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[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
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Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Guys help me😭
I am now officially bombarded with Hamilton at not only one, but TWO places, here AND in my musical🫠
Yesterday we had a repetition, and only me and two other peeps were still there and those two turned out to be both obsessed with Hamilton😭 They did a whole performance of Satisfied for me (it was SO COOL tho, now I kinda wanna watch Hamilton), and one of them just reminds me of Flam so much😭
Aahh lucky you, I would have loved to see that performance :00
ALSO YES GO WATCH HAMILTON NOW
Or you will never be satisfied… /ref
I will never be satisfied…
But really, I promise, I will hunt it down on yt and watch it whenever I can cuz it does really seem awesome :DD
as much as I wish that were me, I don’t recall putting on a performance of satisfied (altho I totally 100% would without any warnings whatsoever) so unfortunately that lovely Hamilfan isn’t me, but they sound very cool regardless✨ 😛
“HEY GUYS HOW YA DOING!” *Silentwhisper yells as they grab bucket of waffles and throws them at everyone*
“Yum waffles!” Shrubpaw catches the bucket in mid-air and puts it down. “Have I mentioned that I like waffles more than pancakes? 😛 “
Silentwhisper!!!! Yay, I missed youuu! Hru? *chonks on the waffles*
flamilton majestically single-handedly catches a waffle midair and then skips away merrily on their way, humming some hamilton and hazbin songs as they go.
P.o.v- MelodyPaw is watching every move /jk totally not haha
Oh LORD I’ve been so inactive here guys what have I missed
wHAt’D I mIsS
WHat’D i MisS
vIRgIniA mY HoME sWEeT hOmE I wAnNA GIvE yOu a KiSs /ref
*Skips half the song casually*
I hAvE mY fIrSt CaBiNeT mEeTiNg ToDaY (CHIK-A-POW)
I gUeSs I bEtTeR tHiNk Of SoMeThInG tO sAy
IM ALREADY ON MY WAY TO GET TO THE BOTTOM O’ THIS
(WHAT DID I MISS?)
MR JEFFERSON WELCOME HOOOMMMEEE
MR JEFFERSON! ALEXANDER FLAMILTON >:)
MR JEFFERSON WELCOME HOOOOOOOMEEE
MR JEFFERSON WELCOME HOME SIR YOU’VE BEEN OFF IN PARIS FOR SO LONGGGGGGG
SO WHAT’D I MISS?
That was a mistake 😭
Who wants to go to the fortnite rizz party
I don’t have Fortnite :/
You don’t need to have fortnite
Then I’m coming as well!!!
mEEEEE
Autumnleaf settles in a chair at the counter, snagging a hershey’s kiss from the candy bowl. She takes a deep breath and lets it out in a relieved sigh. Home sweet unhinged and chaotic home. She smirks, and knowing full well her question will most likely go unanswered, she asks,
“Anybody still work here?” to no one in particular.
Aquila raises her hand from where she sits behind the bar, and gives a slight nod of her head. Her gaze falls to a patch of dust on the counter illuminated by the sunlight streaming in through a skylight in the roof. With a gesture of her hands in the air, her eyes glow softly golden and the dust vanishes.
“Ah, hello. I’d like some peppermint hot chocolate, if I may. Sorry, I zoned out for a bit there,” Autumnleaf says, tucking a strand of hair back into her hood. “I’ve been busy looking for a friend of mine. Have you seen a Finn come through here? He’s medium height, dark blond hair. Might be wearing a green hoodie.” she watches Aquila carefully, looking for a change in her expression, anything to give away some hint of her wayward friend.
Aquila jumps off her seat and grabs a blue clay mug from under the counter. Placing it down on the counter top, she focuses her gaze onto it and with a golden flash of her eyes it fills up with peppermint hot chocolate. “Cream and or marshmallows?” she asks, turning towards Autumnleaf. She shakes her head slightly to Autumnleaf’s question, “Not that I’ve seen… Sorry!” she adds with an apologetic smile. “However I’m not always the most attentive, perhaps others would know more?” she nods towards the rest of the room.
a super-cool, epic shadowy figure appears next to autumnleaf by the bar, and spooky green glowy smoke and stuff is also there too because yes. “well,” the ominous spooky figure says, “I may not work here, but… I’m alexander flamilton, I’m at your service sir…” /ref the cat grins. all of a sudden their spookiness seems to vanish as they excitedly exclaim, “do you perhaps like hamilton? because if so, the Almighty Glorious Fantabulous Triple-H Army is always looking for new members! and ignore the rumors about us stealing souls! I know it’s not true, because I’m supposedly in charge! and being a ginger myself I can confirm that I myself do not have a soul!” they start spinning around on the spinny chairs on the counter, spinning around faster than anyone deemed possible.
Fallowsy very randomly joins the conversation when she hears Flam say: ‘I’m at your service, sir…’, and yowls: ‘I’M GETTING NERVOUS…’ /ref
flamilton swivels around to face fallowsy. “SIR! I HEARD YOUR NAME AT PRINCETON! I WAS SEEKING AN ACCELERATED COURSE OF STUDY WHEN I GOT SORT OF OUT OF SORTS WITH A BUDDY OF YOURS! I MAAAAY HAVE PUNCHED HIM, IT’S A BLUR, SIR! HE HANDLES THE FINANCIALS…”
‘YOU PUNCHED THE BURSAR’
flamilton smiles. “yES! I WANTED TO DO WHAT YOU DID–GRADUATE IN 2 AND JOIN THE REVOLUTION! HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS STUPID–I’M NOT STUPID. SO HOW’D YOU DO IT? HOW’D YOU GRADUATE SO FAST?”
It was my parents dying wish before they passed
YOUR AN ORPHAN, OF COURSE! I’M AN ORPHAN. GOD, I WISH THERE WAS A WAR, THEN WE COULD PROVE THAT WE’RE WORTH MORE THAN ANYONE BARGAINED FOR
Can I buy you a drink?
That would be nice 🙂
While we talk, let me offer you some free advice! Talk less
Cutting in to say that’s such a burn on Burr’s part 😭
(To Snowy: Real lol 😛 ) Smile more. Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for
(Indeed 😛 )
omg an active snowy???
You got it!! :O
yay! hi snowy!
Hi! How are you? ^^
Shrubpaw jumps in between the two and the news that a new member of Triple-H has arrived. “YES! I WANTED TO DO WHAT YOU DID- GRADUATE IN TWO THEN JOIN THE REVOLUTION!”
Adder did a epic dance her fluffy creamish Brown pelt shined
Fallowsy sits down in a corner, ready to join the Hamilton madness now she listened to some of them. She starts humming under her breath: ‘You’ll be back… Soon you’ll see… You’ll remember you belong to me… You’ll be back… Time will tell… You’ll remember that I served you well…’
flamilton gives fallows the bombastic side eye and promptly decks out in their full king george iii regalia, screaming the lyrics to you’ll be back.
‘OCEANS RISE, EMPIRES FALL, WE HAVE SEEN EACH OTHER THROUGH IT ALL’, Fallowsy sings along while jumping on the tables :PP
“And when PUSH, comes to shove, I shall SEND A FULLY ARMED BATTALION TO REMIND YOU OF MY LOVE!” Shrubpaw shouts, leaping on a table and lashing her tail.
DA DA DA DAT DA DA DA DA DA DA YA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA YA DA
YOU SAY ARE LOVE IS DRAINING AND YOU CAN’T GO
OOOOONNNNnnNNNnNNNNNNN
YOULL BE THE ONE COMPLAINING WHEN I AM GOOOOOOOOONE
AND NOOOOO DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT
CUZ YOU’RE MY FAVORITE SUBJECT
MY SWEET, SUBMISSIVE SUBJECT
MY LOYAL, ROYAL SUBJECT
AND NO DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! *cue spit* ‘CAUSE YOUR MY FAVORITE SUBJECT!!
Can someone summarize Hamilton for me 😛
“Basically it follows one of the founding fathers (Alexander Hamilton) of America from the American revolution to his death.” Silverpaw explains and puts on earmuffs to muffle the Hamilton bombarding her. (This is literally just a Hamilton page now, come to think of it why isn’t there a Hamilton discussion page?)
(there was!! it morphed into the musical discussion page and then just the music discussion page so it can include all kinds of music discussion, but you can discuss all the Hamilton you wish there :DD)
Sorry, I only know like, the first quarter or something :PP
aBSOLUTELY :DD
essentially, the whole musical covers the story of our boy a. ham however it’s told in a more modern way with genres such as hip-hop! the whole musical is almost all sung-through (in fact there’s literally only one spoken scene lol) so you can understand the whole story of the musical without seeing it live, which I think is neat :DD
act i covers alex going to nyc from the caribbean through the end of the revolutionary war, and act ii picks up from there and covers the more political side of his life post-rev war! I’d definitely recommend checking it out, it’s an absolutely incredible musical and the actors are all so talented and wonderful <3 and if you have disney+, you can also watch a recorded version of the original broadway cast performing the show, which I love watching :DDD
Silvs yeeted herself (wearing lots of 2NE1 merch) into the Hazelpage as she looked around while nomming a waffle. “Why in StarClan is this turning into the hamilpage-” /lh
“Oh well!” Silvs picked up a waffle cannon and 2NE1 lightstick while screaming Defying Gravity (Wicked reference) at the top of her lungs and running all over the place.
“SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND MEEEEEEE LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKYYYYY CUZ SOMEONE TOLD ME LATELYYYYY EVERYONE DESERVES A CHANCE TO FLY!!! AND IF I’M FLYING SOLO AT LEAST I’M FLYING FREE!!!!”
as you can tell, i cannot wait to watch Wicked soon, I know Defying Gravity from youtube videos 😛/lhYASSSSS WATCH WICKED DO IT DO IT DO IT IT’S AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEE
‘You
Will
Be
Popluar!’
“Agreed!” Aquila yells from across the room, “It might change you For Good and you’ll be Dancing Through Life!”
(Any Wicked musical fans? 😛 I won’t put any spoilers for anyone who has seen the movie but not the musical!)
Yes! I love the musical sm!!
Aquila’s face lights up and they grin, “What are your favourite songs? If I picked a top three I would say No Good Deed, Dancing Through Life, and Popular!”
mizzie’s face scrunches up a bit in thought. after a bit of thinking, she says, “popular, defying gravity, and dancing through life.”
“3 very good choices!” Aquila replies.
mizzie thinks for a moment. “do you ship gelphie?” she asks, being the avid gelphie shipper they are
Aquila nods enthusiastically, “Yes! When I went to see Wicked in London I had no idea of anything about it other than the fact that my friend LOVED it. At the end of No One Mourns The Wicked when Glinda replies hesitantly to the question “Were you friends?” my immediate reaction was ‘Oh! They were more than friends!!’ then What is this Feeling solidified the fact for me – I mean they’re like ‘I hate you so much I’m blushing and my heart is racing at the thought of you’, that’s not hate!” she laughs.
“exactly!” mizzie says with extra enthusiasm, excited to have found another gelphie shipper. “plus, in the movie, you can see that glinda is like super hesitant to light the wooden elphaba on fire, right? and like, when i heard what is this feeling i was like, okay, yeah, they totally love each other. if your ‘pulse is rushing, and your face is flusing,’ it means you have a crush!”
My mum has watched the musical once, but I never did sadly 😛
“That’s very cool!” Aquila replies, “I have been fortunate to see it in London once, but otherwise I’ve seen a lot of clips on YouTube!”
“Same, I’ve been watching a few clips on YouTube of the original, it looks cool! Say, did you know that the original actors of Glinda and Elphaba made cameo appearances in the movie? I won’t say how tho…”
Aquila grins, “Yes! I went to see the Wicked movie the day it came out and I’m so glad I did because that way I didn’t get any spoilers. I remember during the movie I was leaning down to grab my drink and I thought ‘oh! that sounds like Idina Menzel’s voice’ and so I looked up and there they were! Me and my friend were excitedly whispering to each other ‘it’s Kristin Chenoweth and Idina Menzel!’ and the whole theatre was buzzing! Something else really cool is that in the Dutch and German versions of the movie Willemijn Verkaik dubbed Idina’s singing part, and Willemijn was not only Elphaba on Broadway with an American accent, she was also Elphaba on the West End with a British accent, Elphaba in the Dutch production (she’s Dutch), and Elphaba in the German production. I find it incredible she not only speaks three languages fluently, she can choose to speak them with the required accents (e.g. American vs British) and can sing, dance, and act really well!” Aquila chuckles, “I wish I was that talented!”
Shrubpaw gasped. “Same!” She thought to herself, Maybe I should get into theatre someday.
Aquila nods, unsure whether she should keep her mindreading powers hidden.
flamilton blinks. “I personally don’t care much for Wicked,” they sigh. “Hamilton is just far superior, I suppose!”
Aquila gasps in the background. Oooh we could have a Wicked-Hamilton rap battle… she thinks, the thought crossing her mind.
‘THEY’RE BOTH AWESOMEEEEEEEEEE!!!’, Fallowsy very randomly screams. ‘Maybe I should make a medly of the two… 🎶You’ll be back… Popular…🎶’
“Glinda tries to make King George popular with the Americans!” laughs Aquila. She pauses a moment before standing up straight with her hands on her hips in her best Glinda impression and starts to sing “And though you’re the toughest case I’ve yet to face, don’t worry! I’m determined to succeeddddd, follow my leadddd. And yes! Indeed. You, will, be. Popular(, King George)! You’re gonna be, popular! I’ll teach you the proper hacks, when you talk to (American) diplomats – little ways to charm and persuade. I’ll teach you what deals to make, even if they’re fake, everything that really counts to be Popular (and trick the Americans)!“
This is legut beautiful👏👏👏
“Thank you!” Aquila chuckles, taking a small bow. “Also there could be more…” Channeling her inner-Glinda she continues, “(Sung) So let’s start! Because you’ve got an awfully long way to go, (Spoken) King George. In fact, the distance is across the entire Atlantic!“
Flamilton just stares at Fallows and Aquila. He has no idea what on earth is now happening, but he knows that there should be more Hamilton-ness. “And when push comes to shove, I’ll make everybody here watch Hamilton to remind you all of my love!” he mutters.
Aquila suddenly realises how King George’s ‘Da da da DA da’ (etc.) in You’ll Be Back kind of parallels Glinda’s ‘La la laaa la’ in Popular. “I have seen Hamilton!” they grin, “Well at least the movie version.”
‘And I’ve seen Hamilton too! (Well, I didn’t really watch it, but I listened to all the songs sooo)’, Fallowsy adds. ‘Flam, I think you need a makeover to make you like Wicked, and… WHEN SOMEONE NEEDS A MAKEOVER I SIMPLY HAVE TO TAKE OVER, I KNOW, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY NEED! And even in your case… Even though it’s the thoughest case I’ve yet to face… Don’t worry I’m determined to succeed!’
omg I haven’t been here in like forever 😭
what’d I miss? [please don’t break out into a song and just answer my question]
flamilton breathes heavily after being told not to break into song. “don’t do it, flamilton…” xe mutters to xemself.
‘DO IT DO IT DO IT’, Fallowsy, who listened to What’d I Miss for the first time like an hour ago. ‘WHAT’D I MISS, WHAT’D I MISS, VIRGINIA MY SWEET HOME I WANNA GIVE YOU A KISS’
UGH I KNEW Y’ALL WOULDN’T LISTEN
(Idk, looks like the Hazelpage has turned back into a rp and has also become a place for Hamilton 😛 But I’ve never knew what this page is :P)
Rustpaw walks inside, looking down at the madness. She only watched like a quarter of the musical, and forgot most of it, but breaks into the lyrics she remembers. “YOU’LL BE BACK!!!”
‘SOON YOU’LL SEE
YOU’LL REMEMBER YOU BELONG TO ME’, Fallowsy starts singing (well, screaming :PP) along.
“YOU’LL BE BACK, TIME WILL TELL! YOU’LL REMEMBER THAT I SERVED YOU WELL!” Shrubpaw joins the chat.
*Grabs a reeses cup from the candy bowl*
Yummy
*Grabs a rainbow colored drink*
Yummy x2
*Grabs a duolingo*
Yummy x3 (WAIT IM SORRY IM JUST KIDDING NO ONE COME AFTER ME NO DUOLINGOS WERE HARMED)
*Steathily tries to grab back her cookies and a Duolingo/jk *
flamilton casually has an emotional breakdown after Duo was almost brutally killed. after all, Duo is their pookie😭
however they quickly recover and grab the entire candy bowl, running for their life
Shrubpaw stands on a chair and begins to shout. “Hold on! Before any war between Wicked and Hamilton fans break out, here’s a cool edit I found:”
She clicks the TV on with this YT short running: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BASEzmSvtxE
“There. Is everybody satisfied?” She says before winking at Flam and leaping off the chair.