The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Moonshade finds Spotify and puts her BlogClan playlist on shuffle before returning to her seat and ordering waffles.
“Maybe I should turn this into the new Tavern,” she wonders, looking around at all the dancing Kool-Aid wannabes
Creations sit down, right next to Moonshade.
“The frozen waffles are the best ones.”
Right before ordering frozen waffles.
“AAAAAAAAh IT”S ALIVEEEE!” Primrosepaw yowls out in the distance while trying to replace the color of kool aid and drink all the Kool-Aid inside the Kool Aid Man without destroying the Kool-Aid Man
“OOOOOOOHHHHHH CAN I EAT IT!!???” Blacky inquires
“If you try… ILL EAT YOU!!!!!!!” Moonkit replies baring her teeth
Creations puts on a Mapleshade costume.
“Perfection.”
Primrosepaw decides to grab a coke cola thinking it was her science homework and inserts mentos into them “wait a sec-” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” Primrosepaw yowls out as coke sprays every where
“WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? NOW I’M SOAKED IN COCA-COLA AND IT TASTES LIKE RUST!”
Creations proceeds to then grab a Pepsi from a very large pocket, then goes to sit in the corner.
Scowling.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! RUST TASTES GOOD!”
Primrosepaw decides to backflip into a wall trying to find a fish, destroying the Kool-Aid Man in the process
Silverkit runs around the room in circles, giving out cookies to everyone and singing a song she made about how much she loves cookies.
Silverkit then proceeds to summon a giant cookie monster, which runs around the room with cookie minions. “YESSSSSSS, COOOOKKKKKIIIIEEEEESSS” She screams.
Marblerose was casually walking round the Hazelpage, when she suddenly bumped into a time machine. Hmm… why is this random time machine here? And who left it? she wondered. Then, she decided to go inside it and teleported back to May 2022.
Here, she saw her former purrsona, Wolfsong, just sitting here.
“Hey,” she said.
Wolfsong turned around. “Who are you?” she asked after a long awkward pause.
“I’m you from the ✨future✨,” Marb replied.
“Wait… so I’m going to become you in the future?” Wolfy wondered.
“Yep,” Marb replied.
“Hey… do you hear that?” Wolfy suddenly asked.
Marb then heard footsteps coming closer and closer from behind. She turned around, and there was a dark shape coming toward her and Wolfy. She then realised that it was her emotions that changed her purrsona…
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” they both screamed.
screen turns black, “Frolic” by Luciano Michelini starts playing
Directed by: Robert B Weide
Fawny would dust off the time machine before hopping in and appearing in a crowded white room.
Slowly, she began to recognise the cats around her before realising that they were every single one of the 58+ purrsonas she’d ever had.
Silverkit opens a giant portal leading to Cookieworld that sucks everyone (including the giant cookie and all the minion cookies) in the Hazelpage into it, then it closes behind them, leaving dead silence. (Anyone want to join in on this adventure?)
IcePaw grabs a pie and RUNS. *I leave 100px in the tip jar*
Silverkit reopens the portal and emerges from it, a crown made to look like a cookie is on her head. “Everyone will address me as the cookie queen from now on.” She commands.
“If YOU get to be the Cookie Queen, then can I be the Emporer of Cheese?”
Creations then proceeds to bring out some aged and smoked cheddar.
Loonsong flies in on a tiny purple dragon, throws croissants everywhere, then leaves, ripping a hole in the space-time continuum.
Silverkit sits down at the bar and opens her paw, a cookie appears in it and she devours it. Then she calmly tries to find A Light In The Mist somewhere she can get it without buying it.