The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Loonsong spawns demons to run around the Hazelpage, throwing cheese. “Cheese for everyone!” she shouts, flapping around with her new wings, blasting things with her lazer eyes
Lilsson starts spinning at a dangerous speed
s u d d e n l y A bOoMiNg VoICe COuld Be HeARD FrtoM alL tHE COrnerS Of The HazElpAge
it spins like chicken saladpanic noises
Willa magically conjures a chicken salad as she spins in a T-pose. She balances the salad on her head, still spinning. “BORK IS IN POWER OF ALL!” she screams, summoning the demon Bork.
Cloudy warps back with the still-lit flamethrower and starts yelling “BORKBORKBORK” while burning the hazelpage. He teleports out of the hazelpage before the hazelpage authorities come.
Loonsong thinks back to the time she first mentioned bork. “What have I done…” she mutters to herself
“YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID? YOU HAVE CREATED THE CULT OF BORK FOLLOWERS! BORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORK!”
:DDDDDDD
BORKBORKBORK
Ravena flies into the Hazelpage yet again, holding an Apple pencil that is for some reason detached from her iPad.
“I want to draw something funni and random, and the Hazelpage is full of funni and random stuff. I might even turn the Hazelpage’s events into some weird episodic comic!”
“So, if I were to do that, I need your permission to document your actions. And drop your purrsona while you’re at it.”
“Okie! my *marvelous* actions are permitted to be documented by the amazing apple pencil!”
My purrsona is:
Cloudypaw
An all-white tom with one blue eye on the right, and one yellow eye on the left. He also has some head and chest fluff. I’m on my school chromebook right now, so I don’t have my ref, but if you google Cloudypaw/storm it should come up! 😀
Permission granted.
Pale gray she-cat with darker tabby stripes and white paws, chest spot, and tail tip. Black toes and ear tips. Bright green eyes.
If i ever end up here for more than a day sure (:
pale cream she-cat with paler swirls and leafy green eyes
Sure why not?
Small fluffy silver tabby she-cat with green eyes
Cloudy warps back to the hazelpage, with one ear on fire and a bag full of pixels. ‘ARSON IS FUNNNNNNN! ESPICALLY WHEN THE BANK HAS PIXELS!” He proceeds to throw pixels all over the hazelpage, while the sound of cop cars come from the portal where he came from.
“CLOSE THE PORTAL!” screams Willa. Her pet flamescale SkyWing, Arson, lights it on fire. The fire goes through the portal and there are sounds of screaming from the other side. The portal closes.
(Arson is a bright orange dragon with streaks of red flame-blue, insane-looking eyes, in case you wanted to draw this, Raven)
“AND YOU’RE RIGHT!” replies Willa as if nothing happened. “ARSON IS FUN! HE’S SO GOOD AT COMMITTING ARSON!”
“ALL HAIL KING ARSON!” Cloudy yells
ALL HAIL ARSON! repeats Loonsong
ADHESIVE JOINES ARSON AND TOGETHER THEY SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE
nightlily grows angel wings and coughs a flaming furball up, making a hole in the wall
“WHAT IS THIS PLACE” yells Fennelkit “HOW DO I LEAVE? DO I WANT TO LEAVE?” she stumbles to the door and bumps into a large orange cow
“you do not leave” says Loonsong, with her large dragon wings, horns, and a black cape around her. “You are one of us” she says. “FOREVER!!”
“Now, please stand over there to be approved by Bork”
Magnoliapaw barges into the Hazelpage.
“Woah, what is this place?” she exclaims. “Can my dragon come here? Potato? Come on!”
Potato sulks into the room and the lazy SkyWing lets out an irritated breath.
“Ugh.” Magnolia grunts. She casually picks up a harmonica and plays it very loudly, contributing to the chaos in the room. Potato flies away in irritation, leaving a trail of ashes behind themself.
Magnolia sighs and begins throwing cucumbers at everyone in the room.
Willa swings a baseball bat, and cucumbers get thrown all over the place. Arson leaps up and eats one. He gags. He swishes his tail with disgust, accidentally setting a container of slushies on fire. The slushies explode all over the place, melting in midair. Everyone gets splattered with steaming boiling slushie juice.
Loonsong angrily shakes slushie from her pelt, and lets out a high pitched demonic screech. Then she summons Bork, who travels the Hazelpage to another dimension.
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Marblerose summons 999,999,999,999,999 potatoes around the Hazelpage, and started to throw them everywhere. “Who wants potatoes?” she yelled.
Primrosepaw ends up swallowing 900 potatoes unintentionally
Primrosepaw all of a sudden falls from a mysterious portal into the Hazelpage.
“Wait a minute-” said Primrosepaw as she looked around bewilderedly, “WHERE AM I AND HOW DID I GET HERE?!”
“No one knows….” Violetpaw said mysteriously.
Magnoliapaw looks around. Seeing the ashes, potatoes, slushies, portals, dragons, and confused cats, she then summons Potato, who burns the keyboard and the tables within a large radius around themself. Magnolia just sighs, summoning 100 zebras and letting them roam around the Hazelpage.
“Stripes horses have risen from the depths of the dark forest!” screeches Loonsong, running around frantically. In a panic, she releases a million goats.
‘Horned beasts attack from the horizen!’ screeches Nightlily, hovering around frighteningly. In a collision with a goat, she releases a billion bulls.
“angry cows have risen from the underworld!” screeches Loonsong. She leaps onto a bull, and releases a trillion sugar gliders
Primrosepaw summons 1,000,000,000 hashbrowns to fill the Hazelpage while screeching “THE HASHBROWNS WILL RISE FROM THE DEPTHS”
Magnoliapaw returns from the depths of The Burrito Realm with added knowledge and 635847258492638362 burritos, which she consumes upon entering.
“Oh my, it seems that the Hazelpage is now filled with hashbrowns.” She says in a crazy voice.
With that, her other dragon, Hashbrown enters at the 10 times the speed of sound, causing a deafening roar. Crashing through the wall and into her sibling Potato, she caused a giant blast of fire to scorch most of the hashbrowns.
“Oh my gawd, we now have cRiSpY hAsHbRoWnS” Primrosepaw says in glee as the hashbrowns get scorched by the fire
Shadepaw proceeds to consume 26467447 enchiladas before t-posing aggressively on a tower of 50 million squid
Loonsong scares the squid, and they squirt ink on everyone and everything. “oops”
wHaT hAvE u DoNe
Rainstripe walks back into the hazelpage after an entire year and the says, I have figured the secret the summoning BORK he says as he jumps onto the table grabs some coke and eats a burnt salad, he than does the summoning ritual witch involves t- posing goblins and salad that will eat you, and fish with their eyes on thier tails