiler) fall in love but Fox still can’t find his way out and the group successor, Wintergreen is edging closer toward her. Rook must find Ice, and tell her to some back so Wintergreen will fall out of his madness so he can stop Hermes from taking over the whole of twolegplace…

also accepting blogclanners to be featured in it!

Heyyyyyy guyyyys…
Ya probably think I’m dead or something…
But I’m not. I’m alive. I think. Maybe.
ANYWHO, I was gone for a while, and then I came back saying “FEAR NOT CITIZENS OF BLOGCLAN, YOUR HERO HAS RETURNED” and stuff but I ended up leaving because of homework and dragon slaying and other excuses, and my family had a big trip planned, and I was training for a tournament I had coming up, and yada yada ding dong.
BUT NOW I’M BACK-BACK IN MY ALL-CAPS GLOURIOUSNESS.
so please don’t actually make me dead-dead

Yours truely,
Wildpaw 🙂