The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Being the ace that I am, I choose… No side, just here to have fun.
flamilton gasps. “OH MY GOLLY! you’re asexual? I’M asexual! oh wow, we have so much in COMMON!” /ref
This is my Reply to Flam on the last page
“Alliance you say? For a price? Now what’s the price?” MelodyPaw hops over to Flamilton.
flamilton grins. “do you by chance have a dumptruck full of cookies? because despite the rumors, we, in fact, do not accept souls as payment. after all, that isn’t fair to my fellow soulless gingers!”
“yes! I do have a truckload of cookies! See?” Melodypaw beckons for a large truck full of cookies to park beside her. “Also, cuz I’m super nice, I’ll give you an extra free boba drink.” hands over the boba drink to flam.
“splendiferous!” flamilton gasps. “it’s a deal, then!”
This is my Reply to Flam on the last page
“Alliance you say? For a price? Now what’s the price?” MelodyPaw hops over to Flamilton.
“Hello everyone.” Dawny speaks. “It is with great sorrow I say that our amigo Duolingo…well, you know if you saw the recent Duolingo social media.” Dawny says as numerous sobs erupt throughout the room. Dawny then becomes the tissue fairy and hops around with little fairy wings giving tissues to everyone. “Which is why we are hosting a remembrance party for our loving friend.” Dawny finishes her sad speech but continues being the tissue fairy. “And everyone is expected to bring something like maybe a decoration that says ‘Spanish or Vanish’ or maybe Duo’s favorite food (whatever that is) all we know is that Duo would have wanted us to keep our streak alive even if he isn’t. So what we want is for you to skip the streak freeze and do that French lesson everyday. Or any language, I’m just using French as an example.” Dawny finishes her sad speech number two and yet again is the tissue fairy.
Hart sniffs after searching up online whatever happened to Duo. “Yes, I’ll make sure to do my French lesson!” she shouts among the sobbing crowd.
*flies over*
✨SHE WAS A FAIRY✨
Here’s a tissue
*gives you a tissue*
✨SHE WAS A FAIRY✨
*flies away*
MelodyPaw blows her nose into a tissue, saying “I have not even got onto Duolingo ever, but Duo looked like a nice guy..we shall remember him forever.”
✨SHE WAS A FAIRY✨
Neh I already gave you a tissue
✨SHE WAS A FAIRY
Ashi bursts into tears, shoving the tissue in her face. “I’ll do my Spanish lesson!!” She cries. “I’ll keep that streak in honor of Duo, mi amigo,” she insists, holding up her phone with the Duolingo leaderboard on it.
✨SHE WAS A FAIRY✨
I gave you a tissue already but yes do your Spanish lesson
✨SHE WAS A FAIRY✨
flamilton hides in the corner, sobbing along to duolingo on ice: the multilingual musical, as they’ve been doing for about the past 48 hours. “era un búho muy fantástico,” they sob.
✨SHE WAS A FAIRY✨
Here’s a tissue
*gives you a tissue*
✨SHE WAS A FAIRY✨
flamilton keeps sobbing uncontrollably. “muchas gracias,” they sob to dawny.
“C’est terrible.” Hart murmured in French. “Tres triste.”
Vix bursts into sobs. “I will continue my 351 day streak, if only for duo” She cries. “we must have a truce and burn all the cybertrucks to honor duo!” she announces off a table.
Triple Hs, you guys should fr stop it😭 Don’t you know how HARD it is not to join your Hamilton fun? But I can’t cuz I will only do Hamilton refs in PEACE✌️✨️ Why don’t we just all unite and do what we want together?
NEVER STAR WARS FTWWW (are we still doing the star wars vs. triple H war? Or has the star wars army been smashed yet?)
I don’t really know. there’s a peace side now and I think Moonli might have joined them. but honestly I have no idea whats happening anymore 😛
Same but I’m just going with the flow lol 😛
If there still is I’m in the Star Wars side >:DD
“but we NEED this war!” flamilton protests. “I have actual permission to drop-kick children! and uhh, other stuff too!” they add after several members of the triple-h army give them the bombastic side eye.
‘You also have permission to drop-kick children if there isn’t a war, I do it all the time!’, Fallowsy protests.
“but, like, chaos!” flamilton protests
‘Bruh there are much more axesome ways to make chaos instead of a war’, Fallowsy rolls her eyes.
“Fallowsy! I decided to join the peace side! I will join you as an ex-member of the triple-h side, and we will stop this from my cheese hideout!” Vix yowls.
“vix, how could you?!” flamilton sobs. “first duo dying, now your traitorousness…” /nm /lh
“I. AM. BACK. 👀” Ferny leaped onto a stack of pancakes and stood gallantly, only to crash down with the pile.
“Can someone explain what’s happening?” She asked.
“well hello there!” flamilton appears next to ferny with the much superior breakfast food, waffles. “well, ya know, it’s mostly just the triple-h army still fighting the fight and winning the war, haha!” /ref
this is still going on? vix sighs. i remember the chaos that enacted when i was pulled to one side of the war. she remembers nostalgically. i now have the cheese hideout, where the people can hang out with cheese and kotlc books! <3
Well Ferny, both me and Rowanpaw have joined the peace side (I think, yes u can keep ur lightsaber) so that all frachises can rule in harmony. But our bestie Duo has just died and we all need some tine to mourn.
actually, I thought about joining the peace side because I thought the Star Wars army was kinda over but since its not I’m sticking with Star Wars
oh btw i’m joining the peace side.” vix decides. “i have my cheese hideout which we can furnish.” she stalks into a hole in the wall.
“Uhm..idk. but you should def join the Catnip juice side! you’ll get a free shirt if u join!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Melz mewed to Ferny
speedy dodo???
‘BUT you get a free pet dove and infinite peace-flavored lemonade if you join the peace side!’, Fallowsy intervenes before another soul will be ruined by one of the vicious other sides.
“OR you can join the Triple-H army, where you get infinite Hamilmerch and you can
shoutsing your favorite lyrics for eternity!” Hart interjected with an innocent meow.“Hmm… I’m not sure about the sides, but whatever side I end up on we need warrr >:D” Ferny grinned menacingly.
“Ferny! you should join the Star Wars side!” Rowny exclaims.
Yesss Star Wars side here I comeeee! >:3
Did somebody say… STAR WARS?
Yesss!!!! If you like Star Wars, you should join our Star Wars army!!!!
YES YES YES JOIN USSS
Duo, I miss you……. sending me horrific notifications……
(By the way guys, i havnt updated my device yet coz i can’t be bothered, but duo is still alive to my device. I AM A TIME TRAVELER)
“I feel your pain, my friend,” flamilton sighs. “duo y yo éramos los mejores amigos del mundo.”
“VOS HABLAS ESPANOL???” Lio screeches with the ✨extremely sigma✨ Argentine accent.
my parents are actually from Argentina so I speak fluent Spanish mwehehehehe“GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA!!!”
Dawnpaw yowls to the whole Hazelpage
“WE SHALL DESTROY ALL CYBERTRUCKS IN HONOR OF OUR FRIEND DUO!!!”
Dawnpaw yeets a cybertruck to mars.
“POSITIVELY SPLENDIFEROUS!” flucifer declares. they casually light 12 cybertrucks on fire with their mind.
“BRUH” (acidentally burns down the hazelpage top floor) whoops (puts water)
Hart instantly adds an uncountable number of cybertrucks to the fire.
“S P L E N D I D I D E A!”
MelodyPaw proceeds to light 1029182:72738382827272727272727 million cyber trucks
flamilton runs around joyfully with a cursed cat alastor flag waving behind them