The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Splat. Flamedove has become Flamegg.
eggpwa who was already in his natural egg form joins flamegg in the egg cult
“JOIN THE EGG CULT” Flamegg screeches
Pearlflower inspects the Flamegg.
“Yum, I mean, hmm. Interesting.” Harpy Wynn looks at Flamegg.
FROSTEDCLAN IS BACK TO TAKE OVER THE HAZELPAGE >:) /LH /NSRS
“YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS”
“Democracy or republic?” Harpy Wynn asks.
Spiritflight let’s out a squeak of terror and ducks beneath a short legged brown table.
“NEVER, LEAFBIRCH!”
I dodge the insane fellows powers, my eyes alight with triumph. I then let out a horrifying screech as a T-Rex wearing a peanut hat blunders into the Hazelpage. I let out a snort, abandoning my hiding place and jumping onto the dinosaurs back and letting out a scream.
“PEANUTS! PEANUTS! COME ON NOW EVERYONE! PEANUTS!”
I cheer, my eyes darting wildly.
“Ooh, peanuts!”
*Cranks up moosic*
LETS DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!
Leafbirch then makes enchantments to stay in the Hazelpage, and makes everyone worship Arceus.
Shadedpaw begins to look uncomfortable. “Uh.. I think I’m allergic to peanuts?..” Then they suddenly look nauseous.
Frost quickly grabs a healing potion. “Not on my watch.”
Marblerose grins, then walks up to Shadedpaw. “WORSHIP PEANUTS OR DIE!!” she yells, while throwing peanuts on them endlessly.
Harpy Wynn joins the peanut throwing, as they unknowingly became a member of the cult.
Icepaw comes in, glad to finally have found this place. He had heard of it before, but had never seen it. “Does anyone know where I could get a glass of milk?” He asks.
“Hola, fellow Earthling,” Flamepaw grins, carrying some of her naughty violence books. “The bar’s over there; you can get just about any flavor milk there.” She motioned towards the right and lowered her voice. “Even banana!” She sat down at the table next to Icepaw, plopping her stack of books on the table. “Any chance you like violent books? I’m starting a whole cult where we read naughty books and commit arson. Lots of arson. Oh, and we try to perfect our evil laughs. You wanna join? I’m calling it Barney’s Tax Fraud Squad. Oh, we also commit tax fraud, hence the name.” She opens one of her books, this one with a bookmark near the middle of the book. “So, whaddaya say?”
Icepaw stares at Flamepaw for a second. “I do like evil laughs. Sure, I’ll give it a try. I want to try some of that banana flavored milk, first.” He goes over to the bar. “Hi, I’d like to try some Banana milk, please?” He asks.
Harpy Wynn pours a bucket of milk to nowhere.
Autumnleaf comes in, expecting a cool place with games and drinks. *Sees all the chaos* “Oooohhh. Not what i was expecting at all!” She grins a mischeovous grin at Leafbirch and Hollykit.” What if I said… I am not on the Pokémon team or the peanut team? I’m Christian, so I don’t worship anyone except The Savior!” Knows that she’s gonna be you know… “I know I’ll come back, but I’m gonna go now” But doesn’t actually go. Everyone knows where she is by magic powers, but she has her own powers, and takes out her see-through snuggy guard that actually works. (Why are kits here???)
Arceus is the Pokemon equivalent of the Savior, you know.
*walks toward Auttumleaf*
How about we join and become the Creator Worshipping Cult?
Yes! Creator Worshipping Cult! All hail The Creators! OR ELSE…
Creations proceeds to exist.
“Did I hear my name?”
“Guys, school is literally canceled for me tomorrow- snow day!” Hollykit then proceeds to yeet off a balconly and fall into a pile of soft snow. “It’s like falling through a cloud,” she said, but it was muffled, so it sounded like “Ifs lide falling thfrough fa dfclouf.”
Harpy Wynn throws a snowball towards Hollykit. “It’s a snow fight, guys!” They shout.
Haychet puts his wand away not caring anymore and just dances in celebration of no school and snow day.
“Time for. . . Timberclan! Please join Timberclan! In roleplay area near bottom of page. Thanks! I think it’s dying so come and join or if uour alreay joined roleplay again! Also join Meadow of secrets rp by Sparkpaw and the rp 2 below with Woodclan and Sandclan links swapped! I forgot sorry. Please join these rps!” He screams and walks over the person serving food and drinks, “I’d like a diet coke and a large thing of Chicken fried rice please.” When the guys came back and stared at the fried rice and licked his lips then dug in eating the entire lot of pounds of chicken fried rice.
“Ooh, I’d love a bowl of chicken friend rice please!” Harpy Wynn says, joining the dance with Hatchet. “I mean, fried chicken. Two chickens are too much for me.” They add.
OBLIVIO
*makes everyone forget about the peanut WORSHIPING cult.*
“IMA PASS OUT-“
Spiritflight’s cheek suddenly round, her eyes widening with shock.
Suddenly letting out a desperate wail, she collapses on the ground, her body twitching.
“I….need….m-milk-“ She let out a massive belch before falling quiet.
“How unfortunate,” Harpy Wynn says before pouring a gallon of peanut-flavored milk into Spiritflight’s mouth.
Harpy Wynn creates a Christmas tree made out of savory peanuts. “Devour, and enjoy, my comrades!” They yowl.
NOM NOM NOM Pheonix Flamedove eats the entire christmas tree, not caring to share
“Sorry, Christmas is outdated- that was last year.” Hollykit stares down the tree before going.
Harpy Wynn grins at Hollykit, bringing her closer to the tree. “It’s made out of peanuts,” She whispered.
“waitwhat”
Hollykit devours the tree.
“yum :)”
Marblerose starts praising the tree before eating it.