The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Wait what’s this place ooo
“Welcome to the Hazlepage!” says Silverkit happily. “Place of chaos and the source of RP.” [ Not sure about that last one.]
Sweetpaw shuffled nervously, looking around. “Erm… alright. I heard there was food?”
At the sound of food Wolfbite rushed up. “Food? Where is it?”
“There’s food?!?!?” Goldclaw exclaimed
“ooh gimme gimme gimme!” Splashpaw called joyfully.
“Food?”
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Hi
Hello, is the plot that I made up going or not?
I don’t follow the Hazelpage very well (I just pop in when I’m bored and post something stupid) so I don’t know what’s going on very well, sorry 🙁
Found the blue rabbit?
Nope, we were about to go then it stopped.
Felix is here. Why? There isn’t a reason. But she’s here.
Captain pads up to Felix. “Hello!” She purred warmly.
“Hi!” Felix mewed, smiling a bit
“How’ve you been?” She mewed. “It’s been a while!” She crouches playfully.
this is definitely not my best effort in a roleplay 😛“Hey.” Nightlily said to a random cat. “I would like a lemon ice-cream, please.”
Nightlily looked at her non-existent watch. “I need a green wedding.”
Redblaze steps into the tavern and looks around, noting that it hasn’t actually changed that much from when she was last here. She glances around, “Does anyone want to play pixel perfect?” she asks
Sure, its benefits are nourishing your brain and more. Want to rhyme, well I have loads of time.
Blacky starts singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” while dodging knifes that Moon is chucking at him while she has earplugs on
Hello! Silverkit walks in after being lost for a very long time.
Marblerose trotted along the Hazelpage, humming a specific Rick Astley song to herself.
A heavy storm brews, a lost traveller named Mintypaw stumbles in for shelter. “Hello is, is anyone here? What is this place.”
Mistykit opened her eyes after waking up from a deep sleep “wh-where am I?”
“The realm of chaos.” Icepaw replies, “here, have a sandwich,” she added, while throwing a piece of pizza at Mistykit.
She trotted to a food desk “can i get a mouse please?” Mistykit asked
“That’ll be 15 quadrillion dollars please.” Hollypaw mewed.
“I’ll pass.” She mewed and walked away
“Milk thanks.” Silverkit sat at the bar.
Cinderpaw blinked. -Here again, huh? How about we don’t run face-first into some dynamite this time?- Cinder sat on a couch, sipping mountain dew
“Okay!” Silverkit runs into a pool of milk.