Now that you’ve stumbled across this chaotic nook of the Blog, you may be wondering what exactly we are. The Apprentice Army is a corner on the Blog that’s made its own family. It is something all members on the Blog can be part of. There’s no need to ask to join, you can just jump on in and get a warm welcome. We love ideas for events, games, positions, etc. It’s a place to make friends, and belong to a community — one that you can help create. While it began with the objective to take over the Blog, it has evolved into a place you go when you are looking for a smile. Now, the purpose of it is to create a family….and throw some moddos into a pot 😀

Since you’re here, you might as well stay!!

Some common things you’ll see referenced around here:
The Pot: A soup He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named throws apprentices in to >:(
Moms: Warriors who are honorary Army members and help run things!
Our High Ranks: Leader, 2nd in Command, 3rd in Command, Mediator, Medicine Cat, Medicine Cat Assistant, Ultimate Accomplice!
Flinty: Our Leader!
Proposed by one of our awesome members, Mounty, we now do positive challenges! They’ll appear here when updated!

Positive Challenge:
Say hello to one new person this week!

Feel free to chat and plot chaos here! Here are some links to our affiliated places:
History – https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AaopviEQT5tOTmCYYcwAjRJEEkJ5EnvPBMPbaVeMtek/edit
Game Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-game-page/
Chaos Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/tumblr_p72wbmkwfu1x6eg0ao1_1280/
Introduction Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/needletail-3-png/comment-page-1/?unapproved=1091623&moderation-hash=3be3002ca595c3a414d25094e554cffa#comment-1091623
Wiki – https://blogclan-2.fandom.com/wiki/The_Apprentice_Army
Pages no longer in use:
Old Main Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army/comment-page-14/#comments
Old Elections Page – https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/apprentice-army-elections/comment-page-4/#comments

Heyo lets party
Sure! Care for some rickrolled Snowy stew? It tastes delicious!
absolutely
and let’s have some piney noodle soup while we’re at it! :DD
And we can have some Darkwing donuts for dessert!
absolutely! :DD
Yes let’s party I am ready to add some CHAOS
Welcome to Dawny’s plushie store!
Since we may not have the same currency I created a new currency called blogcoins!
Also if you see a duplicate or can’t find a plushie let me know!
Disclaimer: all adjectives apply to all mods hehe 😉
Plushies:
Snuggable Snowy plushie-1 blogcoin
Amazing Aquila plushie-1 blogcoin
Marvelous Mapey plushie-1 blogcoin
Lovable Lils plushie-1 blogcoin
Lovely Liv plushie-1 blogcoin
Cool Cheeto plushie-1 blogcoin
Optimistic Osp plushie-1 blogcoin
Perfect Piney plushie-1 blogcoin
Elegant Embix plushie-1 blogcoin
Great Goldi plushie-1 blogcoin
Magnificent Moon plushie-1 blogcoin
Brilliant Birchy plushie-1 blogcoin
Valuable Vip plushie-1 blogcoin
Ooh how do we get Blogcoins? I spy a speedy Snowy on the Recent Purrs :0
You just have them because you’re part of the blog!
Great! I’ll take a Lovely Liv plushie then 😀 (Speedy Liv I see u)
I’ll have a cool Cheeto plushie 🪙
Alright! Here you go!
*gives you the cool Cheeto plushie*
COULD I PERHAPS BUY THEM ALL FOR DEFINITELY VERY LEGAL PURPOSES
*yeets a ton of money*
YAY MONEY
*gives you all plushies*
Can I have a Snuggable Snowy and a Lovely Liv plushie please?😉
Okie here you go!
*gives you the plushies*
Blogcoins please!
*yeets Blogcoins*
I would love a me plushie and a Liv plushie please :O Wow, I think this is my first time not being eaten!
Okay! *gives you the plushies and takes two blogcoins from you*
Also don’t get too comfortable not being eaten *mysterious laughs*
Naurrrrr
Sorry Snowy but you don’t have any protection unlike Osp and Lil soooooooo
*grabs Snowy and flings her into the Pot*
DINNER
NOOOOO SOMEONE S AVE ME
saves you
youre too fun to chat with snowy i cant allow this
Thank you Shimmz, both for the compliment and for having mercy
of course it’s my duty as the resident mod-saver c:
Just another good reason as to why I got engaged with you 😌
SHIMMZ HOW COULD YOU😭
(reply to snowy)
😌😌😌
one snuggable snowy, please! <3
Can i have a Super Pack (all of them)
>:DDD
one cool cheeto plush please!
*gives one blogcoin*
I’ll take the cool Cheeto plushie.
*gives blogcoins*
Ooo ill take a Lovely Liv plushie 😛
HEYYY
yes! that sounds fun!
HELLOOOOO MY FRIENDS!! it’s supposed to snow at least a whole FOOT where I live tomorrow and tonight, so I decided I’d open a limited-offer soup stand! come and get it while it’s hot! :DD
on the menu we have:
piney noodle soup
aquila italian wedding soup (that’s a real soup I swear and it’s quite good)
embix tomato soup (with some goldi grilled cheese!)
liv jambalaya
birchy ramen
snowy stew
vipey egg drop soup
map pasta
moon chowder
enjoy!! :DDD
EVERYTHING IM SO HUNGRY
BUT OF COURSE DAWNY :DD
oooo embix tomato soup with goldi grilled cheese sounds scrumptious!
✨✨✨
Limited offer? Sign me up!
(Also it’s going to be cold the whole week for me… yikes)
Could I have simple snowy stew with birchy ramen? Thanks!
but of course shrubsy!!
1 order of Birchy ramen and Map pasta and Piney noodle soup please
Nom nom
of course! coming your way✨
everything sounds too yummy, which to get
JUST GET ME EVERYTHING
BUT OF COURSE MADAM :DD
THANKSSSSSS :DDDDDDD
birchy ramen please!🍜😋
ofc! coming your way✨
I read ‘I swear it’s quite god’ 😭😭😭
I mean it is pretty god if I do say so myself😌✨✨
Some ramen sounds nice >:D
but of course! >:D
It’s been so long since I was here, I remember getting less active because it was too chaotic or sm for quiet little me (:P)? Idk, can’t really remember, but I like to read all these comments, it’s so fun seeing the jokes and stuff. Also, it’s funny that the moddo food is still here after months 😛
mods never fear your knight in shining aluminum armour is hereWell, apprentices’ gotta eat
EXACTLY✨
impostor apprentice!! eject this mod-defender from the ship >:0000 the dodos MUST BE SOUP!!! /lhj
Plot twist, I can swim >:)))
in space, you cannot >:00
i forgot to say /ref asdfghjklwell hello emmy! perhaps instead of, yknow, not making dodo soup, you could perhaps have some piney noodle soup! :DD
See, thing is that the pine sap broth was getting everywhere, and the noodles taste like pine needles :<<
WHAT? YOU SUPPORT LE DODOS??? I CAN NOT TOLERATE THIS!!! *throws Emberz into the pot*
*Throws Snowy into the same pot*
*throws Embix, Birchy, Goldi, Vip, Osp, Piney, Lil, Moon, Liv, Aquila and Map in there as well*
*ominously stirs the pot*
*swims to surface and smiles creepily 🙂*
no seriously if you stare at that emotion for too long you start feeling creeped outAAAAAH I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT CREEPED OUT BY THAT EMOJI TWINSIESSSSSS
hello, me too, i don’t come here as often anymore
HIIII EMMYYY ITS LOVELY TO SEE YOU MY AWESOME APPRENTICE How are you?
SILV HI! I’m doing well, ty, preping for one last exam(will not miss them). How are you?
Also, I see from your display name you like Squid Game :DD My friends keep talking about it, meanwhile I’ve never watched but I keep analyzing the characters and setting and inspirations and plot and whatnot like the nerd I am 😛
✨SHE WAS A FAIRY✨
*Crashes into a wall*
Oh…Hi guys!
i totally didnt misread that as “she was a furry” i promise
hello c:
✨SHE WAS A FURRY✨ 😭
I DID A SPIT TAKE READING THAT ;u;
tee hee
my sleep-deprived brain short-circuited and I laughed much too loud at 11:30 pm 😭
well hello!! :DD
hey!!
Hiya!
What a dramatic entrance 😛 /pos
Hello!
✨Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii✨
since one of my nickname is wall, you technically crashed into me :PPPP
hello, just decided to check out this page. how’s everyone?
what else have you been doing (besides moddo soup ofc)?
We now also have moddo plushies! :DD
We do?? I want one >:D
*yeets a snuggable Snowy plushie at you*
oh yes, i saw that hehehe
uhh well I’ve made moddo stew :DD
dat’s still close to soup
nuh uh it isn’t >:(
it’s like more stewy than soupy
facts✨ /lh 😛
stew is liquid, as well as soup. same with slurries too
Question, will the positive challenge ever be updated?
honestly idk, I don’t think it’s been updated since the page was created haha 😛
It has never been updated in my whole time on BlogClan (over a year)
no 😛
I don’t think so 😛
prob not
Chaos.
Yes🙂↕️
indeed😌
True words
Yesh.
agreed
I have no idea where to post this, but who wants my old SPS?
It’s only a bit used. You can seriously use it for anything!
Here’s the link to it!: https://blogclan.katecary.co.uk/blog-monthly-discussion-page/image-24-2/
Just reply below if you would like it!! Tell me blow if this is not the right please to post it, and where the right place should be!
cool, i have some in my name too!
Welcome to Dawny’s plushie store!
Since we may not have the same currency I created a new currency called blogcoins!
Also if you see a duplicate or can’t find a plushie let me know!
Disclaimer: all adjectives apply to all mods hehe 😉
Plushies:
Snuggable Snowy plushie-1 blogcoin
Amazing Aquila plushie-1 blogcoin
Marvelous Mapey plushie-1 blogcoin
Lovable Lils plushie-1 blogcoin
Lovely Liv plushie-1 blogcoin
Cool Cheeto plushie-1 blogcoin
Optimistic Osp plushie-1 blogcoin
Perfect Piney plushie-1 blogcoin
Elegant Embix plushie-1 blogcoin
Great Goldi plushie-1 blogcoin
Magnificent Moon plushie-1 blogcoin
Brilliant Birchy plushie-1 blogcoin
Valuable Vip plushie-1 blogcoin
Now we have the big size of each of them (By big I mean BIG like life size) just add 1 more blogcoin
I’LL TAKE ALL OF THEM
HERE YA GO!
*gives all of them*
GIMME MONEY NOW!
Can I have a Snuggable Snowy plushie and a Optimistic Osp plushie? Thanks! :DD
Here you go!
*gives plushies and takes your money*
Tyy! 😀
*takes the money back sneakily* /j
Could I get a Perfect Piney plushie and an Optimistic Osp plushie please? :DD
Ofc!
*gives plushies*
Money now! NOW NOW NOW /lh
Fallowsy gets the Blogcoins as slow as possible, taking three hours just to get them out of her pocket. Then she spends some more hours handing them over to Dawny and reeeeeeeally slowly walks away.
i’d love a big elegant embix!!
Here you go!
*almost struggles to get a big embix*
Money please!
here’s your blogcoins :3
tysmmm
ALL OF THEM SUPER SIZED
I ALSO AGREE TO THE MEMBERSHIP PROGRAM
*gives you every supersized plushie* The plushie membership gives you one free plushie every two weeks of your choice, unless sold out which we NEVER ARE so that will be like 1000 blogcoins so yeah 👍
Oooooooooooooooh
Could I have a big size Optimistic Osp plushie and a normal size Elegant Embix plushie?
Also could I pay In cookies instead of Blogcoins pleeeez, I have tons of cookies, see? 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
Hmm….fine but I want all of your cookies
*gives you plushies and munches on a cookie*
Hiii I’ll have a snuggable snowy in ur LARGEST SIZE just pls make sure I’ll be able to fit it through my front door 😛
Hmm…
*goes to storage and almost gets crushed by a big snuggable snowy*
Could I…get a….tip for the….effort? Please?
Sure, here’s a triple decker cake for ur much appreciated efforts 😜🎂🎂🎂
YAAAAAAAAY!!!
*cuts a teeny tiny slice of cake and puts it on a teeny tiny plate and cuts it into teeny tiny pieces and puts the teeny tiny pieces into her mouth one at a time to eat teeny tiny*
can i have all?
*gives 14 blogcoins* please keep the extra coin. it’s a tip!
hi I’m new
Hi there! Welcome to the realm of chaos 😀 /lh
well hellooooo! welcome to the most fantabulous, magictastical, and chaotic place you shall ever be blessed to discover!✨
welcome to the app army! im a mom here
Well, this place is chaos. I LOVE IT!!!
YESSSSS WE LOVE CHAOS
it sure is chaotic!
yumyums for the children
🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩🍔🌭🍕🍟🍦🍪🍩
*cutely noms dodo fries*
HURRAHHHHHH THANKS JOYYYYYYYYYYYYY :DDDDDDDDDDD
😲😲😲😲😲😲
YUM YUMS
*bolts to le yum yums and takes a few*
Yummmmmmmmy. thanks!
Hi, everyone
Welcome to the most chaotic place on Earth 🙂
Correction: We are not on Earth. Welcome to the most chaotic place in DA WHOLE UNIVERSE✨️
YES I MEAN THAT
Hiya!
well hello😌
hello!