The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Hazel comes in from their blog-break and they are surprised by how calm the Hazelpage is. Then she starts filling the entire place with snow and the chaos is restored…
“:0 HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE MY P E R F E C T M I L K WAS DESTROYEDDD?!?1?!?”
“AT LEAST I NOTICED AND CHASED SPARKPAW WITH MY LIGHTSABER! Ah, good times. I NEED MORE CHAOS! WHO WANTS TO DO PUSHUPS!” Lionflakepaw drops down and starts doing pushups just because. Spawns another fiver burger and eats while doing the pushups.
Silverkit considers joining in but decides not to.
She then makes 1000 snowballs from the snow that Hazlepaw/splash made, eats them all, then makes 50,550 snowballs, and makes a snow fort surrounded on all sides with walls which are enchanted to be invincible, with the 50,550 snowballs inside and a moat with no bridge that’s 9000 metres wide that circles all around the fort.
“Who wants to join my team for a snowball fight!” She shouts through a loudspeaker that appeared in her paw.
She then throws a snowball at Primrosepaw/frost.
“I nominate Primrosepaw/frost as captain of the opposing team!” She says through the loudspeaker
Hazel joins Silv’s team and immediately turns on their snowballmaking machine that produces 1000 snowballs a minute and then they start throwing snowballs at the opposite team
LionFlakepaw pops up.
“Lets do this!” He roared and dodged the tree and ran towards primrosepaws team
“Don’t worry Primrosepaw! You’re not alone!” He started making snowballs in 4444 per minute.
“WERE OUT NUMBERED!!” Primrosepaw yowls before realizing something “LETS GO FLAKEPAW WE MUST UNLEASH THE ULTIMATE WEAPON >:)!” Primrosepaw yowls to Flakepaw before smiling sinisterly “B A B Y S H A R K and CO CO ME LO N” Primrosepaw yowls “Cover your ears team!” she yowls again before blasting baby shark and cocomelon full blast towards the opposing team
Silverkit reveals that she had invisible earphones on this whole time and continues throwing snowballs.
Primrosepaw inhales Silverkit’s earphones and keeps throwing the snowballs
Silverkit shrugs and drinks a potion that makes her
invincible to Cocomelon and Baby shark.
Primrosepaw inhales everything
“WAIT WHAT…. COOOL LETSSS GOO TEAM DADDY PIGG!!”
Scorchmist looks around and realizes that the Hazelpage is becoming inactive. She opens the door, gives the page one last look, and leaves.
“NOOOOOOOOO SCORCHMIST WHY,” Hollykit wails.
Determined, Hollykit turns into Dinosaurhollykit and attempts to block off Scorchmist’s path. “WE NEED A CRAZY ANARCHIST WITH A RECKLESS WAY OF USING A LIGHTSABER, SCORCHMIST,” she pleads.
“SCORCHMIST! NOOOO! DON’T LEAVE! WE NEED YOU!” Lionflakepaw roars and runs after Scorchmist
“NOOOOOO!!!” Hazel shouts. They outrun Scorchmist and tries to push her into the Hazelpage again
“She’ll be back.
Soon she’ll see.
She’ll remember she belongs to Hazeleeeee
She’ll be back.
Time will tell.
She’ll remember that we served her well -”
Spiro tries and fails to come up with clever rhyming for her parody of You’ll be Back.
When shes goneeee
we’ll be sad
but then she’ll remember about this thing she had with swinging lightsabers arounddddd
Hollykit, who wants to cause as much drama as possible, clambers up a table and utters a word.
“grAy.”
“It’s GREY!!!!” Hazel sighs
GRAY FOREVER!!!!
dinosaurmoonshade puts up a huge banner reading gray in all caps, bold, underline, and italics
“ITS GRY!!!!”
“Yees.”
GRAY IS YAY
GRAY IS YAY
“GRE” Sparkpaw yowls, hurling a Christmas tree at Hollykit.
“GRAY!!” Cinder cheers from across the room.
Creations realized something.
“Wait, when did this wonderful place start existing? 2016? When’s its birthday? When’s its GOLDEN birthday?”
*Hazel immediately checks the first comment*
“The first comment on this Hazelpage was made on September 7th 2016”
“Its golden b-day is THIS YEAR!”
“wait what” Primrosepaw mews before unfunctioning again
Spiro appears magically in the corner after forgetting this page existed for about a month.
“So what did I miss? And why am I still in a santa costume?”
“YOU MISSED THE CHAOS! :(” Primrosepaw yowls to Spiro while still throwing snowballs
Harpy Wynn exists in this vast universe, staring into oblivion.
Scorchmist returns to the Hazelpage after learning that it was not actually become inactive yet.
“SEE! SHE RETURNED! WE ALL KNEW YOU COULDN’T STAY AWAY FOR LONG” Lilacpaw would yell, then closing the door to make sure Scorchmist won’t even think about escaping the chaos again.
Cheetahheart bounds onto the tallest rafter and pulls out her wand.
“HELLO EVERYONE. THIS IS MY MAGIC WAND. WHOEVER I HIT WITH IT THEY WILL START SINGING THEIR FAVORITE SONG”
she holds up the wand
“WHO WANTS IT”
“I DO!” yowls Captain from the ceiling.
Captain accidentally hits Lilacpaw with the wand, and then she starts singing Runaway so loud to the point that she hurts everyone’s ears.
Captain starts to yell very, very loudly to counter Lilac’s screams.
Shadeleap popps her head in here for the first time just to see that she has no idea what’s happening because of all the chaos and leaves.
She might be back someday. It’s hard to tell with her
Spiro comes to the Hazelpage still craving chaos after the BlogChat closed.
Harpy Wynn casually nudges Sprio and whispers, “Hail Bingus.”
“Hail Bingus,” Spiro whispers back.
“Oh yeah, I remember that day. Caracal now moddocorrects to floppa there >:)” Hollykit reconciles.
“I AM A CHEEZIT!” Creations screeches. “MY EMOTIONS ARE FRAGILE, CRUNCHY, AND DELICIOUS!”
“CHEEZEIT? GIMME 👁👄👁” Primrosepaw yowls, and devours Creationpaw in a gulp
A shadowed figure appears in the door, their face veiled. Thunder booms outside as the figure utters one word.
“I am back.”
MUWHHAHA
“:0 is- is- is that- the lord of sandwiches?” Primrosepaw stares in confusion
Hazel looked at the figure in the door.
“Okay, just don’t make this place calm.” She said calmly and then realised that she used she pronouns this comment and gasps
“I’m back,” Roselet says, striding into the chaotic room. “I hope the dinosaurs aren’t mad that I ate them earlier.”
Edit: I have caused a new page 😛
“I don’t know about them, but I think there are one hundred more Christmas trees than when I was last here.” Sparkpaw pulls out her lightsaber and prepares to destroy the remaining trees.
dinosaurmoonshade snorts
of course I’m fine, luckily dinosaurhollykit saved me
dinodinopaw rises from the depths of the lake of inactivity even though he wasn’t even gone that long
“well, i mean i cant blame you if dinosaurs taste good”
dinodinopaw rises from the depths of the lake of inactivity even though he wasn’t even gone that long
“well, i mean i cant blame you if dinosaurs taste good”
“The dinos were yummy! :D”
“And here is another example of me responding to something although I have absolutely no idea what it’s about because I forgot about the Hazelpage,” Sparkpaw watches the conversation while sitting on a tree trying to make sense of what’s happening.