The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
“HEY WHO WANT’S TO HELP ME COMMIT ARSON??” Cloverkit shrieked
Leopardkit glanced up briefly. “You know what? I think I’d rather pelt someone with my rainbow smoothie than commit arson.” She blinked and then a rainbow smoothie waterfall fell on Cloverkit’s head. “Now, who wants to learn how to make cats run around on the ceiling? It’s a simple spell.”
Cloverkit shook her head, trying to get the smoothie off. “oohh cool! how do you do it?” She asked
“You eat an exploding chicken.” Leopardkit replied as she sneakily set dynamite on every single chair in the Hazelpage.
Creationkit grabs the flamethrower. “Do I just press the button and go everywhere or do you want me to flamethrower a specific place?” He points the flamethrower at the food.
“MEEEEEEE!!!!! WHEN?????” hollyfrost screamed happily
“I WANT TO HELP” yelled Firepaw from the ceiling
“Huh?”, Squirrelpaw mumbles, sleepy. “What’s going on in here?”
Blacky looks around. “HEY!!!!! WHER R ALL MAH COOKIES!!!!????” She yowls, knocking over Leopardkit’s rainbow smoothie in the process. “Oh Blacky” Moonkit sighs, giving leopardkit another rainbow smoothie
Off topic,and aorry if this seems rude(it’s not meant to I promise) but are Moonkit,Blackkit,and Stormpaw the same person,or are you just sharing an account?Just curious,
We just collab to one account to wreak havoc.
‘Who wants an unhealthy amount of whipped cream?i also have sprinkles!’ Snowpaw asked,absent-mindedly pointing to a box next to her.’I have a lot!’
“I’ll help you make some whipped cream! Now, where’s that stand-up mixer…” He grabs the heavy whipping cream and powdered sugar, but can’t find the only mixer le likes; The famous Stand-Up mixer.
‘Ah,yes.Good’ Snowpaw responds,pulling out some whipped cream,putting it in a bowl,and adding sprinkles.
‘Delocious’
Shimmermist waltzes into the Hazelpage after seemingly disappearing into the ether for centuries! With a potato sack on her head and a paw drenched in mustard. She then screams, “HELLO!” And leaves pawprints of mustard all over the floor.
Leopard tilts her head, thinking. After a while, she meows, “Isn’t it hot in here? Maybe this would cool us down!” She blinks, and a giant raincloud appears in the Hazelpage, drenching everyone. She jumps in the rain puddles, turning them into rainbow smoothies.
Ospreysplash eagerly holds out a sausage waiting for Shimmermist to step on it with her mustard paw.
“And I thought the Tavern was crazy.”
Nightpaw accedentaly steps into a building she had never seen before
“Wow I like the vibes in here, I’ll join in the chaos :D.” *Starts running in a circle as fast as she can while screeching “iccccccccccce crrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaammmmm”
‘Would you like some cold choco latte in this trying time’
Cheetahheart bumps into Nightpaw, lost. “Young apprentice!” Cheetahheart yowled, angered. “Where are we? i am lost and i NEED EXPLANATIONS!”
Ospreysplash raised her eyebrows.
“This is the land of the chaos, and for many, escape is hard. One day, you will no longer be the target of teddy bear attack and mysterious appearing portals, you will be the one who throws cold water on everyone from the ceiling. So far, I have escaped it, I have escaped being trapped in the Hazelpage forever. Be careful Cheetahheart.”
Ospreysplash ran out the door before she could be hit with a rainbow smoothie.
Jaguarpaw would sip her green-tea quietly, observing the chaos from behind Susan The Flamingo.
Firepaw pelts Jaguarpaw with marshmellows from the ceiling.
*starts eating the marshmallows*
“I respect your priorities, Night,” Creationkit T-posed and floated whilst meowing his comment.
Creations shakes his pelt, then starts setting everything in sight on fire. He then creates an advertisement. It reads “JOIN THE KIT ARMY!”.
Nilla poofed into existence, perched up on a random branch high up in the corner, surveying the chaotic view down low. Her fluffy tail swished back and forth, hanging over the branch, amber eyes glinting like the glowing embers of the fireplace. “Its been so long since I’ve last been here. Seems like not much has changed…”
Seala tiptoed into the tavern, staying hidden until she hid behind a table and lit a match, she threw the match to the tavern floor and set the tavern on fire while everyone’s still inside. “Happy arson day!” She Screeched before blasting tnts into everyone’s food and drinks
Then she jumped onto a floating marshmallow and began to float away leaving the tavern on fire and everyone panicking. “Aah, the sounds of screaming. It always was calming for me.” She said before Bouncing onto an ice cream cone and riding it to space.
“CREATIONKIT!!!” Moonkit yowls “I HAVE CONSULTED MY COMPANIONS!” WE SHALL JOIN DA KIT ARMY!!!!!!!!!” SHe says while she Blacky, and Stormpaw T-pose
Nightpaw grabs a water hose and puts out the green fire, drenching everyone at the same time. ‘HELLO EVERYONE!!!! LETS DRAW CHICKENS!!!’ she shoutes through a pipe.
Nightpaw walks up to the flooded counter. ‘I would like a mintbananaorangetoffeeapplelimelemonpearchocolate icecream please! Oh and a mini Rick Astley on the top rick rolling everyone!’ she calls happily.