The Alastor Worship Page

Thank you so much to everyone who participated in this year’s gift exchange! As always, your creations were absolutely wonderful and you never fail to blow me away with your talent and creativity! To find your name in...
Okay, so this post is a little later than what I would’ve wanted, but I’ve had a busy week 😛 I’m also a little tired, so, only one cat pic this time 😛 You’re getting plenty from Cadvent, anyway...
The seventh edition of the Blog Monthly is here – written by Lil, fresh off the printing press Hello, everyone!! The Blog Monthly is back and better than ever! I hope you all love this edition, in my opinion it is one...
*peeks in cutely* hi guys just popping in for the holidays :3 pls tell me y’all remember me TwT WAIT DID I FLIP THE PAGE I’M SORRY 😭
Hi Squirt! Of course we remember you! Hru?
hiii :DD i’m doing well, you?
I’m good, just busy. It’s good to see you again!
same goes for you! :))
SQUIRT OMS OMS OMS I MISSED YOU MY CHAOS TWIN AAAA AARON SQUIRR SIR THE ONE AND ONLY <3333333333333 /plat
HOW’S LIFE AND STUFF??? LMBOO
(also WOAH 5TH PAGE FLIP!!!)
HIII KING FOAMYYY <333 life is good XD my friend and i recently tamed a bee and named him barry! he disappeared yesterday, but hopefully he remember the orange slice we gave him 😛
OMG Barry the bee :OO
I love bees they’re so small and adorable and fluffy and physically impossible according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground (/copypasta) RAHH
I hope he comes back soon, now I really want an orange sobs
(he came back the very next day somehow 😛)
OMG SQURR IT’S SO GOOD TO SEE YA!!!! <33
I hope your holiday season's going swell, it's absolutely fantabulous to see you!!! how're you? <33333
FLAMMMM :DDD HELLO THERE MY GOOD FRIEND! I’m doing great! I saw Hamilton on Broadway during a trip to NYC in September or smth, and my dad helped me find the cast door for pics and autographs :00 How’ve you been? <3
WOAHH THAT SOUNDS AMAZING OMG!!!! sounds like you had an absolutely fantabulous time, I hope the weather was good! (when I went to NYC back in April the weather was in the 20s and 30s for most of the trip and it was also rainy and there was a wind warning but it was still really fun haha!)
I’m doing alright, thanks! doing much better now that I’ve seen you <33 /plat /gen
<33
<333333
SQURRRR HRU HOWS LIFE WBBB
HII LIOOOO :DDD LIFE IS GOOD HOW’VE YOU BEEN
have some lovely hazbin dopamine because the sheer amount of season 2 leaks and spoilers when season 1 came out a little over 6 months ago is scary🫠🫠🫠 (WAIT HOLY CRAP HOW DID SEASON 1 COME OUT ALMOST A YEAR AGO-)✨✨✨
https://youtu.be/1KD4I6hQlJo (if you’ve been on this page since we started it you’ll remember this but honestly it never gets old <3)
https://youtu.be/3ADo9Q-_bZo (our boy just hating on TV for a solid 30 seconds–there is some language onscreen (not actually said) but I mean this is hazbin we're talking about 😭)
https://youtu.be/XM2UgRgiLqI (nothing to say except this is literally the truth)
https://youtu.be/Bv6yLBl-ABM (lucifer and his rubber ducks <333)
https://youtu.be/hE8PGRxsFxQ (not just al this time but also bill cipher from gravity falls because yes :DD)
https://youtu.be/-ymCIzasFyk (just alastor and his iconic self out of context✨)
:DDDD
LIES LIES LIES SEASON 1 RELEASED YESTERDAY I WILL ACCEPT NO OTHER ANSWER 😤
(and yesss that sweet nostalgia from when this sps was brand new.. actually makes me feel really emotional this page has grown so much :’333)
HA CHA CHAAAANO FR WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE
ikr!! when I first discovered hazbin (courtesy of my newsies homies in what we called the ‘snyder gang’, as one of the founders (and my sort-of-crush rip) played snyder the spider!! she’s also an alastan although she doesn’t read warrior cats so it’d probably be a bit weird if I roped her into this
cultpage 😛 ) I thought season one was like at least a year old but it had actually come out like less than a month before that😭 I remember I searched it on Wikipedia and then listened to the soundtrack and like a month later I realized oH HEY THIS IS ACTUALLY NEW haha 😛 😛I MAKE BIG THINGS LITTLE! AND LARGE THINGS SMALL!WHAT THE SKIBIDI 5TH PAGE ARHHHH THIS SPS EXPLODED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SCREAMS
I do wonder how active this page is going to be once season 2 drops 😛
I bet it’s gonna absolutely explode 😛
IT WILL IT WILL TRUST
🫡🫡🫡
(also completely unrelated but one of my classmates and sorta-friends has also been wishing everyone a merry crisis haha 😛 )
Oh jeez 💀
woah we reached 300 comments what
WOAHHH :000
OMG THE NEW HB EPISODE (spoiler alert!)
THE ENDING
LOONA HAVING EMOTIONS
STOLAS BEING A PERFECT BEAN
FIZZ CARING ABOUT BLITZ
THE FREAKING KISS
ME CRYING WHEN BLITZ WAS ABT TO DIE
I HAVE NEVER SWORN SO MUCH IN A SINGLE SENTENCE AFTER READING OR WATCHING SOMETHING
GIVE THE RABID FANS STOLITZ ALR RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DIDN’T WATCH IT BUT HOORAY I THINK! :DD
btw yallsies i claimed an sps for broadway/musical related stuff here :3
https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/2024/08/14/happy-birthday-lionpaw-fall/hamilton-cookies/
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YA’LL I BROUGHT A SAD ALASTOR ANIMATIC!!! it’s a mashup of epic the musical and Hazbin Hotel and it’s so goooodd ughhhh
(even though I don’t think ya’ll listen to EtM, maybe this can get you into it?? cackles)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svAebLqb-G8
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD I’VE SEEN THAT ANIMATIC BEFORE AND MY GOODNESS IS IT STUNNING :DDD I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT AND THE SONG IS TOP-TIER AND HELLO IT’S JUST AMAZING WHAT
I like Epic the Musical although I have a bit of beef with it after my best friend Lilypaw had the audacity to say it was better than Hamilton >:( so even though I enjoy its music a lot I can never truly love it because of her audacious comments D:< (the underworld saga is definitely my favorite!! altho I haven't actually listened to the whole musical soooo 😛 )
uhh a hazbin-related fun fact because I’m bored and yes!!✨
there are 3 hazbin characters who sadly have been confirmed to enjoy pineapple pizza😔😔😔 those characters are Charlie, Lilith, and sadly Alastor😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
YESYESYESYES JAMALAYA BOI IS W MEEEEEEEEEE
DDD:<<<<<< /lhj
alastor has good taste in pizza toppings 😛
YAY I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
LIES
LIES
ABSOLUTE NONSENSE
DDDD:<<<< /lhj
QUIET YOU MAGGOT
[yeets flam out of the page]- huh? oh i was just practicing my lines, haha /lh
>:(((( /lhj
hehehehehehehehehehe
gAsP
mY mEnToR
iS a DiSgRaCe To ItAlY
/lhj
ok but charlie would let’s be honest
anD THANK STARCLAN HUSK WASN’T ON THAT LIST WOW
no no no guys!!!! the whole reason husk confronted al in episode what, 5 (right? or am I going crazy is it not ep 5?) is because he was still angry that al enjoys pineapple pizza >:(( /lhj
not alastor related in the slightest but this is the only place where I can talk to both Lio and Flam at once (Other people can read my comment, and this isn’t just mainly for them, but both of them are somewhat involved in the dream and I thought they’d be interested lol) so UH I HAD MY FIRST BLOG DREAM LAST NIGHT…!!
In my dream, I was (for some reason) sitting in the bleachers in my school gym while the holiday choir (a club i’m in, but for some reason wasn’t preforming with?? my dreams are weird) was singing The Grinch. And then someone in a Grinch mask and Grinch gloves walked in and started messing with everyone. For some reason I had this nagging thought of recognizing this person, but I couldn’t move from my seat, and then they came towards me. They asked if I was Foampaw from BlogClan and when I said yes, they started explaining that they were Flam and we both got really excited lol
After a bit of yapping to each other about Hamilton and such Flam said that they were gonna call Lio, and they pulled out their phone and the dream ended :C
IDK it sounds really nuts when I type it out but I thought it was really cool and wanted to tell somebody haha
Side note, Flamilton never took off the Grinch mask either.. I think that was just my brain’s way of replacing what they would look like 😛And Flam that Grinch performance was so slayful btw amazing job
very glad you enjoyed my performance of You’re A Mean One, Mister Grinch, Foamy!🥹🥰🥰 and oh my god I would be messing with everyone aoenfeoinfoenhfenf I literally do that to half of my show choir classmates as it is you clearly know me so well my friend haha 😛
that sounds like an absolutely splendiferous dream tho, and my goodness I wish I had yours and lio’s numbers (but internet safety ofc!!)
perhaps one day I shall really come out of nowhere dressed as the Grinch and get you on the phone with Lio🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
why’d i read messing as messaging 💀
BUT FR OMG IF IT WASNT AN ONLINE SAFTEY THING I’D TOTALLY GIVE YOU GUYS MY NUMBER BUT I CANTTTT UGH
and speaking of blogdreams…
I had one a while back where I was in this blank gray room with nothing in it. Then every person who’s ever commented on this sps spawned into the room. We all started yapping abt hazbin bc yes and then I yelled ‘JAMBALAYA!!’ and it got super quiet ;-; then (you or flam, i dont remember it perfectly) screamed “WHO WANTS TO CHECK OUT THE HOT TOPIC HAZBIN SALE!!” and everyone just poofed glitchy chromebooks into existence and then it ended there oml-
bUt IrL i CaNt BuY aNyThInG hAzBiN oN sAlE bC mY pArEnTs DoNt KnOw AbT mE wAtChInG hAzBin 😭
the hot topic hazbin sale is crazy bro😭😭😭😭😭 tbh I’ve never been to a hot topic and honestly they scare me lmao💀
one day when I’m older and not broke (technically I’m not broke I have like at least $200 stashed (aka scattered across my room) in my room however I refuse to spend money when I can just get my parents to waste all of their money on me🥰) I promise I’ll get you a Cursed Cat Alastor plush, Lio🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
*gasp* iN tHe MiNd Of An AlAsTaN, tHaTs BeTtEr ThAn A mArRaGe PrOpOsAl
oOoOoH i Do I dO i DoOo /ref
ikr🥹🥹🥹
bOy yOU GOt mE hELpLeEEeEeEEeSSsSsS /ref
okay okay okay I know this is a bit of a crazy question to ask bUT
*deep inhale*
who do you guys think will be the VA of Lilith, if she does get a VA in season 2?
okay so I have no idea if this is considered an unpopular opinion but gUYS HEAR ME OUT PLEASE
so my first choice for her voice actor is actually taylor swift and PLEASE BEFORE YOU GO ATTACKING ME HEAR ME OUT
shortly after her new album (ttpd) came out I got curious about it because my best friend, who’s a swiftie, told me it’s one of her best albums yet and that she really enjoyed it so I decided to give it a listen, and as I was listening to one of the songs (I believe it was called The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived) I was just like wOAH HELLO WHY IS IT ACTUALLY GIVING LILITH :00 and if you don’t believe me, then LISTEN TO IT NOW PLEASE AND MAYBE YOU’LL GET WHERE ON EARTH I’M COMING FROM
like especially the line ‘you didn’t measure up in any measure of a man’ HELLO???? THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE HOW I IMAGINE LILITH SOUNDING LIKE WHAT THE HECK?! (and no, I’m definitely not a swiftie but I was OBSESSED with that song for like all of may and june this past summer 😛 )
however I very much doubt that’ll ever happen, so I’d also be very happy seeing eden espinosa as lilith’s VA! if you didn’t know, she voiced Cassandra in tangled the series (which I actually haven’t watched but i’ve listened to like half the soundtrack lmao😭) and you know who else was in that show’s cast? THAT’S RIGHT JEREMY JORDAN WAS
AND WHO MAY I ASK DOES HE VOICE IN HAZBIN? PERHAPS LILITHS HUSBAND??? idk I feel like they’d have great chemistry in hazbin as they’ve already worked together as voice actors in a show and uhh yeah!!
so um I’m prepared to be yelled at very much and what do you guys think? :DD
AGREED :DD
:DDDD
AUGH YES THE SWIFTIE IN ME IS JUMPING UP AND DOWN
AND THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED IS DEFINITELY GIVING LILITH NGL
the only bad part is that such an amazing human would be voice acting my second least favorite character smh 😔I feel like 99% of the fandom absolutely despises Lilith already and she made like a 45-second cameo in the last episode out of the 8 in series one, which I think is kind of hilarious but STILL😭😭😭
don’t get me wrong I’m most certainly one of the 99% who hates her both because I love radioapple and she’s, uh, an interference and also she just seems like a meanie D:<
but yes taylor swift from what I've seen/heard seems like an incredibly wonderful person! and I was informed that today happens to be her birthday, so happiest of birthdays to her <3
well after being informed about that by one of my swiftie friends she proceeded to yap about how she’s definitely going to announce debut tv and reputation tv at the same time as a surprise today lmao💀oh also my brother has decided that supposedly Tay Tay wrote The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived all about an annoying and also short kid in my class who my brother knows I hate (this kid isn’t in any of my classes this year but last year he and I got into sooooo many arguments lol 😛 I recently learned that my classmates even named our “war” lol😭) I’m not even kidding the first time he had me listen to it with him he just looked at me, smiling, and completely serious said, “did you know that Tay Tay wrote this song all about [insert annoying classmate’s name here]?”
IM SOBBiNG OF SHIP LOVE RNN
I WAS READING A NEW CHAPTER IN A RADIOSTATIC FIC AND AL CALLS VOX HIS ‘SILLY PICTURE BOX’ AGHHHHHH SO CUTEEEE ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
AWW I DONT EVEN SHIP RADIOSTATIC BUT THATS ACTUALLY SO SWEET WHATTT <33333
Here’s a lil context for my hazbin-watching situation, and keep it in mind after i tell you what happened. SO
I discovered hazbin through…idk actually. So I snuck-watched it while I was home alone of the Prime guest acc, bc I didn’t think my parents would let me watch it. Then, after finishing hazbin for the first time, I went to my parents and said smth like: “Hi theres this show I want to watch its mature tho so please check it on Common Sense” so they looked at the ratings and were not sure, so they put on a teaser of the first epi. It skipped the whole first scene and just immediatly cut to the commercial al made, where theres two demons and one got stabbed. not 5 seconds in and they were like “NOPE ON A ROPE, YOU AINT WATCHING THIS BUDDY” and idk if they still remember the name.
Present day:
OMG OMG I DODGED A BULLET *emotional damage*
So basically I put on Santa Fe in the car and bc it’s Jeremy Jordan, the next song on the queue is MORE THAN ANYTHING. I panicked so hard bc my mom almost read the album’s name (which said hazbin hotel) and i was nervous she’d recognize it. I threw on newsies (which my mom isnt a fan of) so instead i got annoyed mom instead of me-in-trouble mom phew 😮💨
le gasp
how dare your mother dislike newsies D:< /lh
it's literally the best
my mother likes it
probably just because I like it and it was my first musical production I'd ever done but that's irrelevant
newsies is excellent
but I'm glad you didn't get in trouble lol😭 before I got into hazbin my theatre friends in newsies really liked it so I was yapping to my mom in the car after rehearsal something about "ONE OF MY FRIENDS REFUSES TO WATCH HAMILTON 'bEcaUSe iT's ToO eXpLIcIt' AND YET SOMEHOW HE'S FINE WATCHING AN ADULT TV SHOW D:<" and she asked me what show it was and I was like "I think it's called hazbin hotel or smth like that idk🤷" and this one other time I brought it up when talking about my theatre friends and she just looked at me and was like "oH dO yOu MeAN tHaT sHOw?" and just gave me the side eye😭
bestie dont bother adding the tone tags
how dare she D:<
😛
HAHAHAHAA HOW DOES AL LIKE PINAPPLE ON PIZZA????!!!!!
Haylo People! is this an HH page??
iiiiiiiiiindeedy >:3
Lol Alastor reference?
iiiiiiiiiiindeedy >:3