The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
*Moonblaze discovers the Hazelpage*
“I have found my people” she says then throws a smoke bomb and mysteriously vanishes with a bag of doritos and the tv remote. An evil laugh comes out of nowhere “Mwahahahha!!!!!!!” *comes back in for one second now to steal all of the rainbow sodas that Foxi is holding*
*pops in with a giant army of 100000000000000000000000 behind me*
People,meet my Twix army.
Army,go cause some chaos in here!
Oh yeah!
*commander Swift pops out from behind my bodyguard of walking Twix*
Moonblaze noms on the army while watching the chaos from the bar. “DIE!!” screams Moon on sugar high. Moonblaze discovers she has two duplicates from alternate dimensions, Moon and Mooni. Mooni screams “WAR!!” and all the Moons start eating the army after duplicating a bazillion times. They recruit Willa to burn down the place with her LaVaBeNdInG. “ATTACK!!!!”
This is very calm. This is very calmly written. Everything is calm in this atmosphere. That’s why periods at the end of sentences exist. Right?
*pops in randomly and eats Moon,Mooni,and Moonblaze*
I AM THE LEADER OF THE TWIX.YOU CANT SIMPLY EAT MY ARMY AND GET AWAY UNPUNISHED.
*magically regenerates*
“DEATH TO ALL TWIX” screams Moon while receipt stabbing them to death.
Well,my army is immune to receipts.Hey,Swiftie,can you plz pass me a water gun?Ill use it to make my army indestructible and immortal(yeah I pulled a very dangerous trigger on at but I reversed the damage so it’s fine)
Sure! *shoves you one of those huge soakers*
Moonblaze sends her army of 100000000000000000000000 Kit Kats to destroy the Twix. “AFTER THEM!!!!” Mooni sharpens her receipt and joins the battle, while Moon is secretly brewing a Twix-Go-Away-Spray! *dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn* Dramatic music plays as the Kit Kats march through the tavern, using their laser eyes to eliminate Twixes. The Moons’ laughs echoed through the tavern “MWAHAHAHAHAHA”
*kidnaps you and locks you in my basement*
Do not underestimate me.I have over 100000000000000000000000000000 billion armies in my basement because they were on the wrong side.Theyre supporting TwixClan now so if u don’t back down,you’ll be unable to regenerate.I’m hacker of the time machine and the laws of time so you can’t undo it once I do it.
*grabs my hoodies,hands them out to my whole army,and blasts all e Moons with laser pointers so they can’t regenerate and their leader is still in the basement.*
The hoodies break tha laws of time and teleportation.
*destroys whole army*
Trust me,you don’t want to make TwixClan’s leader mad.I have anger issues once you make me mad.
Ahahaaha one Moon escaped! *magically sprays Twix-Go-Away at Snowpaw* *Snowpaw gets blasted into oblivion* *squirts explosive shampoo onto the hoodies* “NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW!!!” Moon licked the Gumball Of Truth and threw it at the basement, all the lies being sneaky and going under the door to rescue Moonblaze. “dID YOU KNOW I HAVE ONE DRILLION 99999999 KITKAT CHILDREN IN MY PE LOCKER? wELL I GUESS YOU DIDN’T AND I HAVE MANY AnGER ISSUES AS WELL” Moonblaze starts ranting then makes one billion minions.
Well we have 1 googolplex TWIX! (That’s a googol zeros!)
*wave of twix pushes moon back into room and locked her up in a cat straitjacket*
*kitkat children attack Swift JUST before Moon is gone, putting them in HER basement in a cat straightjacket*
“mWAHAHAHAHA”
*Snowpaw teleports back*
You realize that I’m immortal.I can’t be killed or blasted away out of existence.Btw,I sprayed my Twix before that,so my army is invincible to being eaten/destroyed by anyone who isn’t a true Twixclanner.Huh,that wasn’t a lie.You shall never know what I have in my basement…..the Gumball or truth or whatever doesn’t stop me.Heh,u might wanna know that I ate all of them for lunch yesterday.
*leaps out of the army*
*Attacks all of the kitkats*
“What IS this place?” Ghostpaw says as she passes through the doors. “It… smells like chaos. And explosions…?”
‘Yes it is’. ‘Hello,my fellow apprentice’ Snowpaw says,coming out of the shadows that concealed her with a water gun in her paws,spraying Ghostpaw with water and confetti.
“Chaos and Explosions are the lifeblood of the Apocalyp- er Hazelpage!” Blazestrike greets her with a grin, while playing chomping on a giant Twix bar.
Ooh you enjoy twix? Do you wanna join TWIXCLAN?
Not Blaze, but YES!
YEAH
Sure! 🙂
*gaspgaspgaspgaspgaspgasp*
“Yes. Now come and shout ‘We are chaos’ with me.” Si mewed chomping on a KitKat before breaking it.
Firepaw, from her corner on the ceiling that is on fire, shouts,”Welcome To The Jungle! We’ve got explosives and warring Clans!
Moonkit torches Twixclan. “KITKAT CLAN FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Blackkit makes it start raining MEGA KITKATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*blows up KitKatClan to the point that it can’t be regenerated *
You realize that we’re the original Candy clan.Before TwixClan existed,there were no other clans dedicated to candy.And I don’t care that you and Blackkit are kits,I’m not above locking you in my basement either.
Swift makes the whole world molten twix. MWAQWAJAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJ
” I WANT TO JOIN TWIXCLAN” Suntuft yells while yeeting twix’s everywhere.
Sure!You can join!Btw,what rank do you want to be?All of hem are open besides leader,deputy,medcat,and mediator.
I want to be a twix warrior please
“YESSSSSSSS DEATH TO ALL TWIX!!!!!!!” screams Moonblaze, throwing smoke bombs at the Twix. “jOIN ME IN THIS WAR!!”
NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED KITKAT!!!!!!!
“DIE TWIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Moonkit torches the TWIX.
“I shall join you. Also, quick question, would it be bad to not break the KitKat in half before eating it?” Si Hide the other half of the KitKat.
“pshhhhhhhh nahhhhhh JUST EAT KITKATS INSTEAD OF TWIX!!!!!”
speedo moddie
“YES! BREAK THE KITKAT APART!” screams Willa, grabbing Si and pulling her feet and arms apart. Si breaks and immediately re-heals. “I guess that answers your question, then,” says Willa, walking casually away as though nothing happened.
People should NEVER just chonk half in mouth, MUST BREAK ACROSS LINE/INDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“GRENADES!” Daydream yelled, “MASS DESTRUCTION AGAINST THE TWIX”
“I’M JUST GONNA JOIN TWIXCLAN NOW MWA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Willa screams, chucking Twixes in ppls faces. “The reason Twix is better than Kitkat is because of the caramel,” she explains to young kits, giving them a sample of Kitkat. “Mm.” says one. “This tastes yummy!” “It does,” Willa tells them giving them a sample of Twix. “But this is even better.” “MMMMMMMMMM!” exclaims the kit. “I love this one better.”
Moonkit now has kitkat fur. She starts spitting kitkats, “anyone that touches them will have kitkat fur!!!!!!!!” she yowls
“MROWWWWW”
*Avoids all the kitkats* “I’d like to keep my fur, thank you very much! If it all gets eaten off, I’ll be freezing in the winter. And ugly. But mostly freezing.”
AGGGGGG Id rather have twix fur…….. I need some shaving cream…..
*Discovers hazel page*
“BOW TO THE WRATH OF THE KITKATS” she screams pulling her sword out of its sheath.
“A CANDY WITH I HAVE NO CLUE HOW MUTCH FAT,” she said as she lands on top of a Twix her sword drawn.
(pixel perfect 😉)
Minkpaw takes out her katana and proceeds to slice herself into ten pieces, which clones her into ten. They all have a googolplex Twix. This is not gonna end well.
Are you joking me?(that’s a quote I stole from my twin sis Deathpaw).
You and a friend create a clan to have fun and you’re already in a civil war with one of your adopted siblings in like 4 days.
ALSO HEKKK NO TWIX ARE SUPERIOR!
Suntuft gets BULK AND MUSCLE. With now a super-size kitkat destroyer gun and 530984039850348053985038450980394850384509 MUSCLESSSSSSS
Betrayal is sweet, don’t you think 😈
snow I am SO glad to be ur adoptive sister btw.
😲😲😲😭😭
Betrayal tastes better without any pepper.
Ooh thanks.Back at ya.
hmmmmm maybe I should try it without pepper next time 😛
Yeah try it with vanilla extract and whipped cream on top of ice cream instead.Its da best.
“OF COURSE THEY ARE!!”
she sits in a chair with a giant cup of Mango milkshake, Miraculously not getting slapped by Twix or Kitkats.
*Kit walks up to her, not the chocolate bar*
“What is that” it squeaks pointing at a chocolate bar on the table in front of Flare,
“OH THIS, this little one is a mix between Twix and Kitkat, making the Havenly taste of the Twixkat. with the Kikat Biscuits, and the Twix caramel, covered in delicious Milchoccolate with the pattern of Twix, and packaged the way Kikats are.” Explains Flare.
“It’s the perfect balance between Kikat and Twix” she continues.
“And what I believe is the key to end the war,” she says as she hands a bar to the kit.
“YUM” exclaims the kit.
“TWIXKATS FOR EVERYONE” screams Flareheart then uses her Twixkat confetti canons to launch Twixkat confetti everywhere.
(Yes this does mean I am on both Twix and Kikats side :))
Interesting.
I’ll call of the war if Moon does,but I’ll have to ask my army before we try it.
Mintpaw,Frogpaw,Nightpaw,Lionesspaw,Adderpaw,Violetpaw,Pinestripe,Suntuft,and Willa,what do you think?Should we try this new candy bar?
“TRY IT, TRY IT, TRY IT,” chants Flare.
“YASSSSSSSSSS it sounds DELISH but maybe we should make Kitkatclan try it first just in case.” Suntuft says, licking twix off her paws.
Wise choice.But Moon hasn’t decided to try it yet so we’re gonna do the wise thing.We’ll wait 1 day to see if they try it first without going to war unless they attack first.If they do,we’ll have no mercy but we’ll live them alone for now.Ill consider trying it though but not first since you’re technically KitKatClan and you might’ve put poison in it….one can never be too careful.
“VERY WELL THEN, YOUR LOSS,” says flare ripping open a twixkat bar.
“More for me anyways,” she says as she takes a massive CHOMP of twixkat.
Mmmmm ok. But the packaging should not look like Kitkats or we might eat a kitkat accidentally. 😛
Moon suspiciously sniffs the candy. “mmmmm I MEAN wHY SHOULD I TRY THIS”
Everyone who is in my army (I’m sorry I just don’t feel like searching to see whos on my side but I love yall anyways) we must all take a bite at the same time. IF we decide to try it.
*Pushes Twixkat closer to Moon*
“Come on, it can’t be that hard,” she said, pushing the bar closer to all of them, (sorry I’m too lazy to list all of u)
“I mean…. it smells good. And you ARE one of us so….” Moon squints at the candy. “I will have counsel with my team to make sure.”
*Rips open another twixkat, and takes a massive bite out of it*
“YIP this thing is definitely poisonous that’s why I’m clearly still alive,” said Flare sarcastically.
Well clearly this candy is safe for a KITKAT but since ur our enemy maybe only KITKATS CAN EAT IT and if a TWIX EATS IT THEY WiLl DiE!!1111!1!!!1!
‘Um,I mean,you ARE on both sides,so how r we supposed to know we can trust you?No offense sis.Im not eating anything until KitKatClan does because I have trust issues and if the whole team tries it and survives I’ll try it too and we’ll achieve peace.Deal?Im not disbanding TwixClan tho.We shall exist for all eternity’
Snowpaw says while absentmindedly twirling a pair of scissors.
Flare frowns then opens a Twixkat, swiftly eating it, then she opened another and another and another until finally she let out a large grunt of pain.
“OOOOHHHH, bellyache” she said miserably, wrapping her paws around her. belly
“AHA! IT IS POISONED!” screams Moon, jumping to her feet.
“Not poison, you know when you eat too much candy and your belly just DOES NOT agree, yip my belly is arguing” said flare trying to defend her product
Seeing an opportunity to cause chaos, Blazestrike hurried to join the action by bringing out the Twixinator- a giant machine that spewed out Twix bars. Banging on it a few times with a grimace, the machine finally sputtered to life and started vomiting out candy. “HAHA!” Blaze yelled with glee, as he was spun around by the the force of the machine.
Free takes out a banana and shouts, “These are better than any candy! Fight me!” And his brussels sprout army emerges from a wall of kale smoothies destroying anyone in his line of sight.
“YOU’RE RIGHT — I’LL JOIN!” Frosti shouts, leading the brussels sprout army on her rainbow coffee mug of power.
I agree!!! *speaking to blueberry army* Come! Join me destroy the candy!!!!
YES MY FOLLOWERS! GO ON! THE FRUITS AND VEGETABLES WILL DESTROY THE TWIX AND KITKATS!
Frosti rockets into the Hazelpage inside a rainbow coffee mug, smashing all of the kitkats and twix on the floor into a swirly, chocolaty mess. “WHAT DID I MISS?”
“Oh nothing much, just war, explosives, chaos, more chaos, and basically everything you can expect in the hazelpage” said flare
Really there is a lot of chaos and…….. really alot unexplainable stuff
‘Yeah yeah nothing to see here. I Just the usual explosions and wars,nothing unordinary’
Snowpaw says while creating a funeral for all the Twix that were eaten during war.
oh, and receipts
AAAAHHHH the dreadful receipts
That actually didn’t hurt anyone btw but oh yeah.
“Well…” Blazestrike muses as he recalls all the events that happened. “First we had the Great Candy War, and that was a mess.” He gestures with a grimace to the huge pile of wrappers, while the rest of the Hazelpage are mostly slumped on the floors, belching and dozing off in candy-induced comas. “And then someone brought in some TNT, and that didn’t go very well.” At that moment, a section of the wall caved in, and Blaze sighed one more time. “What is it now?”
Starts singing “What Did I Miss” from Hamilton.
I’M HERE! shouts Violetpaw.
As a medicine cat to both Clans (hehe I am a two-faced spy), I call for a stop to the fight (because we all know the Twixkat won’t be the solution for long) and for every cat to be treated for wounds (when y’all look down at each of your pelts’ you see I’m right). To be treated for wounds, reply to my comment.
*looks at myself before checking over my army*
Well,I have a new scar on my foreleg,a scratched tail,explosion marks all over me,and I’m covered in blood.
Minkpaw is bleeding basically as much as I am…so we’re gonna go off to collect Band-AIDS.Here are your healing cookies btw(you don’t mind right?They should work and they can’t heal wounds completely,only partly…)🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
Suntuft looks like she’s been dragged backwards through a volcano(no offense,plz.)so here are some healing cookies that should hopefully help a bit.🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪.
Willa and Blazestrike are mostly ok except a few scratches and…more explosion marks.Here are YOUR healing cookies.(Willa:🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪) and (Blazestrike:🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪)
And I’m pretty sure that Pinestripe,Nessi,Froggi(Frogpaw/storm),Adderpaw,and Nightpaw/wind weren’t even aware of the fact that we were actually doing the war,so TwixClan only has 5 badly injured cats.
Idk about KitKatClan though.And I guess that since the war is technically over….ill let Moon out of my basement if we’re signing the peace treaty.
LOL, we probably should, but it won’t last long.
(I can tell these things because of CandyClan) [CandyClan=StarClan]Well we have been demolished like two billion times….let us go through them.
Si was demolished by some of the explosions
Moony Blacky and Stormy are all sleeping in a heap over there, they’ve got some rainbow blood on them.
Flare is moaning because of her POISONOUS Twixkats
and the rest of us are all looking like we got attacked by some hairdryers
Alright! (Patches you and the rest of TwixClan up with some magical twix sent from CandyClan)
Wait did I say TwixClan? And Twix?! (OOPS) I meant KitKatClan and KitKats
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The ‘basic’ rules of arson wars.
-no insulting the other side.Be a good sport even if we’re litterally throwing arson at each other.
-no getting people who don’t use their own BlogClan account into the wars(if ur not logged in,u can still join,but you have to have your own account.For instance,I can’t simply get Deathpaw involved just cuz we’re related.)
-if ur putting someone in your basement,bring them food at least twice a day.
-blow up the Hazelpage so that it never dies!
agreed!!
“even if we’re litterally throwing arson at each other.” well i mean being “a good sport” seems hard there 😛
Well true,but no trash-talk allowed.
Suntuft hops into a galaxy far far away….. and begins to start a dairy farm where she will never be bombarded with Kitkats again. “But if twix cats begin to die, you know how to get to me.” she says before disappearing with a coke and some chocolatey berries.
Ooof…… I am back for my healing cookies.” Suntuft declares, grabbing her cookies and riding a uniice cube( An Ice cube unicorn) back to her planet of farming twixes.
Agreed
yup in a nutshell