The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
“GUYS I WILL FIGHT FOR GUMMIGO!!!!!!!!” Screams Caine “Wait is Gummigo really died??”
idk///
Flamilton’s evil grin appears from the shadows. “I HOPE SO!” they yell, throwing magictastical backflipping rubber ducks at Creamy.
Caine gasps as she gets hit in the face with ducks “GUUMIGO DESERVED BETTER!! HE HAD AN EXTENSAL CRISIS IN THE SHOW!!!!” She yeets moldy potatossssss at Flamilton
Streamz/Silvs yeets brainwashing catnip at flam.
silvs pulls out a giant catnip water balloon that will destroy the etire blog and CATNIP WILL RULE THE HAZELPAGE. “ooo, this GIANT WATER BALLOON I am holding that I am so not about to pop with a pin is TOTALLY NOT ABOUT TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE PAGE!” /lhj /s
Flamilton glances at the water balloon. “Oh, what?” they blink, confused. Then they use their magic zappy fingers to magictastically ha-cha-cha the water balloon out of existence. Grinning evilly, Flamilton starts cackling evilly.
Silvs pops the balloon before it is zapped out of existence and a burst of catnip and water drowns the hazelpage.
“CATNIP SHALL RULE THE HAZELPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!”
“ Wait!” Silky yells, “ Can I pop it?” * looks at Silvesto with puppy dog eyes*
Silvs gave Silky another giant catnip water balloon and a pin then jumps out of the way.
*Pops it quickly*😃😃😃
Caine dances as this all happens
“YEAHHH!” Pumpkinpaw yowls. “NOT ONLY SHALL THE HAZELPAGE BE RULED BY CATNIP, BUT THE ENTIRE BLOG!!!”
Silvs bursts out singing World Burn Catnip-army style in her angelic voice.
“BECAUSE YOU TOOK US DOWN
BUT YOU DIDN’T FINISH US O-O-O-OFF!
MY NAME IS SILVERPAW/STORM
AND INCASE YOU’RE KEEPING SCORE
THE OTHER TEAMS MAY HAVE WON THE BATTLE
BUT CATNIP WILL WIN THE WAR FOR
I WANNA WATCH THE WORLD BURNNNNNNNNN”
*Pumpkinpaw, this should be catnip army’s theme song :3
Flamilton sighs. “Oh silly, the H’s will fight the fight and win the war! After all, the future of the Hazelpage belongs to the H’s!”
*begins cackling evilly*
Streams rolls her eyes. “Please, be serious. Catnip will rule the Hazelpage.” Streams then pulls another giant catnip water balloon out from under her and pops it right on top of Flam.
Flamilton smiles murderously. “I didn’t know you were a comedian, my friend!”
Silvs smirks. “I’m more than just a comedian.” /lhj
(I feel like I should put “j” after everything I say on here but I feel like this entire page already has one written on it becase everyone is doing weird things, because,yeah, the hazelpage)
“Indeed! I have the answer on how to win the war as well, and I shall now share it!” They lower their voice super duper quietly and whisper to Flamilton, “We need to rickroll the other sides!”
Silvs/Streamz hears Squirt and picks up a catnip bomb and throws it at him. “I HEARD THAT! I’m rickroll-proof cuz I literally rickroll myself every day watching Beluga’s videos. Plus I’ve already been rickrolled by holz and crazyfire 4 times already.” ( beluga is a youtuber )
Flamilton gasps. “GENIUS! How did I not think of that?”
Just click my name for free ice cream!!!
nope, NUH-UH, not falling for that.
Man, that’s not ice cream! 😭
but in all honesty that was gorgeous lol 😛
Got the link from Viper’s name 😛
“Oh I’m sorry.” says Rosepaw with a devious smirk, “Was this Hazelpage SUPPOSED to be yours in the first place?” Flam looks like they’re about to say something when Rosepaw blasts Flam away with an UNBREAKABLE cannon. “And that’s that!” she says sweetly, then she starts singing the Three Caballeros theme.
Caine- who is a aly with the catnip side, nods in agreement. “It’s very betiful indeed”
“THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE CATNIP ARMY THEME SONG!” Pumpkinpaw declares. She throws destructive catnip everywhere as a celebration, casually destroying the Triple-H’s base.
“KNOCK KNOCK, WHO CARESSSSSSSSSS. NEVER GONNA CATCH ME ACTING SCAREDDDDD YEAH! DON’T CRY, DON’T SCREAM, COOL AS CAN BE! ¡TRY STOP ME IF YOU DARE! KNOCK KNOCK WHO CARESSSS!” Sings/screams Caine as she yeets tadc shirts in the air, that minds control people/cats to be mindless tadc likers. “I LOVE THIS NEW JAX SONG! IT HAS BECOME ON OF THE VOICES IN MY HEAD!!! (irl not really..)”
she grabs a boombox and blasts the song.
Silv/Stream dances beside creamos and hooks up a sound amplifier to the boombox that blasts the sound all across the Hazelpage.
Flamilton unplugs the boombox and plugs in their own Hamilton-themed boombox. “Hate to disagree with you, but I think you have the wrong Michael Kovach character!” Flamilton yells over the Hazbin music they’ve begun blasting.
Silvs/Streamz immediately destroys the boombox and yeets Flam into a volcano then dodges before Flam can yeet her into it as well then resumes playing Creamo’s music.
Flamilton materializes out of the shadows again, their Hamilton jacket slightly singed. Smiling maniacally with definitely not thoughts of murder on his mind, he pulls another Hamilton boombox out of his green jacket. “Hate to disagree with you there, but Hazbin’s not dead, only ending this broadcast!” /ref she says, pulling out a giant squirt gun gifted to her from Alasquirt, and proceeds to drench Silvs.
Silvs does a backflip and yeets catnip bombs at Flam then grabs a giant water squirt gun and drenches Flam totally with it.
“I’mma…make it…POP!” Lionpaw sings along enthusiastically.
Pumpkinpaw dances with Creams and “accidentally” throws destructive catnip everywhere because the music is so good.
Creams trows tadc bombs at Flam “NURRRRRR HOW DARE YOU!!! FERA ME” She plugs the music again and goes back to dancing , as she shouts “JAX IS AMAZING, TADC AND CATNIP SHALL WIN”
Catnip and water drenches the hazelpage and destroys all the bases except for the catnip army and creamo’s, which Silvs placed a magical catnip shield on. Silvs raised up an enormous Catnip Army flag above the entire page. “MUAHAHAHA, CATNIP ARMY RULES!!!”
*has anyone seen Pumpkinpaw lately?
Splashpaw runs up the flag throwing crayons at cat-nip lovers as splashpaw goes. Splashpaw screams, ¨CAT-NIP WILL NEVER WIN THE CRAYON LEADER HAS RETURNED.¨ Splashpaw takes down the flag and yeets crayons every where and scurrys off to find his alliy Flamilton and says, ¨Lord Flamilton ever since we have teamed up were unstoppalbe you shall rule the hazelpage under the mighty Triple-H forever.¨ Splashpaw bows his head to the mighty ruler Flamilton.
Silvs (now Streams temporarily) zaps both flam and splashpaw into a black hole with her Meme Beam.
Splashpaw Jumps out of the hole and yeets Streampaw into the hole and Helps Flamilton out of the hole. Splashpaw covers the hole with crayons and runs off again with Flamilton into the Triple-H and Crayon Tower in a secert spot only crayon cats and Triple-H cats know about
“I meant a GALAXY BLACK HOLE THAT NO ONE CAN COME OUT OF ONCE THEY GO IN.” Streamz yeets them back into the black hole.
Flamilton appears from the H Tower. “I like the sound of Lord Flamilton!” they grin. “And I very much like that attitude! DEATH TO CATNIP! >:D”
Silvs YEETS Flam back into the volcano
“You should’ve known the world was wide enough for both Flamilton and you!” /ref Flamilton says, reappearing from the shadows again. “But I’ll have you know that this is one of my good jackets, so I’d appreciate it if you didn’t ruin it! >:((” /lh
“CATNIP ARMY IS SUPERIOR!” Pumpkinpaw yowls. (sorry for being inactive, my mom took my chromebook)
Silvs/Streamz picks up her turquoise boombox and blasts the song Bazinga by SB19 very loudly.
*guys go look up the lyrics :3 it fits the hazelpage war
Pumpkinpaw quickly looks up the lyrics and inspects them closely with a catnip magnifying glass. “Nah, doesn’t fit the Hazelpage THAT much!”
“guys… I DECLARE A RAP BATTLE!! who wants to battle me >:)))”
Streams/Silvs continues to rap Walk Without The Stars
“All this time it’s been you
Basking in your everlasting light that you’ve consumed
…
You and I had planned that we would stand up strongly for our Clan
but something changed, pushed me away, left me estranged.
How could you be so blind and turn your eyes to my decline?
What once was ours had turned to scars
As I walk
Without the stars
Walk without the stars
And speaking of them, you’ve got them wrapped around your paws
And you never paused your paws to see the flaws you’ve caused within me”
(wait hold on did I really just sing a third of Walk Without The Stars ……..)
never mind lol
Flamilton appears out of the shadows with a wicked grin, Hamilton’s green jacket, and a mic. “Streampaw, that was a real nice declaration! Welcome to the present, the H’s rule this nation! Would you like to join us, or stay mellow doing whatever the heck it is you do in the catnip army?” /ref
“Nope.” Silvs declines the offer politely. “I never watched Hasbin Hotel or Hamilton anyways and I’m not into that kind of stuff. BESIDES, I THINK CATNIP SIDE IS THE BEST. :3”
**also I’m Silvs again
“Oh, a rap battle?” Lionpaw smirks. “E-Z.”
“Top of the hour and we’re disscussing a certain has-been who has been spotted cavorting around the page after a 7-second absence, did anybody miss ’em, did anybody notice? More on tonight’s program! SO, Streampaw’s back in town, why’s she hangin’ around, what does that mean for your BlogFam? Well handily, I’ve got good news, she’s a loser, a catnip, and I don’t mean to sound hostile, but the girlypop’s a coward!” She begins vibing. “Flam, Squrr, feel free to add the sugar on the cream /ref and finish the lyrics!!!”
“Oh, the sugar on the cream?” Flamilton sings along. “They asked US to join their team! We said no, so now they fight us, that’s the tea! Oh!-” Flamilton adds excitedly, “And you can take that as gospel! Pulling the page’s newcomers? Impossible!”
Silvs/Streams makes catnip gummy bears and noms on them. “Anyone want some?”
“I’ll take the *PROPER* form of gummy bears!” Flamilton says from their perch on the Triple-H Tower, snapping their fingers and making non-catnip gummy bears appear.
“do you have lemon or orange flavored ones? those are my favorite” silvs asked which was completely out of context
“I have an orange one!” Flamilton says, completely forgetting that xe and Silvy are on opposite sides of the war, and hands her an orange gummy bear.
“thanks!” Silvs mews happily. “I think orange gummy bears are the best lol” and silvs gives flam some free choco chip cookies
(which yet again is totally out of context)
“Ooh, yum!” Pumpkinpaw takes them all and starts combining some of them with destructive catnip. When she puts them together, there’s a loud explosion and buildings miles away fall. Pumpkinpaw cackles evily, “I have found… explosive catnip gummy bears! They shall rule not only the Hazelpage, but everywhere on the blog! Finally, catnip shall ruleeeee!”
Why do I feel like I could make that on infinite craft ;-;
‘WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON HERE?’ A new voice howls, the shrieking yowl splitting the air. The cats around fall silent, their fur rippling uncomfortably along their spine. Still shaken from everything, their eyes are round and their pelts are cluttered with debris. ‘Well, you see…’ Silverpaw starts, her mew uncertain as her eyes focus on the shadows to make out the shape of the stranger. Suddenly Ravage steps out of the clearing, her fur standing on the end, her eyes narrowed. Only TwistedStalk (Twisted) jumps up, still hyper from the catnip. ‘EYYYYY Ravage! How’s it going, girl?’ She starts jumping exited around the other wolf. Ravage shoves the cream and silver wolf aside with a shove of her shoulders.
‘I repeat,’ she growls. ‘WHAT is going on here?’
(Seriously I tried making something out of this but I can’t so I’m just doing something XD)
(ooh you’re really good at writing :3)
Streams/Silvs yeets some more catnip water balloons all over the place. “Wanna join the catnip army?? And ‘what is happening?’ oh, we’re just a bunch of cat-people throwing stuff at each other while planning to take over the blog.” /lhj
Flamilton shoves Silvs aside into a pit of rubber ducks. “IGNORE HER CHIRPING!” Flamilton smiles, then clears their throat. “Heh. Sorry about her! Now,” Flamilton brandishes a Hamilton poster in one hand and a Hazbin one in the other, “Would you care to join the Triple-H’s? We have cookies, AND Magictastical Backflipping Rubber Ducks–that spit fire!” Flamilton demonstrates, Silvy’s hair getting only *slightly* accidentally smoldered in the process.
Robo runs over. “And we have cool posters!” she says, holding up one with Alastor on it.
Silvs bounces up from the rubber ducks, picks up a giant catnip bomb and explodes flam to the sun. “Cya later, maybe never!”
Twisted cocks her head. “OOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM NOT ALONE ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
She trips on her own tail (because she is running in circles) and falls on her face. “I think I have an addiction now,” she says, looking around for more catnip. 😀
(Twisted reminds me of myself when I have too much sugar >:D)
“I’m going to assume you’re on the catnip side, glad you chose the right side!” She hands Twisted a couple of her new delicious catnip cookies, which are FILLED with catnip.
Wow me too, if I get something with sugar I’m like SUGARSUGARSUGAR for the next hour… XD lol ‘luckily’ there’s not much vegan so my addiction can’t get that bad… I though before my mom found out there exist vegan praline Easter eggs…
“Hi there, fellow cat!” Pumpkinpaw suddenly spawns out of nowhere with her contract, catnip, and catnip cookies. “Join the catnip army! We shall rule the Hazelpage (and the entire blog), and if you join, you won’t get obliterated like all the other non-catnip supporters! Just sign this contract!” When Ravage starts looking like they won’t sign, Pumpkinpaw shows them the cookie. “We even have special catnip cookies! Since school is over for a lot of people, these new cookies… are just regular yummy cookies! Except they’re so delicious that some people have started throwing destructive catnip everywhere because of it! C’mon, we know you want to sign…”
“Ravage is a … wolf.” Silvs corrects Pumpkin Seed.
“Silly autocorrect!” Pumpkinpaw replies as she magically changes the comment to say wolf, even though she’s on a chromebook and doesn’t have autocorrect.
Silvs picks up a loudspeaker and stands on the top of the Catnip Army base.
“Attention!!! I propose a TRUCE without fighting, but CONTESTS!!!!! The team that will have the most points at the end of the contest WINS the battle of the Hazelpage!!! WHO’S UP FOR IT???” Silvs shouts.
Lionpaw pads up to her, eyes narrowed in suspicion. “Who would the judge be?” she mewed. “It can’t be you since you’re biased with *barf* catnip, and same goes for anyone on the page!”
“one of the mods could be the judge,” Silvs suggested. (if they aren’t too busy, that is!!!)
pine magically appears in a poof of sparkles! “i was summoned!! hmmm purrrr-haps i may be the judge, along with some of my moddo friends should they wish…” she winks, before disappearing again to another corner of the blog.
ooo TYSM PINEY!!!!!!!
Silvs picks up a giant water blaster ready to blast anyone with water if they happen to attempt to throw a bomb at her.
Meeeeeeeee!!!! I love contests! Art, writing, poetry, display names, I can do it all! Watch out for… Darth Fallow the contest crusher!!!
I’m already practicing for the contests😛
https://justpaste.it/e8izw
the contests will be:
Catchphrase for your team – whoever makes the best catchphrases for their team gets a point!
Most creative drawing of the Hazelpage War – the title says it all
Poetry contest – …ok this is random 😛
(SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS MY CREATIVITY IS LIKE 10% /lhj)
“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO me!” yells Twisted.
Just rember Crayons and triple-h are teamed up so cat-nip will never win
I will do display names anytime of anyday
There should probably be separate teams… no allies… just for it o be fair, everyone gets an equal shot at it
Flamilton drops everything they’re doing to stare blankly at Silvy. “Ha!” Flamilton laughs, grinning ear to ear. “No.”
“Flamilton, wait! This is a great opportunity for us!” Alasquirt rushes to their leader. “Podemos usar un sitio con el solución de como ganar en cambio de un submisión…” Their eyes sparkle mischievously as they scramble to remember their lousy Spanish, praying Flam speaks Spanish as well. (Also can i PLEASEEE try doing the Hazelpage war art? I have an idea already!)
(Dude my brain just burst into song when I read your display name- 😛 )
“¿Ah, sí?” Flamilton grins, pleased that they don’t have to use Google Translate, as Spanish is the one Duolingo course that Flamilton a) actually takes in school and b) doesn’t neglect. “¡¿Qué es?! ¡Estoy seguro que el plan es magictastical!” (it’s a true shame that ‘magictastical’ doesn’t have a Spanish translation that I know of… 😔)
“Nunca voy a renunciar a tí…” Alasquirt doesn’t give too much away as they don’t want anyone else to catch on.
“Ah, hablan Espanol? Perdon, mi computadora no tiene el keyboard de espanol, pero porque no me dijeron? ;-; mis padres son de argentina,” she mews expertly.
“¿Qué estamos haciendo?” asked Robo in her not great school Spanish.
(I SWEAR YOU’RE GONNA MAKE ME START SINGING ALASTOR’S PART OF THE FINALE OUT LOUD IN FRONT OF MY DAD AND YOUNGER SISTER- 😭 😛 😛 (and, I mean, I don’t blame you at all, let’s be honest it’s the best part of Finale))
“¡Ah, es un buen idea!” Flamilton whispers back. “No confío el equipo de hierba gatera…” (I had to look up catnip aoenffef 😛 )
Lionpaw laughs. “Not if I beat you to it! -GREAT ALASTOR (obvi he is great) ALTRUIST DIED FOR HIS FRIENDS, SORRY TO DISAPOINT, THAT IS NOT HOW THIS ENDS! I’M HUNGRY FOR FREEDOM LIKE NEVER BEFORE! THE CONTSTRAINTS OF MY DEAL SURELY HAVE A BACK DOOR! ONCE I FIGURE OUT HOW TO UN-CLIP MY WINGS, GUESS WHO WILL BE PULLING ALL THE STRINGS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
aND WE’RE DOING IT WITH A SMILEEEEEEE
YAS GO ALASTOR REFS
“ME!” Ravage yowls, but directly she gets a bunch of catnip slapped in her face.
“What-“ she growls, confused, her fur rippling at the sight of the stems at her paws.
“You all actually EAT this stuff? No wonder you are as crazy as stray dogs and—“
While she’s speaking, the multicolored wolf bows to sniff at the catnip.
Suddenly her eyes widen, and her fur bushes up until she’s twice her size.
“RUBBER DUCKS!!!” She screeches, launching herself in the pile of toys.
Another white wolf sticks his head into the room, but decides very quickly to silently run away.
Yet Ravage spots him.
“Oh no! You’re coming Razi!”
Ravage runs after the albino wolf, tripping over her own paws.
Flamilton looks sternly at Silvs.
“Who’s idea was it again to fling catnip at her face?”
Silverpaw ignores him, looking confused at the wolves that were running around.
“How did we come to have THREE wolves here in less than five minutes..?
baha- poor Razi-
“Who the HECK is he?!” Twisted snarls, her eyes darting over to Razi. Ravage grins at her as she bounds by, but doesn’t answer because there’s no point in talking to a hyper Twisted when you’ve got serious problems going on. (So true XD)
Yay Razi is here!
I had some totally awesome idea for the Hazelpage contests :0
1: first contest could be writing a short 500-word or less story of what would happen if a Clan cat suddenly got teleported to the hazelpage war and their reaction :3 (Twisted, Ravage, that’s your cue!!)
2: A slogan/catchphrase contest for a made-up side (hmm maybe Team Mododo?)
3: art contest: draw the leader of your side’s OC
4: Another art contest: draw a poster for your side that says everything about why people should join your side
I guess three winners could be picked for each contest? and each winner picked gets a point :3 (we’ll have to find some sps to host these on to not get it mixed up)
im gonna emphasize the secret page thing, bc the hazelpage is really just for roleplaying!! and also ik some changes might be coming to it soon, led by liv…
uh-oh- GIANT ROBOT CHINCHILLAS?!?!?!? /lhj
🫨
Changes? What type? Better not be against the catnip side… >:C
only the good kind of course!! including but not limited to, we will serve better drinks :p you’ll have to wait for it!!
Now I am really curious! When will the changes take place?!
(as soon as I finish working on stuffs >:DD)
HoLD oN…
Wait For It? As in the 13th song in Act I of Hamilton?
ThAT Wait For It?! >:))
I KNEW IT YOU GUYS ARE HELPING THE H’S MUAHAHAHAHA >:DDD
No it most definitely SHOULD be against Team Catnip! >:D Wonderful thinking, Piney and Liv!
uh oh. are we gonna have moddos throwing us in soup? 😬 /j
the ultimate uno reverse
noOoooOOOOOOOoOo
WELL THEN I JUST REVERSE AGAIN Y’KNOW
*deep inhale* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *another deep inhale* -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wELL what if I have an ULTIMATE ULTIMATE SKIBIDI UNO REVERSE CARD?! >:D (I assure you it’s very real, all members of the App Army have at least 47! Just ask, uh, FALLOW! Yeah, ask Fallow! 😊
I’m going to draw Darth Fallow for three!
Twist would LOVE to draw for the poster part >:D
Suddenly Twisted’s snout curls up in a devious grin. Razi’s sudden appearence gave her a (not so great) idea.
“YO WINDGUST!” she howls. The sound of thumping paws fills the air as the white wolf makes a (not so dramatic) appearence by crashing into Ravage and sliding on his face to a pit stop at Twisted’s paws.
Silverpaw stares up at the wolf with wide eyes. “…wow.”
(Time to bring out my wolf OC, Magnolia!!!)
A pale gray and white wolf crashes through the door of the hazelpage, crashing into Silvs as well. Silvs hisses angrily. “WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?”
Magnolia jumps back alarmed. “Oops, sorry!!! Who are you?”
Silvs dumps a bucket of catnip over Magnolia’s head.
also imma call you Twited now :3 (see your name xD)
Oh shoot I forgot the S. After the comments were modded I was hoping no one would notice XD
“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?” Ravage snarls at WindGust, while exposing her sharp yellow teeth. Her lip is curled up and her muscles are rippling underneath her shoulders as she steps toward the white wolf.
Razi yelps, and grips her tail between his jaws.
The dominant she-wolf turns on him, and opens her muzzle to snap at him.
“What are you—“
Suddenly, Razi flings himself at her, and they roll over in a ball of flinging paws and fur clotted with debris. Ravage snarls and tries to bite the albino wolf. But at last Razi manages to pin her down.
“Someone, get water! We need to calm her down!”
Ravage struggles underneath him, trying to get up.
“You may be my mate,” she growls. “But I’m not done with you!”
Razi sighed. “Hurry up with the water please.”
Pumpkinpaw is standing behind him.
“Just look, Razi!”
Razi huffs. “I really have no time for this right now and—“ he begins, turning his head.
“Yes you do!” Yells Pumpkinpaw as she stuffs a couple of catnip cookies in Razi’s opened mount.
Twisted grins and turns to Pumpkinpaw. “Any chance you have… more of those cookie things?!”
Razi chokes, his muzzle green with the catnip cookies. WindGust and Ravage glare at eachother, panting. TwistedStalk looks down at her paws. “I am acting so weird, I must go meditate until the catnip wears off.” She turns and saunters away, her head lifted imposingly incase anyone tries to challenge her mighty presence.
“Good riddance!” WindGust yells after her. “Leaving your own mate, hm?”
Magnolia gives an uncomfortable smile. Ravage growls at Pumpkinpaw.
Razi rears up on his hind legs and holds a stick, pretending it’s a microphone. He starts singing random songs, and bouncing from paw to paw.