The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
“YES!!! ANOTHER DRITTEN!!!” Moonkit yelps flying to the ceiling “Oh man” Blacky sighs
“Another dritten” “DRITTENS UNITE!!!” Moonkit yells as she proceeds to torch the halezpage setting it on fire
Daydream spits out her sprite (and still has the spear in her back from the recent war of PeaceClan vs ChaosClan) “Oh god” she says “my depression is back”
“YES” rainstripe shouts “I am back” and puts a peace of dinamite in each drink then grabs a waffle and starts eating
Leopardkit flew into the room. “YOU CAN’T PUT DYNAMITE IN MY DRINK!” She yelled. Then she drank her soda while blinking. After she blinked 3 times, Rainstripe turned the color of a sloth.
blackie continues to casually have a stroke in the corner of the room
Rabbitflame struggles with her math homework, holding her head in her paws. “Dagnabbit, this inequality is super complicated!”
Bored, she flings her math homework into the fireplace and adds CSS Cola as extra furl to make it burn faster. Then she eats a part of Viper’s Mysterious Portal cake and disappears into a black hole.
Then Rainstripe summoned his dragon that he created a few months ago (I forgot what it is called, it can basically do anything, has every superpower, and is immortal, if you want the info on it it is around 5-45 pages back)
Rabbitflame comes back a day later and glares at her math teacher, who is sitting across the hazelpage drinking a diet coke and deciding how to punish her next. “It was you who did this….” Rabbitflame mutters as she begrudgingly tries to finish two exit tickets and her homework. Suddenly she snatches a random dark unicorn and makes it poison her math teacher’s diet coke. Her math teacher turns into a dragon and Rabbitflame eats another bit of Viper’s Mysterious Portal cake to run away as the Hazelpage crumbles down around her.
Silent returns from somewhere. “HELLO, FELLOW PEOPLE!”
YES! THE HAZELPAGE! THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL CREATION FOR THE MOST RANDOM OF WORDS!
“Hi.” Cloverkit mewed as she stomped on her math homework and threw it into the fireplace to burns
“I aM FInaLLy FreE FrOM ThE PrISON yOU CaLl HoMEwoRk” She screeched loudly
“*gobbles on tofu and Seaweed Fish and Chips* Deeelicious” she commented
Firepaw blows herself up.
The mischivieous Cloverkit put dynamite in everyone’s food.
As she pushed the button the food started to blow up and she pushed a lever to trigger a tnt that she put right under the hazelpage
“I HAVE DONE IT, I DESTROYED THE HAZELPAGE, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” She screeched as the hazelpage blew up
Silentwisp yeeted the hazelpage back into existence. “CLOVERKIT, WHY. Now I can’t have my Stofer’s Mac ‘n Cheese!”
Lucky me for not eating yet
Opalkit curls up in a corner under a chaos repellent bubble, wondering sadly if someone still sane will join her to sip cocoa and play board games
“Hello, though on the verge of insanity, I have come for cocoa. Cocoa is the best thing in the world- I brought Monopoly, too!” Si said happily, holding Monopoly.
Cloverkit continues to have a chaotic sleep pattern
Silvy shyly slid through the door. “Hello, I’m back!”
She looked around at all the chaos and held out a brown sack. “Does anyone want any porble cookies?”
“What’s a…Porble cookie..?”
“It’s a magic cookie that’s purple,” Silvy replied, “Do you want to try some?”
Blazestrike teleports back into the Hazelpage, looking around with an uninterested glance. That is, until an explosive detonated in front of him. “Oh joy.” he sighed, and then hauled out 20 blocks of C4, 100 explosive caps, enough grenades to outfit a small army, and finally, a fruitcake. “Let’s get this party started!” he shouted, and the fireworks began.
Si took out their non-existent phone and played the meme. “IT’S TIME TO STOP-” just before stuffing his face with raw macaroni.
Firepaw, from the side of the ceiling, groggily groans,”If you say so.” She then lights the ceiling on fire.
Rabbitpaw sneaks back into the hazelpage underneath the cover of a black cloak. Then she hides behind an unsuspecting stranger as her principal bursts in, seeking to end Rabbitpaw’s fall break. Rabbitpaw hisses to the stranger, “Don’t let them see me!”