The internet is a storm of URLs, wi-fi and strings of dangerous code, whirling and thundering. Out in the wilderness you can only survive so long unaided, but in here, behind the mellow yellow windows, a safe and comforting place awaits. This place is a respite from the internet; the fire crackles invitingly and alluring rainbow-coloured drinks are poured into glasses. Exciting chatter fills the rooms from tables bustling with friends, eating from trays of warm, rustic carum bread and hearty stews. Gentle music comes from the band in the background.
[image description: a busy tavern lit by orange light]
Come in, chat away, have a great time! The old location may have been overrun by the Codekind, but this new building has three-meter thick walls, three floors and turret bedrooms to rest in at the top! We’ve returned, free from the battles of the secret pages! A safe micro-community of equality and no judgement. Hang up your HTML-reflective suit at the door and settle in with a drink and a meal.
Notice Board: Free candy in the bowl on the counter! What types of candy are there? Yes.
Lunaheart ran off to the nearest department store, 🌈🦄rainbow unicorns R us🦄🌈 And came back with earplugs for everyone. She also went to MassacreMart, where she got 9000000000000000000000000000000000 slaughter&sparkle shotguns for everyone. She also built a fortress made of soundproof diamonds for everyone to hide in. “Tomorrow I’ll get my army of unicorns in here” She promised.
Shadow needed help, so she summoned her cat Moon for her to cuddle. Then he ran around the room and scratched people.
Then Moon meowed, “YEET!” even though nobody could understand him and did his Ninja Moon stunts and also tried to dab but he was busy being an awesome ninja. Shadow held up flags that said, MOON FOREVER!!! <3 and Moon came back down on the floor and dabbed so hard. Shadow started chanting, “MOONIE! MOONIE! MOONIE!” and celebrated with a Potatobrine shower with bedrock armor so nobody could eat them >:D
(MY LITTLE MOONIE FOREVER :3 <3) 😛
Lunaheart quietly went over and to shadow “THIS IS YOUR FAULT!” She screeched. “IMMA SLAP YOU LIKE JAYFEATHER SLAPS BREEZEPELT!!!!”
Shadow didn’t hear Luna because she was too busy chanting, “MOONIE! MOONIE! NINJA MOONIE!”
(MOONIE FOREVER YEETY 😛 )
Beepaw got onto a table, Jaydapple by her.
“EVERYONE MEET MY SISTER BLAZEPOPPY!”
(everyone stops briefly to eye the newcomer, a pretty, short, red-haired girl with white tips and violet eyes)
Blazepoppy said nervously, “hello.”
(then all Tartarus broke loose again)
Jaydapple said sarcastically, “told ya they don’t care.”
“WE’RE TAKING BLAZEPOPPY TO MEET WISHI!”
Beepaw grabbed her sister’s hand and led her to Wishi, only stopping once to ponder that the three of them(Blaze, Jay, and Bee) were all born at the same time and yet she was the only apprentice. How?
She stopped again in front of Wishi. “Wishi! Meet Blazepoppy!”
Blazepoppy smiled nervously and a bit sheepishly at Wishi, waving slightly. “Hello,” she said sweetly, but still with WAY too much nervousness.
(I’d continue this but I need sleep, g’bye!)
Fox Trot was wiggling in her fox form, she’d had trouble switching back so she just stayed like a fox, The black and white fox trotted over to Wishi and Blazepoppy, Giving Blaze a dog-like smile
Blazepoppy smiled back at her. “Hi, Fox Trot!”
(YES! I FINALLY TYPED FOX TROT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME HAHA!)
“Hello, Blazepoppy! I’m Wishi! Although technically, I’m in my Youtube persona form right now, soooo I should probably change that to avoid confusion.” Wishi leaped out of her seat and ran to the bathrooms, emerging a moment later in a turtleneck cream dress with an orange amulet on the nape of her neck. She was still wearing the same orange boots, though they were now untied. Her hair was down, and a flower crown with the Blazing Star sat on her head and her hair was dotted with pale shells. “Noow I look like my fursona. Anyway, welcome to the insane asylu- I mean, Hazelpage!” Wishi said. She then turned her amulet into a Nintendo Switch. “Who wants to watch me play Hollow Knight?” she hollered to the others in the Hazelpage.
Blazepaw sat beside Wishi, “I haven’t heard of that, but I’ll watch!”
Beepaw and Jaypaw did, too.
All of my fursonas are now ‘paws soooo yep.
I like having cold showers.
You offend me with this comment and my mommy is gonna Thanos snap you out of existence if you don’t apologize, and if you still don’t, then mommy said she’d delete Blogclan!
An Entitled Parents joke
Brought to you by
Fox Trot
Oh yes please make your mum end this enternal pain I feel 😫😫👏
Navy was drowning in bagel.
Uh do you need help
Fox Trot screamed, Screamed again, then went silent. She’d forgiven everybody for their wrong-doings.
((A teaser for a new fanfic))
Beepaw stared, her eyes wide. “You ok, Fox Trot,” Jaypaw asked, propping his elbows on his knees and staring at Fox Trot.
Blazepaw was leaning back, her eyes wide and her hair pushed off her brow. She stared in shock at Fox Trot and finally looked back to Wishi’s game, clearly hooked.
HEEEECKKKKKK YEEAHHHH I SPELLED THEM RIGHT EVERY TIME!!!!
Fox Trot nodded, Her fox tail wagging.
Jaypaw smiled and laughed. “Ok, but I think you gave Blazepaw and Beepaw heart attacks!”
“He most certainly DID NOT,” Beepaw huffed, glaring at her brother. Jaypaw exchanged a glance with Fox Trot.
E x c u s e meh
Fox Trot blinked in shock at being called a he, for its gender was soggy noodle
“I’m just gonna go to the tavern and NEVER come back to this baby shark mess.” She said nervously. “BTW, at least the chicken nuggets are gone.”
Let’s see what my autocorrect says! She was also the one who died of a heart of a mother and she was killed and her father in medicine cats were killed and the one day that he died and he had to get her to go home 🏡 is her birthday so I was just thinking she would like me a lot more and I wanna say hello I love her she is kind a beautiful she is so cute.
Ooooooooooooooooooookay?
Autocorrect god speaks again!
Me the same way of keeping you posted on your phone so you have a chance of a good friend to talk about and then she can call me if she is not there she will always have a chance and then I can see you guys at work she is also going on her own she is also very much a little bit more of her older brother than the mother and she cats were only a few minutes late to the rest the day.
???
Autocorrect speaks!
The fact I can get it right away with the new version is better to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back and I don’t think that I have a great way of the day before I get a follow back on my way home and I don’t think that I have a great way of the year of my day was so funny and I love the way new one album is of course I the only one of my day off is not up for a few years back on my way home and sleep all night to the gym today and it was the best of the year of high quality of life and the rest of the year and I don’t know how I feel like my heart is a very long day ahead and I can feel my heart and I don’t think I have to go back.
Ummmmmmmm???????? Lol
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STARCLAN WHY
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
WHY AM I BEING CONSUMED INTO PROCRASTINATION AND MEMES
I WAS UP TIL ELEVEN O CLOCK YESTERDAY ON YOUTUBE
SEND HELP
PLEASE
HELP
And again (but why do I trust autocorrect idk)
Me and then I have a lot to say about you guys I don’t want you guys in my car I wanna is that I love when I wanna is a way I can call him a little brother or sister in law or I wanna was the way you want me and you know I love that I can call him but he is not sorry to your mom I don’t know what I can call her and I wanna is she gonna was a way I was gonna I wanna is a way I can call him tomorrow. (I DO want BlogClanners in my car tho.n
Again, again!
She was the one who died and her eyes are broken leg so I think it’s about a foot of a cat and she is a little bit more than she is and her mom and she cats were only a little pony and she cat cat with green cat cat litter cat and cat litter boxes were dried and the cat cat was taken away and the litter boxes are broken into a cat cat with cat cat and litter litter and cat cat with litter and cat cat food in a cat cat named ginger she was a little pony cat litter cat and she cat cat named ginger she was a little bit of cat cat with blue cat litter and cat cat named ginger she cat litter and cat cat named ginger she was a cat litter and cat cat litter and cats cat cat named ginger she was also named her name she was a warrior. WUUUUUUUUT
BTW according to the hazelpage description this is a peaceful place? Idk about that…..
Um, that’s… a very INTERESTING VIEW OF CATS, AUTOCORRECT… 😛