The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Icepaw returns to his seat, and takes a sip of his milk. “Delicious,” he utters aloud.
It was at about this moment that Icepaw realized the sheer chaos that surrounded him. “I think I’m going to like this place,” he remarks.
Leafbirch makes a lightsaver and says “JOIN THE DARKSIDE” then she teleports everyone to the Death Star
(Sorry, but lightsaver XD)
Harpy Wynn jumps in a TIE fighter and starts shooting everything in sight, including the Death Star I’s core, making it explode. Then she teleports everyone to the Degoba systems.
(I’m a hardcore SW nerd, if you ask)
“Does the Dark Side have cookies?” Flamepaw asks, making a lightsaber appear out of thin air and teleporting to the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
“I..I I-I I..” Shadedpaw is stunned. Then tries to hide inside a hole in the Hazelpage. Then they see a light inside, two green glows. Eyes. Shadedpaw begins to slowly back away. Then they turn tail and run. The creature follows. In the dim light of the Hazelpage, Shadedpaw makes out the shape of a rodent. Rather large for a mouse… Then Shadedpaw realises that a skunk has infiltrated the Hazelpage.
“SKUNK!!!!” Shadedpaw shouted at the top of their lungs, but no one heard them due to all the noise about the peanuts. Then rhe skunk lifted its tail.
“AAAAAH” Harpy Wynn screams as they cut the skunk in half with their Mace Windu lightsaber.
Pearlflower ushers Marblerose the dead skunk and they transform it into a pile of peanuts.
PanPan Panthi runs over and quickly grabs some dead-skunk peanuts. “Yum! Peanuts made out of dead skunk!” she yells.
Harpy Wynn breathes.
Flamedtornado walks up “wanna cause chaos?”
Harpy Wynn makes peanuts float by using the Force, an evil grin on their face. “Sure.”
“I WIll BECOME FLAMEGG AND THROW ME ACROSS THE ROOM” Flamedtornado screeches, already becoming Flamegg
“AAAAAAAAA” Harpy Wynn screeches, throwing Flamegg crazily.
Whisie with a mask
(I’m sorry, but I don’t understand what you mean :>)
Means im wearing a mask
Mochipaw enters panting: “Guys . . . . give me . . . . PEANUTS” They screech before becoming a Moonlark ( Ehe, Kotlc reference)
Harpy Wynn throws them a bag of peanuts.
“NOM NOM” Mochipaw eats the peanuts
“Sure, but you have to drink this first,” Marblerose says and hands Mochipaw a bottle of her potion that made whoever drank it a member of her peanut worshipping cult.
Leafbirch teleported everyone to the place where Voldermort was, and said: “MORSMORDE!!” And made the Dark Mark appear, because Leafbirch is a Death Eater.
“No! How had I not known! Evil!” Hatchet snatched out his wand ready even though he was only 3rd year.
Whisie backed away, and summoned bunch of skeletons to appear…to clean the floor…because Fogpaw’s a demigod
Harpy Wynn sends orange and yellow fireworks into the sky. “It’d fit well with green; I’m a Slytherclaw by the way!” They shout as they watch the fireworks.
/difficulty 0
Shadedpaw desperately tries to make the Hazelpage peaceful. Including typing Minecraft commands.
“No! The world must be set to hardcore!” Harpy Wynn yowls, as they’ve watched hardcore minecraft survival videos a bit too much.
Fogpaw orders pizza…and does not want to pay…for a true clan cat does not use two leg money…and since she is a new customer…is surprised that her orders must be moded…
Whisie then asks how much are the bedrooms
And looks around to find the place empty…
Whisie then takes advantage of the emptieness and begins to cause chaos. She throws glass bottles at the tables, knocks over chairs, and spills milk onto the floor. “Where IS everybody?” She screeched. “I have school tomorrow and i’ll be back to prison. WHERE IS EVERYBODY???” She then walks out the doors and grabs a stunned-looking god in. “Hi nobody! This is Hermes and he is going to tell you why Percy Jackson is the secont best series after Warriors! Do you hear that, oxygen?” She snarls
I actually like P.J. . I read the first and second series. “I’m here!” Autumnleaf breathed. She carefully wrapped herself in her see-through snuggy, so she can be protected and seen.
“Floating peanuts!” Harpy Wynn shouts, using the Force to make them float.
PanPan Panthi snatches pawfulls of Harpy Wynn’s peanuts and an evil grin spreads across her face. “Floating-peanut stealing is an amazing bored-day activity.” she whispers.
“EVERYONE SHOULD WORSHIP THE FLOATING PEANUTS!” Marblerose shouts.
Hello, you do realize im still here?
*teleports everyone to Mandelore*
(Is there a Star Wars and Harry Potter discusion page here?)
*edit: new page!*
Wolfpaw struts into the room. “Who wants to play….YEET THE CAT INTO THE POT OF CHEESE???” He yowls. “This is how you play.” He picks up a random cat and yeets them across the room, somehow landing in a pot of cheese that appears out of nowhere. “Disclaimer: Any cat that lands in the cheese pot with be transported to an alternate universe where bananananananas rule over the lands, where everyone likes cheese.” He says before yeeting another cat.
“You mean the alternate universe where nananananana batmen rule the world? Now, that’s a threatening world.” Harpy Wynn remarks.
Lilacpaw would climb out of the pot, somehow not falling into the cheese. “HEY WHo THREW ME INTO THE CHEESE POT OF DOOM”
“Wait a minute,” Flamepaw says. “You mean whoever goes in there gets teleported to the Banana Nation?” She says while yeeting bananas at everyone, seeing as her Reading Olympians team was (unofficially) called the Banana Nation.