The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
*poofs into existence*
I am pleased to say I have been buying throwing knives, explosives and flamethrowers from Viper, same day delivery.
I LOVE SAME DAY DELIVERY!
*pulls out rocket launcher*
Let’s do this!
*fires and roof crumbles onto Rabbitpaw’s principal*
Speedy moddo! This was published like 30 seconds after I wrote it!
Edit: I still have like 30 secs to edit lol
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Cheetah is THE SPEEDY MODDO BLAP BLAP BLAP
p.s: Blap’s not my version of a curse, I just do it when I’m surprised
blap blap blap
BLAP
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KJHGFR HOW DARE YOU
do that without me
“HIIII” Screeched Cloverkit as she stormed inside
“HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII” Lilypaw screeches back then coughs on her soda
“ooohhhh soooddaaaaa” She squeaked “YEEET, THANKS FOR DA SODA! HEHE” She screeched as she ran away
Huh?
What is this page-
Umm basically where everyone commits arson usually
Also Speedy Moddo back in the house! Twice today!
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Me just nonchalantly just wanderin’ around, just dropping Dina it’s that explodes into time traveling fireworks, “defenatly not exploding the past, present and future” I say lighting the time traveling fireworks
Hu- wha- I was just drinking my soda-
OH MY GOSH I forgot about this page!!!!!!!
I haven’t been here in forever-
In fact, last time I was here, I was Lilykit
Well I’m back and I brought rainbow sodas
‘I AM CHAOS’ Snowpaw said as she came into the Internet with an unhealthy amount of Fanta and cookies.
Also unrelated but does anyone want a free deactivated bomb?My room’s about to explode(that’s a joke,I’m not that crazy)
“WAIT THAT’S MY THING.” Si yeeted himself at Snow.
Snow ducked,ran away,and climbed a tree that would not be able to support Si.’Well too bad.Im now either chaos or trouble so can’t stop me.Also since I shrunk once I became a cat,you can’t catch me.The advantages of being short.Also can you just let me be chaos in peace or I’ll drop this Fanta on your head’ *positions to strike*
“wut’s goin’ on?” Mossi asked as she slurped her soda watching it all happen.
‘I’m being chaos as usual,but Si is taking it very personally and was attempting to YEET himself at me,so I climbed a tree and am about to drop a Fanta can on his head.U know,the usual’ Snowpaw replied not leaving the tree and nonchalantly drinking Fanta and eating cookies.
“No one hurt The Chaos!” Swift screams and proceeds to hurl a smoke grenade at the group as she teleports Snow to an alternate dimension where she can cause chaos in peace.
‘THANK YOU SWIFTIE!I HOPE YOU GET ADOPTED BY LIGHTNINGSHADOW SO U CAN BE MY SISTER!WANT TO BE PART OF THE TWIX UPRISING!’ Snowpaw screamed while drinking Fanta and hacking my FBI agent.
*Flips out Twix ice cream bars and proceeds to hurl them in every direction while angels sound overhead*
TWIX REVOLUTION
YASSSSSSSSS
**pops out of no where**
” Hiya! Anyone want some good ol british tea? “
Captain pops out from behind a chair. “I would love some!” She motions to a chair next to Flamepaw. “May I join you?”
“Why mate, Bri’ish tea is by far the best.” Blazestrike materialized next to them, grinning like a fool and covered in jam. “Also, please don’t ask. It’s a long story involving a crazed goat, a supermarket, and Tigerstar.”
“Ooooooooooh, do tell,” says Willa, from directly behind Blazestrike. No one saw her arrive and no one knows how long she’d been eavesdropping.
*Drops 62 blueberries in British tea* “There. Now that all the tea has leaked out of the cup, we have a true delicacy.”
*Willa magically falls through the ceiling, multiplies in midair and drops on everyone’s heads*
She pulls all of her pieces back together. “hOi, YaLl! I’m BaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaCk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Her eyes vibrate with energy as she dashes around the room and drops gel-making-powder into everyone’s sodas. The song “Don’t worry be happy” by Bobby McFerrin plays out of nowhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxln1IiyKls
Firepaw proceeds to fall from the floor
‘Officer I drop kicked that Diet Coke in self defense.Its not my fault it hit Rabbitpaw’s principal!’- Snowpaw the chaos explaining herself to the police awhile eating Twix.
Moonkit (Dritten form) started planting explosives.
“BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!” She yelled clicking the detonator
The hazelpage explodes
Blacky goes back in time and resets everything.
“I am impresed Moonkit, you made a bigger explosion than me!!!”
Storm YeETs a knive, pinning Moonkit and Blacky to the wall.
“STOP EXPLODING THINGS!!!!!!!” she yowls
Moonkit starts to torch swiftpaw (SWIFT). “MUWHAhaHAHAhA!!!!!!!!!” Blacky uses his tail and starts chucking rainbow slurpies everywhere. “YOU WILL NEVER GET US ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“I AM NOW A LAVABENDER!!!” screams Willa, earthbending a rock so it hovers in front of her, turning it to lava, and melting the knife. Moonkit and Blacky fall to the floor and Willa heals the stab wounds with waterbending (I guess she’s the Avatar now?) “Explosions are important,” Willa tells Storm, giving her a ten hour lecture about why ppl should be aloud to commit arson. “It’s a way of expressing yourself,” she says, firebending out of her paws and burning all the tables.
She breathes in the smoke through her nose. “Ahh, the sweet smell of chaos.”
“Eats blueberries while watching chaos happen”
(Wait, U read Upside-down magic? It’s such a cool series and I used to read it a lot when I was younger. 😀 )
*peeks head in, sees chaos and starts to slowly back away*
Hey everyone who wants to commit arson today?Only 5 minutes until this bomb I set here explodes…….
Man I sure do love chaos……
“Sure! Who shall we target first?”
Whoever says Twix are overrated.They shall now face the wrath of the almighty TwixClan.
I’ve never had a twix before but sure
I think hmmm.. why not Viper… she’s UNO Reverse