The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Flakepaw rolls in and pops up
“Is this absolute CHAOS I hear? I’m in!” He runs over to the trees, “Beautiful! Oh Woodheart you good?”
“Oh, uhhh…” Sparkpaw slips over to a pile of ashes that look suspiciously like pine needles. She smiles innocently. “You saw nothing.”
“Hiiii Flakepaw!” Skye shouts.
Primrosepaw grabs a mic *INHALE* “IT”S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS-“
“NO! NO MORE CHRISTMAS! IF I HEAR CHRISTMAS ONE MORE TIME HERE, I’M THROUGH!” Hollykit yowls in rage, ferociously turning a page on the book she’s reading.
Sparkpaw, now mastered throwing lightsabers, throws hers at a tree behind Primrosepaw and makes it start falling towards them. Then she picks up her Bluestar’s Prophecy book and continues reading.
“>:O” Interrupts Santa LoafCat Spiro, “I thought you said you’d stop wrecking Christmas trees after I made you the Halloween tree!!”
“I didn’t wreck it,” Sparkpaw looks up from the book. “I just made it fall!”
‘ow’ Primrosepaw mews while getting squished because of the fallen Christmas tree
Scorch nods in approvement.
“Look what I discovered how to do!” Skye shouts.”𝕀𝕥’𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕘𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕒 𝕝𝕠𝕥 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕤!
𝐼𝓉’𝓈 𝒷𝑒𝑔𝑔𝒾𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀 𝒶 𝓁𝑜𝓉 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒞𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓂𝒶𝓈!
𝓘ᯅ’𓍼 ✦⋆ꗃꗃഒଘഒଘꗃ ᯅꕤ ﹅ꕤꕤ⌯ 𓂅 ﹅ꕤᯅ ﹅ഒ⌯⋆ 𝓒⋈ǂഒ𓍼ᯅ﹆𓂅𓍼!
『I』『t』『’』『s』 『b』『e』『g』『g』『i』『n』『i』『n』『g』 『t』『o』 『l』『o』『o』『k』 『a』 『l』『o』『t』 『l』『i』『k』『e』 『C』『h』『r』『i』『s』『t』『m』『a』『s』『!』
˜”*°•.˜”*°• It’s beggining to look a lot like Christmas! •°*”˜.•°*”˜
Ｉｔ＇ｓ ｂｅｇｇｉｎｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｌｏｏｋ ａ ｌｏｔ ｌｉｋｅ Ｃｈｒｉｓｔｍａｓ！ ウペが若め が韻り”. She makes an url appear in thin air, shining like a neon sign. “I found this site and it’s good! https://lingojam.com/FancyTextGenerator . I was searching for something that made fonts and now I found it! I thought you might want it.” She smirks. “Yeah. It’s beggining to look a lot like Christmas. Or else, a Christmas-Halloween-Thanksgiving-Fire-Dinosaurhollykit-cinamonrolls mess.“
“Oh thanks!(also yay chaos)”
Scorch throws bazillions of popcorn flakes to the counter. “Yeet!” She shouts.
“:000 NOBODY HAS POPCORN…WITHOUT MEEEEEEEEEE” Primrosepaw yowls while throwing a tree towards the ceiling
Lia reappears on the Hazelpage after a long time traveling journey. Seeing the popcorn, she eats it all. They are very sad that the popcorn is gone, so they decide to fill the room with pretzels.
Silverdusk appears from the mist, fog swirling around her paws. “I WILL TAKE OVER THE RECENT PURRS!” she yells, pausing for dramatic effect…. “PERMANENTLY!” She cackles evilly, before diving into Lia’s pretzels and dissapearing, even though everyone can see her plumy tail sticking up. Then Silverdusk pops back up and snaps her claws, causing the room starts to fill with cotton candy.
“Oh, no, I WILL TAKE OVER THE RECENT PURRS!” Sparkpaw yowls while uhm purring.
*eats all the cotton candy*
Lilacpaw is sad that Magnoliapaw ate all the popcorn because she wanted some so she ate all the pretzels.
“STOP SHOUTING, I’M WATCHING AGT!” Flintleaf thundered, throwing her popcorn at one of the judge’s face on the screen. “THAT’S IT!” Flintleaf yeeted herself out of the room, darting to a quieter area.
Cinderspark sticks her head in the door. “MERRY CHRISTMAS!” she yowls, before diving out the door again to escape the chaos.
‘MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AS WELL!”
*Hazel covers the entire place in snow with her magical non-existent snow-powers*
Cinder, noticing the non-existent snow, comes inside and starts blasting Let It Go through the non-existent speakers.
Sparkpaw decides it’s worth annoying the tavern and makes more non-existent speakers play Let it Go. Then she changes the music to We Don’t Talk About Bruno because she knows that everyone is sick of that one. Even her.
Immediately after it becomes apparent what she’s playing, the piano explodes.
“NOOOOOOO! RUSH E’S A CLASSIC!” Hollykit yowls. In redemption of the meme community, she takes a piano and yanks it over to Woodheart.
Primrosepaw begins throwing snowballs everywhere while terribly recorder playing “Let it Go”
Scorchmist joins in. “Let it go! Let it go! We don’t need a government anymore! Let it go! Let it go! Let’s yeet it all!”
“No, those aren’t the right lyrics! You know what is?” Sparkpaw grins evilly, then changes the music to a rickroll.
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA [i forget the rest of the lyrics.]
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND HURT YOU
Sandbreeze jumps onto the table. “I am going to do one little thng, and you must promise me you will not scream.”
She unsheathes a claw, and takes a lemon from the table.
Then she cuts it in half.
“Who wants lemonade?” Sandbreeze says, then laughs evilly.
“MUWHAHAHA!”
Silverkit’s mouth hangs open for 15 minutes while the chaos goes on around her.
Scorch takes all the oranges from the refrigerator. “Nah, orange is better.”
“Meeeee!” Sparkpaw grabs the lemon and starts squeezing it into a cup.
Secretpaw walks in And imetatly start throwing up candy canes and donuts, singing all I want for Christmas is you!!!!! And smashes primrosepaws recorder causing her terrible singing to take over.
Scorchmist teleports a rock band wearing #CrazyAnarchist T-shirts onto the table to accompany Secretpaw.
“Hah!” Scorch laughs.
Sparkpaw is annoyed and grabs a non-existent speaker, rickrolling everyone.
Santa LoafCat Spiro sets up a stand, mailbox, and one of those huge chairs with the ginormous backs that looks like a futon queen bed flipped upside-down, and a sign that reads “SANTA LAOFCAT SPIRO – COME SIT ON HER LAP WHILE SHE LISTENS TO YOUR WANTS, NEEDS, AND DEMANDS THAT SHE WILL NEVER FULFILL.”
“Alrighty, please, single-file line, my hours are 24/7-365,” Santa LoafCat Spiro shouts over the chaos of the tavern.
Ebonyrose immediately goes over and pours out her day to Spiro.
Scorch gently throws snowflakes to the air toward Ebonyrose.
“Are we going to find the Blue Rabbit guys?” Silverkit asks, chewing on a candy cane.
“What Blue Rabbit?” Scorch replies, now munching on a gingerbread man’s head.
‘What blue rabbit? 🤔”
“It’s from an unfinished RP on the Hazelpage, do you want to go find it on the next page?” Silverkit explains.
“:0” “BUBBLES YEAH!!”
“HELLO EVERYONE, I HAVE ARRIVED!” Ebonyrose shouts at the top of her voice as she bursts through the door. (Wow, last time I was here was when I RP with Silv back when I was Echoclaw for both of our first times, and we STILL haven’t gone to find the Blue Rabbit.)
Scorch looks at the door. “Okay, hi?”
‘OH HELLO THERE’
Scorch turns into a harpy and devours all the Halloween treats that are lying on the ground. Then they scream that probably means ‘Halloween is actually over now’.
(the harpy magic is my OC’s actual ability, not a random power, by the way)
“No!” Screens Scorchmist, “Halloween is a sacred Holliday to us Crazy Anarchists who Get Up On Tavern Tables and Yell About How the King Must Be Destroyed! You shall be punished for this…”