We’ve moved again! We now have a whole new second floor to flood with comments! And look at those exposed brick walls – surely this is nothing other than our greatest tavern to date!
This is the place for off-topic chat, sharing and hanging out, so pull up a chair and settle in!
I’m sure BlogTeam is already looking shiftily towards the sign outside – The Cat’s Meow – and wondering who will be the first to look behind it at the secret page held within.
You can find the old Tavern here!

[image description: a painting of a tuxedo cat with yellow eyes and a black cat with yellow eyes hangs on an orange brick wall. “THE CAT’S MEOW” and “BONNEAUVILLE, PA” is printed above and below the cats in the painting]
Can we all take a moment to appreciate Birchy’s little slip up on the last comment page
🙁
awww birchy ily really <3 😛
noo no i know <3 <3 I'm not actually upset!! i'm sorry if i seemed that way 🙂 <3
AHHHHHH birchyyyyy I didn’t think you were actually upset and sorry if I seemed that way 😛 it seems we may have misinterpreted a little here 😛 you didn’t seem that way at all 😛 I was trying to joke back but I cant joke soooo 😛
no no don’t apologize!! it’s all good 😛
😛 oh gosh birchy that was a mini apologising / misinterpretation string wasn’t it just 😛
…yes. yes it was 😛
imagine how weird this is going to look to a random person scrolling past birchy like oh whats this conversation
oh
….oh
oh..
ok
y’know sometimes it’s just like that
Me right now maple 😛
😛
I have commented .
Yep 😛
hi Viper 🙂
Hey, Thistle! 🙂 How’ve you been?
I’ve been ok . HBU?
Fairly good 😛
Yes you have 😛
I have commented too 😛
indeed 😀
I have commented . I also got the new wings of fire book and it was so good
hopefully it was good!
Hi Birchy . yeah it was super good I can’t wait for book 14
i’m glad it was good 😀
I stayed up until 11:40 to read finish it . How’s your day going ?
not bad, thanks! 😀
OOOOHhh!! I have to read it!!
ooh cool 🙂
I’m halfway through or so and it’s really good so far!
Me : Come and join my roleplay… blah blah blah my usual fancy words blah blah blah
My mind : Roleplay. New. Mine. Roleplay Page. Check. Link there. Join. I’m lonely. Please.
😛
Sorry that I make characters in your amazing roleplays then just forget about it 😛
oooof i think my current roleplay is my best one yet !!
oof
I’m awful at roleplays. I forget about them. Would you want an inactive person?
Come and give it a try ! I can nag you if you go inactive 😛
😛 Ok.
Ok, I did.😔 Map, you are mean and forceful. I disown you.😊😇
I’m joking btw. I won’t disown anybody! And I have never hated any one😛
Map omsc me XD
I’d join but I tried that once.
Poor Wisp.
*mourns wisp*
One of my school friends messaged me at half nine last night to tell me that he had gotten the next wings of fire book
I’m…. not sure whether it was a statement, saying he was excited, gloating because he got it before me or what 😛 or whether he honestly just wanted to talk to me
honestly its so cool this kid is like a sort of trying to be as tough as possible guy, he’s like really cool but half the year thinks he’s really weird and scary and this boy… reads a childrens dragon book series 😛
“children’s dragon book series” honestly i’m offended 😛
I offended my self as well I love wings of fire 😛
I’m having trouble processing what you just said, that was so confusing 😛
I have no idea what i said either help
mood
😛
i installed an activity tracker app to measure how much i walk in a day and it literally gives me a notification for every step i take
oh no that’s not a great idea 😛
Why?
imagine how many notifications you would get if it gave you one every single step… your phone would be full of notifications ! 😛
😛
Might wanna turn it off 😛
*ding* Congrats, you’ve taken 101 steps today!
*ding* Congrats, you’ve taken 102 steps today!
*ding* Congrats, you’ve taken 103 steps today!
😛
oof
oof
That’s a mood
It’s congratulating you – you should feel immensely proud at every notification 😛
Me while baby sitting my 5 year sister, let me also say it was 2:30 pm:
*My sister walks out of room and is very quit*
Me:What are you doing?
My sister:Getting dressed
Me: We’re not going any where
My sister: I know….I just wanna get dressed…..to stay warm.
Me: https://imgur.com/j9282Oj
uH oof 😛
But she was in her pj’s just gonna set that there i just re read it and it sounded weird
ooforoni 😛
I saw a back to school ad today help
Same….
rest in spaghetti never forgetti
My start date got pushed back 6 days because of construction, so I have a little less anxiety about going back lol
Honestly idk whether cheetah is actually online or not 😛
I am I just had to read through a day’s worth of tavern comments 😛 I like to be up-to-date with the current happenings.
oh dear 😛 But cheetah can you imagine how many i have to read when i wake up in the morning and everyone else has been awake over night 😛
also cheetah i swear im like waiting for the tests gang to join my new roleplay 😛 I’m like looking out for rose and ivie 😛
I would join but I’m lazyyyyy and I never have the motivation to post in roleplays 😛 I might stalk, though 😉
cheetahhhhhhhhhhh it doesn’t feel like a proper maple roleplay without you and your slight variations of Tess and Ollie that pop up in every roleplay you are in 😛
they were masterpieces! flat, one-dimensional masterpieces 😛 and who would you consider my versions of tess and ollie to be in Tests 2???
well i cant remember Ollie but Uleia or however you spelt her name gave me slightly nicer Tess vibes just like Nyx gave me slightly nicer Dune vibes
Tessamollie was a masterpiece and the purest thing ever though, you have to admit
cheetah… my new roleplay is one of my best yet, specially engineered for the highest levels of cat angst and stabby stabby murder death (the technical term 😛 )
you’re tempting me but I know I’ll end up regretting joining because I always dread having to… go on the page… create characters… wait for them to be accepted… write up dramatic posts for them… post… check for replies… reply to the replies… ughhhhh… it’s too much for me 😛
cheetah. we are both online. you realise that if you join now i will swiftly accept your character
you don’t have to be super active……. just semi active
this roleplay has a high chance of death as well so like we kinda need as many cats as possible
how bout I make one character and then kill it off immediately
cheetah that’s not a positive attitude.
but like..,… if you want to make a destined to die character go ahead.
I can reroll the random thingy which basically decides whoch character will 100% die by the end of the round
My first (and last) roleplay post =
“Wow!” Random Character exclaimed. They looked around in wonder. “This place is so cool. I want to stay here forever!” They walked around aimlessly for about two seconds, and then proceeded to fall into a twenty-feet-deep hole. Head first. Goodbye, cruel world… And that was the end of Random Character.
That was a masterpiece Cheeto. You should publish it.
time to post it on your roleplay without permission
This whole conversation I was not involved in had me laughing and now I want to make Cheeto’s partner in crime, only Random Character 2 shall die by falling off an cliff that appears out of no where rather than into a hole.
not cheeto, but hi 😛
Hello from the other side
Hello :p
Hello leapy
I MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMES
hi
Every time I create a roleplay that has the possibility of big fighting moments I always remember a conversation between me and Cheetah when Cheeto was trying to guess the next test
Stabby stabby murder death kill kill
always make it as stabby stabby as possible to please me
just for you cheetah
ripperoni in pizza
Cheetah, what’s your fursona? Can it be detailed too? No reason 😛 👀
Cheetahspark is a small, sleek, short-furred tan she-cat with black stripes on her legs, tail, and face, and black leopard spots all over her body. She has a slightly paler chest and belly, and sharp, almond-shaped emerald-green eyes. She is a bengal. But I usually just say “sleek tan bengal she-cat with emerald-green eyes” 😛
not cheetah, but hi
A while back me and my friend used wiki how to try and learn how to flirt
yeah
that happened
what we learnt was that i literally already do all of those things and im not trying to flirt
rip
what makes flirting different from just like complimenting people whilst having eye contact and breaking the touch barrier
i don’t know
eyelash fluttering, obviously
oh dear starclan no cheetah
“Hey!” *flips hair* “How are you doing?” *flutters eyelashes*
that’s how you flirt, kids
I… I don’t think that’s how you do it
yOu hAvEn’T bRoKeN ThE ToUcH bArRiER
*tackles you*
Yes now you are flirting cheetah good job I’m sure you will now be able to flirt with whoever you like super well
yes time to get a significant other let’s go
ooof at this point cheetah I have accepted that I will retain my single pringle status for life
if not life then at least the whole rest of my time in secondary school
only two years until college and then after that two years until maybe university or a job
let’s get this life-sustaining bread to help us survive in this cruel, loveless world
oooof 😛
it kinda sucks being the only LGBT girl in a year group where all the boys are ….. average looking at best and none of the girls are into girls. aidhfsuihsijsdufhesifheguhsguisehiuehw 😛
there’s like one gay girl in the year above and one closeted bi boy in my year and me. That is it. That is every single confirmed LGBT person in my school
and my crush may be bi but im not getting my hopes up
at least you’re allowed to be gay at your school 😛
oh dear cheetah
but to be honest with my new head teacher im surprised
he’s already trying to take Islam out of the curriculum
rebel against authority, maple
take over the school, hang pride flags, and teach about actual important things
or just don’t teach anything at all
Yes Cheetah that is a great idea
Like idk where he stands of LGBT but like…. he seems like the sort of person who would say
“I’m not homophobic but….”
If it does come up that he is against the community I will honestly be dropping pride flags everywhere
and I mean EVERYWHERE 😛
😛
Ask them “How you doin?”
I’m sorry for the reference😛 I think you are referencing friends which I have never watched 😛
Yup 😛 You should watch it
with that Joey face 😛
https://www.google.com/search?q=how+you+doin&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjKibnY0uXjAhUhrVkKHdzgBEwQ_AUoAXoECAwQAQ&biw=1024&bih=627&dpr=2#imgrc=65SCCxAsG7hjCM
That’ll have the opposite effect rip 😛
Map am I doing it right?
*smiles super duper coyly*
*flips hair so hard I knock over person behind me*
*flutters eyelashes and makes mini wind storm*
*taps persons are; touch barrier EXPLODES*
*very obvious facial spasm- I mean wink* 😉
*doubles over laughing so hard* 😹😹😹 You have a great sense of humor, Iris!! 😹 😝😝
Oh rip 😛 that actually sounds like a good plan tho, i’m terrible at flirting :\
lol
“Hi,” *flips hair over shoulder* “whatcha skin’s today? Got any, plans?” *flutters eyelashes and does a cute smile*