The Alastor Worship Page

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YES I AM DIABOLICAL MWAHHAHAHAHA I HAVE CREATED ALASTOR WORSHIP PAGE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE LOVE *Fangirl moment* *deep breath*
Welcome to the Alastor Worship Page!
A page to
Alastor-cultworship our Radio Demon <3RULES
1. All BlogClan rules apply here too
2. No swearing
3. No sus topics
4. Have fun!!!
*lets out massive fangirling squeal*
I MADE IT HERE FROM THE HAZELPAGE :DDDDDDD
I like the sound of this page…
*casually goes to summon a certain you-know-who from the underworld*
I am evil I can make an sps with a name >:D
There’s no Alastor without
VoxVoxsune Miku!!https://freeimage.host/i/J4DinxR
Also how do you make secret pages 😛
just gonna pop in and assertively remind everyone that creating secret pages is strongly discouraged because it is a pain for us mods to deal with :p
Thanks for the reminder, Piney! Tbh I legit didn’t know normal blogfrogs could even make secret pages lol 😛
Well actually the gif was my pfp but since sps’ names are the file name, so I wasn’t trying to make it, i just tested my luck hehe
Oh I’m super sorry!! /gen
I promise I won’t dabble in the making of them then 😛
oh i didn’t know srry ;-;
He’s so beautiful 🥹
THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
(After Alastor and Lucifer ofc)
Me looking at this and singing that one Fem Queen song XD
*clears throat*
https://www.canva.com/design/DAGD7POyyCk/t0hyqyVIjYwClBMQqBL_YA/view?utm_content=DAGD7POyyCk&utm_campaign=designshare&utm_medium=link&utm_source=editor
😊
*sobs of the beauty*
IT’S ME :00 /j
I KNOW YOU WERE AWAITING FOR MEEEE /ref
IM HEEEERE WHAT A GAAAAAS
guys i made a hazelpage-related parody to happy day in hell!
Happy Day On the Blog
[Lionpaw] I can do this, somehow I know it
I’ll get every cat behind my plans
[Let’s say it’s Flam] Lionpaw, hold on
[Lionpaw] There’s just no way I could blow it
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance
[Flam] It’s just the Hazelpage
[Lionpaw] To change their minds and touch their hearts
Or whatever other cats have
[Flam] This could be good
[Lionpaw] Let’s do this, Flam
This could be swell
Something tells me that today will be a happy day on the Blog
[Flam] Okay, but just don’t sing to them
[Squirtpaw] That girlypop is halfway down the page
[Flam] Is she-?
[Squirt] Oh, she’s commentin-
[Flam] Ugh, no
[Lionpaw] There’s a warm, fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air
Every convo so interesting, it’s hard not to read
It’s a page so appealing, it beats anywhere
If you don’t mind the war
It’s a happy day on the Blog
Hi, mister!
[Crayon side kid] Go eat a crayon!
[Anti-crayon] There’s a burnt sienna crayon that’s burning my soul
[Lionpaw] Hello!
[Catnip kid] Got a ton of catnip to shove in his hole
[Lionpaw] Ah, excuse me!
[Mod] Doing what is required, we all have our role
I am doing well
[All] Another awesome day on the Blog
[Lionpaw] If I can show them the dream I’ve dreamed
That any soul can change
[Flam] Those cats’ minds are hard to change
[Lionpaw] Then they will know everyone can be redeemed
To the Triple-H siiiiiide!
[Flam] They’re Star Wars/Catnip obsessed!
[Lionpaw] I can hear all their stories, the lost and displaced
And I know that they’re more of a catnip person
But if I open the door and we give them a place
In the Triple H
It’ll be an awesome day on the Blog
From the introduction page, where the newbies go
To say hello to BlogClan and its mododos
To the NTA Town, where they don’t wear a frown
‘Cause I just got a point, oh my gosh, yay!
And I don’t give a crow that my comment wasn’t modded yet!
‘Cause I know I can repost and make a page flip
I can do this, I just know it (there’s a burnt sienna crayon that’s burning my soul)
I’ll get others behind my plans
There’s just no way I could blow it (I kinda like the catnip that’s been shoved in my hole)
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance to change their minds
[Catnip kid] And join the catnip side
Uh, no thank you, I’m just gonna
Sell my soul to Alastor!
[Catnip kid] Your loss, Lion
I can already tell
Today is gonna be an awesome day on the Blog!
(I’ll redact ur names if u dont want it ther btw)
This is beautiful omg 😭
I gotta make my own parody for the Triple-H’s soon :00
tyyy im so friggin bored i’ll make a parody for each hazbin song and maybe write my own hehe but the rymes suck so hard and me looking back at “lets do this flam” and cringing
I made my own a little while ago but idk if it got caught in the spam or dnm or whatever haha 😛
then there’s this part of me who’s scared to share it because it’s extremely cringeyou got this! c’mon, it can’t possibly be as bad as mine XD *gets down on knees, which is only a privelege for the Radio Demon* pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecaniseeitpleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ahh I love the roles! Thanks for including me, this is so amazing Lion! <33
Aw I didn’t see myself in there ;-;
That’s ok, I’m a bit easy to forget about 😛
sorry i didn’t forget u its just that i looked at the first 2 ppl who commented 4 the pardody i swear I’ll add u for tthe next one ;-;
Nooo don’t say that Foamy you’re amazingggg <333
Aww thank you :’) ^^
Decided to do a Stayed Gone parody because Stayed Gone is wonderful and I love seeing Vox and Al bicker like a married couple 😭 (however nothing beats Lucifer and Alastor yelling at each other oaifhdofndc)
Ahem…
[Catnip person] That Flamilton’s back!
[Star Wars] Yeah, I thought they were gone for good too!
[Crayon] It’s been 7 hours!
[TADC] Are you still mad the H’s almost beat you that time?
[Star Wars] Who asked you?
[TADC] Just saying!
[Crayon] Things have changed a lot since they last commented!
[Catnip] That’s for sure!
[TADC] We need to send a message of who’s *really* in charge now!
[All] Cackles creepily
[Catnip] Welcome home
We’re gonna make you wish that you’d stayed gone!
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there’s a brand new dawn!
[TADC] Turn TADC oooonnnnnn!
[Crayon] (Camera speeds rolling in three, two…)
[Star Wars] Top of the hour and we’re discussing a certain Hazbin fan
Who’s been spotted singing Hamilton around town (welcome to the show)
After a 7-hour absence!
Did anybody miss them? (Welcome to the show) Did anybody notice?
More on tonight’s program!
[Catnip] So, the Hamilton Goblin’s back in town!
Why’s she hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well handily, I’ve got good news!
He’s a loser, a fossil, and I don’t mean to sound hostile,
But the Hamilfan is a coward!
[TADC] You can take that as gospel!
Pulling our viewers? Impossible!
We’re visual!
They’re barely audible!
Stop giving ’em the time of day!
Don’t listen to a word they’d say!
I hope she had a nice blog break,
But they should’ve stayed away!
[Crayon] While they hid in Hamilton,
We’ve pivoted to some catnip!
Now their Hazbin songs are getting pretty rare!
The Hazelpage’s been better since they said bye,
“Where’s she been?”
Nobody cried!
[Flamilton] Salutations!
Good to have chaos on the air!
Yes, I know it’s been a while
Since someone with ✨ style ✨
Treated the Hazelpage to a sing-along!
Goblins rejoice!
[Catnip] What a dated voice!
[Flamilton] Instead of a clout-chasing, mediocre burnt sienna crayon!
[Crayons] Come on!
[Flamilton] Are they insecure? Pursuing allure?
Fiddling between Star Wars and catnip, is nothing working?
[Star Wars] Ignore their chirping!
[Flamilton] Every day, they’ve got a new TV show!
[TADC] You’re looking at the future!
Hazbin’s the lame old stuff before that!
[Flamilton] Are they as strong as they purport?
Or is it based on their support?
They’d be powerless without those catnip leaves!
And here’s the sugar on the cream!
The crayons asked me to join their team!
I said now, and now they’re angy, that’s the tea!
[Crayons] You cheddar goblin!
I’ll show you suffering!
[Flamilton] Uh-oh!
The TV is buffering!
[Star Wars] I’ll destroy you-
[Flamilton] I’m afraid you’ve lost your signal!
Let’s begin.
I’m gonna make you wish you’d chose Hazbin!
Tune on in…
When I’m done, your status quo will know its race is run!
Oh, this will be fun!
Ngl this was soooo fun to make and I’ve legit been listening to Stayed Gone on loop this whole time aaaaa 😛
Lmk what you all think! <33
(and no, I will never get over Alastor and Vox's bickering, it's too beautiful 🥹)
I also have a silly thing I'll post later if I remember hehe! (I found it on yt 😛 )
FR I JUST DIED THIS IS AMAZING ASDFGHJK 🥹🥹🥹
btw for keeping on the pace of the song is it wrong i read tadc as Ta (like tap w no p) and then DC like washington DC xd as in Ta-D.C. im so weird oml
AA I’M GLAD YOU LIKE ITTTTT
I was just bored tbh and Stayed Gone is my favorite song haha 😛
Ya know, I’m actually not sure how normal people say it 😭 I just say all of the letters separately, but that’s probably just me aaaaa
Non-H’s are so strange 😔
like legit one of my friends possibly threatened me into watching TADC and I was just so confused, the animation was really nice and the voice actors were all great but the whole time I was watching it I couldn’t help but think “what on earth is this” lmao (it’s not that it’s bad tho, it’s just not really my cup of tea :)) /lhI mean, I’ve watched both episodes and like you said, it’s not my cup of tea, but it’s good for those who like it (jax is overatted(
Dude I legit was so surprised when I realized Jax’s VA is the same as Angel’s in the pilot but now that I think about it they sound so similar aaaaaaaa 😭 😛 😛
OMG YEAH
Ahh it’s super good Flam!! I was singing along to it and it all fit in with the actual song like puzzle pieces 😀
Aaa thanks Foamy!! I legit spent probably 30+ minutes making sure it fit rhythmically aoinvdondf 😭
Did a Ready For This parody because it follows the theme of war in the Blog :3
Honestly, it’s not a silly as I imagined it in my head (And probably has a bunch of mistakes)- But I hope you’ll enjoy it anyway <3
(Foamy) Have you ever felt that something was so amazing in your mind that you could taste it?
(Squirr) You mean like chlorine water?
(Foamy) Eh, sort of?
It's a feeling like a purring in your chest that you could finally be faced with
A billion amazing faces
I guess what I mean to say is, for the first time in my life
I might have to be ready for this
Ready to be the one who's helping from the front
Gotta come into my own
Gotta maybe change the tone?
Gotta take charge and defend my favorite page
And although I kinda feel unsteady
Now I need to be ready for this
Have you ever felt like you're willing to fight to spread the wonderfulness of Hazbin?
(Squirr) By 'Die', do you mean use my endless supply of waterguns to soak others?
(Foamy) That's a start!
'Cause right now we need a team
And it seems to me that destiny has picked us
To be that, if you'll permit me, so who's with me?
Wouldn't it be super to see more of the fandom?
Join up now if you like others
Come on guys, I think that's all of us!
Lotta sights to see en route to my ice base
Not to mention the camaraderie
Yes siree, you'll form life-changing friendships
With the goblins along the way
(Flam) And feast on all the ice cream you can eat!
(Foamy) Okay, wait I don't think I can make that much-
(the whole triple H army) Free food!
I'm in!
Oh-whoa, It's food!
Nom-nom-nom
It's time now to act!
They're on the attack!
When they move to strike, we will fight squirting back!
We'll follow your lead, we're eager to feed!
We almost can't wait for the ice-creamy feast!
From this moment on, you can count on us
To be resolute and ravenous
Our appetites are whet and we're set to seize the day
So I say, oh hey, come join the war today!
(Foamy) Well, that's a little much, can we tone it down?
(Lion) Oh, don't be put off by their yelling, they've just had a bit too much crayons!
(Foamy) Eh, they just seem a little hungry right now..
(Lion) Don't worry, honey, that's their thing
Keep singing!
(Foamy and Lion) We're super-duper grateful
To have you folks aboard
(Squirr) I can't wait to taste some creamed ice!
(Foamy) Oh, StarClan-
For the first time in my life
Maybe I can be ready for this
I can be the Husker fan helping from the front
I can come into my own, and I think I've always known
This destiny could never be postponed
When Caine brings the battle here
I must appear like I'm ready for this
(Lion) They're dancing along
They're singing their song
(Flam) Surprised? Why, I knew she could do it all along
(Lion and Flam)She's bound to pass the test as a war-starter of the Hazelpage!
Like her friends, she is sure chaotic as H-
(Flam) She's filled with potential that I could guide
(Lion) I concur! Stick with her, you'll be on the winning side
(the whole triple H army) For the first time in our lives, we know that we are ready for this!
(Lion) We'll show TADC a fight they won't forget!
(Flam) {Ah, ah, ah}
(the whole triple H army) It is time to take a stand!
(Foamy) It is time to lend a hand!
(the whole triple H army) {Huzzah!}
(Foamy) Against the TADCs, and their deadly threat!
(the whole triple H army) We cannot take it anymore
Get out your waterguns, it's time for war
Prepare to fight
We're ready for this!
(Foamy) Wait, aren’t I a king? I should be ready for this!-
‘You mean like chlorine water?’ oh my god that’s amazing Foamster 😭
EDIT: also you have my eternal thanks for giving me the honor of having me sing Alastor’s lines 🥹
YAS ROSIE <3 (funny how the only parts of Ready for this I can sing is Charlie hehe)
“You mean like chlorine water?” That would definitely be something I’d say 😛
you should say that to the next bewildered soccer opponent😛
Okay so I just had this thought while I was in the shower last night 😛
You know how in Ready For This, they say, “we’re set to seize the day”?
Might I remind you that Lucifer’s VA is Jeremy Jordan
And Jeremy Jordan was Jack Kelly in the original BW cast of Newsies
And Seize the Day is like the biggest song in Newsies?
Coincidence?
I think not, isn’t that right, Sam Haft and Andrew Underberg? 🧐 *eyes suspiciously*
Hmmm… 😛
WOAH
idk about u guys, but my teacher loves BrainPOP and watching it, so I was thinking, what is Hazbin Hotel got a BrainPOP video? THE CHARACTER DESIGNS I WILL DIE ;-;
That would actually be horrifying
This is the one time I’m glad Hazbin isn’t exactly school-friendly, so thus my innocence can’t be ruined by BrainPop 🥹 /j /nsrs
fr bro
ps i love how theres just u, me, squirt, and foamy who frequent the page and im starting to wonder if you bookmarked it >:D
Oh see, but now I’m morally inclined to draw some characters in BrainPOP style ;-;
Here’s a cursed image I found of Al x Luci: https://freeimage.host/i/Jid4HEF
Bonus: What scene is the pic of Alastor from (WITHOUT GOOGLING)
THAT’S FROM STAYED GONE
SPECIFICALLY THE LINE “and now he’s (no-no word 😰), that’s the tea!”
BUT WHY DOES IT FIT SO PERFECTLY ;-; (I don’t ship RadioApple >:D)
Made Husk on a Picrew!
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/35494/complete?cd=FI6lQLy1Xq
Why is he so cute asdfghjk (on the picrew not actually)
Oh my god that is sooo cute I want him irl >:((
In my mind, he will always be a fluffy lil kitty though, even if he’s anything but that 😌
“You may own my soul, but I ain’t your *coughs loudly to cover the profanity* pet!”
Now are we sure about that 🧐
either youve been watching or you have alastor esp his line is, and I quote, “Oh, but you are!” >:3
Big talk from someone who’s also on a leash >:( /ref 😛
*miniscule alastor noise*- what did you just say? /ref
Oh, uh, nothing, I uh- /ref
(I love how we both just started to quote this scene aaaaaa 😭 😛 😛 )
(I’m gonna start a new comment and SAME)
LIO I MADE A LUCIFER ONEEEE
I couldn’t help myself 😊
https://cdn.picrew.me/shareImg/org/202405/35494_6NiCSozF.png
And I had to honor his incredible accordion skills, ofc! >:))
why is he so cute tho
[Lionpaw.exe has detected a glitch in the matrix] Oak what r u doing here *eyes suspiciously*
BWA AHHAHAHA
NOO it’s blocked 😭
I’ll have to look at it when I get home :’)
Nobody made Alastor? I’m so disappointed in you 😔 /lhj
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/35494
its not ther
Aw shoot! Sorry I saved the wrong link 🙁 https://freeimage.host/i/Jp5GPyX
that is actually beautiful LONG LIVE ALASTORRRRRRR
MAGICTASTICAL I LOVE IT
“If you ever say that again, I will tear your soul apart and broadcast your screams for every other disrespectful cat who dares to question me!”/ref *alastor angyyy*
*poor boi literally shaking* Understood 😥 /ref
WAIT A SECOND ARE YOU HATING IN MY KING BURR? I LOVE BURR YOU NEED TO STOP THIS UNRULY ACT IMMEDIATELY >:((((( 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 /j
I stand corrected
+1 heart for Burr
GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND :00
https://youtu.be/1KD4I6hQlJo
Dude, the Ha Cha Cha song over Stayed Gone’s animation is actually so perfect though😭😭 Like, now I reeeeeeealllllllllyyyyyyy want Vox to just start singing that aaaaaaa 😛
THAT’LL MAKE ME HAPPY JUST LIKE YOUUUUU /ref
OML BAHAHAHA- 🤣 fomclanrof (fell out of my chair laughing, am now rolling on the floor
Edit: *gasp* fomCLANrof
PFFFT-
“HA CHA CHAAAA✨✨”
THE CLUBHOUSE SOON
WILL ALL BE MINE!! /ref