The Alastor Worship Page

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Henlo :3
to answer your question on the last page (le gasp page flip 🫢), indeedy this is indeed a Hazbin page. indeed. 😛
Hello, Dear! and yes ,I figured that out!
hola :DD
Message for Foamy!
(putting this here because it’s the only place I know I can reach you)
If you haven’t already, will you remember to submit your repost form for the allegiances? I’d really like us to stay listed as mentor and appendix :))
OH YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!! yes I will get to that right away >:333 (thank you for reminding me!!!)
I’ve never before been on this page before but…
Before ya’ll kick me off cuz’ I don’t like RadioApple (In my defense, It’s been a parasite in the Vox tags on Ao3- yes I read fanfic) or worship Alastor…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLtprCvsuOo
It’s not Al, but in my opinion it’s 11x better >:3
(Fun fact: Only reason I bothered watching HH after the pilot was cuz blog lol)
Oh Lol. Btw is anyone here Alastor simp??
I’m not
I;m a stan
theres a diff
agreed I am 2
yeahhh no thanks 😛 as Lio said, there’s definitely a line between being a stan and a simp and I don’t exactly care to cross that line haha
not a hater to the simps
because i am one just not for alastor /lhbut no, just a stan :>FANFIC SUPREMEACYYY RAHokay i’ll bite
who do you simp for? no judgement i’m just curious :3 if you don’t want to don’t say it ofc
dw I’m the self-proclaimed overlord of this sps (bc i made it >:3) *even tho im the youngest person here lol* you wont be kicked off for not being a Radioapple shipper (#RADIOSTATIC SUPREMACY) and the sps name was more of a joke lol dont take the name seriously, it’s just a hazbin discussion page :3
I do ship radioapple
oh I was replying to cloudz (;
Lol yeah Radiostatic supremacy (Radiosilence is both funny and kinda depressing ngl)
Although I do ship Staticapple (aka AppleTV) too lol… because the two irritating Alastor together is actually kinda cute lol
YES RADIOSTATIC SOMEONE GETS MEE
wait thats actually adorable ;-;
i’d ship them for the sole purpose of annoying al
Lol yes- there are so many fanfiction (I presume you won’t judge since you were talking about RhtVs, aka most popular RadioStatic fic to date, a few pages back)
where either A: Vox and Lucifer make it look like they’re dating to get back at Alastor (when they’re secretly actually falling in love) or B: Vox and Lucifer meet, start dating, and Alastor’s there all like, “HEY! VOX IS MINES GIMME GIMME RAWR” (I don’t usually see Radioapple with Staticapple so yeh)
Lastly, many Staticapple authors actually shipped it as a joke because Vox and Lucifer were the last two on the “Hottest HH Character Contest” (In case your wondering, the Tv pookie got first lol) before they actually got invested lol-
That sounded like a Staticapple infographic OMG 😭
OMG I LOVE RADIO HEALED THE VIDEO STAR
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO GET FLAM TO READ ITTTTT
Lol yeah
Painted Lady got so many Ls in that fanfic-
each time she thought she was winning, she was smashed to ten more pieces 😛
(Second half might as well be Painted Lady failing over and over again saga)
fr tho omg ;-; i had nightmares about the worms coming to get me T^T
i actually ship both radioapple and radiostatic so you’re fineBUT WELCOMEEEEYALL WATCH THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aemZcg-c-FA
oH I’VE SEEN THAT BEFORE :00 IT’S SO SILLY AND IT’S SO GOOD AND I LOVE IT AOEFOLEINFLEFNELFEFI :DDDD
GUGUDA I am boooooooooored so who should I draw as a cat????
cursed cat alastor
por favor
🙏🙏🙏
OH MY GOSH! that is so obvious!
aoenfoenfeofneofnfaoenfoef I found a thing
https://youtu.be/3GodJrlWf_Q
look ik it’s literally just a map part but first of all IT’S HAZBIN :DD and second IT’S LITERALLY AJR OANHEFLNELFEJFLEJF AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT IT’S ONE OF MY FAVORITEST SONGS AND THE FIRST AJR SONG I EVER HEARD I LOVE IT SMMMM
I literally squealed when I saw this (I swear I’m normal I can just get a biiit overexcited at times😭) so I’m definitely gonna be watching the full map once it’s completed :DDDDD
what map is it? my YouTube dosen’t work.
next up forever!
OMMMMMMMMGGGGGGG WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW. i’ve seen a M.A.P call for more than anything but WoF!!! it’s sunny and stonemover
I’ve seen that one too!
I AM SO EXCITEEEED! btw I got a Lucifer and an Alastor shirt. 2 separate ones! AGHAG at hot topic! :))DDD
wait fr?😭 because I think Lio said she once had a dream that there was a hot topic hazbin sale lolllll
THERE WAS ONE ;-; IT WAS HOT TOPIC SPEFIFICALLY BC THERE WAS A SALE A WHILE BACK :sob:
Edit: WHOS THE SPEEDY DODO??
Random MAP (calling) (I was bored lol)
It’s for Angel Dust (and the Vees, I guess-
Vox is here cuz anything I do HH related must have Vox somewhere)
If you want to contribute uh –v
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1089873421/
I could try doing a thumbnail if you’d like! I can’t animate for the life of me lol 😛
not flam being duo for rizzmas lol
😌🥰😌
ik i’m so sigma skibidi rizzful bc i noticed
you’re SO VERY MUCH the skibidi rizzful alpha sigma!!! :DD
i’ll try to animate but I’m not that good
Sorry 4 late reply but thanks 😀
Hellooo?
Hiya!! I’m Lio; pleasure to be meeting you-QUITE A PLEASURE *insert derpy lio face here*
flam i’m so sorry ;-;
i just went to your last b day post cuz i was going to mark the day on my cal so i could send a gift, and then i realized: in all 4 PAGES and 95 FREAKING COMMENTS, I DIDN’T SAY FREAKING HAPPY BIRTHDAY 😭
IM SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(but have a super late happy birthday :3)
oh goodness lio you don’t have to apologize! first of all you’re a wonderful friend and ilysm, and also this was literally almost seven months ago so I promise you don’t have to worry about it lol 😛 but thanks haha! ily my fabulous friend <33 /pos /gen
awh tyy <33 (but i swear i'll make you smth next year ;-;)
ps how are there 95 comms across 4 pages when this page has literally 6 pages and 398 (now 399) comments?? and i will be snatching the 400th comment >:3
the fact that we have 6 pages and 400+ comments since maybe may is actually crazy :00
fr omg i can’t believe how far we got with like 2 frequent ppl and another small handfull :3 maybe we should ask the mods to make this a real page >:D
our little page is all grown up🥹🥹🥹
[wipes away tear]
🥹🥹😭😭😭
Wait this being an actual page would be so awesome actually 😭
fr omg ;u;
COMMENT
Why, I haven’t been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929
ikr
whoo, i’m on a roll
HELOOOOOOOOOO IS THIS PAGE DEAD
the deadest it’s been was like for a week or when the blog was down, dw frosti (approved nickname?)
oh yeah it had a scary deadness then😭
??? wdym approved nickname?? and okie.
oh it means that I’m asking you for permission to call you that ^^
Oh yes PERMISSION GRANTED
OMG JAX PFP SPOTTED!!!!
AAA I’m sorry I’ve been so inactive I was grounded a month ago so its been hard to jump on 🥲👍
also apparently a thumbs up emoji is passive aggressive which I find weird but this was not meant to be a passive aggressive comment I swear lolnaurrrrrrrr grounding’s the worst ;-;
wot
jOhN aDaMs??how in the emberlynn pinkle is 👍 passive aggressive?? (btw if yall don’t know emberlynn is the scariest
humancreature known to mankind; she’s from helluva boss, and i still can’t believe i watched that short more than once-)beats meee
two things
1. i had another blogdream!! it involved flam and foamy (again lol) and me ofc and I don’t remember anything except that flam had wavy hot pink hair??? and i’m pretty sure the dream was us as our purrs so idk bro
2. i scrolled back about a bajillion pages on the allegiances chat page and i saw redz asking for a blogfam (i think you joined, flam) and i had an idea. if you’re not part of one alr, we should make a blogfam of ppl on this page and other hazbin watchers! :DD
1. pink hair you say :00 I feel like if I was on a sugar high I’d almost definitely dye my hair hot pink if dared to lol😭
2. sounds awesome!! does it also sound a bit like a cult? yes. but does that matter? absolutely not!😌✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
GASP FLAM HAVING HOT PINK HAIR IS NOW CANON /lhj
nopressureflamlmboand I am honored that I was in one of your blogdreams Lio aaaaaaaaa
AND THAT IS A MAGICTASTICAL IDEA!!! I can be the ✨gay emo cousin✨ (/ref)
flam for your next b day i’ll draw you with a hot pink wig >:Dif i remember correctlyaCcOrDiNg To My CaLcUlAtIoNsredz, frosti, and charnia are all warriors, and flam and foamy are 8th graders, which makes me the youngest person (7th grade, and one of the youngest kids, too) to frequent this page 😭 (and possibly the shortest too T^T) so ig i’m the annoying youngest sibling of the blogfam 😭😭😭AAAHAHHAAHAHAH *points and laughs in older cousin manner* /lhj /silly
*begins scream-crying at dog-whistle levels*
*casually pulls a Grunkle Stan and grabs a bucket of popcorn while watching the chaos unfold*
*casually flings foamy into the bottomless pit*
nonono you’re not annoying Lio!! we all love you :))
then i’m the NOT-annoying tiny short sister who’s secretly but also not secretly corrupted by mature content like hazbin lol
wait actually can i be the cocomelon ipad kidbut fr all my favorite things are for *ahem* NOT 12 year olds; one of my favorite musicals is heathers (with sexual and suicide themes), my favorite book is Fourth Wing (which is ✨spicy✨), and ofc we dont talk about some of my music choices (the lyrics are so…something but the actual music is so good 😭) and then you have hazbin and helluva…
i think i’m broken /lhj
hey if it makes you feel better there’s apparently like 9-year-olds that watch hazbin so I mean you could be much worse😭
Disclaimer in the Hazin/Helluva intro: This series is intended for adults
Random 9 YO: That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!
omg that meme brings back so many memories😭
hahah if you saw my fanfiction history YOU’D BE SICKENED /ref
so according to the blog I’m canonically short and now canonically have pink hair now lolll😭 I LOVE IT :DD
ooh if you’re the gay emo cousin, I can be the gay chaotic uncle because yes! >:D
WAIT I REMEMBERED SOMETHING ELSE ABOUT THE BLOGDREAM
I think we were running around a school for no reason
and then we ran into the cafeteria, which there was all out war (pretty sure i was on the hazelpage the other day) and people throwing crayons at each other. then i looked away from foamy for literally ONE SECOND and then they were wearing king george’s cape and yowling you’ll be back and then i looked at flam and they were screaming ‘WE WAS NEVER MEANT TO YEET. UNTIL WE YEET. WHO KNOWS WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY’ over and over 💀
pfft that’s amazing aoienofneofnemfenfoeifnpe😭😭😭😭😭😭
OMG I LOVE THAT AAA
YOU’RE MAKING ME WANT TO COME BACK TO THE HAZELPAGE NOW
also I do actually have really good quick change skills so that could happen AHAHYOU’LL BE BACK SOON YOU’LL SEE YOU’LL REMEMBER YOU BELONG TO MEEEE
*aesthetically snatches the quick-change skills* i need them more than you do foamy 🥺
dude I absolutely envy the people who can make a quick change😭 during newsies, most kids were done putting on their costumes in maybe 15ish minutes tops, but it took me at least 20 minutes (tbf I wore a button-up shirt that buttoned from behind so I had to get one of my friends to help me with that, plus I had a petticoat under the absolutely massive skirt, and then naturally I had to wear heels too) so I’d be running down the hall only about 15 minutes before the show, heels clacking, to scramble to get my mic in time😭😭😭😭😭😭
aaaand now you’re making me rethink about wanting to get katherine in the play next year (i may or may not have planted the idea in our director’s head of doing newsies next year >:3)
I promise that even if the costume is a challenge, that the role is super duper fun so don’t let my story discourage you haha! plus I think the costumes can vary by production, I know that for my school’s production of newsies all of the costumes were made by the shop class I think?? or some class like that haha 😛
CACKLES IN 3 YEARS DANCE EXPERIENCE AJAHAHAH
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS
Guys, my mom overheard me talking to some friends about Hazbin and now she wants to watch it with me and we’re supposed to binge-watch the first season tonight. wish me luck cause I have no idea how this is gonna go 😛
oh goodness I hope it goes okay rip😭 I know if I did that with my mom it’d be very awkward, for example when we went to see les mis back in september after the show I was like “mAN THERE WAS A LOT MORE EXPLICITLY STATED ADULT CONTENT IN THAT THAN IN HAMILTON!” and my mom was like “oh yeah I forgot about that😅” lol
we also recently found out that les mis is coming to washington dc over the summer and we might be going, and my sister who’s obsessed with anything and everything french immediately said “HOLD ON IS THIS THE FRENCH MUSICAL BECAUSE IF SO I WANNA GO” and I was like “nO YOU’RE TOO YOUNG FOR IT😭” and started freaking out a little 😛
however my brother first watched hamilton when he was maybe 6 thanks to me so I think if my sister did end up seeing it (which I think she changed her mind, she’d definitely get bored 😛 she definitely is NOT a theatre kid :’D) she’d be okay for the most part but uh yeah I’m yapping too much✨
anywaysies good luck again! I’m sure at least it’ll be quite interesting, although that might not be a good thing😭
oh no
if your mom is anything like mine…
i salute you and your sacrifice soldier 🫡
Oh noooo D:) /gen
good luck Redwood, hopefully your mom is chill about it :’DD
AGHAGAHAAHAHAHAHAH CAN WE MAKE A LACKADAISY PAGE?!
I’ve only ever watched the pilot ’cause i couldn’t find any other episodes on spotify ;-;
I don’t watch Lackadaisy and I don’t know about anyone else on this page but you’re more than welcome to start your own Lackadaisy-discussing sps!! :DD
How do I start one, Flam?? I have no living idea how to start a page lol
oh just claim an sps and maybe put it as a link in ur name :DD
how do I claim one????
You just go to either an sps with its last activity being like a year ago or find a blank sps and comment ‘claimed!’
oh if you’re wondering how I got the name to the alastor worship page, thie GIF used to be my pfp and bc all sps show the filename at the top, I renamed the file before making it my pfp >:3
what Lio said! ^^ however I know the dodos have said before that they do discourage creating brand-new secret pages just for the sake of creating them! :))
yeah i didn’t know that before ;-; however, the gif was my pfp for a while, i didn’t make an sps just because :p
They come with a very annoying loophole that’s a huge pain to us mods. Plus, it means more data on the blog’s database, which means we’d be ever the more close to database errors. No one wants that 😛
ok! thanks
oh shoot i didn’t know that, i’m sorry
won’t do it again 🥺 /gen