The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
“Hello Hazelpagers, do you mind giving me a stuffed PLUTO?!” requested Raven, carrying a katana with the words “VIVA LA PLUTO” engraved into its handle . “No, not the disney dog, the PLANET.”
“….That’s a dwarf planet, it’s been debated…” Si mewed while throwing a blade- WAIT WHAT.
Ravena quickly dodged the flying knife, pointing his “VIVA LA PLUTO” katana towards Si. “DWARF PLANETS SHALLA BE PLANETS TOO!” xe screeched, taking out Flamehaze’s death murder chainsaw (which is on fire and covered in acid) as well.
“Goodness, it’s not like the teachers forces us to learn the name of all 200+ moons, why should it be the same for planets?” they said slightly more calmly.
Whirlpaw stepped in, saw the chaos, and attempted to quietly step out but was pulled inside by something. “Help!” She yoweled
Mintpaw calmly watches.
Hazepaw woke up from her dream, thinking the yowling was just an echo in her ears, and fell back asleep.
Whirlpaw rolled her eyes, grabbed her attacker, jerked their jaws open, thrust a patato into their mouth then shoved them aside and they plopped on the floor and scampered away. Whirlpaw then calmly walks over the seating area and starts hopping from table to table.
“Raven look out” Moonkit screeched as Opalkit(werecat form) nearly ate raven. Silver dives down and grabs her at the last moment throwing her and some rainbow slurpies behind shimmerkit. “Sorry” Opalkit (back in not werecat form) mewed I need to make sure that I only target clones and darkstalker ghosts.
“Raven look out” Moonkit screeched as Opalkit(werecat form) nearly ate raven. Silver dives down and grabs her at the last moment throwing her and some rainbow slurpies behind shimmerkit. “Sorry” Opalkit (back in not werecat form) mewed I need to make sure that I only target clones and darkstalker ghosts.” She pats Raven on the head and continues to eat clones shimmerkit saves Whirlpaw from a darkstalker clone and gives her a dragon of her own. “This metalwing is called Bronze” Moonkit says proudly, “She is yours now”
Whirlpaw leaps onto the dragon and starts flying around and knocking all the celling lights to the ground wail screaming “YAHOOOOOOO.” A lightbulb barely lands on someone belows’ head and instead lands into their drink and they devour it quickly.
Daydream opened up the roof of the hazelpage, rain now falling in it. Daydream randomly turns into Firestar. “I have decided to gift three cats dragons for no apparent reasons” Firestar summoned Prisimkit, Shimmerkit, and Ravenmask. “Prisimkit;Farosh Shimmerkit;Dinraal Ravenmask;Naydra or whatever it is.” Dinraal sets Shimmerkit’s slurpee on fire and turned it into a fire slurpee that was even for delicious. Prisimkit does not get shocked because of her op thunder helm and Ravenmask doesn’t care, just like Teba when you try to hit him with a bow.
Whirlpaw closes the roof as someone attempts to escape, then the dragon that she was riding on grabs Firestar off the ground, and flies around. Then it drops Firestar in a pool of slurpiees which turns him purple.
Mintpaw watches in confusion while eating ice cream.
Shimmers was just as confused, so she hopped up next to Mintpaw and made some cookies and cream ice cream appear for herself.
Hazepaw hopped up next to Mintpaw and Shimmers, and accidentally dropped an ice cream cone on the floor.
Leopardkit fell out of the portal of magic while riding a dritten(you know, cat/dragon). ¨Breezelight, down.¨ She commanded to the dritten. She was tossed of the dritten´s back and on the floor. ¨That was fun!¨ Leopard meowed. ¨It seems like everyone likes slurpees here….¨ She meowed thoughtfully. She moved her tail slowly and there was a rainbow slurpe waterfall in the Hazelpage leading to a bathtub.
Whirlpaw sends her dragon off to go hunt some enchiladas and she jumps off her dragon and onto a table. She hops onto the floor, barely squashing a tail under her. “Hey!” Someone yells but Whirlpaw just sticks out her tongue. She then sprints towards a beanbag chair and plops onto it before anyone else can. She lays on her back and throws knives at the ceiling wail drinking a purple slurpee that was making her eyes glow light green, as a relaxing activity.
¨Ooh, good idea!¨ Leopardkit meowed. She yanks a giant bag filled with giant blueberries and pies. She swished her tail and lots of fizzy sodas appeared. She shook all of the sodas quickly. ¨Food fight!¨ She screamed. She threw the pies and blueberries and opened the sodas at everyone, sticking her tough out each time a blueberry or pie or soda water hit someone.
Whirlpaw calmly watches from her beanbag where she lay, pleased as the cahos has compleatly gotten out of hand. She kept throwing her knives at the ceiling and watched with a smirk as the handle-end of a knife fell from the ceiling and collided with someone’s head, causing them to turn around and jump on the person behind them.
After being hit in the face with an apple pie, Blazestrike decided he had had enough and said, “Oh yeah? Well how about this!” He and Mirage grabbed two freezers full of ice cream and chucked vanilla ice cream at everything in sight, with Mirage melting the ice cream so that it would splatter on impact.
Whirlpaw could not hold back a cackle as purple Firestar was blasted in the face with some hot Ice cream and he fell back into the Slurpee pool that he was trying to climb out of.
Leopardkit licked up the melted ice cream on her face (and opening sodas and throwing food). ¨Yum.¨ She meowed. She threw the rest of her stuff at Blazestrike she disappeared under a couch and built a fort in there.
A random portal opens, and Snowfeather (Raven’s OC, the fish enchilada provider, and the *alleged* fish stealer) steps out. Upon seeing the massive chaos that was happening on this page since she left, she innocently squeaked “Why are you causing chaos? Chaos is bad. Why don’t we all sit on a table and eat fish enchiladas together.”
Whirlpaw stared at this cat in amazement then got up and led Snowfeather back to her beanbagchair “Well you see-“
She started to say but was cut off when someone threw a dead fish on her face. Whirlpaw then ate the fish quickly then continued her explanation. “This is just, well, funner!” Whirlpaw then jumped Into the cahos.
“Oh okie! So no one is dying!” replied Snowfeather, emitting sparkles everywhere (she can do that) and coating all of her surroundings, including Whirlpaw, in a fine powdery pure white snow.
“Can I has fish?”
¨Sure.¨ Leopardkit meowed. She threw an alive, wriggling fish in Snowfeather´s face.
Whirlpaw shook the sparkles off of herself and sneezed as all of it went into her mouth. She tried to spit them out then realized that these where magical sparkles and that they would not go away and that they would appear every time she sneezed from now on. Whirlpaw shrugged then went back to her beanbag chair where she continued throwing the knives at the ceiling.
“OH NOES!” squeaked Snowfeather, wriggling out from under the fish and then jumping on top of it. “THE FISH IS BIG!” (just in case you want some scale, assuming you threw a tuna, Snowfeather can probably ride on its back lol)
“RINGSHARD MOM!” squealed Snowfeather, slashing her claws across the fish’s gills. “PLZ SLICE FISH THANK!”
“Alright, my ‘daughter’,” said a voice. A portal then opened, some magic flew out, and the fish was promptly diced into pieces that Snowfeather.
“YAY!”
“Hi!” Shimmer meows, sauntering in, but in seeing the chaos surrounding her, sees no other option than to do something about it. “Everyone!” She yowls, standing on top of a chair. “We must wage war on pineapple!”
Whirlpaw leaps onto a table across from Shimmer and tilts her head questioningly. “You mean the FRUIT?” Whirlpaw demanded. “OR do you mean the one under the sea?” Whirlpaw then grabbed a sword and stuck it into the table. “Because I’ll fight either!” She declared, then started yowling and soon the entire place was filled with yowls.
Snowfeather looks up while eating her fish. “PINEAPPLE? WHO IS THAT?” (please note that Snowfeather is the child guardian of Eneceladus, and would not know what many Earth things are)
“It’s a thing on Earth,” replied Raven, who happened to teleport into the room just now. Snowfeather blinked her enormous sparkling pink-and-blue eyes.
“It is round and shaped like Lasereye’s celestial,” continued Raven, “It is very spiky, and is a dark yellowish and brown color, and it has spiky green things coming out from the top.”
“LETS FIGHT IT!” squeaked Snowfeather, picking up a piece of her dead fish and throwing it at Shimmer.
“HEY, NOOOO, I’M NOT PINAPPLEEEEE!!!!” Shimmer yowls, throwing the dead fish back at Snowfeather.
“Hold up, so if you’re not a pineapple, then WHAT IS A PINEAPPLE?!” asked Snowfeather. Raven refused to answer her question because xe just did earlier.
just hi 🙂 What do you do here?
“You do stuff,” replied Raven, swishing hir floofy tail. Meanwhile, Snowfeather somehow makes a fish enchilada only using the dead pieces of fish on the ground.
“Wo-o-ow,” Willa breathed, completely ignoring Raven, fully focused on Snowfeather’s enchilada.
We do a roleplay sort of thing! I suggest you read the thing at the top and some of the most recent comments to get context and stuff! I hope you like it here! :DDD
“Fun!” replied Willa eagerly. “I do too!”
Very speedy dodo
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Whirlpaw saw someone in the middle of the room eating a pineapple and screeched “ATTAKK!!!!” Soon everyone was jumping at that table, causing the table to fall and yowls and screeches were pouring from the cat pile.
Moonkit jumps on Blade and grabs Snowyfeather and her fish from being eated by a blacky clone – She produces a baby metalwing and hands it to snowy feather – “Her name is coblat, she can swim to get fish.” she mewed while Moonwatcher saves blacky from a darkstalker clone