Now that you’ve stumbled across this chaotic nook of the Blog, you may be wondering what exactly we are. The Apprentice Army is a corner on the Blog that’s made its own family. It is something all members on the Blog can be part of. There’s no need to ask to join, you can just jump on in and get a warm welcome. We love ideas for events, games, positions, etc. It’s a place to make friends, and belong to a community — one that you can help create. While it began with the objective to take over the Blog, it has evolved into a place you go when you are looking for a smile. Now, the purpose of it is to create a family….and throw some moddos into a pot 😀
Since you’re here, you might as well stay!!
Some common things you’ll see referenced around here:
The Pot: A soup He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named throws apprentices in to >:(
Moms: Warriors who are honorary Army members and help run things!
Our High Ranks: Leader, 2nd in Command, 3rd in Command, Mediator, Medicine Cat, Medicine Cat Assistant, Ultimate Accomplice!
Flinty: Our Leader!
Proposed by one of our awesome members, Mounty, we now do positive challenges! They’ll appear here when updated!
Positive Challenge:
Say hello to one new person this week!
Feel free to chat and plot chaos here! Here are some links to our affiliated places:
History – https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AaopviEQT5tOTmCYYcwAjRJEEkJ5EnvPBMPbaVeMtek/edit
Game Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-game-page/
Chaos Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/tumblr_p72wbmkwfu1x6eg0ao1_1280/
Introduction Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/needletail-3-png/comment-page-1/?unapproved=1091623&moderation-hash=3be3002ca595c3a414d25094e554cffa#comment-1091623
Wiki – https://blogclan-2.fandom.com/wiki/The_Apprentice_Army
Pages no longer in use:
Old Main Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army/comment-page-14/#comments
Old Elections Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-elections/comment-page-4/#comments
🍴Cloudi’s Apprentice Army Snack and Soup Bar 🥄
Ice Cream and Sorbet:
Blueberry Ice Cream with Large Chunks of Viper and a Caramel Drizzle🫐
Mango-Passionfruit Sorbet with Peanuts and Mapey Syrup 🥭
Strawberry Ice Cream with Coconut and Piney shavings 🍓🥥
Lemon Sorbet with a Liv Flavored Mochi On Top 🍋
Crisps and Fries:
Cheddar and Aquila 🧀
Sour Cream and Onion Snowy 🧅
Goldi Barbecue 🍖
Embix Extra Spicy 🔥
(Choice of Crisps or Fries)
Soups:
Opsrey Noodle Soup 🍜
Moon Mushroom Soup 🍄
Birchy Mystery Soup ❔
Allergy Note: Lots of Dodo!
NON-DODO PRODUCTS 😱:
Boba Tea 🧋
French Fries 🍟
Vanilla Ice Cream 🍦
Corn Soup 🥫
only accepting moddo pancakes 🥞 (tell me which moddo though 👀)
Aquila cheddar thingy please!
🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞(osp)
yaya osp pancakes!! :DD
you didn’t specify if you wanted crisps or fries, so I give you both :3
Cheddar and Aquila, ofc!
✨️🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
*gives gift cards*
yess here you go *hands crisps and fries*
May I have one of everything*They said as they handed them a million embix pancakes*
Hi! Can someone pls explain this army to me?
of course! it’s chaotic and we Throw each other in the pot and eat things with lots of dodos in them!😃
We eat dodos (aka mods) in all forms, tho some popular forms are pancakes, cheese, ice cream and the classic dodo soup. Howeva you can make anything with dodo
That’s it lol
Just a bunch o’ crazy apps eating moddos
we throw moddos in the pot 😀
me just stumbling here
ive never actually commented here but now i want to
I THINK IM GOING TO LOVE THIS PAGE AND IM GOING TO CAUSE CHAOS MUAHAHAHA
YASSS DATS DA SPIRIT
YAYAYAY COME HAVE SOME CHEESE AND SOUP AND FRIES AND PANCAKES AND WAFFLES AND PIZZA AND STUFF :DDDDD
guys ik its only septeber but can anyone explain how you ‘dress up’ as someone ese on the blog 4 halloween?
you match display names and pfps so it’s really confusing lol
What holz said
Last year I was Dawny
Um
Idk who I’ll be this year cuz dawnys gone…
*digitally sobs*
Guys! The app army group photo/ drawing is done! You can find it in the June contest results document! Might do another one next year!
OMG JAZZY I LOVE ITTTT
Ooooh Jaz I LOVE IT!!!! (HOW DARE U NOT WIN??! WE SHALL HAVE AN UPRISING!!/j /lh)
Am I in it??
I finally watched Hamilton :O
Can I join the Hamilsquad? (presuming that’s how you get in :P)
Yeah ofc! What do you want your name to be?
WHY OF COURSE!! WELCOME, MY FRIEND! I AM GENERAL LIGHTAYETTE, RECRUITER OF THE HAMILSQUAD!! I HAVE ‘TIS BUT A QUESTION, favorite Hamilton song?
Definitely the cabinet battles >:) I love Jefferson’s character so much
Hi! I have only just found this page, and it looks absolutely PERFECT for a cat like me! So excited to join the Apprentice Army! 😛
Edit: OMG MY FIRST PAGE FLIP WHATTT
Welcome new soldier! (to the best, most splenderific place on the blog. wait no, on earth :p)
Have some warm moddo soup and waffles to welcome you to the army
Thanks! I very much like that soup (and waffles too). So excited to join the chaos!
welcome to the best place on the Blog 😀
*throws whoever mods this into the pot bc why not*
Welcome welcome!! Would you care for a nice warm bowl of dodo soup? :DD We also have dodo pizza if you’re more in that mood ✨
PAGE FLIPPO WOOO
heyyyy just wanted to get in early 😀
Cheeso can i be u for halloween? ill fill my display name with cheese and slay preppy quotes 😀
if ydk what that is its where 2 blogclanners have matching display names at halloween time to make everyone confused XD
and pfps, not just display names
Ah the PFPs I didn’t even do mine last year! I was Flam-Flam for Halloween but I was too lazy to figure out how to contact her to get a pfp since she doesn’t have the wikia or email or anything
YESYES FINCH SUREZES >:D
idk what is in ur display name normally
-waits for answer-
Well atm I’m really digging the *phrase* feather *phrase* feather pattern like I have now 😀
And what about pfps? I can do the toothless and u can do my preppy gif pfp if u want XD
YAY SO I CAN HAVE AN AESTHETIC DISPLAY NAME FOR ONCE
Yasssss✨✨✨
I havent been here for so long lolp
Wassup and what’d I miss
WeLcOmE bAcK!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t think you missed anything important lol, but there’s so much chaos I don’t know 😛
WELCOME BACK!!!
Anyway, u didn’t miss anything important except for the usual chaos :p
AYYY WB MISTOOO
hi misty!
May I join？
Yas💅
May I join？:D
Ofc! Everyone can join THE CHAOS! Have some cheese and moddo soup : D
of course!
But of course!!!! Welcome to the most magictastical place on earth 😌✨✨
YASS HELLO RYRY!!!!!!
hehehe hello my chaotic children… how was your mod-in-pot-throwing day? How many stews did we make?
unrelated note but does anyone want to swap for Halloween?
*stirs mod soup and cackles*
We made 1000000000000000+ stews, lost the count then😛
Also, I’m so excited for Halloween!!! I’m swapping with Dreamrose :3
Idk I was at school
Uhhh idk last year I was dawnpaw but she’s kinda gone… ILL ASK REEDOUGH!
Wb Sky!!!! :DD Ohh we made soooo many pots of soup, would you care for some? :DDDD
I could swap >:3
good
Dramatically walks up to
Yesh, we have made soup
Dramatically yeets cheese at and runs